Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 3

[hotspur]

Thanks for helping lads, but i'm usless when it comes to this stuff, really needs to be dumbed down, alot

You were right to post the url:

http://gifs.gifbin.com/062009/1243937143_supplies.gif

But in order for it to show up as an image you need to do something else. Click reply to this as you read it so I can point out an option. You see above the typing window in a reply the list of icon which starts with B? Well look along until you see the one that looks like a picture of a couple of pyramids and a sun.

You have to click that. It then asks you to paste the url into it. Then it will show up as an image.

Also the Irish TV star rapist is Bosco.

And he did it to no other than our very own FAS girl. The swine.

[Icarus152]

Thanks for helping lads, but i'm usless when it comes to this stuff, really needs to be dumbed down, alot

Go back and edit again, then click 'go advanced'. Then click the little button that looks like a picture frame. It'll be at the top of the text window. Copy and paste into the new window that pops up.

[japeye]

You were right to post the url:

http://gifs.gifbin.com/062009/1243937143_supplies.gif

But in order for it to show up as an image you need to do something else. Click reply to this as you read it so I can point out an option. You see above the typing window in a reply the list of icon which starts with B? Well look along until you see the one that looks like a picture of a couple of pyramids and a sun.

You have to click that. It then asks you to paste the url into it. Then it will show up as an image.

Also the Irish TV star rapist is Bosco.

And he did it to no other than our very own FAS girl. The swine.

http://www.usageorge.com/Animated-Gif/gif/funny.gif

Think i finally have it, sweet thanks hotspur

[hotspur]

You know it's time to go to bed when you have just Googled "anal puppet fisting".

[Denny Crane]

Biggest fuck up we made from the move away from Boards. The person who the thread was about had requested we delete. Obv it was too good to delete, so instead we moved the thread to the poker mod forum on boards. Unfortunately we forgot to move it out of there before we all downed tools and left, so now its lost forever

I've don't have access to that forum anymore eventhough I'm still a mod there. Not sure if that's a mistake or not.

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[Denny Crane]

I'd prefer just a clue plz

[Icarus152]

I'll take a pm too pls ty ty

Done.

I'd prefer just a clue plz

A kidnapped racehorse.

[Pat Mustard]

which legend is volunteering to run this?http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...ad.php?t=15682

[Jibzzzz]

PM from someone please

[Zod]

lads, if it gets to court or an arrest you might hear the name, depending on the victim.

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[SatNav]

Whats going on with all the pm thingy??

[ciarraithuaidh]

Can I get that pm too please from someone. TY.

[iri$hkelt]

dont see this everyday

PokerStars Hand #88396734006: Tournament #635586147, $3.30+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (15/30) - 2012/10/29 7:12:44 ET
Table '635586147 1' 10-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: irishkelt (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Piskar88 (1485 in chips)
Seat 3: CYPOBblu70 (1455 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Dog-giugno (1440 in chips)
Seat 5: ydkw (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: cherrynick62 (1650 in chips)
Seat 7: XXTickerXX (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: TSUNEKICHI (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: reineptuno (1500 in chips)
Seat 10: barsanchelo (1500 in chips)
ydkw: posts small blind 15
cherrynick62: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to irishkelt [3h 3d]
XXTickerXX: calls 30
TSUNEKICHI: folds
reineptuno: raises 60 to 90
barsanchelo: folds
irishkelt: calls 90
CYPOBblu70 has returned
Piskar88: folds
CYPOBblu70: folds
Dog-giugno: calls 90
ydkw: folds
cherrynick62: folds
XXTickerXX: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [9h 3c Js]
XXTickerXX: checks
reineptuno: bets 300
irishkelt: calls 300
Dog-giugno: folds
XXTickerXX: raises 1110 to 1410 and is all-in
reineptuno: calls 1110 and is all-in
irishkelt: calls 1110 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9h 3c Js] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [9h 3c Js 9s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XXTickerXX: shows [9c 9d] (four of a kind, Nines)
reineptuno: shows [Qd Qh] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
irishkelt: shows [3h 3d] (four of a kind, Threes)
XXTickerXX collected 4635 from pot
irishkelt finished the tournament in 9th place
reineptuno finished the tournament in 9th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4635 | Rake 0
Board [9h 3c Js 9s 3s]
Seat 1: irishkelt showed [3h 3d] and lost with four of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: Piskar88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: CYPOBblu70 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Dog-giugno (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: ydkw (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: cherrynick62 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: XXTickerXX showed [9c 9d] and won (4635) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 8: TSUNEKICHI folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: reineptuno showed [Qd Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 10: barsanchelo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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[V for Vendetta]

