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Originally posted by iSnow View PostXXXXXXX is an App where users can login and find gambling events through a geolocator.
Event organisers can post their events by filling in a charter..
Here's the tricky bit..I need a roulette feature whereby users can spin the wheel to choose a random event in their area. This could be any number of events Eg. Poker Tournament, Horse/Dog Racing, Drive-in Bingo etc.
Customers can then rate the event.
(I'm sure it's been done already though)
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Originally posted by PSV58 View PostSwap gambling events for hookers and you have yourself a goldmine. I'll take 10% for the advice
(I'm sure it's been done already though)
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Originally posted by iSnow View PostBBV assistance required...
I have an idea for an app and approached some developers who thought it was a great idea and quoted me £20K-£40K to fully develop,publish etc.
When I balked at the quote they sent me an email saying that they believe in the idea and are willing to develop it for free...in exchange for 40% of generated revenue.
Told them I'd consider it.
Looked at a site called Upwork where I found a dude in India who can deliver App for $500.
Question: Does anyone have any experience in app development that can advise?
The easy option is to let the pro company develop it and have a polished product in a month but lose 40% of generated revenue.
The difficult option is to do everything myself and keep all the loots.
I need it launched within a month..Move?
Everybody thinks their idea is the best thing ever also. Whether it will work or not is luck along with effort. I would not offer a percentage deal as a developer, equity in apps is mostly a laugh.
Believe me handling anything via a lad in India is a nightmare however it does seem your app is simple to do, but you want it to look ace. I would take that 40%, the reason they are probably offering it is because your app is easier than most but that doesn't mean it doesn't aid both of you.
Ideas are for the most part worthless in this sense, there is nothing stopping anybody whipping up what you want after hearing it, what you need is a good app and traction.
Percentage is best or at least try some other companies first and see what they say for cost, your app does not sound complex.Last edited by Tar.Aldarion; 21-09-15, 15:55.
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A player in match play will generally concede a tap-in or other short putt by his or her opponent.
In a crucial Solheim Cup (Ladies Golf; USA vs Europe) doubles match the girl in red hit a putt past the hole and expected the return putt to be conceded. More often than not it would.
The girl in red (USA), seeing the girl in blue (top middle) walk towards the next tee box, interpreted this action as a concession and picked up her ball.
The partner of the walking girl said the putt was not formally conceded and USA lost the hole because they did not hole out. Que shitstorm.
Rule number one when playing match play golf is don't pick up your ball until it is clear that the putt has been given by your opponent.Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
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eddy McCarthy was a notable absentee from the 1990 Cork jubilee team who were presented to the crowd before Sunday’s All-Ireland final - at that stage though he was well on his way back to the rebel county.
The only man to win both hurling and football titles in the same year, McCarthy left Croke Park enraged after a confrontation with Croke Park staff.
The former dual player was unhappy after being sent to three different entrances by staff - subsequently being told to leave the stadium for an hour to calm down after an angry exchange
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Originally posted by cardshark202 View Post
Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, the Prime Minister of the UK fucks dead pigs, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old Labour leader didn't sing a song about an old woman and her imaginary friend, well then everyone loses their minds!People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Jibzzzz View PostI dont have permission to access the page
Cool pic, keep an eye out for invites and send one my way if you can. Pissed off I missed mine now."you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostAnybody stuck into Fear the Walking Dead yet, opinions?
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostSome of the characters are really annoying. It's an odd one though as we obviously know far more about things than the characters which gives a bit of frustration at times. I'm not totally sold, but I'm going to keep watching though.
I'm enjoying it, it has a much bigger scope than TWD. The beginning of TWD just showed Rick (and that awesome scene with the kid) and how he came across it post Apocalypse and I like the scope of this show that gives us the story from the very beginning.
SPOILERThe scene is Ep3 with the hospital was very well shot
Agree about the frustration thought and how annoying some of the naivety is, given how much more we know.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by Lao Lao View PostCoffee aficionados
What way do you buy your coffee for drinking at home? Whole beans and then grind it yourself? What apparatus do you use / is required?
I am a complete coffee noob, never drank it in my life but herself loves the stuff so am thinking of investing in some kit for the house
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Originally posted by Lao Lao View PostCoffee aficionados
What way do you buy your coffee for drinking at home? Whole beans and then grind it yourself? What apparatus do you use / is required?
I am a complete coffee noob, never drank it in my life but herself loves the stuff so am thinking of investing in some kit for the house
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostSome of the characters are really annoying. It's an odd one though as we obviously know far more about things than the characters which gives a bit of frustration at times. I'm not totally sold, but I'm going to keep watching though.
SPOILERHmm, i wonder are we going to meet these characters next season ? It would be what ?5 years on, pretty battle weary/hardened if we do.Last edited by oleras; 21-09-15, 21:51.This too shall pass.
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People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostRecently bought a Sage Barista Express and it's class. Still haven't found anywhere local that sells fresh roast beans.
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Whole Cameron thing is gas.
I'd say there is less than zero chance that the rest of parliament, never mind the general population haven't put their dicks in a pig or got dicked by a pig at some stage.
People >35 might find this horrifying but anyone who grew up with Jackass won't even blink.
Internet is certainly providing today however.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostWhole Cameron thing is gas.
I'd say there is less than zero chance that the rest of parliament, never mind the general population haven't put their dicks in a pig or got dicked by a pig at some stage.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Quite the craic in Cobh this weekend as a statue of Sonia O Sullivan was unveiled. The consensus is that it's not overly flattering to say the least. My memory of the woman is shes a national treasure no doubt., but if Google were around at the time shed be way down the list of port to call for knocking one out. That said she's a way more attractive milf than she was ever a young wan.
Can't link unfortunately from the mobile but jazus the statue is hideous.
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostWhole Cameron thing is gas.
I'd say there is less than zero chance that the rest of parliament, never mind the general population haven't put their dicks in a pig or got dicked by a pig at some stage.
People >35 might find this horrifying but anyone who grew up with Jackass won't even blink.
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I do live a sheltered life... so sticking your mickey in a roast suckling pig is a thing We really missed a trick at the Horsehead Elite pig dinner.
It is really something that we now live in a world where everyone seems to accept yea he probably did that LOLZTurning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Sirtoyou View PostQuite the craic in Cobh this weekend as a statue of Sonia O Sullivan was unveiled. The consensus is that it's not overly flattering to say the least. My memory of the woman is shes a national treasure no doubt., but if Google were around at the time shed be way down the list of port to call for knocking one out. That said she's a way more attractive milf than she was ever a young wan.
Can't link unfortunately from the mobile but jazus the statue is hideous.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Lao Lao View PostCoffee aficionados
What way do you buy your coffee for drinking at home? Whole beans and then grind it yourself? What apparatus do you use / is required?
I am a complete coffee noob, never drank it in my life but herself loves the stuff so am thinking of investing in some kit for the house
Hand grinder picked up on done deal for €20 and supervalu Colombian supremo beans does the job nicely. Grinding the beans by hand us as close as I'm ever going to get to mindfulness. The fancy stuff isn't worth itLast edited by Guest; 21-09-15, 22:34.
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Bought a bike. 600 smackers so thought it better be good. Pretty decent piece of kit I must admit. New bike has much narrower tires than the old one, and now I know why people always said the Luas tracks were dangerous. Went over them at the same angle I always would without issue and ended up on my face. Ripped my right knee and index finger wide open.
Then I got home and was just stripping off to put some dettol on my knee when my left calf cramped up. It was like nothing I have ever experienced. Completely crumbled to the floor and shouted to the wife for help. Had to explain to her how to treat calf cramp (who doesn't know that???) while lieing on the floor in agony.
tl,dr: In the wars today."I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View PostBought a bike. 600 smackers so thought it better be good. Pretty decent piece of kit I must admit. New bike has much narrower tires than the old one, and now I know why people always said the Luas tracks were dangerous. Went over them at the same angle I always would without issue and ended up on my face. Ripped my right knee and index finger wide open.
Then I got home and was just stripping off to put some dettol on my knee when my left calf cramped up. It was like nothing I have ever experienced. Completely crumbled to the floor and shouted to the wife for help. Had to explain to her how to treat calf cramp (who doesn't know that???) while lieing on the floor in agony.
tl,dr: In the wars today.
As fo treating calf cramps I have no idea, never had a cramp.
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostI'd say there is less than zero chance that the rest of parliament, never mind the general population haven't put their dicks in a pig or got dicked by a pig at some stage.Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostReally?
I do live a sheltered life... so sticking your mickey in a roast suckling pig is a thing We really missed a trick at the Horsehead Elite pig dinner.
I'm 100% certain that if I had of had a dead pig lying around, they would have porked that as well, it would have been the first target
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostReally?
I do live a sheltered life... so sticking your mickey in a roast suckling pig is a thing We really missed a trick at the Horsehead Elite pig dinner.
It is really something that we now live in a world where everyone seems to accept yea he probably did that LOLZ
Of course he did it, and what harm, it's certainly not the worst initiation Ive heard of or personally witnessed.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by oleras View Post"I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostReally?
I do live a sheltered life... so sticking your mickey in a roast suckling pig is a thing We really missed a trick at the Horsehead Elite pig dinner.
It is really something that we now live in a world where everyone seems to accept yea he probably did that LOLZ
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Originally posted by iSnow View PostBBV assistance required...
I have an idea for an app and approached some developers who thought it was a great idea and quoted me £20K-£40K to fully develop,publish etc.
When I balked at the quote they sent me an email saying that they believe in the idea and are willing to develop it for free...in exchange for 40% of generated revenue.
Told them I'd consider it.
Looked at a site called Upwork where I found a dude in India who can deliver App for $500.
Question: Does anyone have any experience in app development that can advise?
The easy option is to let the pro company develop it and have a polished product in a month but lose 40% of generated revenue.
The difficult option is to do everything myself and keep all the loots.
I need it launched within a month..Move?
You're full of shit.
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Originally posted by pokerhand View PostRDIII.... Walker just announced his withdrawal from the presidential race. I seem to recall you being a rabid supporter of him on here?
Switching financial allegiance to Rubio now.
Walker was odd, never really gave himself any chance."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostYeah that was her.
Sonia was suffering from Diarrhea but didn't soil herself on tv. She's a Queen.
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