Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - Mammy told me not to come.

[Guest]

Yeah I'd say that could be fine.

You could transpose that data before uploading but I usually upload using SQL with say "Player" as a column.

Something like;

Then you create a matrix in Power BI and it will effectively transpose that into a nice visual with

Relatively quick and easy

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[Solksjaer!]

Lolliverpool tables

[Denny Crane]

Regime change ahead in Middle West

According to Iran's deputy parliament speaker Abdul Reza Misri, 23 parliament members out of 290 have tested positive for the coronavirus, the report said, adding that meetings between lawmakers and citizens were cancelled in the wake of coronavirus outbreak in Iran.

[Strewelpeter]

Regime change ahead in Middle West

The parliamentarians need to get up close and personal with the religious leaders for any real hope of change there.

But yeah if anything good was to come out of this lets hope that those cunce are run out of Tehran for ever.

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[Wombatman]

Kapernick wasn't free to express his views on racial inequality. Nobody gave a shit.

Stick a dollar on the price of gas and see what happens.

Both viewpoints are probably right, one in theory and the other practice.

[dobby]

Would someone mind PMing a tor or usenet link to get The Trip to Greece? Can't seem to find it anywhere.

It's fantastic FWIW. It's on sky anytime if that's any good to you? Watched ep 1 last night, just waiting for the missus to get home so we can finish ep 2 and 3.

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[RichieM]

You're hardly talking about Trump? The least aggressive least interventionist president for the last 30 years?

Only if you don’t think that he told the military to “spread a plague on China and all those I countries he hates” could hardly be a coincidence that Iran are getting hit so hard.

Poor Italy just got caught in the alphabetical crossfire and we are surely next.

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[Raoul Duke III]

Only if you don’t think that he told the military to “spread a plague on China and all those I countries he hates” could hardly be a coincidence that Iran are getting hit so hard.

Poor Italy just got caught in the alphabetical crossfire and we are surely next.

we're kinda screwed alphabetically tbf. Although the Isle of Man kindly takes some of the heat

• Iran
• Iraq
• Ireland
• Isle of Man
• Israel

[LuckyLloyd]

Up to 9 cases now...

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[Wombatman]

Up to 9 cases now...

Boards down again. Hysteria at it's finest.

[LuckyLloyd]

Less relevant to everyone else, but France is maybe a day or two from overtaking China in terms of outbreaks. Fucking dumbasses. Just shut.down.everything and then restart the country again in two weeks. Thats what Italy is being effectively forced to do now - they just decided to wait until they'd given everyone a good chance at infection.

https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/03/washington-state-risks-seeing-explosion-in-coronavirus-without-dramatic-action-new-analysis-says/

You have some smart people advocating these types of approaches. I have no idea why the EU is waiting for it to get out of hand before getting serious.

Shut it down for 14 days and if you enforce it you’re home free.

[Guest]

Boards down again. Hysteria at it's finest.

I mean a bit of hysteria is understandable at this stage.
Absolute best case at this stage is a bunch of oldies on their way out anyway and a deep global recession
Worst case......
Flybe first of many

[Guest]

Also people on this forum who took Beto and Buttigieg seriously need to self isolate and stop contaminating this forum.
How did 2 such obvious no hopers get any traction

[Guest]

Also Facebook and google disgracing themselves yet again wrt spread of disinformation around corona virus
Hopefully this will be the straw, break them up, regulate them, smash the cunts.
They are a bigger danger to western civ then any virus

[Lao Lao]

I'm definitely on the same page as Lloyd and Hitch here.

The government here need to take decisive action.

Paddy's Day celebrations need to be cancelled.

Anybody flying in from an infected area (North Italy, China, Iran and South Korea, etc) automatically goes to quarantine until they are cleared. Anybody has a problem with that, they don't get back in.

All major gatherings (sporting, etc) over a few thousand people gets knocked on the head.

We can't go full Chinese model but we need to do as much as possible.