Folks, can somebody give me an idea of something to do today? In Dublin preferably.

Wrap up warm and go and watch fat people killing themselves running 26 miles. Wait until 12.30 or so.

[mocata]

Folks, can somebody give me an idea of something to do today? In Dublin preferably.

little museum of dublin

http://www.littlemuseum.ie/

[Guest]

wow - Steve Jobs sure knew how to design the ultimate yacht. Looks amazing.

Story


Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mUp1PP98uU

How very Buddhist of him

[Zod]

Folks, can somebody give me an idea of something to do today? In Dublin preferably.

side event at 2pm in th burlo

[Guest]

wow - Steve Jobs sure knew how to design the ultimate yacht. Looks amazing.

Probably cost 2.5 times more than a comparable yacht and can't turn left

[V for Vendetta]

Folks, can somebody give me an idea of something to do today? In Dublin preferably.

File a tax return. Claim every credit you can.

[Lisa]

For some reason the WSOP coverage thread is blocked at work because it's filtered under adult content but I can get into this thread fine (either a weird glitch or Danny has been putting up pics).

Does anyone know where I can watch the WSOP final table? Is it being streamed?

[The Situation]

Outside Dublin but Naas races surely?

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[greywolf]

Found this quite amusing .....guy applying for job with Paddy Power

http://rowangallagher.org/2012/10/18/on-the-job-hunt-paddy-power/

[Zod]

what type of buyin is that? (couldn't see it on their website)

100+10 I think

[a-k-47]

serious power trips on that site. ARSEHOLES < infraction

[Angry-Ball]

Whats going on with all the pm thingy??

I dunno, You're the woman.

[colquhom]

If someone you knew and absolutely despised for good reason had falsified their CV to say they had a first class honours degree when they don't actually even have a degree and probably got a job based on that, what would you do?

Would love to fucking shop them but I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

[Foxy]

If someone you knew and absolutely despised for good reason had falsified their CV to say they had a first class honours degree when they don't actually even have a degree and probably got a job based on that, what would you do?

Would love to fucking shop them but I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

I think something like that will end up coming to the surface by itself and will get the person in hot water without any assistance from other places....I'd like to think so anyway !

[carlop]

If someone you knew and absolutely despised for good reason had falsified their CV to say they had a first class honours degree when they don't actually even have a degree and probably got a job based on that, what would you do?

Would love to fucking shop them but I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

Ship them to a third party person who could bring themselves to do it, like a certain R Mc D.

Seriously though, I'd let it go. It's the kind of thing that could only come back to bite you in the ass down the line at some point.

[Zod]

If someone you knew and absolutely despised for good reason had falsified their CV to say they had a first class honours degree when they don't actually even have a degree and probably got a job based on that, what would you do?

Would love to fucking shop them but I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

wait until it's worth extortion.

[Raekwon]

If someone you knew and absolutely despised for good reason had falsified their CV to say they had a first class honours degree when they don't actually even have a degree and probably got a job based on that, what would you do?

Would love to fucking shop them but I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

Ask Lazare to make an anonymous call.

[Foxy]

wait until it's worth extortion.

I change my mind, do this

[Lisa]

If someone you knew and absolutely despised for good reason had falsified their CV to say they had a first class honours degree when they don't actually even have a degree and probably got a job based on that, what would you do?

Would love to fucking shop them but I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

People don't get a job on a first class honours alone (even with a graduate job there are other factors). If the person is good enough for the job they will do well and it doesn't matter, if they are not good enough they will probably be turfed out or shunted into a corner anyway.

