Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[Guest]

Just sauntering through temple bar 10 mins ago and a nice pitched battle between 8 -10 men was going on. Some great from behind the shoulder wild swings a super kick to the face of a man on all fours how he got up I don't know drink drugs probably. Another slashed someone with a lump of glass under the gaze of 100s of tourists. Right in front of the quays not a guard in site policing in the city is very low. Unfortunately none of the assailants appeared to be in critical condition.

[elbows]

Mate of mine who is a pharmacist sent me this

Best story in a while today....
A woman came in and said, look, me brother's a junkie and he came in high last night and he was constipated so he shoved me son's toothbrush up his hole to work the shite out... I didn't know what he'd done until me son told me his toothbrush tasted like the smell of poo this morning... Do I need to bring him to the doctor? 😉

[oleras]

Don't you love those "Ahhh" moments.

[alocon]

Want to download "the acid house" and torrents on kickass don't work, anyone know where I can get it?

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[oleras]

Want to download "the acid house" and torrents on kickass don't work, anyone know where I can get it?

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https://torrentz.eu/7d4394eea3eea7ab...7da8da25f7444e

[Tar.Aldarion]

I want a selfie with tram poes ( A cat that has hung out at a tram stop for years to see people)

https://www.facebook.com/TramPoes

[pokerhand]

Sorry for calling ye losers btw, but think it needed to be said.

Is it bad that I am still not sure what a torrent is or how it works?

[Opr]

Have a few invites for iptorrents, if anyone wants one just send me a pm with an email address.

Opr

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[Tar.Aldarion]

tinder people seem a bit mad. "hey you look great, where in Dublin do you live exactly, how tall are you?"

.. um hello

I told this girl she was like the spanish inquisition, she hasn't taken it well.

[horatio1]

Mate of mine who is a pharmacist sent me this

Best story in a while today....
A woman came in and said, look, me brother's a junkie and he came in high last night and he was constipated so he shoved me son's toothbrush up his hole to work the shite out... I didn't know what he'd done until me son told me his toothbrush tasted like the smell of poo this morning... Do I need to bring him to the doctor? 😉

Reminds me of the joke about the constipated mathematician...

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He worked it out with a pencil

[pokerhand]

How do you 'get' stuff?!

You mean films and sport? Google play and modbo are my friends here.

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[pokerhand]

Need to go to Nijmegen in Netherlands in June, so will be getting train from France to make it an expedition. Is there anything obviously flawed with a plan to stock a bag with drugs and then stack it under the train seat and claim ignorance if the police come to search the train? Its the ability to claim 'nothing to do with me gov' I'm worried about. I'll be subtle enough for CCTV purposes with how it is put under the seat.

Yep... Telling random people on the internet of your plans in advance

[SatNav]

Just seen a woman on the program Skint feeding a box with coins connected to her TV to pay off a loan for a 3 piece suite


Dot feed the TV , and it goes off. Obv people cant live without a tv. Wonder who came up with that bright idea lol some clever company is living the high life obv !

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2010/oct/30/pay-as-you-view-debts

[Flushdraw]

What sites do people use for searching for torrents these days?

I use this almost all the time. Top quality as you would expect from YIFY

https://www.yify-torrent.org/

If i can't find it there, then this is the only other one I use.

https://thepiratebay.se/top

[Lord Sir Banter]

Psv is spinning in his grave
I haven't downloaded anything in months, joining the psv bandwagon

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[Solskjaer]

give up yer oul torrents. The Tom Dunne Show tonight was excellent. You can listen back on below link. Maybe one for the older guys or those who are into their music history eg The Blades, the Vipers, buzzcocks etc wanted to stay in the car,.

http://www.newstalk.com/listen_back/6/17918/16th_April_2015_-_The_Tom_Dunne_Show_Part_2/

Saturday is Record Shop day so live music in some stores in town.

[mdoug]

Mate of mine who is a pharmacist sent me this

Best story in a while today....
A woman came in and said, look, me brother's a junkie and he came in high last night and he was constipated so he shoved me son's toothbrush up his hole to work the shite out... I didn't know what he'd done until me son told me his toothbrush tasted like the smell of poo this morning... Do I need to bring him to the doctor? 😉

And does she?

[CHDad]

Pep caught out for the cunt he is? Medical team resigned? Delighted. Like I always said, he was in the right place at the right time. Nothing special and a complete tosser.

Blame someone else. Easy game.

[Raoul Duke III]

Airport is mental, boom times are back baby. Better not make me miss my Marseilles train ehonda 《shakes fist》.

[Raoul Duke III]

Tremendous comedy value as some demented old bag decides to stand at the top of the queue for a flight to Reus. Placidly standing there like while 50/60 punters queue behind her. Flight is called closed and someone gives her a nudge. 'Oh no, I'm going to Brussels.'.

Cue mass panic and stampede.

[Mellor]

My contract in work was due to wind up at the start of April,
With around 5 days to go, I was told that I'd been extended my a month if I wished to take it.
That same day, was also when my performance review was processed, so I benefited from a 5% pay increase for a last month.

It's three weeks later and I've just been given a promotion to a permanent role, senior designer.
The difference a few weeks can make.

