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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostReally? I find shopping in Lidl hell, shop layout makes no sense and I find myself wandering around in circles only to find out that they're missing some basic goods, then I have to wait in a giant queue to get out and run the ID gauntlet if I ever buy booze.
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Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
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People on facebook wishing their mothers/babies/anyone that's not on facebook a happy birthday/mothers day/hanukkah tilts the ever loving bejebus out of me. If they're not on facebook or if they're a 6 month old fucking child how in the fuck are they ever going to read it you attention seeking bastard faced cunt. Just die.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
Unrelated; Been feeling a slightly odd sense of undying love towards my wife these last few days. Hmm. Think its seeing the baby growing inside her. Fingers crossed. But also her. She is rather nice.
You should probably go out and buy that woman a gift. You should probably buy me one as well for basically saving your marriage.
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Originally posted by davepoke/her View PostPeople on facebook wishing their mothers/babies/anyone that's not on facebook a happy birthday/mothers day/hanukkah tilts the ever loving bejebus out of me. If they're not on facebook or if they're a 6 month old fucking child how in the fuck are they ever going to read it you attention seeking bastard faced cunt. Just die.Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
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Originally posted by davepoke/her View PostPeople on facebook wishing their mothers/babies/anyone that's not on facebook a happy birthday/mothers day/hanukkah tilts the ever loving bejebus out of me. If they're not on facebook or if they're a 6 month old fucking child how in the fuck are they ever going to read it you attention seeking bastard faced cunt. Just die.
"13 years since you left us Nanny Pauline think about you every day always in our hearts xxx"
and
"I'd just like to wish my nephew Jonah a very happy 3rd birthday"
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Originally posted by cardshark202 View PostShopping anywhere in Dublin is a pleasure compared to here. One of the main hypermarkets in Buenos Aires has their version of a self-service checkout. You go and scan all your items, then you get a reciept for the total which you then queue up to pay at the cashier, who only accepts payment after double checking all the items off your reciept with what's in your basket. They bill it as the faster way to shop. Normally any big supermarket here is full of massive queues if you go at the wrong time. Weekday mornings are the only safe time although you have to deal with old people shopping then who have every coupon you could imagine, and like to pay the exact amount in change.
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Originally posted by CHD View PostGo to Iceland.People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostI want to buy loads of them 9 months ago
Is there any graph that shows the least bad currency against the euro in recent months? US/Canada honeymoon looks poor value now. Australia one doesn't look much better. No interest in going to Asia or South America really, and would prefer to leave Europe too.
I will report on my findings if requested on return.
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostI'd need to convince herself but I'll look into it before proposing it.
Best of luck m8People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21
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Originally posted by Keane View PostI'm going to South Africa in a couple of weeks which from my research would seem a great option, with various day trips etc available from Cape Town (shark diving, whale watching, table mountain and all that shite) and then excellent food and wine for no money up the Garden Route.
I will report on my findings if requested on return.
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Originally posted by Mike View PostTrip report mandatory imo
5 Star, Accommodation, Garden Route, Trees, Treetop, Lodge, Private, Intimate, Honeymoon, Service, Activities, Plettenberg Bay, Knysna, Forest
(how do you embed youtube links again?)
I'll take some pics and put some noteventhinly veiled brag post together when I get back.
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View Postso love....south africa, wouldn't that be perfect for our honeymoon???
Best of luck m8
DP . Hey Paula, Who the fuck suggested Vegas?
Mrs. DP. That was your idea ,James.
DP. Why didn't you stop me getting on the Roulette table with that Pussycat Doll ?
Mrs.DP. I tried, James, I really did.
DP. How much is the bail money?
Mrs.DP. 2 mirrion dolla.
DP. Why didn't we listen to Dom, and go to South Africa instead. ..?
Ex Mrs.DP. It's ok James, 5 years will fly by!
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostWales for sure. Could run up a cricket score if they get points early.
France's defence is actually pretty good and we haven't ever looked like running up a big score.
Realistically Ireland know what they have to do. We have to set England a target of at least 21 points to win it. Scotland are smarting from a couple of defeats where they should have done better but if we destroy any hope they have of a result early in the game then we can go on to run up the kind of score we need.
We can assume a cheese eating surrender monkey type performance from France but even in that mode they will be aware that a huge loss that hands the tournament to England would be shameful and might see heads roll before the WC.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostSouth Africa/Namibia/Botswana. English speaking, good food, spectacular things to do.
Especially Botswana
Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View PostPeople do generally speak in awe at their African trips. Think there's maybe a bit of innate Geldof fear that the whole place is chaos constantly.Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostNo more than, say, Naples. It's different, very different but often in a good way.
Plus you get to feel like a millionaire.
Originally posted by pokerhand View PostBeen to Egypt once, and vowed never again. Place is a hellhole on earth.Turning millions into thousands
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I remember being charged $40 dollars for a burger and chips in the airport in Lagos on the way back from Nigeria.
The only reason I felt like a millionaire there was that I was being constantly reminded that everyone wanted to kidnap me and kept having officials trying to get me to bribe them.
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Interstellar 1080p version is available for download for anyone that has been waiting on it. I know it didn't get a glowing reference around here though but downloaded it anyway.
Hopefully it's better than Exodus: Gods and Kings which was a pile of piss. Watched '71 the other night too and thought it was really good bar the 10 minutes at the start/end and a little sensationalism.
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Product I worked on won Red Dot design award from 5000 entrants, I am in no way responsible for the design but feel accomplished.
Go to tesco just for their caramelized onion hummous. Had 4 tubs of it this week, and I'd do it again.
