Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - Mammy told me not to come.

[Guest]

Trump needs to add keeping this forum alive to his list of achievements

[elbows]

Wow was gonna leave Chelsea today but a drift to 3.9 is too big despite injury crises. Come on champs!

Nice shout. Cheers

[Hectorjelly]

I went home from work sick a few days ago and left my keys there. The next day my gf gave me a hard time for this and reluctantly gave me the spare keys. Without leaving the house I have now managed to lose these, I've turned the place upside down looking for them. I think there is a very good chance she kills me if she finds out. Current plan is to go to work tomorrow, get my keys and make a set to replace the spare keys hoping she never finds out. The only drawback is I think there is a small chance she knows where the spare keys are, she might have put them away. All I know for sure is whatever option I pick will be the wrong one.

[gorrrr72]

Who even hinted that it was



Dig upwards

So, you agree with me that a vote for Trump is not in of itself an act of racism?

[Raoul Duke III]

I went home from work sick a few days ago and left my keys there. The next day my gf gave me a hard time for this and reluctantly gave me the spare keys. Without leaving the house I have now managed to lose these, I've turned the place upside down looking for them. I think there is a very good chance she kills me if she finds out. Current plan is to go to work tomorrow, get my keys and make a set to replace the spare keys hoping she never finds out. The only drawback is I think there is a small chance she knows where the spare keys are, she might have put them away. All I know for sure is whatever option I pick will be the wrong one.

FFS HJ. All those years at the poker table and you've learned nothing.

[Hectorjelly]

FFS HJ. All those years at the poker table and you've learned nothing.

My girlfriend is a lot harder to read than you are

[Guest]

RIP Jerry Langford

[dobby]

If she loses her shit that badly over a set of fucking keys it's time to find a new gf

[Guest]

If Zuckerberg ever becomes president you'll all be wistfully reminiscing about trump in a few years.read a few of his dispatches from his tour of the US ,the guy is a wrong un

[gorrrr72]

Here gorrr, I'll make it real simple:

1. People voted for Trump for all kinds of reasons.
2. Some people voted for Trump because they liked his dog-whistle racism (and that of his camp followers like Bannon)
3. The people who voted for Trump for the reason at (2); their votes were, in of themselves, an act of racism.
4. All other Trump voters were not consciously performing a racist act when voting for him. Maybe they liked his attitude towards women.

1. Agreed
2. Agreed
3. Agreed because you are providing evidence of racism for those votes. This is what I mean when I say that a vote for Trump without any other evidence is not in of itself a vote for racism.
4. Agree with first sentence.

Glad we were able to sort that out.

[hotspur]

If she loses her shit that badly over a set of fucking keys it's time to find a new gf

I think he's locked in.

[Lao Lao]

I went home from work sick a few days ago and left my keys there. The next day my gf gave me a hard time for this and reluctantly gave me the spare keys. Without leaving the house I have now managed to lose these, I've turned the place upside down looking for them. I think there is a very good chance she kills me if she finds out. Current plan is to go to work tomorrow, get my keys and make a set to replace the spare keys hoping she never finds out. The only drawback is I think there is a small chance she knows where the spare keys are, she might have put them away. All I know for sure is whatever option I pick will be the wrong one.

Would you not tell her that she is over reacting just a tad? You were sick, so sick that you had to leave work. As a result, you forgot your keys. People forget shit all the time, it's called being human. Why would she reluctantly give you the spare set? People have a spare set so they can used if something happens to the main set. Sounds like she needs to get a bit of perspective on this, it's a fucking set of keys, well actually it's two sets but one is in work and the other is in the gaff. Both can easily be retrieved and nobody has died.

[Dice75]

I went home from work sick a few days ago and left my keys there. The next day my gf gave me a hard time for this and reluctantly gave me the spare keys. Without leaving the house I have now managed to lose these, I've turned the place upside down looking for them. I think there is a very good chance she kills me if she finds out. Current plan is to go to work tomorrow, get my keys and make a set to replace the spare keys hoping she never finds out. The only drawback is I think there is a small chance she knows where the spare keys are, she might have put them away. All I know for sure is whatever option I pick will be the wrong one.

Burning the house down generally solves this type of dilemma.

[Strewelpeter]

RIP Jerry Langford

Love that film, DeNiro's greatest performance IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDTKdHJiOco

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[eamonhonda]

If they were then who are the black voters who voted for him racist against? Who are the Latino voters who voted for him racist against?
Who are the Asian voters who voted for him racist against?

Gobshites.

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[Solksjaer!]

I'd say HJs girlfriend was just waiting to get him on something. She shouldn't let this go . Break his balls MsHJ just think of all the times he rubbished your views fresh from a book on the subject. Leaving keys in work ? Unforgivable.

[Solksjaer!]

We do love a bit of a debate. Difference keeps us strong. Can't all be alt-left-liberal-tree-huggers.