[Denny Crane]

Is there any alternatives to RDC? I changed the password on the computer I'm logging into and now RDC crashes every time I try to log in (I've changed the credentials obv but still won't work)

[Denny Crane]

Ouch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTkKJT_BuHA&sns=sms

[Tar.Aldarion]

Nice one, what kinda stuff do you guys design?

[Flushdraw]

Nice one, what kinda stuff do you guys design?

He's probably asleep, but i remember this post from a while back so probably along the same lines.

A fight wear company have picked up two of my designs and are selling them on their site.
I won't be making a career move anytime soon, but might try to keep this sort of thing up for a bit.

http://www.ravenfightwear.com.au/p/8969243/celtic---grey.html

http://www.ravenfightwear.com.au/p/8969244/celtic---green.html

Click to zoom

[Mellor]

Nice one, what kinda stuff do you guys design?

I'm an architect, but since June I've been working directly for a large commercial gym chain. So I've seen solely designing gyms and workout studios.
Full job title is "senior architect - design team".


The fightwear Tony linked to above was a side project actually. I designed it for myself, but the company who was making it, decided to sell it on their website.

[luckforsome]

...On the tinder talk...What are people's success rate with regards matches...if you liked approx 100 pictures, how many would you get matched?...I'm shite and its even worse since this max likes came in...
...On a related note...If your sending a message to someone on P.O.F, what works for you?...(Yes I'm really this bad at this shite)...

[tylerdurden94]

Ignore all those other losers. What you need is http://www.piratelist.net/kickasstorrents It updates the list of accessible versions of your torrent site of choice (in this case Kickass Torrents, but you can choose). Never need to remember a live torrent web address again.

Sorry for calling ye losers btw, but think it needed to be said.

Why not just find a site that has good content but doesn't need to be accessed by multiple proxies, you're assertions are incorrect.

Have a few invites for iptorrents, if anyone wants one just send me a pm with an email address.

Opr

As much as I like the site it's difficult at times to keep a decent ratio.

I use this almost all the time. Top quality as you would expect from YIFY

https://www.yify-torrent.org/

If i can't find it there, then this is the only other one I use.

https://thepiratebay.se/top

Would mostly use his stuff when loading up my Nexus 7 as it's pretty good but I think it lacks when trying to view on a bigger/better tv screen.

[Emmet]

Torrenting => Hoarding

Streaming though.

What a time to live in.

[Flushdraw]

Would mostly use his stuff when loading up my Nexus 7 as it's pretty good but I think it lacks when trying to view on a bigger/better tv screen.

I never had any bad copies at all. I only download the 1080p stuff and it's crystal clear watching on my 50"

[Iago]

so far, Malta isn't too bad I suppose

[Opr]

I'm not really a huge fan of HD for lots of stuff. In some big budget spectacles I appreciate it to a degree some of the time but for lots of stuff it hyper realises things to an extent that often pulls me out of what I am watching. It just looks too real which for myself isn't really what I want when entering the fantasy land of a film or TV show. I remember watching the Hobbit in that real high def with the increase frame rate. It looked like a bunch of guys running around Dublin mountains in wigs and costumes they had made themselves. I spent more time laughing than anything else.

Opr

[Megatron]

I think I want a Bike.

Am I better to get one on the Bike to Work Scheme or get one from Adverts?

I want to spend about €300 - €400

[SatNav]

I have 2 One Plus One invites if anyone wants one

[Strewelpeter]

If there is a half a chance you will want to don the lycra and use it regularly I'd recommend going to the max of 1K it will cost you about 60 a month for a year and getting a decent road bike. There are lots of good options that hit the pricepoint.

[Emmet]

I think I want a Bike.
Am I better to get one on the Bike to Work Scheme or get one from Adverts?

Bike Scheme if going to spend the loots.

I want to spend about €300 - €400

Adverts at that price point.
Or else get up to Belfast

[Keane]

Torrenting => Hoarding

Streaming though.

What a time to live in.

Are there streaming sites around the place that you could get films on in decent quality - like the IMDB top 250 kind of random spread?

(One that works on an iphone/ipad would be the nuts)

[Emmet]

Are there streaming sites around the place that you could get films on in decent quality - like the IMDB top 250 kind of random spread?

(One that works on an iphone/ipad would be the nuts)

Abso-fucking-defo-lutely

Come over to the xbmc/kodi add-ons thread and bask

[Strewelpeter]

Good oul South Africa, there really is nowhere like it.

Rolling power blackouts because of underinvestment in infrastructure and the most popular meme amongst the Boers is that the money spent on Zuma's palace would have solved the issue Obv the corruption is getting out of hand but they are off by a factor of x^n in tyerms of the investment they are short of in power generation and distribution.

Then there is the xenophobic violence against foreigners coming in to work, people being burned out of their shops and murdered. Again the explanation your typical Boer has is that the SA Blicks are lazy and they need these immigrants to do the work that the impoverished locals won't do. I was then told by one guy, 'I've never had a south African maid, if you do they are always taking teabreaks, I currently have a Zimbabwean girl and shes fantastic, we pay her well over the going rate'. I figured out later that this was over the going rate for an illegal Zim worker rather than a SA worker.