Yoga is retardedly hard, or maybe just the type I tried, I can't balance on my neck. Yoga pants remain looking good so yoga deserves more attempts.
Brought my other cat to cardiologist, has to be on medication for rest of her life but will be fine .0/ Itemised bills make you mad. 100e to listen to a heart with a stethoscope for 10 seconds to find something I already told them about. Cat looks pretty funky with it's knees and chest shaved.
The vet looked like mike from breaking bad, did not bring this up.
This is amazing for watching documentaries:
Watch the best free full-length documentary films on the web. History documentaries, Science, Culture, Music... Explore and Enjoy!
I must have watched 10 documentaries on north korea at the weekend
Originally posted by hotspur View PostHe's quite dull isn't he? Bit of a geek, needs to go out and live a bit and then come back and write some songs out of his experience, because there's no doubt he can bang of a soulful tune. Just missing the soul atm.Last edited by Tar.Aldarion; 16-03-15, 12:17.
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Originally posted by Megatron View PostWhats Tanzania like? I am off there for my Honeymoon.
A good bit of advice about Africa is to be conscious that when you are dealing with people everything is not always as it seems.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostZanzibar? I saw an episode of Masterchef where they went there, and the whole place looks amazing.
The migration is on in the Serengeti when we are there so it should be good. Not really looking forward to the beach part but once the wedding is over I suspect I'll be glad of it.
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostCongrats Smurph, hope you enjoy the weekend.
Have to say, winning an IO ticket was always a class moment when I used to play, well done.
I am playing very little myself at the moment ...
Just played a few of the €5 satellites and won a few €30 tokens... played a few games and ended up with 2 x €200 tokens.. Really a great buzz when I won the ticket, there is just something special bout playing in the Irish Open.
Got a lot of chips early on with big hands holding up... then just got enough chips to fold to a ticket... folding AK left right and centre...
I hadn't played in ages and won a ticket to play in the Boyles game in Tallaght few weeks ago...and made the money... Actually really enjoyed the game and catching up with people so the buzz was back a bit.
Don't play cards mid week at all as in work early so to be honest play a bit online on a Friday night to relax and then have the weekend free for the both of us..
Anyway 2 weeks into a 8-10 weeks recuperation period after a fairly big operation (which went a bit south and I needed 4 pints of blood) and it took 5 hours instead of 1.5 hours ~~(girly stuff so don't want to go into it) so I have to build up my strength for the game in Easter....
Very achy and sore at moment and still on heavy medication so feel kind of numb and weird all at the same time at the moment....
like when you really shouldn't have the last drink or 2 but you do ~ sigh..
did a walk to the shop the other day and back ~ one small step lol
Anyway
tldr ~
8-10 weeks off work.... shipity ship...Last edited by smurph; 16-03-15, 13:13.
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Originally posted by Megatron View Post1 night in Arusha, 6 days on safari in the Serengeti and then 6 days on the beach in Zanzibar.
The migration is on in the Serengeti when we are there so it should be good. Not really looking forward to the beach part but once the wedding is over I suspect I'll be glad of it.
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Originally posted by smurph View Post
Delighted for you Smurph. All the best!
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Originally posted by Mike View PostCongratulations
Any cryptic clues as to your new destination/role?
A. Full time man about town
B. Finally landed the dream job at Coolmore.
C. Right said Fred tribute act
D. Media whore. Combining restaurant reviews, podcasting and tv work.
E. A.N. Other‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis Khan
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Originally posted by Solskjaer View PostPeople on da internet complaining about social media is just lol . Go out and play ffs . Smurph get well soon . Enjoy the open . Health is wealth . I'd also like to wish my great uncle a happy 100th today
Hope your Uncle has a great Day. I'll await his "Thanks for birthday messages :- Feeling Loved" post later on before writing on his wall bbz.
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Originally posted by V for Vendetta View PostWe could do a poll
A. Full time man about town
B. Finally landed the dream job at Coolmore.
C. Right said Fred tribute act
D. Media whore. Combining restaurant reviews, podcasting and tv work.
E. A.N. OtherTurning millions into thousands
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Hard to beat amazon review reading
5lb bag of sugar free gummi bears, others there are pretty good too
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.
PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile.Last edited by Tar.Aldarion; 16-03-15, 14:58.
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HiX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
$ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $
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Originally posted by Megatron View PostI complain about it more IRL if that makes it any better.
Hope your Uncle has a great Day. I'll await his "Thanks for birthday messages :- Feeling Loved" post later on before writing on his wall bbz.
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Originally posted by Zod View PostLord Sir business,
I wish to make an offer for your programme, but I haven't thought of anything worth trading for it, can you give me a few days of first refusal?
Stay tuned, we'll know more soon. Congrats on the new job!X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostSomebody tell me what health insurance plan to switch to.
This is not a joke request.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostSomebody tell me what health insurance plan to switch to.
This is not a joke request.‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis Khan
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Originally posted by V for Vendetta View PostPay no more than 1200 and have a high excess. 2k policies are pretty wasteful IMO. The really cheap ones are pretty limited too.
Seem like something in the €1k-€1.2k will be fine. But still frustrating trying to choose one.
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Originally posted by hotspur View PostFrankly it's embarrassing that when I go into a site such as Laya and put my current plan in that their comparative ones are €800-€1100 cheaper. Like they can't even come up with any way of trying to screw me to that extent.
Seem like something in the €1k-€1.2k will be fine. But still frustrating trying to choose one.‘IF YOU had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” Genghis Khan
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