Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[flushjee]

There's a freeware app called "Unlocker" that you can download. Once you've installed it right click on the folder you're not able to delete, hit unlocker and a little window will pop up which will let you unlock and delete the folder.

After that you need to run a full virus scan with Windows Security software and download and scan with malware bytes anti-malware as well at a minimum.

I'd be getting onto Stars asap and putting a freeze on the account or something too.

Cheers, already done most of that. The thing Im really shitting it about is my mam's laptop, she accesses paypal / ebay so I hope there not breached somehow.

[RasTa]

Cheers, already done most of that. The thing Im really shitting it about is my mam's laptop, she accesses paypal / ebay so I hope there not breached somehow.

Actually just read that again, I'd change your PayPal password from the mothers laptop just to be sure.

[Wesley Harms]

Lol at that Weisner one mentioning online players and leaving out Jungleman

[davepoke/her]

So Im lying in bed, my computer is on, next thing I know the mouse on my screen starts moving, mutes my sound, then opens poker stars and goes to cashier. So am I fucked ye? I tried to download a cracked version of poker tracker which I think could be the problem. I deleted it all apart from the folder itself, which contains an empty crack folder. When I try deleting it I get the error message "The action can't be completed because the folder or a file in it is open in another program", but nothing else is open.

Any ideas?


Will stuff I logged into previously be in trouble? Like bank details? My mam is going mad cause she thinks the laptop will be breached as well, since it is on the same Internet connection. Is that possible?

Get a new mouse, the one you have is clearly haunted.

[Midnitekowby]

from pokernews.com

A Craps Story Not Involving T.J. Cloutier
Two poker pros from Argentina have been sued by The Wynn Casino in Las Vegas for their illicit methods at the craps table. Team PokerStars member Leo Fernandez and former PokerStars sponsored pro Veronica Dabul were arrested on July 18 for illegally winning close to $700,000, and the Wynn has filed papers to recoup its losses.
The duo, which frequently visited the crap tables at The Wynn, has been accused of “dice sliding,” a technique in which a thrower supposedly slides the dice down the table so that the desired number, generally a six, remains face up. They are suspected of working with several unidentified customers, possibly as part of a team, who placed bets or distracted dealers to increase their chances of winning.
According to the suit, Wynn surveillance tapes from July 17 show Dabul and Fernandez playing craps from 10:37 p.m. to midnight, with Fernandez allegedly sliding the dice at least seven times without placing a single bet.
"It's not a common form of cheating because it involves a considerable amount of skill and practice," said Jerry Markling of the Nevada Gaming Control Board.
Dabul was released after two days in the Clark County Detention Center. Fernandez spent about a week in custody before being turned over to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Service.

[TheImprover]

So Im lying in bed, my computer is on, next thing I know the mouse on my screen starts moving, mutes my sound, then opens poker stars and goes to cashier. So am I fucked ye? I tried to download a cracked version of poker tracker which I think could be the problem. I deleted it all apart from the folder itself, which contains an empty crack folder. When I try deleting it I get the error message "The action can't be completed because the folder or a file in it is open in another program", but nothing else is open.

Any ideas?


Will stuff I logged into previously be in trouble? Like bank details? My mam is going mad cause she thinks the laptop will be breached as well, since it is on the same Internet connection. Is that possible?

Have you got team viewer downloaded? If so someone could be after hacking into it, I could be way off but you never know

[oleras]

where can i find out who won a tournament on betfair ?

[oleras]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Sean O' Brien.

[pgodkin]

There is no excuse for watching the Apprentice this year, would yiz ever cop the fuck on.
Its the Bill Cullen show FFS!

Kill everyone.... Can't think of the other!! Was looking for a copy of the other if anyone know's cany cousin that has it!!

[Mr.Plough]

Fuck sake just read through the last 5 pages of bbv and it was the archive

[Emmet]

Mike Sherry on his way to New Zealand in case Best can't make it through to next weekend's game.

Cronin starting vs a Welsh Lineout containing the 6'9" Charteris gives me the heebie jeebies.

[AndyFatBastard]

So Im lying in bed, my computer is on, next thing I know the mouse on my screen starts moving, mutes my sound, then opens poker stars and goes to cashier. So am I fucked ye? I tried to download a cracked version of poker tracker which I think could be the problem. I deleted it all apart from the folder itself, which contains an empty crack folder. When I try deleting it I get the error message "The action can't be completed because the folder or a file in it is open in another program", but nothing else is open.

Any ideas?


Will stuff I logged into previously be in trouble? Like bank details? My mam is going mad cause she thinks the laptop will be breached as well, since it is on the same Internet connection. Is that possible?

Bloody hell. I wouldn't take any chances with just using antivirus programs. A complete reformat is required here. Take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

SPOILER

Your mum's laptop should be ok, though.

