Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 3

[Lord Sir Banter]

Butter and sugar
mixed together
looks like mash potato

[KevIRL]

Tonights selection

[Dice75]

Lotta crumbs on the table there Kev. You need to keep an eye on them after the wedding, rule with an iron fist early, ya know.

[KevIRL]

Lotta crumbs on the table there Kev. You need to keep an eye on them after the wedding, rule with an iron fist early, ya know.

Concur. And actually speaking of ironing there is a mountain of it there for her to do, late shift in work or not....

Suppose it will keep her occupied tomorrow while I watch the sport

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[Loopz]

Chelsea have just robbed Willian from Spurs at the last minute.

Pretty sure we are only looking to sign him to give two fingers to Spurs.

Funny thing is spurs had looked like they had robbed him from Liverpool so an extra Brucie bonus for us. Also avb had tried to sign him for us when he was here.

[Lazare]

How about buying a shitty guitar that you don't mind losing for just such occasions?

This is exactly what I'm going to do.

Great idea Andy, don't know why I didn't think of it.

[Lazare]

What's the etiquette on adverts? Can I make multiple offers to multiple people for the same thing I want to buy or do I need to wait until my offer is answered?

[hotspur]

This is exactly what I'm going to do.

Great idea Andy, don't know why I didn't think of it.

You've thought a lot about stealing guitars from tents and how it can be accomplished. Would be a crime to let that knowledge go to waste.

[Lazare]

You've thought a lot about stealing guitars from tents and how it can be accomplished. Would be a crime to let that knowledge go to waste.

I'm not.

Gonna buy a guitar and steal some drugs

[Guest]

I use it a bit looking for a entry level road bike and am a fucker for multiple offers ppl dont like it but I have never had any trouble buying or selling on it. Mainly electronics and golf gear

[KevIRL]

You've thought a lot about stealing guitars from tents and how it can be accomplished. Would be a crime to let that knowledge go to waste.

Did someone on this thread suggest putting a padlock on the tent? Think I remembered reading that. Such lunacy

[Lazare]

Did someone on this thread suggest putting a padlock on the tent? Think I remembered reading that. Such lunacy

Yeah 72 recommended it, my wife suggested that the other night too.

I don't like the idea, surely a padlock is an invitation.

[Guest]

Yeah 72 recommended it, my wife suggested that the other night too.

I don't like the idea, surely a padlock is an invitation.

Exactly what I thought, it's just an invite. U working tonight Lazare?

[Lazare]

Exactly what I thought, it's just an invite. U working tonight Lazare?

No man, tomorrow night.

[KevIRL]

Yeah 72 recommended it, my wife suggested that the other night too.

I don't like the idea, surely a padlock is an invitation.

Ya exactly. Padlock on a tent = something worth nicking in the eyes of a scumbag. Not exactly difficuly to bypass the padlock either....

[Guest]

No man, tomorrow night.

Ah going to kilcullen for a few beers gonna call in to annoy ya for a few mins

[BobSloane]

I'm not.

Gonna buy a guitar and steal some drugs

Buy a 3/4 size guitar if you don't have one. I once had 4 guitars. Now only one, the 3/4. cost me 99 euros I think. Tanglewood model #twrt. Sounds decent enough. The lack of bulk is fantastic. Not just for travelling(it's never even left the house) but if you're watching some crap on tv and messing about it's not getting caught on the arm of the chair or blocking your view of the tv or whatever. Sounds a bit silly but wait til you see! Either that or get zod to hook you up with a ukulele which actually sounds like an even better idea.

[Keane]

ukuleles are fucking class

[eamonhonda]

Seriously, don't be the guy with guitar.

[FeetMagic]

Anyone here play the ukelele? How does it compare with a guitar for a beginner? Would be interested in learning a random instrument and the ukelele appears to be one of the easier. This hypothesis is solely based on the number of strings.

[coillcam]

Ah jaysus, poor Connor McGregor has fucked up his knee big time.

"Suffered a tear to his anterior cruciate ligament, a strain to his medial collateral ligament and a meniscal tear of his posterior horn and that he could be out of action for anything up to ten months"

How he actually held together injuring himself mid-fight and then switched up to dominate that guy on the ground is simply staggering. Poor fucker won't fight for a year I'd say.

[Lazare]

Buy a 3/4 size guitar if you don't have one. I once had 4 guitars. Now only one, the 3/4. cost me 99 euros I think. Tanglewood model #twrt. Sounds decent enough. The lack of bulk is fantastic. Not just for travelling(it's never even left the house) but if you're watching some crap on tv and messing about it's not getting caught on the arm of the chair or blocking your view of the tv or whatever. Sounds a bit silly but wait til you see! Either that or get zod to hook you up with a ukulele which actually sounds like an even better idea.

Sounds good man, I don't normally mess about with the guitar on the couch as yeah, it's a little awkward, might just pick up a 3/4 so.

