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    Originally posted by The-Rigger View Post
    Rip the toilet out and squat over the hole for maximum benefit me thinks.
    A few pubs in Amsterdam have exactly that. All the street toilets are just a hole in the ground as well.

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      Originally posted by davepoke/her View Post
      A few pubs in Amsterdam have exactly that. All the street toilets are just a hole in the ground as well.
      Shitters I sell to Prisons

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        Whose running the next Sheep game?

        Lottie, you're up.

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          Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To...
          Disappointed with Raoul's lack of mention of bidet. He's clearly going for a lower-middle-class abode.

          SPOILER
          Surely having a bidet is the ultimate lower middle-class indicator. Hyacinth Bucket style.

          Dice may enlighten us further upon this fascinating topic of sanitary wear's socioeconomic applicability.
          "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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            Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
            Surely having a bidet is the ultimate lower middle-class indicator. Hyacinth Bucket style.

            Dice may enlighten us further upon this fascinating topic of sanitary wear's socioeconomic applicability.
            It all goes to the same place

            However, as I peddle the high-end stuff, let the women/architects pick it would be my motto
            Last edited by Dice75; 25-07-14, 14:36.

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              Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
              Was a bit bizarre seeing thats how they actually shit in Malaysia. You walk into the jacks and there's a hole in the ground. Was looking around thinking maybe this was an unfinished bathroom.

              Disappointed with Raoul's lack of mention of bidet. He's clearly going for a lower-middle-class abode.

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              I experienced the same at the tender age of 14 at a campsite in france. Well equipped camp site, gym, eateries, big ass multi roomed tents - holes in the ground for shitting.

              I think that may have been the start of de troubles between France and I.
              X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
              Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!

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                Originally posted by davepoke/her View Post
                A few pubs in Amsterdam have exactly that. All the street toilets are just a hole in the ground as well.

                Are you sure you weren't just off your face and shitting down random open manholes?
                X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
                Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!

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                  Think we are pretty much guaranteed that the conversation around here comes around to shit about every six months.

                  I'd hate to have to shit in a hole in the ground. Needs must and all that, but I like my comfort and solitude when shitting.

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                    "We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil

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                        eugh the tilt is fucking real!

                        I lost my old iphone which wasnt that big a deal because I was due an upgrade anyway. Order a new phone online but I get an email today saying it was out of stock. I rang them up and they said just pop into a store and they will have a phone for me.

                        Get the bus from Drumcondra to town only to be told they cant give me the phone until I show my passport. Back to Drumcondra to get passport and back into town. Only this time they tell me that it will take the weekend to process my details and I have to call back in Monday to collect the phone

                        Fucking foaming at the mouth here. Goons

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                          American toilets are awful I think in some ways, brilliant in others. It's impossible to piss standing up in a toilet/cubicle without splashing piss everywhere due to the high water levels, plus in public cubicles they nearly are public as there is often a gap easily seen through at the side of the cubicle door.

                          Their urinals on the other hand are far better than the ones over here in general in terms of a tiny bit of privacy.

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                            Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post
                            eugh the tilt is fucking real!

                            I lost my old iphone which wasnt that big a deal because I was due an upgrade anyway. Order a new phone online but I get an email today saying it was out of stock. I rang them up and they said just pop into a store and they will have a phone for me.

                            Get the bus from Drumcondra to town only to be told they cant give me the phone until I show my passport. Back to Drumcondra to get passport and back into town. Only this time they tell me that it will take the weekend to process my details and I have to call back in Monday to collect the phone

                            Fucking foaming at the mouth here. Goons
                            Did they not know who you were? Should have told them about your big deal status.

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                              Wife rang me after puking guts up. Would Food Poisoning show up that quick (c3 hrs) after lunch?

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                                Originally posted by 5starpool View Post
                                Did they not know who you were? Should have told them about your big deal status.
                                Should have claimed to be Rooney and got it right away

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                                  Originally posted by Dice75 View Post
                                  Wife rang me after puking guts up. Would Food Poisoning show up that quick (c3 hrs) after lunch?
                                  Congratulations!
                                  "I can’t find anyone who agrees with what I write or think these days, so I guess I must be getting closer to the truth." - Hunter S. Thompson

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                                      Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
                                      Nah. Think isnow was in the kitchen in The Merrion with me when an employee rang saying he had food poisoning from lunch. Chef fired him on the spot as food poisoning takes 24hrs to establish itself.
                                      Nonsense, it can easily take a couple hours. It can take half an hour, it can take months. It's not the same.
                                      Last edited by Tar.Aldarion; 25-07-14, 15:38.

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                                        Food poisoning can kick in within an hour.

                                        The whole 24 hours thing is usually how long it lasts.

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                                          Originally posted by 5starpool View Post
                                          Did they not know who you were? Should have told them about your big deal status.
                                          ebghuertnjgokrlgnle

                                          Originally posted by Walter Mitty View Post
                                          Should have claimed to be Rooney and got it right away
                                          weofhuwojfenklwerfnm

                                          Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
                                          Nah. Think isnow was in the kitchen in The Merrion with me when an employee rang saying he had food poisoning from lunch. Chef fired him on the spot as food poisoning takes 24hrs to establish itself.
                                          this is false

                                          Originally posted by Tar.Aldarion View Post
                                          Nonsense, it can easily take a couple hours.
                                          this is true

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                                            Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
                                            Nah. Think isnow was in the kitchen in The Merrion with me when an employee rang saying he had food poisoning from lunch. Chef fired him on the spot as food poisoning takes 24hrs to establish itself.
                                            He could have had food poisoning from the day before obviously.
                                            X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
                                            Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!

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                                              Why dont they email or txt to inform about the spewing instead of calling. Your kinda forced to come out with the expected soothing lines.

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                                                Anyone know where I can walk in and buy a Moto G 4g

                                                Or do I have to go online or the UK?
                                                Turning millions into thousands

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                                                    Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post
                                                    A question that has never been asked here before: what is the ideal floor to rim height for a toilet? (For adult users)

                                                    below knee imo
                                                    or get on of these
                                                    People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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                                                      Just a tip for the motoG 4g. DONT let the battery go 0% flat!. They forgot to put in whatever it is that so many are left dead and cant get back up if the batter is let wear fully down. Im sure it will be patched with next upgrade. I got mine in amazonuk and also got an external power supply which is a great addition for travelling etc.

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                                                          Slightly disturbing work browsing history for me today thanks to the bbv.

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                                                            Hmmm, presuming Constantin isn't including me in that offer hitch?

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                                                                Fml heading into work on a evening like this, for 12 hours in a room with no Windows.

                                                                Got nabbed by tv licence guy before I left too.
                                                                airport, lol

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                                                                    Originally posted by rounders123 View Post
                                                                    Why dont they email or txt to inform about the spewing instead of calling. Your kinda forced to come out with the expected soothing lines.
                                                                    Alas I had to drive into town to collect as she couldn't drive home. Few funny looks from cyclists while stopped at lights as window was down. Nearly hurled a couple of times myself as not great with those smells in close quarters.

                                                                    I also now have to escort her 3 female friends who are arriving post haste out for dinner & drinks solo in town.

                                                                    I'm thinking Lapello's after dinner to see the reaction

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                                                                      Does a place exist that one can send old camera films to be developed and sent back to one?
                                                                      Originally posted by ArmaniJeans
                                                                      I like this heat - some proper music innit.
                                                                      None of the 'black disabled lesbian warbling backwards' stuff that the other players inflicted on me.

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                                                                        Originally posted by eamonhonda View Post
                                                                        Fml heading into work on a evening like this, for 12 hours in a room with no Windows.

                                                                        Got nabbed by tv licence guy before I left too.
                                                                        If you don't create your own 'Catch me if you can' adventure then you are a a failure

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                                                                            Originally posted by CHD View Post


                                                                            Who is he?

                                                                            Originally posted by eamonhonda View Post
                                                                            Fml heading into work on a evening like this, for 12 hours in a room with no Windows.

                                                                            Got nabbed by tv licence guy before I left too.
                                                                            You're from Barbados.
                                                                            X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
                                                                            Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!

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                                                                              Originally posted by The-Rigger View Post
                                                                              Who is he?



                                                                              You're from Barbados.
                                                                              Footballer.

                                                                              Didier Drogba Swivels and unleashes an unstoppable shot to beat Pepe Reina at Stamford Bridge.

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                                                                                Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
                                                                                Okay, woke up, surprised by the lack of 'you so drunk' posts. Apparently booked a flight to Talinn for 9th August.
                                                                                Were you listening to that guy on RTE radio1 last sunday morning?, he was selling Tallinn big time as a place to visit. You wont go far wrong by the sounds.
                                                                                Just looking at flights. Its a bit crap you have to transfer in France
                                                                                Last edited by rounders123; 25-07-14, 18:34.

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                                                                                  Originally posted by CHD View Post
                                                                                  Didn't recognise the lad. Didn't think Chelsea would be signing old former players either, bit of the Kevin Keegans about it. Maybe he can be player manager next season, like Giggsy.
                                                                                  X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
                                                                                  Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!

                                                                                  $ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $

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                                                                                    Originally posted by The-Rigger View Post
                                                                                    Didn't recognise the lad. Didn't think Chelsea would be signing old former players either, bit of the Kevin Keegans about it. Maybe he can be player manager next season, like Giggsy.
                                                                                    He'll be on his way with a couple more winners medals in the summer.

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                                                                                      Originally posted by CHD View Post
                                                                                      He'll be on his way with a couple more winners medals in the summer.
                                                                                      I hope this is the case, I just can't see him becoming a proper coach.
                                                                                      Mentor for Lukaku this season, no problem.
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                                                                                          "We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil

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                                                                                            Tallinn is class...Women are ridic.

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                                                                                              If there is anyone reading this that was getting the db errors can they please check again if it's still happening?

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                                                                                                Originally posted by 5starpool View Post
                                                                                                If there is anyone reading this that was getting the db errors can they please check again if it's still happening?

                                                                                                Back in

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                                                                                                  Originally posted by 5starpool View Post
                                                                                                  If there is anyone reading this that was getting the db errors can they please check again if it's still happening?
                                                                                                  Just seeing your posts about it now Dom, was happening to me yesterday on laptop, but not phone. All good now thought, logged in with no problems. Cheers.
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                                                                                                    Originally posted by Ed View Post
                                                                                                    Back in
                                                                                                    Yay. Sorry about the problem.

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                                                                                                      Yeah buddy, got the heads up yesterday that PokerNews want me to work the upcoming EPT season for them once again I'm absolutely chuffed.

                                                                                                      "you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)

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                                                                                                        Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide To... View Post
                                                                                                        So that poor [origin: unknown Eastern European country] dude was fired without reason?
                                                                                                        He took our jerbs. I'm gonna represent him and say that this ruined his live, so many witnesses too, delicious.

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                                                                                                          Going to Gareth Brooks night in a local GAA.

                                                                                                          X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
                                                                                                          Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!

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                                                                                                            Originally posted by Dice75 View Post
                                                                                                            Standard is 390mm

                                                                                                            Disabled is 450mm

                                                                                                            Nice to be able to swing the legs so the higher the better imo
                                                                                                            thanks for this, I have requested 430mm so tending towards the disabled spectrum

                                                                                                            I shall report back in two weeks time. For the first time today, I started feeling a burning desire to be back in my own place.
                                                                                                            "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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                                                                                                              Keep it country.
                                                                                                              X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
                                                                                                              Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!

                                                                                                              $ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $

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                                                                                                                I''ve learned to cope with the extra hair that appears for a man in his mid thirties for the most part but my eyebrow situation is proving a little problematic. I do a scissors job about once a week by cutting against the grain and ridding myself of the length issue but I'm becoming increasingly less confident going at them for the finer points.

                                                                                                                What Im asking is how do forum members of a simalar age or older go about keeping some sort of order above your eyes, any tips or links?
                                                                                                                I wouldn't be averse to getting a professional to sort it, anyone taken the plunge?
                                                                                                                Last edited by darwinatemyhamster; 25-07-14, 21:44.

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                                                                                                                  Originally posted by darwinatemyhamster View Post
                                                                                                                  I''ve learned to cope with the extra hair that appears for a man in his mid thirties for the most part but my eyebrow situation is proving a little problematic. I do a scissors job about once a week by cutting against the grain and ridding myself of the length issue but I'm becoming increasingly less confident going at them for the finer points.

                                                                                                                  What Im asking is how do forum members of a simalar age or older go about keeping some sort of order above your eyes, any tips or links?
                                                                                                                  I wouldn't be averse to getting a professional to sort it, anyone taken the plunge?
                                                                                                                  See this being done in any decent barbers.

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                                                                                                                    Originally posted by darwinatemyhamster View Post
                                                                                                                    What Im asking is how do forum members of a simalar age or older go about keeping some sort of order above your eyes, any tips or links?
                                                                                                                    I wouldn't be averse to getting a professional to sort it, anyone taken the plunge?
                                                                                                                    Get your barber to 'even up your eyebrows' at the end of every haircut.

                                                                                                                    Then keep in check yourself every week or 10 days. Works good for me.

                                                                                                                    That should be enough until late 40s early 50s when they'll likely need a more engaged approach!

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                                                                                                                      Just ask for your eyebrows to be done when you get your haircut. Fairly standard stuff.
                                                                                                                      "Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes

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                                                                                                                        Do it yourself with a tweezers and a scissors, only takes a minute. Men's are pretty simple compared to women's.
                                                                                                                        You pretty much go with the shape they are already in, and just tidy it up.
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                                                                                                                          Originally posted by The-Rigger View Post
                                                                                                                          Are you sure you weren't just off your face and shitting down random open manholes?
                                                                                                                          I'm sure I was off my face. I'm not sure what I was shitting down.

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