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Cheltenham 2018 Tipping Competition
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Today the horses race for a pot of gold, the humans race for a pot of electronic digits representing currency.
Here's a rundown of our main contenders:
1. Mike Bullocks
Man of the people Mike Bullocks is a complete charlatan - claims to come from Drimnagh and be of earthy tastes but can frequently be seen swigging expensive vino in swanky establishments. Doesn't know one end of a horse from the other. Would give up the winnings for 10 seconds with Brittney Spears.
2. Shraaaaap
More French than Rene Artois, Shraaaap has nonetheless made it his life's mission to bring Gallic values to a largely uncaring Anglophone world. Id prone to dropping hints about an exotic past ("there was that time that we dropped acid with Johnny Halliday and woke up three days later in a harem in Algiers..."). Secretly in love with Owen Farrell.
3. Hitch
Alleged professor Hitch is secretly a front for Russian mafia money. Has a rare ability to argue either side of an argument without knowing anything about it. Prone to savage benders. Likes the odd drink too. Still trying to figure France out.
4. Switchy
A mysterious creature of the night. His usual day at work looks like this.
5. nicnic
A perennial contender and last years champion, he lurks in the South East plotting. Always plotting. Most famous for winning big hands with no cards but if he binks this, that might all change.
The rabble
Who knows what might come springing out of this lot to cause chaos?
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21
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Originally posted by Mike Bullocks View Post2 grand not to be sniffed at but am primed for defeat. Needless to say may the jammiest fecker win.
If you are to lose, I hope it is in the most sickening way possible."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Former champions coming to the fore today as Sitch binks a 33/1 winner.
(was cursing myself as was on Whiskey Sour @ 14s )
Sitch now has a long lead and goes from being a sniper to a sitting duck....can he possibly avoid the arrows?
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Most of ther chasing pack on Santini here but he's trading at too skinny odds to make much difference to the standings.
Talkischeap would be a monster shakeup for Mike Bullocks.
Enniscoffey Oscar and Callet Mad also worthy of note.
If Kilbricken Storm wins, I'll just pay out to Sitch straight away."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Start backing the drifting good ground horses asap
Soft to heavy me arse! Layer of muck on a solid surface!
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