Uke would be great fun alright. I've never played one though.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Cupcakes: Done.

[Lazare]

Lololol, I love it. Thanks Rigs

I want the dude in the bottom right corner as my friend.

[Lazare]

I'm trying to make the GFYL cupcake as my avatar and can't, can some kind admin please sort it for me.

[eamonhonda]

Thought about the padlock thing myself dawned on me how stupid it would be.

Will I need id? To match the name On my ticket?

[Foxy]

Food poisoning is fairly minus craic. Feel like my stomach is dying.

Loving Mr Surprised Panda cupcake btw

[Lazare]

Food poisoning is fairly minus craic. Feel like my stomach is dying.

Loving Mr Surprised Panda cupcake btw

The Sweet and Sour ones are genius.

[Ace]

Adam choosing 3 Stoke Midfielders.

and still got more points than probably 80% of players.

[SatNav]

class Rigger. panda my favourite

[ComradeCollie]

I'm trying to make the GFYL cupcake as my avatar and can't, can some kind admin please sort it for me.

class Rigger. panda my favourite

[KevIRL]

So much love for the Lazare cake

Lazare is such a dick

[eamonhonda]

So much love for the Lazare cake

Lazare is such a dick

Harsh, ya must be on your third beer..

[BobSloane]

Tiger in the zone. 2 birdies in first 3 holes

[6starpool]

I'm trying to make the GFYL cupcake as my avatar and can't, can some kind admin please sort it for me.

No kind one available, so I had to do it.

[Micknail]

Food poisoning is fairly minus craic. Feel like my stomach is dying.

Loving Mr Surprised Panda cupcake btw

Is your poo runny?

[Foxy]

Is your poo runny?

I can confirm that I am most definitely not constipated!

[Lazare]

No kind one available, so I had to do it.

Cheers Dom. You're a kind oul soul.

[tylerdurden94]

Bale was a terrible Batman.

Poor poor Zod, poor poor soul.

[Lazare]

We should all claim cupcakes as avatars.

'CH" CHD
'Xs and Os' Kayroo
'Sweet' Riggs
'Sour' Luckylloyd
'Crazy fun lookin dude with the eyes' 72over

[DeadParrot]

Very surreal ukulele convention in bewleys in leopards town at the Mo.

[conspicuous]

NSFW

SPOILER

[Lazare]

So much love for the Lazare cake

Lazare is such a dick

Are you going to the picnic muppet head?

[Lazare]

Posting this again, Friday night dudes, choooooon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_-RakXG4GQ

[RasTa]

[Lord Sir Banter]

The Sweet and Sour ones are genius.

lol, we play a game on the bus called 'sweet n' sour' whereby you wave like mad at people in cars/walking by, the ones who wave back are sweet, the ones who do not are sour.

I put a few glugs of vinegar in the sour one.

[Lord Sir Banter]

We should all claim cupcakes as avatars.

'CH" CHD
'Xs and Os' Kayroo
'Sweet' Riggs
'Sour' Luckylloyd
'Crazy fun lookin dude with the eyes' 72over

fml, it's LH

Defo top five achievements of my life, probably top three.

Might go pro.

[ComradeCollie]

[Lazare]

fml, it's LH

Defo top five achievements of my life, probably top three.

Might go pro.

Your challenge young man, if you would be so bold as to take it, is to create cupcakes for all of us BBV dwellers.

Use your imagination, we'll do the guessing.

[SatNav]

that is the weirdest thing I have possibly looked at in my life lol!!!! class

[Guest]

that is the weirdest thing I have possibly looked at in my life lol!!!! class

It really is.

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[Guest]

Spent maybe 12 hours wandering the streets of Brugge today. Its such a ridic sweet town. Never seen the like of it. Still no dwarf sightings though.

Very touristy imo. Get yourself to Leuven imo.

[KevIRL]

Belgium

[SatNav]

I am going to Zoo tomorrow, anything new there? havent been in a while. also anything else on around Dublin exciting for families while we are up there?

[Icarus152]

France.

[ComradeCollie]

Threw out all the drugs and alternated wine with juice today. That was just too drunk+high. Is mixing wine with juice a good idea though. Feel the body is crying out for sugar but don't want to satisfy it with alcohol.

Wine and juice, is pretty much sugar and sugar. More alcohol really won't surgary it up any more

[KevIRL]

I am going to Zoo tomorrow, anything new there? havent been in a while. also anything else on around Dublin exciting for families while we are up there?

Did any of your parents call the zoo the 'a-zoo'? When there they would be looking forward to seeing the 'a-zebra's'

[ComradeCollie]

I am going to Zoo tomorrow, anything new there? havent been in a while. also anything else on around Dublin exciting for families while we are up there?

Do you mean Dublin Zoo? Seems it's all about playing with the tapirs http://www.irishtimes.com/news/socia...-zoo-1.1489375