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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Postah nothing just an evil thing i did to a neighbour, she is a cunt, havent spoke in years, i stole her cat!!!
it kept coming into my kitchen while i was drying the floors with the door open!
so when it jumped into my car, i let it snuggle up on the seat , drove out the road an dumped it !
posters all over the shop now, fuckin hate cats, evil fuckers!Originally posted by ArmaniJeansI like this heat - some proper music innit.
None of the 'black disabled lesbian warbling backwards' stuff that the other players inflicted on me.
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did you hate it so much that you actually shrank it?
http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...?t=9160&page=4 5 pics down see!
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostWas reading this yesterday. Apparently there is a fair few of them in the Amazon. Pretty interesting stuff.
Can only imagine what the fook they think the survey plane is, and I wonder what effect it would have if you took one out of the tribe and brought him to somewhere like NY or Rio for a bit.
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Got exam results today, passed everything and a 2.1 overall. Didn't deserve a 1.1 tbh as I did feck all work for it. Still very happy though obviously.
Michelle that's an awful thing to do. To be totally honest it would have been fairer to all parties involved to put the thing down.
Originally posted by Loopz View Postmy wife was at a quiz tonight and got this as one of the questions
36*3+70*9/2+9/10
anyone know the correct order
SPOILERthey won because they got the answer to this question right even though she is convinced they got it wrongLast edited by NewApproach; 24-06-11, 02:17.
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how gullible ye are!!
ok here is the truth, there is a cat and yes it is fuckin always in my house and this eve, i was going to fuck it in the car and take it away but first I decided that i would fast forward and let on i really did take it, like the butterfly effect!!!
i havent touched the cat as of yet but am so tempted as its doing my head in!!
i wanted to see by ye r reaction would it be so wrong!
so ok ye win it would be wrong but at least by posting, i know most of your inner feelings on me!!
everything in the story is true, she is a cunt next door, yes there was porridge, yes nicky it did meow, and i still want the fuckin cat gone as i hate it!!!
so........................... to be continued
oh and just in case ye think im backing down and lying , get liz to call tomorrow an ill show her the fuckin thing!!!Last edited by SatNav; 24-06-11, 02:23.Her sky-ness
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Spent all evening configuring sabnzbd, sick beard and couch pototo and linking it up to xbmc. You tell it all what tv shows you watch and what films you want to see and as soon as they come out it automatically downloads it and puts it in the correct folder with artwork and all metadata ready for you to watch. You can set it to only download 720p or whatever the highest quality available is, just amazing programs and all free.
Its a replacement for jdownloader and rapidshare and its well worth the effort imo.
Just need to order my new htpc and my setup is pretty savage.Last edited by Starvin Marvin; 24-06-11, 02:25.Originally posted by ArmaniJeansI like this heat - some proper music innit.
None of the 'black disabled lesbian warbling backwards' stuff that the other players inflicted on me.
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthow gullible ye are!!
ok here is the truth, there is a cat and yes it is fuckin always in my house and this eve, i was going to fuck it in the car and take it away but first I decided that i would fast forward and let on i really did take it, like the butterfly effect!!!
i havent touched the cat as of yet but am so tempted as its doing my head in!!
i wanted to see by ye r reaction would it be so wrong!
so ok ye win it would be wrong but at least by posting, i know most of your inner feelings on me!!
everything in the story is true, she is a cunt next door, yes there was porridge, yes nicky it did meow, and i still want the fuckin cat gone as i hate it!!!
so........................... to be continued
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lol.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
All efforts were made to make this thought original but with the abundance of thoughts in the world the originality of this thought cannot be guaranteed.
The author is not liable for any issue arising from the platitudinous nature of this post.
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthow gullible ye are!!
ok here is the truth, there is a cat and yes it is fuckin always in my house and this eve, i was going to fuck it in the car and take it away but first I decided that i would fast forward and let on i really did take it, like the butterfly effect!!!
i havent touched the cat as of yet but am so tempted as its doing my head in!!
i wanted to see by ye r reaction would it be so wrong!
so ok ye win it would be wrong but at least by posting, i know most of your inner feelings on me!!
everything in the story is true, she is a cunt next door, yes there was porridge, yes nicky it did meow, and i still want the fuckin cat gone as i hate it!!!
so........................... to be continued
oh and just in case ye think im backing down and lying , get liz to call tomorrow an ill show her the fuckin thing!!!
