Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 3

[Zod]

The second most offensive thing in #cuddlegate is the choice of font on Satnav's phone.

[Zod]

I don't see the big deal Michelle. He just wanted to cuddle you. With his penis.

[oleras]

Think manning's defence said that confusion over his sexuality affected his mental state and impaired his judgement (us version of 'I had a few drinks taken and wants a cuddle' perhaps) ... I heard an American legal bod on the radio saying that he thought it had contributed to the very merciful () 35 year sentence!

Last word ? Same dude said he would be out in 7-8 years...not too bad.

[Guest]

My bro is in Iceland doing a story about David James who's playing there now.. Pretty cool photo of him in training. Long way from Wembley!

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[Starvin Marvin]

Ben Affleck is the new Batman.

Certainly wasn't expecting that.

[Megatron]

Ben Affleck is the new Batman.

Certainly wasn't expecting that.

Argo Ben Affleck wont be a bad Batman.

Daredevil Ben Affleck on the other hand.....

[Wesley Harms]

Christian Bale has made the Batman role very difficult to live up to.

[Teddie]

Ben Affleck is probably one of the worst choices they could have made.

[Flushdraw]

IPBCOOP kicking off on Tuesday, so just 5 days to get involved. Sign up here. Plethora of games to try out and have fun. What are you all waiting for

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[Theresa]

EP sold out.

I hope to have my ticket sorted but anyone in here selling one or know someone selling one?

[MegaSin]

TBF to Affleck, HE WAS THE BOMB IN PHANTOMS YO.

[eamonhonda]

EP sold out.

I hope to have my ticket sorted but anyone in here selling one or know someone selling one?

no but its gonna be great!!

[DeadParrot]

TBF to Affleck, HE WAS THE BOMB IN PHANTOMS YO.

My boy Robin is wicked smaht.

[Zod]

Christian Bale has made the Batman role very difficult to live up to.

Bale was a terrible Batman.

[Zod]

Actually, there's never been a good screen Batman.

There's been a few good Bruce Waynes, but no good Batman.

[Bubbleking]

is anyone selling or know anybody who is selling 2 electric picnic tickets?

[hotspur]

Bale was a terrible Batman.

Would you go as far as to say he was the worst batman ever?

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[Wesley Harms]

Bale was a terrible Batman.

Id hate to be you and have to deal with whatever goes on in your head everyday, I'd imagine its as bad as strewel

[eamonhonda]

is anyone selling or know anybody who is selling 2 electric picnic tickets?

try adverts and toutless?

[thegreatiam]

My boy Robin is wicked smaht.

this actually made me lol:

"Matt Damon as Robin so?

"Rahbin, we gotta go ta Ahkam. Hop in the Baht Chaaaaar".

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=86156341&postcount=49

[The Situation]

Affleck gets such an unreasonable amount of hate.

[ArmaniJeans]

Its not as if they just casually picked Ben Affleck.
I'm sure they screentested many eager actors in the much soughtafter and lucrative brucewayne/batman roles, and Affleck was the one who did best according to their criteria.
So no need to panic.

[CHDad]

Chelsea have just robbed Willian from Spurs at the last minute.

Pretty sure we are only looking to sign him to give two fingers to Spurs.

[Zod]

Would you go as far as to say he was the worst batman ever?

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No, that was George Clooney.

[Denny Crane]

Is there any way to collect a missed package for someone else at one of those An Post collection centres? Will they give it to you if you have the persons ID?

[KK82]

Chelsea have just robbed Willian from Spurs at the last minute.

Pretty sure we are only looking to sign him to give two fingers to Spurs.

Seems crazy to sign another number 10 type player. Maybe swapping Mata for Rooney?

[Zod]

Id hate to be you and have to deal with whatever goes on in your head everyday, I'd imagine its as bad as strewel

Batman Voice.

[Zod]

Is there any way to collect a missed package for someone else at one of those An Post collection centres? Will they give it to you if you have the persons ID?