The best is the arguments being played out over a new toll on the road between Joburg and Pretoria. It works on the same basis as our m50 toll except you have 7 days to pay or you can have a tag. Only the people with tags are paying and almost no one else pays. Their arguments are almost to the word identical to the Water charges protesters here.
Except obv they are not as completely stupid as our free water is a basic human right twats, but it was interesting to hear so many of the exact same tropes play out.

[Keane]

Good oul South Africa, there really is nowhere like it.

Rolling power blackouts because of underinvestment in infrastructure and the most popular meme amongst the Boers is that the money spent on Zuma's palace would have solved the issue Obv the corruption is getting out of hand but they are off by a factor of x^n in tyerms of the investment they are short of in power generation and distribution.

Then there is the xenophobic violence against foreigners coming in to work, people being burned out of their shops and murdered.

I know well you're only saying this because I'm going there next week, you are some bollocks.

[Tar.Aldarion]

...On the tinder talk...What are people's success rate with regards matches...if you liked approx 100 pictures, how many would you get matched?...I'm shite and its even worse since this max likes came in...
...On a related note...If your sending a message to someone on P.O.F, what works for you?...(Yes I'm really this bad at this shite)...

There is a max likes? Never hit that how much is it. If I log on generally the first couple of poeple will have been teh ones that have voted yes. I dont even know why I use it, i dont want a girl or to talk to one, guess I like the yes/no aspect.

Torrenting => Hoarding

Streaming though.

What a time to live in.

Feck that, 23 gig films are the shit.

I think I want a Bike.

Am I better to get one on the Bike to Work Scheme or get one from Adverts?

I want to spend about €300 - €400

Bike to work is class. If you are spending the higher tax rate you will save 51% or whatever, so your 400e is an 800 hundred euro bike. of course there are plenty of good second hand deals.

I got mine on the scheme, was 1000 in the shops here, found it in a shop in the north for 835, saved 51% ended up spending 400. It's saved me 2.5k on buses so far in just over two years.

[shrapnel]

Airport is mental, boom times are back baby. Better not make me miss my Marseilles train ehonda 《shakes fist》.

Really horrid weather forecast for sunday in Marseille. Hope you packed accordingly

[Emmet]

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Feck that, 23 gig films are the shit.

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What do they have that 1080p films don't?

[Denny Crane]

Where do you steam HD from?

[Emmet]

Where do you steam HD from?

Genesis on xbmc/kodi

http://www.htpcbeginner.com/best-kodi-addons-2015-for-cordcutters/

[Tar.Aldarion]

What do they have that 1080p films don't?

I doubt the differences are wowing. AFAIK since these these will be bluray rips they will have better audio, better bitrate (video quality). I also get video in 1440p and most impressive of all is when they are 3d.

I watched a bluray avatar in 3D, probably the nicest thing I've never seen (pity about the film ). At the start of the film there is some water droplets floating in mid air, I honestly couldn't tell it wasn't real. (cinema 3D is nothing like home active 3D)

For most people I guess it's not really too much of a difference to sweat about.

[DeadParrot]

Go further

http://www.shomera.ie/studios-gallery/

people would feel they have to rob that out of principle

[shrapnel]

Genesis on xbmc/kodi

http://www.htpcbeginner.com/best-kod...r-cordcutters/

noticing lately the HD streams on genesis are buffering like crazy and loads are not working at all (definitely not a cache issue as has been cleared and set to 0).

You finding that also by any chance?

[DeadParrot]

Need advice on a new TV show to watch..... I've seen

Sopranos
The Wire
BB
The Shield
Better Call Saul
Homeland
Sons of Anarchy
Suits
True Detective

Something similar to the above would be great. Was thinking Covert Affairs or Justified?

Banshee.
Just trust me, it's awesome

[AndyFatBastard]

I want a selfie with tram poes ( A cat that has hung out at a tram stop for years to see people)
https://www.facebook.com/TramPoes

That's a real nice kitty.

[Strewelpeter]

I know well you're only saying this because I'm going there next week, you are some bollocks.

The power blackouts are causing chaos because they knock the traffic lights out.
Whereabouts are you going? if you are in Joburg we could go out on the town here... maybe find a house party

I'm going down to Port Elizabeth tonight and will be back either Sunday night or Monday morning and will probably be in town then until Thursday.

[Tar.Aldarion]

That's a real nice kitty.

I'm actually keeping an eye on his updated selfies, this is great. He loves the humans.

[NewApproach]

The power blackouts are causing chaos because they knock the traffic lights out.
Whereabouts are you going? if you are in Joburg we could go out on the town here... maybe find a house party

I'm going down to Port Elizabeth tonight and will be back either Sunday night or Monday morning and will probably be in town then until Thursday.

I bet Keane can't wait!

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[Emmet]

noticing lately the HD streams on genesis are buffering like crazy and loads are not working at all (definitely not a cache issue as has been cleared and set to 0).

You finding that also by any chance?

All depends on the source for me. Sometimes you get a bad connection, beauty of the game is that there's almost always another source to swap to though!