Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Teddie]

Ask me a question on the thread.

Done, but it's been answered already.

[Zuroph]

Linky to the gold card thing please and what has to be said to get votes for Keane.

Its not in Keane's sig anymore it seems.

http://www.facebook.com/EmeraldOrigins

then "David Keane sent me"

[eagle eye]

Done, but it's been answered already.

Hehe I see what you posted. You obv read the SF.

Nice one Eight-ball.

[Flushdraw]

TheDrunkenone just knocked me out of the 9k gtd on ipoker in 43rd spot, but it was the fkn hand before that did the damage,,,, villain raised from btn to 10k(left with 55k) at 1750/3500, i push 80k with KQ from sb, he snaps with A3, i only had 23 hands on villain.

Still in this myself. It's been a grind!

[DAMO72]

TheDrunkenone just knocked me out of the 9k gtd on ipoker in 43rd spot, but it was the fkn hand before that did the damage,,,, villain raised from btn to 10k(left with 55k) at 1750/3500, i push 80k with KQ from sb, he snaps with A3, i only had 23 hands on villain.

Started playing that 1k gtd on Irisheyes at 21.55 . Played tues night and finished 12th , played again tonite and was unlucky to finish 3rd .
Great structure for a patient nit like me .

[Lord Sir Banter]

Done, but it's been answered already.

I took an infraction for calling you a spud nigger.

[Mellor]

11.30 sun evening Mellor

Confused by this?

But what ever it is referign to its wrong, I spend sunday in the pub

[Teddie]

I took an infraction for calling you a spud nigger.

lol, didn't know that was you, thought it was just some black lad(because of the avator) who was actually offended but was just a dim. They deleted it now aswell.

Confused by this?

But what ever it is referign to its wrong, I spend sunday in the pub

Pretty sure it refers to when the Coppers competition closes.

[nicnicnic]

how deranged is devilfish

http://www.pokernews.com/video/wsop2011-dave-the-devilfish-ulliott-1010074870001.htm

[TheImprover]

Started playing that 1k gtd on Irisheyes at 21.55 . Played tues night and finished 12th , played again tonite and was unlucky to finish 3rd .
Great structure for a patient nit like me .

There a good game but I gave up on the 21:55 game as it goes on too long, but there super soft

[TheImprover]

Still in this myself. It's been a grind!

Gl in it tony, just for the record my exit was a btn shove for 7 bb's with Q3 vs bb A6, but its a good game, going to play it a bit more often.

[japeye]

how deranged is devilfish

http://www.pokernews.com/video/wsop2...0074870001.htm

He really needs to stay off the coke(dont suit him) and if he not on summat... he SHOULD BE. fucking warpt

[Semibluff]

When does it close, I plan on swooping in to save the day at the last hour

11.30 sun evening Mellor

this is wot i meant

[LuckyLloyd]

Please be true.

[Mellor]

Ah thanks, brain not fully working today.
hmm, 8.30am monday morning for me - sorry Keane, won't be able to save the day this time, i'll do it now so

[Flushdraw]

There a good game but I gave up on the 21:55 game as it goes on too long, but there super soft

I think Connie chopped that. He also chopped the €1k just there taking the lines share and cashed in another couple. Sick heater for him tonight. I chopped the €2k rebuy HU a little earlier for a monkey and tipp86 ousted me and Connie into 2nd and 3rd for a €200 Sunday ticket. Too many IPBers on Irish Eyes

Gl in it tony, just for the record my exit was a btn shove for 7 bb's with Q3 vs bb A6, but its a good game, going to play it a bit more often.

That's ul Keith. This is a game that's only been added about a month. Played it most nights i've been on and threatened to go deep a few times. Lost a chunk a few mins ago with AQ v K3. Sitting with 165k now 9/19 with blinds 6k/12k. Need some run good

[nicnicnic]

He really needs to stay off the coke(dont suit him) and if he not on summat... he SHOULD BE. fucking warpt

ah fair play to him - he fit so much into the interview, sexual harassment, racism and threatens to a disabled guy - it's quiet amazing.

[TheImprover]

I think Connie chopped that. He also chopped the €1k just there taking the lines share and cashed in another couple. Sick heater for him tonight. I chopped the €2k rebuy HU a little earlier for a monkey and tipp86 ousted me and Connie into 2nd and 3rd for a €200 Sunday ticket. Too many IPBers on Irish Eyes



That's ul Keith. This is a game that's only been added about a month. Played it most nights i've been on and threatened to go deep a few times. Lost a chunk a few mins ago with AQ v K3. Sitting with 165k now 9/19 with blinds 6k/12k. Need some run good

Can't seem to get my hands to hold on Irisheyes all week, went deep in a lot of games, was playing about 20-30 games a day but just could not run good when it mattered, so going to Irisheyes a rest for a bit, might get stuck in to ipoker for a few days even though I can't stand ipoker tbh but will give it a few days, just to break the ice a little.
Hope you tid now tony, glglgl

[Lord Sir Banter]

ah fair play to him - he fit so much into the interview, sexual harassment, racism and threatens to a disabled guy - it's quiet amazing.