Stay out of it imo

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[colquhom]

I change my mind, do this

Nothing to extort

[colquhom]

If its despising because of a historic event then probably let it go

If its something ongoing they are doing that you despise then shop them


(imo)

Yeah its historic. Bleh, i completely despise the person but also, i'm generally annoyed that people work very hard to get degrees and good ones particularly and it seems very unfair to me.

[Micknail]

Ship them to a third party person who could bring themselves to do it, like a certain R Mc D.

Seriously though, I'd let it go. It's the kind of thing that could only come back to bite you in the ass down the line at some point.

Ronald Mc Donald?

[Foxy]

This'll come back to get him...generally people get what they deserve

[carlop]

Ronald Mc Donald?

He's one spiteful motherfucker.

[markc]

Just read that they have evacuated all casinos in Atlantic city. shit must be getting serious...

[Jibzzzz]

What time does IWF kick off today?

[colquhom]

People don't get a job on a first class honours alone (even with a graduate job there are other factors). If the person is good enough for the job they will do well and it doesn't matter, if they are not good enough they will probably be turfed out or shunted into a corner anyway.

Stay out of it imo

Do you not think its rather unfair?

[Foxy]

Just read that they have evacuated all casinos in Atlantic city. shit must be getting serious...

[Emmet]

Genius

http://techcrunch.com/2012/10/28/badabing-for-ios-helps-you-find-all-of-your-facebook-friends-bikini-pics/

[Bubbleking]

woken up this morning to my housemate kicking down my door. She wanted to talk to my gf because she "felt like a cheap slut" after another one night stand. Really thought at times I could have chipped in with some BBVesque style advice but the optimal play was obviously to pretend I was asleep

[dazzler]

woken up this morning to my housemate kicking down my door. She wanted to talk to my gf because she "felt like a cheap slut" after another one night stand. Really thought at times I could have chipped in with some BBVesque style advice but the optimal play was obviously to pretend I was asleep

Surely the optimal play is to make repeated and increasingly earnest/awkward requests for a threesome? Or am I the only one that does that?

[Bubbleking]

FFs, does it need to be said? Pics of housemate or GTFO

Some chance. but this ^^^^^^^^^

Surely the optimal play is to make repeated and increasingly earnest/awkward requests for a threesome? Or am I the only one that does that?

Would explain why this ^^^^^^^^ isn't an option

[The Situation]

If someone you knew and absolutely despised for good reason had falsified their CV to say they had a first class honours degree when they don't actually even have a degree and probably got a job based on that, what would you do?

Would love to fucking shop them but I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

This a medical type position? You'd be slightly concerned with the system if they're not doing basic back checks here!

But in general in my relatively short working life I'm amazed how far quality spoofers can get in life.

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[Zod]

woken up this morning to my housemate kicking down my door. She wanted to talk to my gf because she "felt like a cheap slut" after another one night stand. Really thought at times I could have chipped in with some BBVesque style advice but the optimal play was obviously to pretend I was asleep and have a wank

fixed that for you.

[ghostface]

Best ep of The Walking Dead in about 2 years

[Lazare]

wow - Steve Jobs sure knew how to design the ultimate yacht. Looks amazing.

Story


Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mUp1PP98uU

That yacht looks like this guy.....

[Lisa]

Do you not think its rather unfair?

Meh I have a first class honours (TVB) and I would probably be mildly pissed off about someone else saying it if they didn't. But I generally find that no one gives a crap, and it matters a lot more what you have done since college. People have taken the credit for my work in the past and that would piss me off waaaay more than this.

[Icarus152]

Stop pm'ing me, I've no idea who the celebrity is.

[Foxy]

Stop pm'ing me, I've no idea who the celebrity is.

Pm with the name of celeb

[Angry-Ball]

Stop pm'ing me, I've no idea who the celebrity is.

You know the name of a celeb
PM sent

[markc]

Stop pm'ing me, I've no idea who the celebrity is.

Lol. Payback a bitch eh?