In future, just pay for the fucking software. It's worth it.

[Megatron]

$5 on stars to the person who amuses me most by mocking Corbett.

Poems, limericks, pictures anything.

You need to pick a winner and pay up.

Megatron's dream babe

Corbett gave me a lift to Kerry
I would have been better off flying to Derry
He went by cork just to piss me off
Then stopped in macdonalds if that wasnt enough

Wouldnt let me smoke in the car
but then he had one when we drove a far
what a prick he turned out to be
Killarney I thought I never would see

The clock it ticked for me to see
the main event was starting at three
I knew that i was gonna be late
that Ciaren Corbett had decided my fate

The final straw was when he stopped the car
And demanded a Picture for all to see
Him, eshan and poor old me

SPOILER

CORBETT IS A CUNT!!!!!!!!




what do i win

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[Strewelpeter]

where can i find out who won a tournament on betfair ?

OPR

[Strewelpeter]

^^^^^
Feels like I just signed a post fraudulently

[V for Vendetta]

Mike Sherry on his way to New Zealand in case Best can't make it through to next weekend's game.

Cronin starting vs a Welsh Lineout containing the 6'9" Charteris gives me the heebie jeebies.

We need to accept that Cronin will be starting and pray that the first few throws go well for him. If they do then he'll go fine. The only question about Best is will he be able to play on Saturday week if needed. I'd prefer to start Cronin then a half fit Best and risk him doing more damage

Every team is carrying knocks at this stage and it's just a matter of patching up as we go from here on in. Ross and Healy's continued good health is still more directly crucial then any other player for me....

[AndyFatBastard]

Put the max possible (lol €23.20) on Cameron saying 'Human Rights Act' in his Tory Conference speech tomorrow in this market:

http://sports.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/politics/tory-conference/2011-tory-conference-specials-e215381826

The Human Rights Act has been a buzzword for the last few days amongst the party faithful to the right (quite fantastically they want to abolish the Human Rights Act!), so expecting a sop to them from Cameron tomorrow.

This is such a fucking joke. They can't pick and choose their human rights A La Carte. They're either adhering to the terms of the convention they signed or not. Cunts.

[Strewelpeter]

I can't believe that people would be dumb enough to run cracked versions of HEM PT or for that matter anything else on a computer that you would have any passwords and log ons for anything financial.

At this stage there isn't any excuse for that kind silliness you really don't deserve to have money... Who steals PT anyway

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[Angry-Ball]

So Im lying in bed, my computer is on, next thing I know the mouse on my screen starts moving, mutes my sound, then opens poker stars and goes to cashier. So am I fucked ye? I tried to download a cracked version of poker tracker which I think could be the problem. I deleted it all apart from the folder itself, which contains an empty crack folder. When I try deleting it I get the error message "The action can't be completed because the folder or a file in it is open in another program", but nothing else is open.

Any ideas?


Will stuff I logged into previously be in trouble? Like bank details? My mam is going mad cause she thinks the laptop will be breached as well, since it is on the same Internet connection. Is that possible?

seriously dude, you have got to stop smoking that shit

[Flushdraw]

Poor little fella lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw

[pgodkin]

I can't believe that people would be dumb enough to run cracked versions of HEM PT or for that matter anything else on a computer that you would have any passwords and log ons for anything financial.

At this stage there isn't any excuse for that kind silliness you really don't deserve to have money... Who steals PT anyway

have to agree with this, PT give's you a free 30 day trial as well no excuse, HM also has a low stake's version @ a cheaper rate as well

[Keane]

Won't be to everyone's taste, but this is a really nice article that talks about some of the many experiments going on at the CERN LHC.

Stuff is explained at an easy enough to follow high-level, and there are some great links to get more detail from as well.

[greywolf]

What do have they in common ??


Arsene Wenger

Brigitte Bardot

SPOILER

Both french and look after defenseless creatures

[oleras]

OPR

They dont report on betfair afaik, just want to see who won a tourney sat night, have someone telling me they won it but i have my doubts, not sure of their username either...

[Strewelpeter]

They dont report on betfair afaik, just want to see who won a tourney sat night, have someone telling me they won it but i have my doubts, not sure of their username either...

Yea Betfair is included, just search ongame... I don't know for sure if you can find the tourny without a username though.

what tournament was it, I was in a few so might be able to find it

[pgodkin]

They dont report on betfair afaik, just want to see who won a tourney sat night, have someone telling me they won it but i have my doubts, not sure of their username either...

sharkscope??? i think they do betfair results, won't be able to tell u the tourny but you should see a big upshot on there graph!

