Throw Keane a bone and change the BBV title imo.
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Few years ago when I was younger, maybe 22, 24, can not remember, I was in this night-club with few friends, so I am standing at the bar ordering another round of drinks, when I spot this woman at end of bar, she was about 45-48 age bracket but looked very classy, nice hair, shapely body, you know the works.
So anyway I slid over to her and start chatting, small talk, weather, work etc, buy her few drinks and have nice dance with her.
Get a seat now in cosy alcove, she then whispers in my ear if I would like "Sportsman Combo" ....... being a bit naive I ask her what sportsman combo was, she told me Threesome Mother/Daughter...........Wahaaaaaa ....you bet .......Few more drinks and then we are heading to here place, in front door,coat off ready for action, she shouts up stairs............................................ ..................................
SPOILERMother are you still awake ................................................:Last edited by greywolf; 30-06-11, 14:25.
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Has anyone asked the important question?
Can coppers do a good cauciasian?People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by DeadParrot View PostHas anyone asked the important question?
Can coppers do a good cauciasian?
I was like "fuck that" and ordered four Vodka and Kahluas.
It was unreal.
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Originally posted by Keane View PostAlso, finally got my own thread title...
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People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Zod View PostThinking of writing the book about a man having a midlife crisis who think's he's a wizard.
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Originally posted by Iago View PostI'm not sure my life is interesting enough to warrant a book tbhIs that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostZod, to paraphrase the great JG Ballard, Any fool can write a book but it takes a great genius to sell one.Is that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.
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Originally posted by Keane View PostLast time I remember asking for one they had no milk, you'd think anyone with a brain would have just said give us a Black Russian.
I was like "fuck that" and ordered four Vodka and Kahluas.
It was unreal.
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21
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Originally posted by ionapaul View PostI had my first Facebook friend cull last week - tried to get rid of all people that I didn't know well enough for them to have access to holiday photos, etc... Funnily enough it was mostly poker peeps that got the bullet; nice people all I'm sure but I don't actually know them really so it was time for them to go!Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostPhew still there
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Public Service doubters what do you make of this article? I haven't read it in full yet. My mate loves this economist and we've being debating this in the house the past week or two but he believes and that we have the best public service in Europe, maybe the world and increasing it will lead to more spending and more jobs.
Any sense being spoken?
I'll need to read it when I'm finished work.Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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New addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.
3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently
Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostNew addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.
Congratulations!You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostNew addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.
3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently
Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostNew addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.
3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently
Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.
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Originally posted by ionapaul View PostI had my first Facebook friend cull last week - tried to get rid of all people that I didn't know well enough for them to have access to holiday photos, etc... Funnily enough it was mostly poker peeps that got the bullet; nice people all I'm sure but I don't actually know them really so it was time for them to go!Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View PostI see I didn't make the cull
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Congrats RD
May all her nappies be wet and her teeth come togetherPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Donkathon View PostIts pretty obvious I havint gotten laid in a while
Has anyone else gotten a semi under the aprin the hair dressers use when cutting your hair
but my god she was smoken hothttp://mobro.co/zuroph
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostNew addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.
3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently
Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.
I was following much the same route around town on Tuesday, Chapters and the Hugh Lane are great.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by RasTa View PostPublic Service doubters what do you make of this article? I haven't read it in full yet. My mate loves this economist and we've being debating this in the house the past week or two but he believes and that we have the best public service in Europe, maybe the world and increasing it will lead to more spending and more jobs.
Any sense being spoken?
I'll need to read it when I'm finished work.
Link doesn't work. I mean it will obviously lead to more Government spending and more public service jobs but when you're already running a deficit how does he think that's a good idea?Last edited by Teddie; 30-06-11, 15:19.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostNew addition to the Duke family made an appearance yesterday, Aoibheann.
3.5 Kilos, which makes you a middleweight contender apparently
Also got to hang around town all day waiting for a bed; breakfast, an hour buying books in Chapters, Hugh Lane Gallery, lunch, watching Federer in the Gresham, saw a hawk floating over the city which was cool - pretty much a perfect day.http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by Teddie View PostLink doesn't work. I mean it will obviously lead to more Government spending and more public service jobs but when you're already running a deficit how does he think that's a good idea?
Hes delusional.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Keane View PostAoibheann!?
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostMichael Taft is a political and economics researcher for an Irish Trade Union
we employ employ thousands of teachers and assistants in universal early childhood education providing thousands of places. Why would this add to growth?
- Because the ‘cuts’ would have minimal deflationary impact
- Because the extra jobs would increase demand, raise tax revenue and reduce unemployment costsLast edited by Teddie; 30-06-11, 15:37.
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Congrates RDIII. The meaning of the name Aoibheann is Fair Radiance. Nice
I wanted to call my daughter Clare Sky, because it was a beautiful day out side, wife said No Chance
When I was in America I met a few native Indian, one guy I remember was called "Man two buckets"when inquired about his strange name he told me he was the youngest of twins and got the name when his father looked out and the first thing he saw was man with two buckets .....so it stuck, his twin brother is not so fortunate, he got calledSPOILERTwo Dogs Fucking
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Originally posted by greywolf View PostCongrates RDIII. The meaning of the name Aoibheann is Fair Radiance. Nice
I wanted to call my daughter Clare Sky, because it was a beautiful day out side, wife said No Chance
When I was in America I met a few native Indian, one guy I remember was called "Man two buckets"when inquired about his strange name he told me he was the youngest of twins and got the name when his father looked out and the first thing he saw was man with two buckets .....so it stuck, his twin brother is not so fortunate, he got calledSPOILERTwo Dogs Fucking
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Originally posted by Keane View PostIPB is currently entrenched in an increasingly bitter internet war with what appears to be a Japanese girl named Aoibheann (just to save you time getting up to speed).
Should I start banging my head off the wall now or is worth a link?"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostMe neither, GFY
Congratulations Stunty - lovely name as well IMO.
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Originally posted by Megatron View PostKeane I think a few of her mates may have voted twice or 3 times. I suggest a similar strategy from anyone here.
It's not cricket in a competition that's basically designed to help promote an IPBers business, I don't encourage it.
Now if we could get our hands on Boyle's database of username and passwords a few thousand of those can surely be matched to facebook accounts
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