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Originally posted by NewApproach View PostHmmmm. Computer says no.Originally posted by Theresa View Postlol.
That was my plan all day!!!! so with alcohol i let on i did take it, which i havent , i know hard to believe, but im kinda laughing at how well it all went down!!!Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthow gullible ye are!!
ok here is the truth, there is a cat and yes it is fuckin always in my house and this eve, i was going to fuck it in the car and take it away but first I decided that i would fast forward and let on i really did take it, like the butterfly effect!!!
i havent touched the cat as of yet but am so tempted as its doing my head in!!
i wanted to see by ye r reaction would it be so wrong!
so ok ye win it would be wrong but at least by posting, i know most of your inner feelings on me!!
everything in the story is true, she is a cunt next door, yes there was porridge, yes nicky it did meow, and i still want the fuckin cat gone as i hate it!!!
so........................... to be continued
oh and just in case ye think im backing down and lying , get liz to call tomorrow an ill show her the fuckin thing!!!
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Originally posted by Theresa View PostWas reading this yesterday. Apparently there is a fair few of them in the Amazon. Pretty interesting stuff.
Can only imagine what the fook they think the survey plane is, and I wonder what effect it would have if you took one out of the tribe and brought him to somewhere like NY or Rio for a bit.
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I think its a case of that once they are spotted, its made sure that they are left uncontacted. Which, I guess is a good thing.This may or may not be an original thought of my own.
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jesus. fucking . christ.
Normally I'm "Lol, internet" but this is a step beyond.
FFS michelle, if you wanted to stop the cat coming into your house you simply squirt it with some water. It learns soon enough that it's not welcome.
christ, you could have asked on here or looking it up on the internet or called your local ISPCA or even anyone else in the world what to do.
your post action justification of what you did is terrible.
I'm not even angry, I'm disappointed with you, and sad for a now feral cat who is unaccustomed to feral life and to a family missing their pet.Is that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.
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Originally posted by CHD View PostMust be annoying to be levelled by msn
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Originally posted by Zod View Postjesus. fucking . christ.
Normally I'm "Lol, internet" but this is a step beyond.
FFS michelle, if you wanted to stop the cat coming into your house you simply squirt it with some water. It learns soon enough that it's not welcome.
christ, you could have asked on here or looking it up on the internet or called your local ISPCA or even anyone else in the world what to do.
your post action justification of what you did is terrible.
I'm not even angry, I'm disappointed with you, and sad for a now feral cat who is unaccustomed to feral life and to a family missing their pet.
The cat is not gone anywhere....... yet!Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostI'd say there's more than a fifty percent chance it happened and she was amazed at the negative reaction. That seems more likely than deliberately winding up the whole bbv in a way that will reflect badly upon her and not be easily disproved. In either case, wtf.Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by Rufio View PostCats are always hungry.... doesn't mean they aren't being looked after.
I wish there was a way to ignore a person and all talk of said person....
I kinda miss thehighground from rugb though, he was a poster where you thought "absolutely has to be levelling", but no, he actually was just deranged.
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posthow gullible ye are!!
ok here is the truth, there is a cat and yes it is fuckin always in my house and this eve, i was going to fuck it in the car and take it away but first I decided that i would fast forward and let on i really did take it, like the butterfly effect !!!
i havent touched the cat as of yet but am so tempted as its doing my head in!!
i wanted to see by ye r reaction would it be so wrong!
so ok ye win it would be wrong but at least by posting, i know most of your inner feelings on me!!
everything in the story is true, she is a cunt next door, yes there was
porridge, yes nicky it did meow, and i still want the fuckin cat gone as i hate it!!!
so........................... to be continued
oh and just in case ye think im backing down and lying , get liz to call tomorrow an ill show her the fuckin thing!!!
Quality posting over the night, got a particular lol from Theresa's bluntness with A_CE.Profit before people.
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Satnav changed her tune after doing a quick google IMO.
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And Michelle genuinely,you come across like a bona fida,fully paid up member of the crazy brigade with that story.....and then you expect everyone to believe it was a giant level??? Does not compute im afraid.
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Originally posted by dannydiamond View PostThe more I learn the more this seems to be the case.
Friday to Monday including expenses works out around 700 quid. I'll be doing the kickstart courses over the summer in Waterford, up to Antrim or Belfast for an 'FAI' badge is a fookin joke though.
