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Originally posted by pokerhand View PostRemind me how the qualification works? Top 2 qualify outright and 3rd go to playoffs?
Personally hope Germany win tonight, would prefer to face them if they'd already qualified then needing a result. Obv huge dogs against them in either case but slightly less so in the former. Scotland v Poland prob the most interesting tie left in the group, that will have a massive baring on what we need to do come the 11th of October.Profit before people.
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installed cyberghost
got myself a connecting in dublin
cant get the rte website to show the game
what me do wrong?
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Lads I just slipped in after work to see "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl". It got to a point and I welled up a little. Then I cried at the next little bit and I was thinking this is pretty embarrassing and then...fuck me rivers at the very end. Had to wait out the credits to compose myself.
Now I've had a rough week and am a little delicate but ye are all warned. Avoid if you are even mildly of the persuasion to get emotionally involved in a film."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by Fiery Wasabi View PostKEANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ireland's greatest sportsman....People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Got a magnum of Brooklyn larger Hand and seal for the wedding and cracked it open tonight.
Jesus, it's like drinking smithicks and bourbonPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Lazare View PostJax seats should be spring loaded and always up. You'd need to pull it down to sit on it, then it would rise back up after you got off. There would never be any piss on the seat with such a system.
Dice, invent that shit.Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostThey should be like bins where you stand on the pedal and the lid pops up, take a piss, foot off pedal and lid come down. Piss free too!Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostMaybe a toilet seat with a webcam. You pull your dick out of your pants and the system recognises the need to lift the seat.
I vaguely remember it being a thing with a group sharing the same jax, more than 20 years ago. A vote was taken, and men sat down for a piss afterwards.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by Emmet View PostI sit down for a piss when I'm too hungover to stand.
I would never sit otherwise.
I've often gone for a late night post gym and associated water intake piss and sat down.
I've also often fell asleep mid piss.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostIn the middle of the night and I don't want to wake up enough to aim I sit to piss as well.
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Originally posted by Emmet View PostI sit down for a piss when I'm too hungover to stand.
I would never sit otherwise.
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostLads I just slipped in after work to see "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl". It got to a point and I welled up a little. Then I cried at the next little bit and I was thinking this is pretty embarrassing and then...fuck me rivers at the very end. Had to wait out the credits to compose myself.
Now I've had a rough week and am a little delicate but ye are all warned. Avoid if you are even mildly of the persuasion to get emotionally involved in a film.
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Originally posted by CHD View PostReally want Sickpuppy to summarise last 2 pages.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by PSV58 View PostGAA are a joke. Disgraceful decision to overturn connollys ban.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostBusy day. Up since 7 making a carbonade to feed 15 hurling/football fans.
In return I've been given a ticket to the match today. Is there anything particular I should be shouting? 'Jolly good shot old chap' I assume.
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Originally posted by careca View PostSure we need Dublin winning All Irelands for the good of the game . Its a complete joke, albeit not the only one recently. I honestly thought they would take a stance on this one and uphold the ban but it seems Costello has more power than we imagine. anyway should spice up the game even more. I'd love to have a microphone on keegan and Connolly when they go to 'shake hands'
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The ref for today might as well just stay in his dressing room,he's not needed.
Should probably just do away with cards altogether next year
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With all the recent chat about lifting the seat, or peeing while sitting down, I said that I'd let you know about a condition that my son sometimes suffers from. It's called Micturition Syncope. ...https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micturition_syncope
Basically the act of urinating causes a vegus nerve reaction which makes you pass out for a few seconds. While there is no real danger from the condition itself and there is also no real treatment, the damage is done when you split your head open on the toilet bowl or on the floor. It can also happen after a big feed of drink, so beware if you are falling out of the bed after a session, have a seat on the loo and possibly save yourself an injury.
It hasn't occurred in a long time now, and he doesn't really drink either, so that probably helps. He did split himself open quite badly the last time it happened, so he is much more aware of the condition now and if he's going out with mates, they know about the condition and one of them will always watch out for him.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostBusy day. Up since 7 making a carbonade to feed 15 hurling/football fans.
In return I've been given a ticket to the match today. Is there anything particular I should be shouting? 'Jolly good shot old chap' I assume.