I'm sure that this sounds dramatic and overacting but Italy did fuck all and look where they are now. We're just a bit behind the curve in terms of timelines.

We would be way better off to take some initial short term pain for long term benefit.

Nip it in the bud before it takes hold.

[Guest]

I'm definitely on the same page as Lloyd and Hitch here.

The government here need to take decisive action.

Paddy's Day celebrations need to be cancelled.

Anybody flying in from an infected area (North Italy, China, Iran and South Korea, etc) automatically goes to quarantine until they are cleared. Anybody has a problem with that, they don't get back in.

All major gatherings (sporting, etc) over a few thousand people gets knocked on the head.

We can't go full Chinese model but we need to do as much as possible.

I'm sure that this sounds dramatic and overacting but Italy did fuck all and look where they are now. We're just a bit behind the curve in terms of timelines.

We would be way better off to take some initial short term pain for long term benefit.

Nip it in the bud before it takes hold.

It’s really important to me that Cheltenham gets cancelled, it’s pretty much an Irish event so up there with cancelling paddy’s day parades
Plus don’t have to listen to all the BS Around it
Plus it’ll hurt paddy power who are already feeling pain from new British legislation
#silverlinings

[eamonhonda]

I'm definitely on the same page as Lloyd and Hitch here.

The government here need to take decisive action.

Paddy's Day celebrations need to be cancelled.

Anybody flying in from an infected area (North Italy, China, Iran and South Korea, etc) automatically goes to quarantine until they are cleared. Anybody has a problem with that, they don't get back in.

All major gatherings (sporting, etc) over a few thousand people gets knocked on the head.

We can't go full Chinese model but we need to do as much as possible.

I'm sure that this sounds dramatic and overacting but Italy did fuck all and look where they are now. We're just a bit behind the curve in terms of timelines.

We would be way better off to take some initial short term pain for long term benefit.

Nip it in the bud before it takes hold.

Parade is like 2 hours of a long day. Do you shut all the pubs and lock down the city or how do you cancel Paddy's day?

[Guest]

Parade is like 2 hours of a long day. Do you shut all the pubs and lock down the city or how do you cancel Paddy's day?

Vintners fed need to take one for the team

[Theresa]

I mean we can just reschedule it.

Guinness basically invented Arthurs day, it's not like we'd be hard pressed to get fucking hammered on a random day as a country.

It might even encourage more people to engage in the day.

[Guest]

Coronavirus pretty much balances it’s books in terms of human suffering if it gets six notions and Cheltenham cancelled
Euro 2029 deserves it too, what a stupid idea the multi city thing was

[KK82]

Coronavirus pretty much balances it’s books in terms of human suffering if it gets six notions and Cheltenham cancelled
Euro 2029 deserves it too, what a stupid idea the multi city thing was

Not getting many bites, eh?

[Guest]

Not getting many bites, eh?

Not trolling

[Solksjaer!]

Not getting many bites, eh?

He's upset . Let him alone . He means well. He's just afraid like all of us . We are dying out as a species. Its end game . Its the innocent vegans I feel sorry for., we are taking those poor bastards with us. At least we can eat well before its finished.

You blew it up God damn you. GOD DAMN YOU TO HELLL

[Guest]

The consensus that appears to be growing from what I've been reading is that restrictions on travel may have limited positive impact while actually being potentially more harmful with the movement of medical supplies being impacted.

It may have had some initial impact in slowing things down but once the virus has reached a region, travel restrictions don't add value.

The most effective means of containment appears to be:

Other countries could adopt only certain elements from China's strategy. An updated analysis co-authored by Dye and posted on the preprint server medRxiv concludes that suspending public transport, closing entertainment venues, and banning public gatherings were the most effective mitigation interventions in China. “We don't have direct proof, of course, because we don't have a properly controlled experiment,” Dye says. “But those measures were probably working to push down the number of cases.” One question is whether closing schools will help. “We just don't know what role kids play” in the epidemic, Lipsitch says. “

[Lao Lao]

Parade is like 2 hours of a long day. Do you shut all the pubs and lock down the city or how do you cancel Paddy's day?

