Bad beat/Moaning/Venting thread - BabyforV

[Lord Sir Banter]

Yeah thats all i did, setup 2 tesco online savings accounts so i can make 2 DDs for a few quid, then standing order from main account for 1k. I have a lot of bills coming out of my main account (12 broadband and phone lines, and at least 3 electricity bills) so the Santander cashback on that will be a tidy sum.

Do you run a grindhouse full of asian midgets mining stuff on rpg's?

[The Situation]

Was on the Luas there and this elderly man with (I assume) Parkinson's got on, so like any normal person I got up and tapped him on the shoulder to take my seat, he thanks me and turns to make his way to the seat when this tubby scrout jumps into the seat to sit next to her friend , prob the fastest she's moved in months. The old lad looks at them with disbelief and the cunts literally laughed in his face, they were prob in their 30's. He was left standing in obvious discomfort for about 20 mins. Dafuq is wrong with people

[Lord Sir Banter]

Channelling my inner deluded gambler and deciding that I am "owed" €100 from a Liverpool - Real Madrid match after the last match. So Madrid -1 @ 4/7 for €100 and Ronaldo to outscore Liverpool @ 7/4 for €25 will even the score.

What odds will you give me on an LFC victory?

[Emmet]

Was on the Luas there and this elderly man with (I assume) Parkinson's got on, so like any normal person I got up and tapped him on the shoulder to take my seat, he thanks me and turns to make his way to the seat when this tubby scrout jumps into the seat to sit next to her friend , prob the fastest she's moved in months. The old lad looks at them with disbelief and the cunts literally laughed in his face, they were prob in their 30's. He was left standing in obvious discomfort for about 20 mins. Dafuq is wrong with people

Would you not have told her to get the fuck up?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Seeing a softer side to The Situation.

[hotspur]

What odds will you give me on an LFC victory?

You mean tonight or before Christmas?

[Lord Sir Banter]

You mean tonight or before Christmas?

Interested in both prices?

[MrsFlushdraw]

oh the Nexus 9 is rather a large step up in quality

I have a first gen Nexus 7 by the looks of it. I like the size for reading etc and i read a lot of books on my tablet. My problem is my Nexus is starting to do funny things and I don't know if it is on the way out It really is my right arm and use it every day.

I do quite fancy the N9 though but wonder if I would find it bulky for reading?

[Mike]

Was on the Luas there and this elderly man with (I assume) Parkinson's got on, so like any normal person I got up and tapped him on the shoulder to take my seat, he thanks me and turns to make his way to the seat when this tubby scrout jumps into the seat to sit next to her friend , prob the fastest she's moved in months. The old lad looks at them with disbelief and the cunts literally laughed in his face, they were prob in their 30's. He was left standing in obvious discomfort for about 20 mins. Dafuq is wrong with people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzszdZ28Bp8

[Strewelpeter]

Was on the Luas there and this elderly man with (I assume) Parkinson's got on, so like any normal person I got up and tapped him on the shoulder to take my seat, he thanks me and turns to make his way to the seat when this tubby scrout jumps into the seat to sit next to her friend , prob the fastest she's moved in months. The old lad looks at them with disbelief and the cunts literally laughed in his face, they were prob in their 30's. He was left standing in obvious discomfort for about 20 mins. Dafuq is wrong with people

No way do I put up with that shit!
Video and mockery to put on you tube is probably the best approach. Or just go completely Walter Sobchak on their miserable asses.

[Strewelpeter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzszdZ28Bp8

WTF there were loads of seats on that bus

[Lord Sir Banter]

No way do I put up with that shit!
Video and mockery to put on you tube is probably the best approach. Or just go completely Walter Sobchak on their miserable asses.

sometimes you have to draw a line in the sand dude

[DeadParrot]

You really want to get to an eventual situation where you realise you have a bill to pay tomorrow and no cash, and your bank app says 'dude, you have this bill every month and always forget it like a dumbass, so i've been setting a few quid here and there aside from your account over the last few weeks to cover it - here you go'

BroBank
I'm in on the ground floor with this idea

[Guest]

Was on the Luas there and this elderly man with (I assume) Parkinson's got on, so like any normal person I got up and tapped him on the shoulder to take my seat, he thanks me and turns to make his way to the seat when this tubby scrout jumps into the seat to sit next to her friend , prob the fastest she's moved in months. The old lad looks at them with disbelief and the cunts literally laughed in his face, they were prob in their 30's. He was left standing in obvious discomfort for about 20 mins. Dafuq is wrong with people

For a man who speaks his mind and had no problem joking about a road fatalities at a
table quiz you showed real cowardice here sir.
Real life and the internet different things i guess.

No need to drag them off by the hair but an explanation strongly worded about how wrong her actions were was least you could have done.

