Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 3

[Flushdraw]

Oh Selby. Just lol.


edit : Opponent fouls last red on table. Selby nominates pink ball, rolls it to cushion and snookers behind black. Referee points out it wasn't actually a free ball and its a 6 point penalty.

Glad he got over the line in that frame or that could have been a mistake to haunt for a long long time!

[ComradeCollie]

You need to be circumcised

Ah, I have considered it. Though I'm mostly of the school of 'If it's not broken, don't fix it'

[SatNav]

That's somewhat impressive. Its surely more of a teenage thing (err, is it?) to be whacking off every moment of the day, and to view a four day weekend as an opportunity for a masturbatory extravaganza. Fair fcks.

would one rub Neutrogena onto their Mickey , seriously? Thats weird!

[SatNav]

Ah, I have considered it. Though I'm mostly of the school of 'If it's not broken, don't fix it'

on the subject of circumcision , how common is it. I have at least 3 male friends who need it done or have got it done, the one that got it done said that it was the best thing he ever did!

one of them never leaves his dick alone , constantly fiddling and scratching at it ffs

[ComradeCollie]

That's somewhat impressive. Its surely more of a teenage thing (err, is it?) to be whacking off every moment of the day, and to view a four day weekend as an opportunity for a masturbatory extravaganza. Fair fcks.

In some way it's terribly sad. Though it really is the one 'hobby' I had for the longest time. Even in the brief periods when I was actually having sex with another person, I'd be at it even more.

Though I was a bit of a late starter, didn't cop on to it myself, and learned to do it from a nun, via her showing us a cartoon video when I was about 15

[ComradeCollie]

would one rub Neutrogena onto their Mickey , seriously? Thats weird!

No I was trying to make my hands softer!

[SatNav]

In some way it's terribly sad. Though it really is the one 'hobby' I had for the longest time. Even in the brief periods when I was actually having sex with another person, I'd be at it even more.

Though I was a bit of a late starter, didn't cop on to it myself, and learned to do it from a nun, via her showing us a cartoon video when I was about 15

I had a post typed up but decided not to post as I would cringe in the morn lol

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[CHDad]

Anyway...

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[ComradeCollie]

Ahh nuns, is there anything they can't do?

They should have a karma sutra book for whacking off. I'm guessing we all do whatever the missionary position of whacking off is, but there's surely a world of variety possible (that not even nuns are aware of).

E.g. the infamous prisoner's pal: the dead hand

Ah, I'm definitely going to weird territory here. But for the historical record, my first ever orgasm was riding between a slightly open window, and it's frame.

Only the best, because it was the first.

[SatNav]

Ah, I'm definitely going to weird territory here. But for the historical record, my first ever orgasm was riding between a slightly open window, and it's frame.

Only the best, because it was the first.

Oh holy God , I have to quote this....

was it a sash window just for the record?

[ComradeCollie]

Oh holy God , I have to quote this....

was it a sash window just for the record?

No a 1950's wood window and frame. Kinda feel bad now, that I didn't keep it when it was replaced with the metal ones

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[SatNav]

ah the good ould BBV is in top form tonight!

[Tar.Aldarion]

just have to put this classic up again, best interview there is

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151554913397745&set=vb.740737744&type=2&theater

[eamonhonda]

What the fuck is goin on.

[Jam-Fly]

just have to put this classic up again, best interview there is

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater

he's a cousin of mine, my big claim to fame

[Flushdraw]

Wow the snooker is amazing. Tune in for the end people...

[TheDrunkenOne]

Fek snooker, MLB starting. 1st pitch and batter gets nailed on shin ..

Pittsburgh to win hopefully

[eamonhonda]

Wow the snooker is amazing. Tune in for the end people...

No.sound on tv at work, so that will do

[mocata]

Exciting final frame indeed, Wasley kept his composure when Ding got a fortunate snooker. Contrast that with the head shaking and cheek puffing from Wilson when he had a few bad runs of the ball. He could have been well up against Walden with a bit more mental focus. Ding took out some superb pots in such a pressurised situation,he lost the cueball a bit whilst doing so though. Selby pretty damn awesome too in deciding frames, the shot to put white behind the green was different class.

[Flushdraw]

As expected, the jerseys are being stolen..

[newbie2]

Help..

I promised to teach my 4.5 year old poker tomorrow morning.

Advice needed.









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I know I cant play poker, Yadaaaa yadaaa yadaaaa

[Lord Sir Banter]

Role for you msn

http://jackinworld.com/jill-diddler

[CHDad]

Aw. He's gone.

[4ofakind1489]

Free antivirus download? Have used AVG and Bullguard, what's next best? Want to use free 1's before I buy 1

[SatNav]

Free antivirus download? Have used AVG and Bullguard, what's next best? Want to use free 1's before I buy 1

Dont be buying at all !!!

use this

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-IE/windows/security-essentials-download

and this

https://www.malwarebytes.org/

[4ofakind1489]

Dont be buying at all !!!

use this

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-IE/windows/security-essentials-download

and this

https://www.malwarebytes.org/

Tyty satnav

[Wombatman]

Someone get Paddy Crerand on the line.

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[The Situation]

If you could choose to have your normy work contract terminated and get the accumulative total of the remaining wages for say the next 3 years handed to you, but it also was public knowledge that you lost the job due to gross incompetence that would potentially harm future employment chances, would you do it?

[tipp86]

Anyone here ever think they have issues with weekend drinking? It is getting to the point where I spend half the week not functioning proper. I nearly died as a result of drinking yesterday as I decided to take a short cut home through a river.

I think I have to give it up fully as I cant seem to stop these two day sessions once I reach a certain point of drunk.

[Wesley Harms]

If you could choose to have your normy work contract terminated and get the accumulative total of the remaining wages for say the next 3 years handed to you, but it also was public knowledge that you lost the job due to gross incompetence that would potentially harm future employment chances, would you do it?

Yes. Defo

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[Guest]

Anyone here ever think they have issues with weekend drinking? It is getting to the point where I spend half the week not functioning proper. I nearly died as a result of drinking yesterday as I decided to take a short cut home through a river.

I think I have to give it up fully as I cant seem to stop these two day sessions once I reach a certain point of drunk.

Youd be no loss you thick cunt keep drinking.

[CHDad]

MU somewhat prevaricating on what the big news of the day is

Funniest bit is saying BREAKING, just link your statement with a brief summary. Drama Llamas.

[CHDad]

Youd be no loss you thick cunt keep drinking.

That is mean. Say sorry.

[Theresa]

If you could choose to have your normy work contract terminated and get the accumulative total of the remaining wages for say the next 3 years handed to you, but it also was public knowledge that you lost the job due to gross incompetence that would potentially harm future employment chances, would you do it?

Yes. People love forgiveness.

[SatNav]

Happy Birthday Honda

[Closed_Account]

If you could choose to have your normy work contract terminated and get the accumulative total of the remaining wages for say the next 3 years handed to you, but it also was public knowledge that you lost the job due to gross incompetence that would potentially harm future employment chances, would you do it?

Snaffleage.

[Closed_Account]

Anyone here ever think they have issues with weekend drinking? It is getting to the point where I spend half the week not functioning proper. I nearly died as a result of drinking yesterday as I decided to take a short cut home through a river.

I think I have to give it up fully as I cant seem to stop these two day sessions once I reach a certain point of drunk.

If you really did jump in a river locked at your age, 100% knock it on the head.

[tipp86]

If you really did jump in a river locked at your age, 100% knock it on the head.

Well to be fair the river was only waist high. It just more the case of stumbling or something like that and you would be in trouble.

[Guest]

As expected, the jerseys are being stolen..

Wonder will the people whos faith in humanity was restored now lament about the state of it?

[Silver-Tiger]

FPL players.

Didn't there used to be a graph function where you could map your progress against other players over a certain period of time?

Is that gone?

Is there a site or an app that will do something similar for me?

[Guest]

Well to be fair the river was only waist high. It just more the case of stumbling or something like that and you would be in trouble.

The fact you have to ask the question after said behaviour is as worrying as the mindless drinking.