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Originally posted by PSV58 View PostGAA are a joke. Disgraceful decision to overturn connollys ban.Originally posted by careca View PostSure we need Dublin winning All Irelands for the good of the game . Its a complete joke, albeit not the only one recently. I honestly thought they would take a stance on this one and uphold the ban but it seems Costello has more power than we imagine. anyway should spice up the game even more. I'd love to have a microphone on keegan and Connolly when they go to 'shake hands'
Mayo had Kevin Keane available for the first game after a similar incident.
Just to be clear I don't think either of them should have been cleared to play. But since Connolly is I'm delightedYou are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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In just over three hours, I'll be the celebrant/Master of ceremonies at a baby naming ceremony. My best mate & his missus had their first kid a while back and they are not religious and didn't want a Christening but still wanted to mark the occasion. Rather than get a humanist in, they asked me.
Am super chuffed and proud to be doing it but also a bit nervous as there will be about 50 friends and family there
#Pray for Father Lao Lao
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Originally posted by PSV58 View PostGAA are a joke. Disgraceful decision to overturn connollys ban.Originally posted by PSV58 View PostThe ref for today might as well just stay in his dressing room,he's not needed.
Should probably just do away with cards altogether next year
I would hope Connolly takes a leaf out of O'Sheas book and realises how much more frustrating it is for defenders when no matter what they do you just get up and smile. Hard to teach an old nut job new tricks though.
Glad to see my close neighbour and the man who literally put a roof over my head reffing today. . I was talking to him during the week and he is looking forward to it. Always thought he was a better roofer than ref though.
Cillian O' Connor to be first point scorer at 3/1 looks tasty. Dublin usually lose the throw in and the dirty feckers will drag someone down.
Hopefully there will be plenty of talk for the right reasons after the match today.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostBusy day. Up since 7 making a carbonade to feed 15 hurling/football fans.
In return I've been given a ticket to the match today. Is there anything particular I should be shouting? 'Jolly good shot old chap' I assume.
Traditional Irish song right there.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostIn other news, Narcos may be influencing my consumer choices: just picked up 'Colombian Supremo' coffee beans.
Damn you Netflix. ....too much to watch.
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At a hearing on 4 September at the Regency Hotel Airport in Dublin, a DRA Panel chaired by former Supreme Court judge Hugh O'Flaherty (with solicitors David Nohilly and Brian Rennick) upheld a claim by Diarmuid Connolly against a one match ban arising out of an infraction during the drawn Mayo v Dublin All-Ireland semi final of Sunday, August 30.
The Panel's decision related to lack of fair procedure afforded to Mr. Connolly at an early stage in the GAA's internal disciplinary process which unfairly hindered the preparations for, and presentation of, his defence. Mr Connolly was thus free to play in the replay of the above match on 5 September.
This statement is for informational purposes only. A full, written award reflective of the hearing as a whole, will be issued by the above DRA Panel within two weeks and will be published on sportsdra.ie.
As Enda himself would say , When a former supreme court judge issues findings.....Last edited by horatio1; 05-09-15, 10:05.
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Originally posted by eamonhonda View PostAnyone stuck for a good TV show, Power isn't gonna win any awards but is a great watch all the same. Moves nicely
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by pokerhand View PostRemind me how the qualification works? Top 2 qualify outright and 3rd go to playoffs?Originally posted by shano_88 View PostIf we finish level with Scotland, does it come down to h2h or goal difference?
If two or more teams are equal on points on completion of the group matches, the following tie-breaking criteria are applied:
- Higher number of points obtained in the matches played among the teams in question;
- Superior goal difference resulting from the matches played among the teams in question;
- Higher number of goals scored in the matches played among the teams in question;
- Higher number of goals scored away from home in the matches played among the teams in question;
- If, after having applied criteria 1 to 4, teams still have an equal ranking, criteria 1 to 4 are reapplied exclusively to the matches between the teams in question to determine their final rankings. If this procedure does not lead to a decision, criteria 6 to 10 apply;
- Superior goal difference in all group matches;
- Higher number of goals scored in all group matches;
- Higher number of away goals scored in all group matches;
- Fair play conduct in all group matches (1 point for a single yellow card, 3 points for a red card as a consequence of two yellow cards, 3 points for a direct red card, 4 points for a yellow card followed by a direct red card);
- Position in the UEFA national team coefficient ranking system;
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