[TheDrunkenOne]

went for a shower......it ceased working after 30 secs ..restart.. ceases after 30 secs

while drying off.....all lights upstairs go off

make a wee snack and load dishwasher...

switch on dishwasher.......wont operate

going back to bed ....as suggested by wife....alone

[Iago]

Arrived in Vegas at around 10pm yesterday evening, up since 6am yesterday morning. Just got my 2nd (3rd) wind and still going strong. Have consumed half a bottlen of champagne and at least a bottle of JD so far. Its all going swimmingly

Its always Black btw

[flushjee]

Have you got team viewer downloaded? If so someone could be after hacking into it, I could be way off but you never know

I do yes, that was the first thing I checked, but no one was connected. Think Ill just restore when Im home

[pgodkin]

went for a shower......it ceased working after 30 secs ..restart.. ceases after 30 secs

while drying off.....all lights upstairs go off

make a wee snack and load dishwasher...

switch on dishwasher.......wont operate

going back to bed ....as suggested by wife....alone

tilting wife needed in this spot, i suggest coming back in room to get laptop and talk to your self about which pron site you will want to vist when you get back up stairs!!

SPOILER

being married

SPOILER

Easy Game

[amberleaf]

We need to accept that Cronin will be starting and pray that the first few throws go well for him. If they do then he'll go fine. The only question about Best is will he be able to play on Saturday week if needed. I'd prefer to start Cronin then a half fit Best and risk him doing more damage

Every team is carrying knocks at this stage and it's just a matter of patching up as we go from here on in. Ross and Healy's continued good health is still more directly crucial then any other player for me....

think cronin has to start at this stage,if best was to start you would think thay he would be well tested,and if he had to come off after 30 min or so, think it would be a big ask for cronin to come off the bench and get up to the pace of the game,can be sure the welsh forwards would try and take advantage of that in a big way,fair nuff any advantage in the scrum we might have had, is more than likely gone,but i think its more on par with the welsh than a disadvantage.would think paul o connell will sort out the irish line outs with him, and in fairness to him,he's has a bit of pace as well.tbh not the worst thing that could have happened,and still think ireland will get the better of this welsh team

[TheDrunkenOne]

quick check of EPT London draw.....not many Irish left

Here is the seat draw for Day 4 of EPT London. 62 players remain.

1 1 Marvin Rettenmaier Germany 365,500
1 2 Laurence Houghton UK PokerStars player 292,000
1 3 Anatoly Gurtovoy Russia PokerStars qualifier 103,500
1 4 Ioannis Beris Greece PokerStars qualifier 183,500
1 5 Ramon Demon Cserei Romania PokerStars qualifier 228,000
1 6 Basile Yaiche France 756,500
1 7 Sakari Setala Finland 37,500
1 8 Andries Swart Netherlands PokerStars qualifier 300,500

2 1 James Wilson USA 169,000
2 2 Arvi Vainionkulma Finland 122,000
2 3 Kevin Iacofano USA 623,500
2 4 Steven Kelly USA 423,500
2 5 Andre Klebanov Germany 618,000
2 6 Scott Shelley UK 319,500
2 7 Juan Manuel Pastor Spain Team PokerStars Pro 475,000
2 8 Kyle Cheong Australia PokerStars qualifier 462,000

3 1 Dermot Blain UK PokerStars player 263,000
3 2 Adria Balaguer Spain 710,000
3 3 Tobias Revenas Sweden PokerStars Passport qualifier 260,000
3 4 Raffaele Gerbi Italy 402,500
3 5 Barny Boatman UK 116,500
3 6 Ivan Tan Zhong Wei Singapore PokerStars qualifier 192,500
3 7 Salvatore Bonavena Italy Team PokerStars Pro 133,500
3 8 Jeremy Kottler USA 416,500

4 1 Hugo Loureiro Portugal 452,500
4 2 Joao Barbosa Portugal 46,000
4 3 Julien Burnay France PokerStars qualifier 148,500
4 4 Daniel Rowlands UK 138,500
4 5 Aadam Daya Canada 103,000
4 6 Pascal Hartmann Germany PokerStars qualifier 269,000
4 7 Daniel Neilson Australia 305,500
4 8 Jonathan Layani France 502,000

12 1 Barry O'Callaghan Ireland PokerStars qualifier 77,000
12 2 Neil Pearce UK PokerStars qualifier 690,500
12 3 Per Hildebrand Sweden 141,000
12 4 John Gale UK 83,500
12 5 Paul Foltyn UK 284,500
12 6 Justas Semaska Lithuania 317,000
12 7 Roberto Romanello UK 293,500
12 8 James Mitchell UK 1,071,500

13 1 Sebastian Blom Sweden 337,500
13 2 Christopher Mcclung Canada PokerStars Passport qualifier 133,500
13 3 Andreas Munoz Spain 261,000
13 4 Mattias Bergstrom Sweden 410,000
13 5 Martins Adeniya UK 786,800
13 6 Hui Chen-Kuo China 165,000
13 7 Jamie Rosen USA PokerStars player 416,500