Pretty sure if they sign the return slip and put your name in the section you can collect it.

[eamonhonda]

Is there any way to collect a missed package for someone else at one of those An Post collection centres? Will they give it to you if you have the persons ID?

did it before, showed my id and prrof of my address to show we lived together. he gave it to me but said he shouldnt have had really

[Wesley Harms]

Seems crazy to sign another number 10 type player. Maybe swapping Mata for Rooney?

This would be so fucking awesome

[Bubbleking]

try adverts and toutless?

no dice everyone is looking for them

[hotspur]

Is there any way to collect a missed package for someone else at one of those An Post collection centres? Will they give it to you if you have the persons ID?

I have never brought ID when collecting mine, but maybe that's down to the specific centre staff being lazy and me looking so angelic.

But yes you can authorise someone to collect a package.

[eamonhonda]

no dice everyone is looking for them

Not being a dickhead but why did you wait till the day they sold out and then want one?!

I reckon next week will see a nice fewfor sale when people realise they cant go etc

[shano1888]

Is there any way to collect a missed package for someone else at one of those An Post collection centres? Will they give it to you if you have the persons ID?

Have collected several packages for herself from depot in Limerick. Never been asked for ID.

Edit: I obv had the slip.

[CHDad]

Seems crazy to sign another number 10 type player. Maybe swapping Mata for Rooney?

This would be so fucking awesome

Would be one of the most ridic pieces of business ever and I highly doubt it.

Mata and Oscar will share the no.10 spot. Jose hasn't played Hazard there in pre season for more than 45 mins afair. He does like wingers who cut in and with that they must track back and be pacy. Matas only weakness is pacy tracking back but he hasn't put him on the wing at all. He is so good at playing no.10. He has constantly said when asked that Mata is staying.

Absolutely nothing points to Mata leaving. It is all made up crap by rags.

Obv the swap will happen on deadline day.

[Denny Crane]

I have never brought ID when collecting mine, but maybe that's down to the specific centre staff being lazy and me looking so angelic.

But yes you can authorise someone to collect a package.

The guys in my place are fairly insistent on ID. I also remember seeing them turn away a girl collecting something for her partner. I'll give it a shot I suppose.

[Mike]

There is a section on the form to nominate someone to collect for you. They insist on ID also.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Name, Address and Creamery Number before you get a Drink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9uaboCF1N4

[hotspur]

New uncontacted tribe video:

http://www.survivalinternational.org/news/9497%5D.

Uncontacted tribes are cool, they're so, what's the word, massacreable!

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn24090-how-many-uncontacted-tribes-are-left-in-the-world.html#.UhdlV9g66Yk

[Silver-Tiger]

I reckon next week will see a nice fewfor sale when people realise they cant go etc

Depends on the weather.

If it's like today on Thursday next week you should pick up a pair no problem.
If the weather is mild and dry (which the forecast is indicating). You could be struggling to get a ticket.

Hard to believe it sold out. This will be my 7th year on the bounce and i don't remember it selling out before.

[eamonhonda]

Depends on the weather.

If it's like today on Thursday next week you should pick up a pair no problem.
If the weather is mild and dry (which the forecast is indicating). You could be struggling to get a ticket.

Hard to believe it sold out. This will be my 7th year on the bounce and i don't remember it selling out before.

popping my ep cherry and looking forward,

also brag: have two weeks off work after it

[V for Vendetta]

Steve Ballmer announces he's retiring from Microsoft in the next 12 months. The share price goes up 7%+. Hilarious.

[Zod]

New uncontacted tribe video:

http://www.survivalinternational.org/news/9497%5D.

Uncontacted tribes are cool, they're so, what's the word, massacreable!

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...l#.UhdlV9g66Yk

I wonder if they've suddenly come out of their isolation after hearing about Ben Affleck being cast as Batman.