[Tar.Aldarion]

Jaysus, proofreading for a dead man, 2spooky4me

[Closed_Account]

Usually a reason for drinking binges, yours seems to be prolonged affair after break up, could be wrong, but might well be best to chill the beans for a month or so, reevaluate.

[Strewelpeter]

Three years should give anyone enough time to find something they are competent at.

[tipp86]

Jaysus, proofreading for a dead man, 2spooky4me

Slightly awkward getting the payment.

[Mickey Rosa]

[Tar.Aldarion]

Slightly awkward getting the payment.

Sending arund the heavies to your family. Ms. Tipp66 I'm afraid your son had a serious debt. He owes 4000.....words

[RichieM]

Anyone here ever think they have issues with weekend drinking? It is getting to the point where I spend half the week not functioning proper. I nearly died as a result of drinking yesterday as I decided to take a short cut home through a river.

I think I have to give it up fully as I cant seem to stop these two day sessions once I reach a certain point of drunk.

In fairness only drinking 2 nights of a bank holiday weekend is kinda weird but it was good friday so plenty of people went without its nothing to worry about.

Sounds like you have the fear from the weekend binge tho. Dont listen to the drink nazi's on here. For shame on the lot of ye. Going for pints post work friday and ending up hammered is normal, getting up on saturday going for lunch and meeting a few of the lads for a match or just a pleasant sit in the sun with a few beers to ease the day away is normal and ending up in a hoop later on due to starting really early is inevitable.

Your a single lad around 28 if I remember right so dont listen to anyone who says drinking and late nights are not usual.

In terms of the river thing get a taxi next time.

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If you seriously think you have a problem do of course stop tho. Not trying to encourage problem drinking.

[RichieM]

If you could choose to have your normy work contract terminated and get the accumulative total of the remaining wages for say the next 3 years handed to you, but it also was public knowledge that you lost the job due to gross incompetence that would potentially harm future employment chances, would you do it?

Cant wait to hear what you did but ya take the money. If you go off travelling for a year and come back nobody will remember the rumours anymore and just dont use them as a reference when you get your next job offer.
Use your previous employers as references and hope hr dont care/notice.

[The Situation]

Your a single lad around 28 if I remember right so dont listen to anyone who says drinking and late nights are not usual.

He's had several posts over the years about how drink makes him feel shity/depressed. While not an uncommon reaction to binges it gets to an either do something about it or shut up stage.

[The Situation]

Cant wait to hear what you did but ya take the money. If you go off travelling for a year and come back nobody will remember the rumours anymore and just dont use them as a reference when you get your next job offer.
Use your previous employers as references and hope hr dont care/notice.

Lol it was a hypothetical comparison to football managerial firings.

[BrianN]

Quality goal in the league of ireland yesterday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s5gxdzZOCE

[DeadParrot]

FPL players.

Didn't there used to be a graph function where you could map your progress against other players over a certain period of time?

Is that gone?

Is there a site or an app that will do something similar for me?

http://liblab.co.uk/fantasy.php

[tipp86]

In fairness only drinking 2 nights of a bank holiday weekend is kinda weird but it was good friday so plenty of people went without its nothing to worry about.

Sounds like you have the fear from the weekend binge tho. Dont listen to the drink nazi's on here. For shame on the lot of ye. Going for pints post work friday and ending up hammered is normal, getting up on saturday going for lunch and meeting a few of the lads for a match or just a pleasant sit in the sun with a few beers to ease the day away is normal and ending up in a hoop later on due to starting really early is inevitable.

Your a single lad around 28 if I remember right so dont listen to anyone who says drinking and late nights are not usual.

In terms of the river thing get a taxi next time.

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If you seriously think you have a problem do of course stop tho. Not trying to encourage problem drinking.

Ya I know what your saying but it was not really even two nights it was one long session. I went back to a house and then to the pub before 9am. It is affecting my study and if I was working it would no doubt do the same.

He's had several posts over the years about how drink makes him feel shity/depressed. While not an uncommon reaction to binges it gets to an either do something about it or shut up stage.

Ya very true to be honest.