You start by cancelling the parade and other large scale events around the day. The actual parade may take about 2 hours to run it's route but you will have people getting into their spot to view it from at least 2 hours beforehand and then they will be around the city centre for at least a portion of the day afterwards.

The numbers expected to be at the parade are approx 500k.

Like I said, we can't go full Chinese on it and close every business and pub, it just wouldn't work in our society.

However, if you cancel the parade due to the Coronavirus, a large portion of the 500K people will stay at home as a result. They won't all gather together in a pub.

[DeadParrot]

I'm definitely on the same page as Lloyd and Hitch here.

The government here need to take decisive action.

Paddy's Day celebrations need to be cancelled.

Anybody flying in from an infected area (North Italy, China, Iran and South Korea, etc) automatically goes to quarantine until they are cleared. Anybody has a problem with that, they don't get back in.

All major gatherings (sporting, etc) over a few thousand people gets knocked on the head.

We can't go full Chinese model but we need to do as much as possible.

I'm sure that this sounds dramatic and overacting but Italy did fuck all and look where they are now. We're just a bit behind the curve in terms of timelines.

We would be way better off to take some initial short term pain for long term benefit.

Nip it in the bud before it takes hold.

That ship has sailed imo.

[DeadParrot]

Countdown is on till first ipber confirmed.

[Mellor]

52 cases, 2 deaths and supermarkets everywhere sold out of toilet roll permanently.
I’ve no idea what mad notion the lads are at with the toilet roll tbh. Masks have been sold out since the bushfire.

[6starpool]

https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/03/...analysis-says/

You have some smart people advocating these types of approaches. I have no idea why the EU is waiting for it to get out of hand before getting serious.

Shut it down for 14 days and if you enforce it you’re home free.

And what happens then in 14 days when no business or recreational activity has taken place but the virus still happily exists in Ireland and other places?

[ComradeCollie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsqVrNV3lj0

[Western_Sean]

And what happens then in 14 days when no business or recreational activity has taken place but the virus still happily exists in Ireland and other places?

I think the idea is to stop asymptomatic spread. After 14 days if you have it you have symptoms, containment is then a more sustainable strategy. Risks of the italian situation are thus significantly reduced.

[AndyFatBastard]

Countdown is on till first ipber confirmed.

I'm home 17 days so it's not me.

[6starpool]

I think the idea is to stop asymptomatic spread. After 14 days if you have it you have symptoms, containment is then a more sustainable strategy. Risks of the italian situation are thus significantly reduced.

Isn't it the cause though that about 40% of cases have no symptoms at all? Short of testing everyone on a very regular basis, how do you control that fully? Obviously precautions should be taken, but shutting down entire countries for weeks isn't the answer unless the whole world stocks up on provisions and don't leave the place they are in for a month, which clearly isn't a viable solution.

[Solksjaer!]

The real skill is finding the happy medium between fully alerting people and not fully alarming people . Social media at its worst at the moment taking off in different doomsday scenarios . Off to do a stress test today on my ticker when I 9999% know its muscular . 1st world health eh.

[DeadParrot]

Isn't it the cause though that about 40% of cases have no symptoms at all? Short of testing everyone on a very regular basis, how do you control that fully? Obviously precautions should be taken, but shutting down entire countries for weeks isn't the answer unless the whole world stocks up on provisions and don't leave the place they are in for a month, which clearly isn't a viable solution.

You're like the mayor from jaws
Which would make Hitch Hooper and Lloyd Quint
There can only ever be one Chief however

[Western_Sean]

Isn't it the cause though that about 40% of cases have no symptoms at all? Short of testing everyone on a very regular basis, how do you control that fully? Obviously precautions should be taken, but shutting down entire countries for weeks isn't the answer unless the whole world stocks up on provisions and don't leave the place they are in for a month, which clearly isn't a viable solution.