Guy obviously had it coming.

[japeye]

ah fair play to him - he fit so much into the interview, sexual harassment, racism and threatens to a disabled guy - it's quiet amazing.

In devils head "she wanted it, the guy was black(not just a guy) and disabled chap started on me".

[Donkathon]

how deranged is devilfish

http://www.pokernews.com/video/wsop2...0074870001.htm

lol drugs are a helluva thing

[Donkathon]

Also loving this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

[eagle eye]

Please be true.

If thats a work thing that you cannot share with us at this time then I hope its true too.

[Flushdraw]

Can't seem to get my hands to hold on Irisheyes all week, went deep in a lot of games, was playing about 20-30 games a day but just could not run good when it mattered, so going to Irisheyes a rest for a bit, might get stuck in to ipoker for a few days even though I can't stand ipoker tbh but will give it a few days, just to break the ice a little.
Hope you tid now tony, glglgl

The tide will turn, keep plugging away.

1/7 in this game and running good. Need to finish Top 5 to break even for the week

$2.4k ftw, would be sweet and really good timing

Edit - Ughh 3/5 and disgustingly card dead. 2 bluffs gone wrong against the donk now chip leader

[dannydiamond]

If Arsenal get 20m+ sterling for him I think it's a result tbh. Especially if that money is re-invested. Nasri out, Mata in for a profit sounds like a fine bit of business to me.

I really want Mata at Liverpool! The lad looks the real deal.

I seriously doubt there'd be any profit in the above swap, I can't see Valencia accepting anything less than 20 mil for him. If a bidding war starts which seems likely then you can add another 5 million on.

[japeye]

The tide will turn, keep plugging away.

1/7 in this game and running good. Need to finish Top 5 to break even for the week

$2.4k ftw, would be sweet and really good timing

tid glgl, on the rail.

[Mellor]

LOL Devilfish - Needs lesson on proper coked off your head etiquete from Charlie Sheen

[Lord Sir Banter]

Roll up:

How many entrants will the main event get?

This year, with prizes.

[eagle eye]

Roll up:

How many entrants will the main event get?

This year, with prizes.

You need to change that first prize. Liverpool fans won't have anything to do with that thread otherwise I think.

[Lord Sir Banter]

You need to change that first prize. Liverpool fans won't have anything to do with that thread otherwise I think.

I'm a Liverpool fan, it's just a pack of playing cards and I didn't pay for them.
Most important, there are tits on them.

[eagle eye]

I'm a Liverpool fan, it's just a pack of playing cards and I didn't pay for them.
Most important, there are tits on them.

Lol sometimes I forget you are Rigger.

[Denny Crane]

Looks like full tilt is to be sold

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-online-poker-20110701,0,6054543.story

[Flushdraw]

tid glgl, on the rail.

Not much to see. So card dead and just looking for a spot for alex to give me all his chips so need a hand to trap him!

Such a sick bastarding A on the river when the 2 of them were allin. Robbed me of gtd 2nd place %$^£^"£^""£$ and end up finishing 3rd. Sick!

[japeye]

Not much to see. So card dead and just looking for a spot for alex to give me all his chips so need a hand to trap him!

ul flush. the other guy doubling up kinda fecked it, great run and wp.

[Theresa]

31 pairs of shoes. sigh

[Lord Sir Banter]

Looking at the dogtrust website, stumbled upon this one.

Icarus:

SPOILER

This one is called Ghost Train, what a boss.

SPOILER

[AndyFatBastard]

Please be true.

You looking forward to being a Paddy Power employee, Lloyd?

[Mellor]

Nah, this one is the best. Looks like a superhero. Even has a superhero name Mystery Dog

[Icarus152]

Looking at the dogtrust website, stumbled upon this one.

Icarus:

SPOILER

Lil SOB looks like he's persecuted too.

I'm sure this was posted here previously but worth a repost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

[Emmet]

Dear BBV,

I am a modern man, I wear woven boxers and don't skimp on them as small waistbands can ruin a good pair. I have M&S as my main contributor to the boxers drawer, with some Tommy Hilfiger and some Nautica thrown in as novelty items for the most part.