Ctrl-alt-del.

[Hectorjelly]

Would you not tell her that she is over reacting just a tad? You were sick, so sick that you had to leave work. As a result, you forgot your keys. People forget shit all the time, it's called being human. Why would she reluctantly give you the spare set? People have a spare set so they can used if something happens to the main set. Sounds like she needs to get a bit of perspective on this, it's a fucking set of keys, well actually it's two sets but one is in work and the other is in the gaff. Both can easily be retrieved and nobody has died.

Reading it now, this sounds quite reasonable and I'm going to try it out. If I don't post here again in the next few days please contact the police.

[ComradeCollie]

[Lord Sir Banter]

That was an awful read.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Out for 7 months. Welp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62aCg3n_iYI

[Raoul Duke III]

Hell or High Water highly enjoyable watch

[Guest]

Love that film, DeNiro's greatest performance IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDTKdHJiOco

It's definetly the hipster (but correct) choice for best de Niro flick

[dobby]

Reading it now, this sounds quite reasonable and I'm going to try it out. If I don't post here again in the next few days please contact the police.

Why does it sound like you're absolutely scared shitless of your gf? It's a set of keys ffs. You'd probably leave the country if you lost something of actual value that belonged to her.

[Theresa]

Why does it sound like you're absolutely scared shitless of your gf? It's a set of keys ffs. You'd probably leave the country if you lost something of actual value that belonged to her.

Single [x]

[darwinatemyhamster]

Why does it sound like you're absolutely scared shitless of your gf? It's a set of keys ffs. You'd probably leave the country if you lost something of actual value that belonged to her.

Your posts have become noticeably more aggressive lately dobby, not a critism as I agree with your 'keysgate' comments but you seem to have gone on the offensive out of nowhere.

[Hooch]

To whoever recommended the series Mr. Mercedes with Brendan Gleeson great shout.
Basically a thriller based on a Stephen King novel.

[Flushdraw]

Thats insane...more or less a failed suicide attempt, his landing can't be much more than a meter from the jetty

Yeah he cuts it pretty close sometimes:

Not sure how he hasn't cracled his head in a few of these. I though the was a gonner at the 7.30 mark!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMJwYrIjxKU

[Hectorjelly]

Why does it sound like you're absolutely scared shitless of your gf? It's a set of keys ffs. You'd probably leave the country if you lost something of actual value that belonged to her.

Have you ever lived with a woman you aren't related to?

[Lord Sir Banter]

[Iago]

Why does it sound like you're absolutely scared shitless of your gf? It's a set of keys ffs. You'd probably leave the country if you lost something of actual value that belonged to her.

Single [x]

Have you ever lived with a woman you aren't related to?

I'm with dobby on this. I've lived with the 'unreasonable' in the past and if there's one thing I learned from it (now that I have the benefit of over a decade of not living with it) it's the fact that unreasonableness only ever gets more unreasonable and there's a better way of living.

Not all men/women are hard to live with, just the ones that you're not really fully compatible with.

n.b. speaking generally as opposed to the compatibility of HJ and she who must be obeyed as I know nothing about their relationship.

[dobby]

Have you ever lived with a woman you aren't related to?

Yeah. Yo momma.

Seriously, lived with my ex and living with current gf. Neither of them would have lost their shit over keys. You must be pretty whipped

[dobby]

Your posts have become noticeably more aggressive lately dobby, not a critism as I agree with your 'keysgate' comments but you seem to have gone on the offensive out of nowhere.

It is what it is m8

[Raoul Duke III]

I'm with dobby on this. I've lived with the 'unreasonable' in the past and if there's one thing I learned from it (now that I have the benefit of over a decade of not living with it) it's the fact that unreasonableness only ever gets more unreasonable and there's a better way of living.

Not all men/women are hard to live with, just the ones that you're not really fully compatible with.

n.b. speaking generally as opposed to the compatibility of HJ and she who must be obeyed as I know nothing about their relationship.

Mrs Iago's views on this would be of interest.

[RichieM]

Would you not tell her that she is over reacting just a tad? You were sick, so sick that you had to leave work. As a result, you forgot your keys. People forget shit all the time, it's called being human. Why would she reluctantly give you the spare set? People have a spare set so they can used if something happens to the main set. Sounds like she needs to get a bit of perspective on this, it's a fucking set of keys, well actually it's two sets but one is in work and the other is in the gaff. Both can easily be retrieved and nobody has died.

In my experience telling women that they are over reacting a tad is not a good idea.

[Flushdraw]

My little bro put this promo together for the McGregor fight. Give it an aul like or something

https://youtu.be/UPiYp7cpRIQ

[Raoul Duke III]

My little bro put this promo together for the McGregor fight. Give it an aul like or something

https://youtu.be/UPiYp7cpRIQ

Is there any way they could both lose? Ideally with some shady Don King type making off with all the loots.