14 1 Stanislav Koleno Slovakia PokerStars qualifier 330,500
14 2 Matthijs Remie Netherlands PokerStars qualifier 732,500
14 3 Humberto Brenes Costa Rica Team PokerStars Pro 163,000
14 4 Miroslav Benes Czech Republic PokerStars qualifier 132,000
14 5 Sandor Demjan Hungary 691,000
14 6 Aleksi Savela Finland PokerStars Passport qualifier 282,500
14 7 Benny Spindler Germany PokerStars player 570,000

48 1 Nicolas Cardyn France 62,000
48 2 Paul Vas Nunes UK PokerStars player 171,000
48 3 Benjamin Jenkins UK PokerStars player 721,000
48 4 Spiro Con Tzerefos Australia PokerStars qualifier 1
48 5 Ana Marquez Spain Team PokerStars Pro 175,500
48 6 Sam Macdonald UK 860,000
48 7 Fowzi Baroukh UK 82,500
48 8 Stephen O'Dwyer USA 194,500

[Wesley Harms]

You need to pick a winner and pay up.

Very poor stuff there Lads. Sat Nav by far made the best effort but no humiliation was brought upon Corbett.

Im doubling the amount to $10 as none of the above suitably amused me.

So, now it's $10 on stars to someone who can amuse me by mocking Corbett.

Everyone is entitled to re enter

[AndyFatBastard]

There are two attractive women in my office today! What kind of IT operations centre is this???

[Wesley Harms]

There are two attractive women in my office today! What kind of IT operations centre is this???

Do I have to spell it out to you what we are looking for

[Strewelpeter]

LOL the jokes on Finkel if he thinks people are going to turn on the king of the internet for 10 bucks

[Wombatman]

[DeadParrot]

Yeah, but you missed the part where we can make money out of their scumbaginess

They really are a despicable party in fairness.

Spending their time talking about eliminating the 50% tax rate while putting students on £40,000 debt and the likes of yourself on modest enough wages paying about 34% between NI and income tax not even getting a mention.

Heard a Tory guy talking on a tv show about the Human Rights Act preventing them sending home convicted foreign criminals. Presenter mentioned that in most of those cases the criminals had British children who would also be forced to go to a country they weren't a citizen of. The Tory guy was saying that the kids should have to go aswell i.e. suggesting that even if their passport suggests British they aren't 'real' Brits.

niec summary of the debacle here

http://www.butireaditinthepaper.co.uk/2011/10/02/david-cameron-human-rights-and-the-daily-mail/

[tylerdurden94]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

[dazzler]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

Ban please

[Strewelpeter]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

Sean O'Brien is a man who kills two stones with the one bird.

[Frossach]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

what?

http://www.independent.ie/sport/rugby/world-cup/irish-news/obriens-raw-power-a-match-for-welsh-menace-warburton-2894712.html

[greywolf]

[Megatron]

LOL the jokes on Finkel if he thinks people are going to turn on the king of the internet for 10 bucks

He is obviously no going to pay out on this.

I'll ship Sat Nav the $5 I promised but I am out after this.

I dont want to get caught up in a scandal when he Welshes.

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[ArmaniJeans]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

SOB is now up there with POC, ROG and BOD as one of our best TLAs.

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[The Situation]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

When everyone else goes to Tenerife on holidays, Sean O' Brien goes to elevenerife.

[Solskjaer]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

`Pardon my unparlimentary language but Fk you BBV, FK you

[amberleaf]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

think the story is that brian o driscoll was on honeymoon in the midlands and he spotted this falla working in the fields,so he walked over,unhooked him from the plough he was pulling at the time,gave him a funny looken ball and told him to run.........hasnt stopped yet apparently!

[Keane]

When Seán O'Brien hears people making tired Chuck Norris jokes about him he tells them to STFU because they're shit.

[Wesley Harms]

Where was the mocking of Corbett in 'the Sat Nav poem.

I'll ship her the $5 so, next one will only be paid out if significant humiliation of Corbett is achieved

[Megatron]

Where was the mocking of Corbett in 'the Sat Nav poem.

I'll ship her the $5 so, next one will only be paid out if significant humiliation of Corbett is achieved

Is it still $10 for todays winner?

[V for Vendetta]

Here you go Danny to put you out of your misery.

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...stcount=106069

[Wesley Harms]

Is it still $10 for todays winner?

At least, if I feel the humiliation warrants it I may increase said reward

[amberleaf]

Who the fuck is Sean O Brien? Keep seeing people reference him.

HE'S SAM WARBURTONS WORST NIGHTMARE

[Megatron]

At least, if I feel the humiliation warrants it I may increase said reward

You should start at $50 or something to really get people into it.