When the time comes I think i'd rather head to England for the FA badges tbh.
Originally posted by The Hurricane View PostYour a disgrace, no other way about it. Scumbag thing to do. If that was my pet you would be one very sorry personOriginally posted by a-k-47 View PostYour unfunny
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Originally posted by NoRiverRequired View PostSatnav changed her tune after doing a quick google IMO.
At Examiner.com™ we help you excel personal finance, boost income, invest wisely, travel smart, reach financial freedom faster, and enjoy life on a budget.
And Michelle genuinely,you come across like a bona fida,fully paid up member of the crazy brigade with that story.....and then you expect everyone to believe it was a giant level??? Does not compute im afraid.
could be worse, i could easily let my dog out into the garden all day, and believe me the cat wouldnt last long if I do....................... but im not that cruel!
when the stinking cat arrives at the window i shall take some pics for you!!!
a piece from the link you posted " This situation is also the exact reason that I keep my cat indoors. Cats that are let outside can be stolen, hit by cars, injured by other animal, or exposed to transmittable feline diseases, such as feline AIDS and leukemia. I would urge my fellow cat owners to keep their domesticated cats indoors where, in my humble opinion, they belong."
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MSN I was going to write a really long post about last night but I'll summarise it below.
Grow the fuck up! It might have been fun to act the clown in your 20's / 30's whatever but you have to start copping on a bit. If not for yourself then for your kids and stop setting them such a shit example
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View PostI wouldn't mind doing the kickstart ones but I'd stay a country mile away from The UEFA Licences (at least in Ireland anyway). I worked at a couple of these courses - handiest couple of days ever just had to make sure none of the FAS kids who were being used as the demos for the coaches didnt get hurt. Anyway to cut a long story short for the few courses that I did I think the pass rate was 15% and below. The people that teach you during the week are also the people who examine you at the end. Now are you telling me that their teaching methods are that bad, the standard is that high or they just want you to pay another €1200 biggest scam I've ever seen
You're ffs
ffsLast edited by The Situation; 24-06-11, 08:47.Profit before people.
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Postoh and just in case ye think im backing down and lying , get liz to call tomorrow an ill show her the fuckin thing!!!
First thing I thought when I read your posts was you may have committed about 3 criminal offences. Now the big back-track is LOL. I can imagine you sat down and thought out the whole plan last night while staring out the kitchen window at the cat alright...You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posta piece from the link you posted " This situation is also the exact reason that I keep my cat indoors. Cats that are let outside can be stolen, hit by cars, injured by other animal, or exposed to transmittable feline diseases, such as feline AIDS and leukemia. I would urge my fellow cat owners to keep their domesticated cats indoors where, in my humble opinion, they belong."
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Postcould be worse, i could easily let my dog out into the garden all day, and believe me the cat wouldnt last long if I do....................... but im not that cruel!
If you had of just let the dog loose the odd time, the cat would have got the message ages ago.
Unwanted cats are easy to get rid of, stop feeding it and giving it attention and it would have soon fucked off, especially if there's a dog roaming around.
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My husband is a member of this site & I just happened to notice this page open.
I have just reread the last 3 pages with my jaw on the floor.
Who is this MichelleSatNav person?
I do a lot of voluntary work with the DSPCA which would also tie into the ISPCA and have to say her/his ?? attitude is disgraceful.
The ISPCA is the leading animal welfare charity in Ireland. We specialise in rescue, animal welfare and preventing animal cruelty
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Originally posted by YouThinkThat View PostFirst Post -
My husband is a member of this site & I just happened to notice this page open.
I have just reread the last 3 pages with my jaw on the floor.
Who is this MichelleSatNav person?
I do a lot of voluntary work with the DSPCA which would also tie into the ISPCA and have to say her/his ?? attitude is disgraceful.
The ISPCA is the leading animal welfare charity in Ireland. We specialise in rescue, animal welfare and preventing animal cruelty
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are you ray foleys wife?
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Originally posted by YouThinkThat View PostFirst Post -
My husband is a member of this site & I just happened to notice this page open.
I have just reread the last 3 pages with my jaw on the floor.
Who is this MichelleSatNav person?
I do a lot of voluntary work with the DSPCA which would also tie into the ISPCA and have to say her/his ?? attitude is disgraceful.
The ISPCA is the leading animal welfare charity in Ireland. We specialise in rescue, animal welfare and preventing animal cruelty
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