[eamonhonda]

Could be first fire time

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[Lord Sir Banter]

Sickpuppy - the voice of reason.

[DeadParrot]

Was on the Luas there and this elderly man with (I assume) Parkinson's got on, so like any normal person I got up and tapped him on the shoulder to take my seat, he thanks me and turns to make his way to the seat when this tubby scrout jumps into the seat to sit next to her friend , prob the fastest she's moved in months. The old lad looks at them with disbelief and the cunts literally laughed in his face, they were prob in their 30's. He was left standing in obvious discomfort for about 20 mins. Dafuq is wrong with people

#redlineproblems

[dobby]

Could be first fire time

Had a fire for at least two weeks now. Nothing beats an open fire and a cup o tae on a cold dark evening.

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[eamonhonda]

Had a fire for at least two weeks now. Nothing beats an open fire and a cup o tae on a cold dark evening.

I only drink my tea in iced form I'm afraid. Not the same effect I imagine

[Guest]

Sigh. We don't live in the Wild Wild West where its cowardice to not get into a fight. We're intellectuals now. That's why we left whatever dodgy part of the country we were born in to come to the big city and get away from Supermacs at 3am.

I didnt say get into a fight Hitch.
Does having words with anyone mean physical violence will erupt.
Situation can speak well he didnt have to say gerrup or ill burst ya.
Somethings are worth the chance of conflict.

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[davepoke/her]

Rodgers resting our "key" players tonight actually means our chances of getting a result have gone up about 5% to... 5%.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Jeopardy? They could have tailored it to the location. Watson would get his ass handed to him by the blue rinse experts that play winning on Winning Streak.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Rodgers resting our "key" players tonight actually means our chances of getting a result have gone up about 5% to... 5%.

Sweet, have a tenner on it. Sadly at the shite price paddy was offering.

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[The Situation]

No need to drag them off by the hair but an explanation strongly worded about how wrong her actions were was least you could have done.

Meh, I grew up in an area that had more than it's fair share of low lifes such as them two and I can safely say there's no talking to that sort of ignorance. Scum gonna scum.

What I found more dissapointing was the dozen odd other people in viewing distance of him that were either so glued to their phones to notice or just couldn't give a fuck. Not sure it's my place to preach basic manners to these, perhaps just an unlucky sample, I know all of my friends would offer him the seat without hesitation.

[davepoke/her]

Sweet, have a tenner on it. Sadly at the shite price paddy was offering.

What are you going to spend your winnings on?

[Guest]

Put the supermacs part of the post back in or ill burst ya

Lol
i may be running for public office and have seen how that poor Mcgonigle lady in cork has been demonised bulied and threatened.https://www.facebook.com/cllrlauramcgonigle

I was born and raised in the town the first supermacs was built in.
Some rediculous fights in it over the years.
Used be an arcade beside one and steps down to it.
One of my mates got barred when 15 set the bin on fire pull up ones and hurled it at the manager burning chip bags went everywhere.
Whole group was barred never learned how to play mortal combat then.

[dobby]

I only drink my tea in iced form I'm afraid. Not the same effect I imagine

That's fierce fancy for a lad from Sligo.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Meh, I grew up in an area that had more than it's fair share of low lifes such as them two and I can safely say there's no talking to that sort of ignorance. Scum gonna scum.

What I found more dissapointing was the dozen odd other people in viewing distance of him that were either so glued to their phones to notice or just couldn't give a fuck. Not sure it's my place to preach basic manners to these, perhaps just an unlucky sample, I know all of my friends would offer him the seat without hesitation.

Offering the seat up - fair enough.
All those people saying nothing.... somewhat ironic?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect

[Lord Sir Banter]

What are you going to spend your winnings on?

Prolly more winnings, and a treat. Any suggestions mate?

[Raoul Duke III]

Iarnrod Eireann on form for the first day of the winter. "Major signal failure across the network", wp men.

Those fuckwits moaning about a potential privatisation of Irish Water should be down on their knees praying for such an eventuality.

Double down Tuesday. "We wish to inform passengers...yada yada....signalling difficulties"

Of course they couldn't possibly tell you this before you swipe your leap card to get onto the platform. Bunchacunts.

[Raoul Duke III]

Double down Tuesday. "We wish to inform passengers...yada yada....signalling difficulties"

Of course they couldn't possibly tell you this before you swipe your leap card to get onto the platform. Bunchacunts.

Update: we have been upgraded from 'difficulties' to 'major problems'

Where is the ghost of Mrs Thatcher when I need her?

[Lord Sir Banter]

Public transport? Horsehead elite in hard times?

[Raoul Duke III]

Public transport? Horsehead elite in hard times?

I do have my own First Class carriage obv.

[V for Vendetta]

Public transport? Horsehead elite in hard times?

About to spend 200 on taxis today. Highlight was a Tesla from Schipol airport.

[Raoul Duke III]

About to spend 200 on taxis today. Highlight was a Tesla from Schipol airport.

IR staff naturally have all retreated into their bunker. No info as to how long delays will be.

Privatise immediately.

[Lord Sir Banter]

About to spend 200 on taxis private cars today. Highlight was a Tesla from Schipol airport.

This is more like it.

[DeadParrot]

Prolly more winnings, and a treat. Any suggestions mate?

Today sir you have the unique advantage of being an early member of the BroBank investor fund.
Dividends include quarterly bags of cans, 3-in-1s and the annual Christmas selection box.
Will I put you down for two "high fives" of investment or the full "fist bump"?

[Bubbleking]

Was on the Luas there and this elderly man with (I assume) Parkinson's got on, so like any normal person I got up and tapped him on the shoulder to take my seat, he thanks me and turns to make his way to the seat when this tubby scrout jumps into the seat to sit next to her friend , prob the fastest she's moved in months. The old lad looks at them with disbelief and the cunts literally laughed in his face, they were prob in their 30's. He was left standing in obvious discomfort for about 20 mins. Dafuq is wrong with people

Sigh. We don't live in the Wild Wild West where its cowardice to not get into a fight. We're intellectuals now. That's why we left whatever dodgy part of the country we were born in to come to the big city and get away from Supermacs at 3am.

Nah definitely happy to go to war over this. gotta do what you believe is right yo and standing up for the weakest in society is as likely a good a cause as you will find. dunno what the fuck is wrong with other people though as judging by the account the carriage was full so someone should have instantly given up their seat. I'd like to think if I was in the old dudes position someone would fight my corner

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[The Situation]

Nah definitely happy to go to war over this. gotta do what you believe is right yo and standing up for the weakest in society is as likely a good a cause as you will find. dunno what the fuck is wrong with other people though as judging by the account the carriage was full so someone should have instantly given up their seat. I'd like to think if I was in the old dudes position someone would fight my corner

What exactly do you expect me to have done? We're talking the type of people that are devoid of any shame, I mean you'd have to be to pull such a move in public and subsequently laugh about it. There was no humiliating them out of the seats imo so anything short of physical force was futile I reckon.

What's your play?

[KevIRL]

What exactly do you expect me to have done? We're talking the type of people that are devoid of any shame, I mean you'd have to be to pull such a move in public and subsequently laugh about it. There was no humiliating them out of the seats imo so anything short of physical force was futile I reckon.

What's your play?

BK's play here is to inform them that he's a big deal on the internet

[ghostface]

Rodgers be in serious trouble if Pool get spanked tonight given the team he's picked. I sense a mighty win on the horizon

[KevIRL]

Rodgers be in serious trouble if Pool get spanked tonight given the team he's picked. I sense a mighty win on the horizon

If they get a result against Chelsea on Saturday then he's justified imo

[ghostface]

Meh, I grew up in an area that had more than it's fair share of low lifes such as them two and I can safely say there's no talking to that sort of ignorance. Scum gonna scum.

What I found more dissapointing was the dozen odd other people in viewing distance of him that were either so glued to their phones to notice or just couldn't give a fuck. Not sure it's my place to preach basic manners to these, perhaps just an unlucky sample, I know all of my friends would offer him the seat without hesitation.

I hope at least someone else offered him a seat?

[ghostface]

If they get a result against Chelsea on Saturday then he's justified imo

No to results based thinking on a poker site!

[Lord Sir Banter]

Today sir you have the unique advantage of being an early member of the BroBank investor fund.
Dividends include quarterly bags of cans, 3-in-1s and the annual Christmas selection box.
Will I put you down for two "high fives" of investment or the full "fist bump"?

Full fist bump if you kick in a spice bag.

[6starpool]

I hope at least someone else offered him a seat?

That's what he's saying exactly no one did. He wasn't looking for anyone else to tell the other person they were a disgrace, just to let him sit down elsewhere instead.

[FeetMagic]

This the ginseng folks were buying off Amazon? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Swanson-Kore...inseng+tablets

[careca]

Your man Allen that plays for Liverpool, is his first name Gotawayfrom?

[Dice75]

Your man Allen that plays for Liverpool, is his first name Gotawayfrom?

Its Joe.

[careca]

Its Joe.

I was waiting for that

[Percy007]

Benfica useless cunts

[Icarus152]

Yep, that's him around 1:26.

Ha, chuckle head on Dice.

[Icarus152]

I seemed to have found myself proclaiming that 'Fianna Fail are officially the most corrupt party in the history of Ireland' in the pub earlier. Is this true by any chance? As in, convictions etc

[Dice75]

Benfica useless cunts

[Kayroo]

I have spent way too much time today explaining to people why their own personal ideas about Irish Water don't actually have any legal effect.

Ugh...