One Time Boxing Gods

[Flushdraw]

Is there any way they could both lose? Ideally with some shady Don King type making off with all the loots.

One Time Boxing Gods

Only if this guy turns up..

SPOILER

[Iago]

Mrs Iago's views on this would be of interest.

You just read them, you don't seriously believe I'm allowed opinions of my own do you?

[Iago]

Just back from my second ever Pilates class, for the sporty types amongst us you'll know what I mean when I say I had the pre-season shakes and feelings of nausea.

How the mighty have fallen, too many croissants and cocktails not enough push-ups and rowing machines.

[Denny Crane]

I'm with dobby on this. I've lived with the 'unreasonable' in the past and if there's one thing I learned from it (now that I have the benefit of over a decade of not living with it) it's the fact that unreasonableness only ever gets more unreasonable and there's a better way of living.

Not all men/women are hard to live with, just the ones that you're not really fully compatible with.

n.b. speaking generally as opposed to the compatibility of HJ and she who must be obeyed as I know nothing about their relationship.

[Raoul Duke III]

You just read them, you don't seriously believe I'm allowed opinions of my own do you?

Well, obviously not.

[Tar.Aldarion]

You have to try and understand why she is annoyed, ask her why? Generally there will be some actual reason you can relate with. If not, ask her is she annoyed about something else as generally people will vent through these meaningless things.

[NoRiverRequired]

Just back from my second ever Pilates class, for the sporty types amongst us you'll know what I mean when I say I had the pre-season shakes and feelings of nausea.

How the mighty have fallen, too many croissants and cocktails not enough push-ups and rowing machines.

Went for a run yesterday which involved a fairly steady jog up part of Ticknock hill, resulting in me vomiting on side of said hill whilst contemplating how i let it come to this. Badly out of shape.

[shano1888]

You have to try and understand why she is annoyed, ask her why? Generally there will be some actual reason you can relate with. If not, ask her is she annoyed about something else as generally people will vent through these meaningless things.

Vegans lol.

[Strewelpeter]

Probably just a photoshop but hey

[Strewelpeter]

I am a long time advocate of Pilates. Tis class.

I need to start a class soon, been under orders from the physio to do it for the last couple of months but haven't managed to organise it yet.

There seems to be an awful lot of classes, how do I tell a good one from a not so good one?

I'm assuming there will be a big variation in quality between instructors, class sizes and how experienced the other punters are or is it just a matter of following a fixed program?

Would need to be somewhere handy for after work somewhere between Clondalkin and Naas
Do it before or after work ? Do I need a shower after a class?

[Flushdraw]

Stoke Police having some banter

[poprock]

Stoke Police having some banter

The only thing about this is, if anyone watched the game, they would realize Ozil
was brilliant, he is just a scapegoat for people who know nothing about football, not his fault they kept missing the chances he created

[Lao Lao]

In my experience telling women that they are over reacting a tad is not a good idea.

Meh...in my experience if somebody is being irrational and not willing to listen to sense, they tend to be a physco and should be dumped post haste

Not saying this is the case with Mrs HJ but more of a generalisation of some of my ex's

[mdoug]

Floyd out to 1.3, crazy stuff.

[RichieM]

Meh...in my experience if somebody is being irrational and not willing to listen to sense, they tend to be a physco and should be dumped post haste

Not saying this is the case with Mrs HJ but more of a generalisation of some of my ex's

Pointing out a better approach and being reasonable is a yes but just turning round and saying "you are being a tad unreasonable" not so much

[Raoul Duke III]

Pointing out a better approach and being reasonable is a yes but just turning round and saying "you are being a tad unreasonable" not so much

Lose the battle, win the war.

Running away in the face of overwhelming enemy superiority is usually a solid play.

[Raoul Duke III]

What price is McGregor to lose in the first?

[Lao Lao]

Pointing out a better approach and being reasonable is a yes but just turning round and saying "you are being a tad unreasonable" not so much

Where did I say to just say 'You are being a tad unreasonable'?

I gave a pretty good reason why she is being unreasonable. HJ was sent home because he was sick. He left his keys in work because he was sick. The second set of keys are in the house. The first set are in work. Both are very easily recovered. There is no issue, hence she is being a tad bit unreasonable.

[Solksjaer!]

Bitches be crazy. End of.

[RichieM]

Where did I say to just say 'You are being a tad unreasonable'?

I gave a pretty good reason why she is being unreasonable. HJ was sent home because he was sick. He left his keys in work because he was sick. The second set of keys are in the house. The first set are in work. Both are very easily recovered. There is no issue, hence she is being a tad bit unreasonable.

I very rarely argue with my misses when she is being unreasonable but wait until she calms down and she generally apologises later on. It's not serious relationship advice tbh, I am sure he knows the way round his misses.

[Solksjaer!]

Autocorrect needs to learn the lingo or I'm ditching it. - bitch of a thing at times.