I think the no symptoms number is closer to 2% than 40%. (See here)The other point is that this is really just about slowing the spread so the health system isn't overrun at this stage. The 2 weeks strategy would most likely be reasonably effective in doing that. Horrible in the short term though.

[Lao Lao]

Does anybody know where I can buy fresh pizza dough in Dublin?

[luckforsome]

Does anybody know where I can buy fresh pizza dough in Dublin?

...Avoiding Italian pizza,, next level coronavirus fear...

[Mellor]

The quality of cooking on the Australian one is leagues ahead. Pretty much any of the finalists could open a successful restaurant and many of them do tbf.
But that’s all in the past now. The 3 judges left at the end of the last season, can’t see it being the same without them.

I spoke too soon. They lost the judges, so they're bring back 24 past fan favourite contestants. Fair enough, I'm back in.
Pretty clever from the producers.

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"We're estimating 30 to 40 percent of Tehran's population will be infected with COVID-19 by March 20," says
Dr. Massoud Mardani, a member of #Iran's National Influenza Committee

[ComradeCollie]

"We're estimating 30 to 40 percent of Tehran's population will be infected with COVID-19 by March 20," says
Dr. Massoud Mardani, a member of #Iran's National Influenza Committee

It would make you wonder about people who think transmission will die down here when the weather warms up. Isn't Iran relatively warm even now?

[Denny Crane]

What's with Orla H*gartys zeal against building in Dublin.

[LuckyLloyd]

Isn't it the cause though that about 40% of cases have no symptoms at all? Short of testing everyone on a very regular basis, how do you control that fully? Obviously precautions should be taken, but shutting down entire countries for weeks isn't the answer unless the whole world stocks up on provisions and don't leave the place they are in for a month, which clearly isn't a viable solution.

The first sentence is not supported in WHO data. Their report on the Chinese situation indicated a belief that asymptomatic sufferers may be quite rare.

[shrapnel]

It would make you wonder about people who think transmission will die down here when the weather warms up. Isn't Iran relatively warm even now?

seems to be doing fine in HK and Singapour also

[LuckyLloyd]

What's with Orla H*gartys zeal against building in Dublin.

Link?

[LuckyLloyd]

One of the four new cases yesterday in the west was a healthcare professional who worked a full A & E shift after returning from northern Italy.

Sorry, what the fuck? What type of fuckheads are there in the HSE that this could happen?! The person themselves are an absolute idiot too.

[LuckyLloyd]

It would make you wonder about people who think transmission will die down here when the weather warms up. Isn't Iran relatively warm even now?

H1n1 continued unabated in the summer of 2009.

[Guest]

One of the four new cases yesterday in the west was a healthcare professional who worked a full A & E shift after returning from northern Italy.

Sorry, what the fuck? What type of fuckheads are there in the HSE that this could happen?! The person themselves are an absolute idiot too.

The many “Bitta flat 7 up, be grand, ha ha ha” morons in this country going to do a lot of damage

[Raoul Duke III]

One of the four new cases yesterday in the west was a healthcare professional who worked a full A & E shift after returning from northern Italy.

Sorry, what the fuck? What type of fuckheads are there in the HSE that this could happen?! The person themselves are an absolute idiot too.

Link?

[Western_Sean]

One of the four new cases yesterday in the west was a healthcare professional who worked a full A & E shift after returning from northern Italy.

Sorry, what the fuck? What type of fuckheads are there in the HSE that this could happen?! The person themselves are an absolute idiot too.

This isn't exactly true he's apparently a GP who was working for an out of hours service. This involved spending some time in an A&E department while on call.

[Denny Crane]

Link?

She's a lecturer/occasional columnist, arguing with economists and planners on twitter every day. She doesn't believe that supply affects prices, that we don't need higher density, and that planning isn't delaying building.

I'm used to seeing people aguing with such misguided zeal about religion, politics, moral issues. But this is something new altogether.

[LuckyLloyd]

Link?

“Irish Times understands”, in an article from this morning