[Keane]

Is there any way to collect a missed package for someone else at one of those An Post collection centres? Will they give it to you if you have the persons ID?

There's a space on the back of the slip where you can write the name of someone to collect it on your behalf. Just write your name in there and you should be grand.

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[RasTa]

Interesting injury tweet from

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NSFW

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[Zod]

Steve Ballmer announces he's retiring from Microsoft in the next 12 months. The share price goes up 7%+. Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc

[ghostface]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc

The heavy breathing and shouting remind me of the Dwight Schrute speech from the office, must have been a piss take

[Lord Sir Banter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc

The heavy breathing and shouting remind me of the Dwight Schrute speech from the office, must have been a piss take

Did he learn nothing from this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHt2GA12qU4

[eamonhonda]

missed this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edZjdgU0asM#t=377

[Lord Sir Banter]

missed this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edZjdgU0asM#t=377

9.41 and no head lost, fml.

Your one seems good bants tbf.

[eamonhonda]

9.41 and no head lost, fml.

Your one seems good bants tbf.

yeah poor title but funny all the same

[Foxy]

yeah poor title but funny all the same

Sad bitch desperate for her own TV show Ldo

[Foxy]

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/celebrity-big-brother-2013-meet-dustin-diamond-charlotte-crosby-carol-mcgiffin-and-the-rest-of-the-new-housemates-8780541.html

Didn't think Celebrity Big Brother would be the type of thing Ron Atkinson would do.
Screech from Saved by The Bell ftw here obv though! Still think his sex tape is the funniest thing to ever happen in history, ever, of all time.

[Micknail]

Chelsea have just robbed Willian from Spurs at the last minute.

Pretty sure we are only looking to sign him to give two fingers to Spurs.

Sigh, seems like a greedy cunt of a lad, could be claas tho.
Hopefully not another SWP!

Seems crazy to sign another number 10 type player. Maybe swapping Mata for Rooney?

As if giving anyone in the league Mata is a good idea?

[Zod]

Once you've had the fish, you know the dish.

[Lord Sir Banter]

It's the girlfriend's little sister's 13th birthday today, she's a nice kid and last night we decided we'd make cupcakes for her. We made a late dash to Tesco for ingredients.
Alas, we were wrecked when we got home and it didn't happen.

Suffice to say, I am now about to attempt to make cupcakes.
I haven't baked before, beyond a packet mix for brownies...or since 'helping' my mother 20 years ago by eating raw pastry, shirring shit and 'tasting' to see if everything was satisfactory. (she used to let me taste everything telling me that the king of England had taste his food first in case it was poisoned. )

There may be pics to follow of this disaster/success...

#prayforlucyscupcakes

[MegaSin]

It's the girlfriend's little sister's 13th birthday today, she's a nice kid and last night we decided we'd make cupcakes for her. We made a late dash to Tesco for ingredients.
Alas, we were wrecked when we got home and it didn't happen.

Suffice to say, I am now about to attempt to make cupcakes.
I haven't baked before, beyond a packet mix for brownies...or since 'helping' my mother 20 years ago by eating raw pastry, shirring shit and 'tasting' to see if everything was satisfactory. (she used to let me taste everything telling me that the king of England had taste his food first in case it was poisoned. )

There may be pics to follow of this disaster/success...

#prayforlucyscupcakes

Cupcakes are easy
It's more science than cooking
My legs are still sore

[Lord Sir Banter]

Cupcakes are easy
It's more science than cooking
My legs are still sore

I still believe the earth is flat.
My feet kill me all the time.
Having read the responses about six-a-side. I am most certainly doing it wrong.

[MegaSin]

I still believe the earth is flat.
My feet kill me all the time.
Having read the responses about six-a-side. I am most certainly doing it wrong.

[MegaSin]

Steve Ballmer announces he's retiring from Microsoft in the next 12 months. The share price goes up 7%+. Hilarious.

8.5% I think now.

Guy was batshit intense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE