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Originally posted by Ed View PostMalta folks,
Looking to do about 7-9 days in Malta. Want to be walking distance to a beach and have public transport easily accessible (won't be driving). Mostly intend on lazing about in the sun with the odd bit of sight seeing.
Suggestions?
If you predominantly want to laze around on a beach and are happy enough with just a couple of pubs/restuarants you're probably better off heading north to St. Pauls Bay/Mellihea, best beach in the island is up there albeit it's a good bit quieter than St. Julians/Sliema.
You're never too far away though, St. Pauls Bay in the north is only about 8 miles or so from St. Julians and accessible enough with taxis and/or buses during daytime.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostGone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by CourierCollie View PostSeems fine to me. The only thing annoying me about many tvs recently is the distance between the legs. If you're not wall mounting it, you need a stand about 97cm wide to accommodate it.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
10 watt sound on your one is not the best, and it doesn't have an optical out for soundbar.
Is it going to be your main tv? Worth spending a bit more if it is imo.
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostGoing to be in Malta for the week for an exploratory trip if anyone is around for a pint (think most of bbv is there more!)
When you going? this week?
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One of my friends on FB , know her all my life. She is now a born again christian just posted this . So tempted to comment but cant think of the right words lol, she wouldnt be the worst , harmless divil as we would say in Tipp. But ffs like !
"A 12 year old visted Roscrea Monestry with his classmates. Felt disturbed after it. The monks chanting like a cult. They then proceeded down the church looking all morbid heads down. Never even acknowledged the kids. A prime example of religious corruption. Pure cult. Jesus would hve acknowledged the and you would not see Jesus chanting like an idiot baring what fruit that, none. Jesus would not pass off a kid."
could just post this under " ah but they can be forgiven for this baby"
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostGoing to be in Malta for the week for an exploratory trip if anyone is around for a pint (think most of bbv is there more!)
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostI think we should all move there and form one community, possibly with frequent re-enactments of The Prisoner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zalndXdxriIHis rival it seems, had broken his dreams,By stealing the girl of his fancy.Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil,But everyone knew her as Nancy.
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Originally posted by SatNav View PostOne of my friends on FB , know her all my life. She is now a born again christian just posted this . So tempted to comment but cant think of the right words lol, she wouldnt be the worst , harmless divil as we would say in Tipp. But ffs like !
"A 12 year old visted Roscrea Monestry with his classmates. Felt disturbed after it. The monks chanting like a cult. They then proceeded down the church looking all morbid heads down. Never even acknowledged the kids. A prime example of religious corruption. Pure cult. Jesus would hve acknowledged the and you would not see Jesus chanting like an idiot baring what fruit that, none. Jesus would not pass off a kid."
could just post this under " ah but they can be forgiven for this baby"
airport, lol
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostThe classic monk joke. You might have all heard it as its rather old.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostLatvian, I think. Based on reading reddit.
A quick search suggests there is a whole subforum dedicated to them: https://www.reddit.com/r/latvianjokes
am shov by politburo on way gulag for dreem potato.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Hitch's joke reminds me of two others:
A new monk arrives at the monastery and is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that instead of copying the original books , they are copying the copies.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books sobbing. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate. " says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
A Finn and a Norwegian decide to have a drinking contest. So they are downing beers, shorts, and shots solidly in silence for hours. After 7 hours the Norwegian goes "How you doing over there?" The Finn looks at him and goes "Are we here to talk or are we here to drink?"
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostHitch's joke reminds me of two others:
This next one I can't find the exact version of as I was told it so I'll type it.
A Finn and a Norwegian decide to have a drinking contest. So they are downing beers, shorts, and shots solidly in silence for hours. After 7 hours the Norwegian goes "How you doing over there?" The Finn looks at him and goes "Are we here to talk or are we here to drink?"I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostI've been drunk, hungover or asleep pretty much since I got to Lanzarote. Having a relatively early night tonight so that I can start drinking by 12 tomorrow for the football. Tough choices.Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostAnyone see that 8 out of 10 cats episode with Chris Eubank? Probably the funniest TV I've ever seen.
I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Survived 9 hours boozing. Should be in proper shape for the snooker. Also wtf is with the task of wooing women being so easy when you don't want/need to? Fuck you, universe.
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostSurvived 9 hours boozing. Should be in proper shape for the snooker. Also wtf is with the task of wooing women being so easy when you don't want/need to? Fuck you, universe."I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Originally posted by CHDog View PostBacon fries and scampi fries.
Anyone who is a fan of these has seen the cardboard they hang from. There's another flavour advertised on that cardboard called cheese moments. Anyone ever had them or know where to get them?
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...Last edited by Hitchhiker's Guide To...; 01-05-16, 07:59."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostEscaping for a few pints tonight. All Guinness drinkers so we're thinking of hitting a few pubs that we wouldnt normally venture too often where it's generally highly thought of. Any tips?
Initially thinking of Mulligans Poolbeg St followed by Bowes.....airport, lol
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostCan't access the original article as have used up my article use there for the week, but afair 60% discount was for those on around €20k providing they'd been living in the house for 20 years, whereas the more usual discount for those incomes you mention was around 30-40%. Might be wrong though. So max house value on €35k is €175k which seems a bit of a stretch in Dublin, or at least would only apply to the absolutely most shit places.
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostWalking around Dundrum on a BH Saturday pushing a buggy while the wife shops. Confirmed Hell.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by SatNav View Postso funny , im the other way when I get there. chill , not twisted. sip lightly throughout the day and in bed before midnight lol , whats the weather like? where ye staying btw old town or new town. montana club for me new town. I usually always stay in old town but got sick of walking
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostEscaping for a few pints tonight. All Guinness drinkers so we're thinking of hitting a few pubs that we wouldnt normally venture too often where it's generally highly thought of. Any tips?
Initially thinking of Mulligans Poolbeg St followed by Bowes.....Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostKehoes, Nearys, The Long HallPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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