However, I am thinking of branching out into the "Classic Trunk" world, and require some general advice in this unknown market.

Any brands to steer clear of?
Do white boxers only make sense at night?
Is there any calls for some colour or does this ruin the "Classic" look?
How much can I expect to purchase said undies for?
I am a man of quadly proportions, will this make my sizing a bit difficult?
How do I avoid skidmarks?
Does anyone want to stake me into them?

kind regards,

Emmet

[Icarus152]

Do yisreali think so ?

Would Jew stop.

[Mellor]

Would Jew stop.

Knock Knock

[Icarus152]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

[AndyFatBastard]

Am I the only one who doesn't find the talking dog particularly funny?

[anymorejokes]

just home from the fitz eom now,

came a frustrating 14th for a mini cash. got crippled to 20k at the 2.5-5k level ran it up to 120k by the end of the level den doubled two shortstacks with AK and KK with 17 or so left to put be back low.

There was a 4 way chop made when i was leaving

[Kenny]

some of the best stand up iv seen in a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSms-1E34w

cant believe he's only 24

[Icarus152]

Am I the only one who doesn't find the talking dog particularly funny?

Gonna guess you're not a dog owner.

[mocata]

I know devilfish is a douche, but calling him a dog is being a bit mean

[Loopz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya7IhijXYUQ&feature=feedlik

[Wesley Harms]

I'm thinking it's pretty unlikely we're going to be able to have another day like yesterday again, tbh I think we could be beat

Get on to DBC he probably has like 500 accounts on facebook

[Keane]

Get on to DBC he probably has like 500 accounts on facebook

Don't know him, I was never around in the glory days of DBC. Even finding out about him is pretty tough, he's a figure shrouded in more mystery even than the mighty El Tren...

[Angry-Ball]

it looks like imf's man in new york, dominic strauss khann is all set to get away with the rape charge seems the prosecution even has trouble believing the victims story

[Emmet]

Post on some of the "wetsers" pages that you promise to get photos of all the wetsers you see in there on facebook the morning after.

Should get you 20/30 votes easy.

Think of ways that make the competition seem relevant to any of the "like" pages that you use, either the coppers angle or the Emerald Origins angle.

I'm gonna flyhack a load of facebook mails out to all the Americans I know tonight about it, what works for you works for Semibluff in this regard.

[Keane]

Post on some of the "wetsers" pages that you promise to get photos of all the wetsers you see in there on facebook the morning after.

Should get you 20/30 votes easy.

Think of ways that make the competition seem relevant to any of the "like" pages that you use, either the coppers angle or the Emerald Origins angle.

I'm gonna flyhack a load of facebook mails out to all the Americans I know tonight about it, what works for you works for Semibluff in this regard.

Yeah good idea, sound.

Greatly appreciate the help - I'm guessing a lot of the votes I got last night were down to you, nice one!

[Emmet]

absolutely not, I think I got ~ 7.

Weak effort, a productive day off tomorrow might help though.

[Zod]

ok, thinking on a bit about my writing project, I've decided to try 30 short stories instead of a novel.

Well, I'm going to write one tonight and if I think there's any substance I'll see if I can flesh it out. But most likely to be 30 short stories in 30 days.

I'll post some of them up as I go along.

I know they'll be terrible but it should be good to see if I can set myself a task like this and stick to it.

Still accepting story ideas.

[Emmet]

On subject of short stories, Roald Dahl's short stories are absolutely excellent.

In particular - The Ringer, and My Uncle Oswald

think they're part of "The Switch Bitch" which is a great collection.

Also, Short Stories are more craic anyway!

[Keane]

Oh lol, just remembered that just before I went to sleep last night I had a look in the camera folder on my phone and found a ~1 minute clip of myself and Hitchhiker trying to make an in-running trip report of how we ended up in Coppers after going for "one or two" with CourierCollie the Sunday before last.

We're sitting on some random staircase we've stumbled upon in the bowels of the club, I have absolutely no idea where it is. The final words before the vid cuts out are just after I've handed Hitch the camera to start the TR are him saying to me "ok, but for effect, I need you to go to the top of the stairs and walk down very coyly yeah? Like be really coy", and me saying "yeah no bother" like it's a great idea.

Bizarro, but I lold.

[The Situation]

On subject of short stories, Roald Dahl's short stories are absolutely excellent.

In particular - The Ringer, and My Uncle Oswald

think they're part of "The Switch Bitch" which is a great collection.

Also, Short Stories are more craic anyway!

IPB short story thread would be brilliant. Some great writers here...

[Emmet]

some serious characters to base stories on too...