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Buddhism is the nut religion imo.Originally posted by Keane View PostReligion is a load of bollocks anywayOfficial Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015Comment
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Shit got real for those dudesOriginally posted by Opr View PostDOJ obtains warrants to seize assets of Lederer, Ferguson and Furst.
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No need to be antineutrino, I'll try again taumorrow he said, yesterday.
Sorry, said the barman, we don't serve muons.
A neutrino walks into the barLast edited by Zod; 23-09-11, 17:09.Is that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.Comment
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Its been many a Muon since I've heard that one.Originally posted by Zod View PostOfficial Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015Comment
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you feeling brave today son?Originally posted by Keane View PostReligion is a load of bollocks anywayComment
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This guy is pretty amazing. I was convinced he was lip syncingPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
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Sat into 3 of todays wcoops, the 530x2 played it and gone within 2 hrs, cant justify played the 1k with my bankroll so unfortunately withdrew, unless i bink another. Huge value in these sats but they can be heart breaking at times as FD has encountered!..
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Originally posted by zuutroy View Post
People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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American girls call all of us anteaters.Comment
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4 is the best season of tv of any show ever.Originally posted by ghostface ste View PostOriginally posted by ArmaniJeansComment
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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What if people bought cars like they buy computers?
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - but imagine if they did...
Helpline:
"General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer:
"I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"
Helpline:
"Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Customer:
"What's an ignition?"
Helpline:
"It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."
Customer:
"Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"
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Helpline:
"General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer:
"My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
Helpline:
"Is the gas tank empty?"
Customer:
"Huh? How do I know?"
Helpline:
"There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle pointing?"
Customer:
"I see an 'E' but no 'F'."
Helpline:
"You see the 'E' and just to the right is the 'F'."
Customer:
"No, just to the right of the first 'E' is a 'V'."
Helpline:
"A 'V'?!?"
Customer:
"Yeah, there's a 'C', an 'H', the first 'E', then a 'V', followed by 'R', 'O', 'L' ..."
Helpline:
"No, no, no sir! That's the front of the car. When you sit behind the steering wheel, that's the panel I'm talking about."
Customer:
"That steering wheel thingy -- Is that the round thing that honks the horn?"
Helpline:
"Yes, among other things."
Customer:
"The needle's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?"
Helpline:
"It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."
Customer:
"What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"
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Helpline:
"General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer:
"Your cars suck!"
Helpline:
"What's wrong?"
Customer:
"It crashed, that's what went wrong!"
Helpline:
"What were you doing?"
Customer:
"I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't even start up!"
Helpline:
"I'm sorry, sir, but it's your responsibility if you misuse the product."
Customer:
"Misuse it? I was just following this damned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in 'D' and press the accelerator pedal. That's exactly what I did -- now the damn thing's crashed."
Helpline:
"Did you read the entire operator's manual before operating the car sir?"
Customer:
"What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn't work!"
Helpline:
"Didn't you attempt to slow down so you wouldn't crash?"
Customer:
"How do you do THAT?"
Helpline:
"You said you read the entire manual, sir. It's on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator."
Customer:
"Well, I don't have all day to sit around and read this manual you know."
Helpline:
"Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?"
Customer:
"I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won't crash anymore!"
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Helpline:
"General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer:
"Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."
Helpline:
"Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"
Customer:
"How do I work it?"
Helpline:
"Do you know how to drive?"
Customer:
"Do I know how to what?"
Helpline:
"Do you know how to DRIVE?"
Customer:
"I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"Comment
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Just noticed this post in the WSOP Coverage thread. Would be a shame not to repost it here for people not following! btw, Tony Hachem was acting like a cunt in a hand v Ben lamb hence we are wasting our time talking about the tosser
Originally posted by peterswellmanKeith Hawkins aka The Camel posted a cracker on 2+2.
Much love. He got dropped by Stars recently too.I saw him playing a SNG.
Thought I'd have some fun.
Me: "OMG! It's Tony Hachem! You are my favourite player!"
Him "Hi, how are you going?"
Me "Wow, I'm so excited, you crush souls man!"
Him "tyty"
Me "I love watching you on television, you are the best!"
Him "I do my best lol"
Me "I was so happy when you won the WSOP Main Event!"
Him "Actually, that was my brother"
Me "So, what have you won then?"
He stopped talking to me
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Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.Comment
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Who's helping Danny blog over on that site. Shoddy stuff. I'm getting tilted for silly reasons
Ax2x is not the second nuts on a 345 flop
Qx9x is most certainly not thr nuts on a KdJd10x4d board.Comment
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Or when Tom Kitt got knocked out on a 10x 10x 9x board (villian had 8d7d) he and another guy both had a9 for trip 9's, is it a team event?Originally posted by The Hurricane View PostComment
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did they get 400 player today?Comment
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I've had to block that Mahony kid on facebook, if I see the word sick written in a status anymore I'll freak out.
Yes, a lot of stuff is tilting me todayComment
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You not answering your phone is tilting me you wildebeestOriginally posted by The Hurricane View PostOriginally posted by ArmaniJeansComment
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Anyone got any info or a live tracking site that works on this UARS sattelite thats supposed to come down tonight??Comment
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yup for the 1k, set v tp, runner flush... few off it but would of been chippy.Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostComment
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Ha ya ive noticed that. Happy guy so he is.Originally posted by The Hurricane View PostPm for rakeback dealsComment
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.Comment
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it'd be one hell of a thing to witness and/or find a piece of!Originally posted by dannydiamond View PostWorried?
Kinda curious myself tbh!Comment
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But did he eat blaas?Originally posted by Icarus152 View PostMay you live in interesting times!Comment
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Last I heard it's supposed to be passing over here at 2.30am +/- 30min. Might be worth looking out if your up around then. Estimates on when it actually enters the atmosphere are lotto territoryOriginally posted by Zuroph View Post
Last edited by ComradeCollie; 23-09-11, 21:11.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.Comment
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Had a SICK week at school - for The Hurricane
Doesn't take much to piss you off huh?Originally posted by The Hurricane View Post
I have never noticed any of his updates. It really isn't a hanging offence though really
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I now know how a dog feels when it gets neutered
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The Hurricane is not a happy camper at all these days.Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View Post
Was having a nostalgia moment watching this vid, then I began to worry that she may look like Sinead O'Connor now days. So far I have resisted the urge to google.
Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.Comment
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I'm having this on going friendly row with an anti Norris friend of mine, he argues he can't vote for Norris because he once heard him call a US Republican senator 'Sweetie' on Newstalk, I keep telling him he's a Col. Frank Fitts type homophobe, I texted him this yesterday lunchtime....
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i doubt it. he never had a choice!!Originally posted by Jackyback View PostI now know how a dog feels when it gets neutered
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No more kids for Fran then?Originally posted by Jackyback View PostI now know how a dog feels when it gets neutered
Is it as painful as I imagine it to be?We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.Comment
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god dam blow upamentsComment
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Her sky-ness
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Was anyone watching the Late Late, did Outbreak get a mention?!?!Comment
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Briefly, for the give away they mocked up a pic of Terry Wogan as a zombie and asked who it was.Originally posted by Zuroph View Post
I only saw the last 30 mins of the show so it could have been mentioned earlier.Comment
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Who was it?Originally posted by coillcam View PostI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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A small mention is still awesome stuff, word really has spread! delighted!
its 1 hour 30 in, the contestant was that clown who jumped in with the dub team after the win...Comment
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Blocking people on Facebook?Originally posted by The Hurricane View Post
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I can't say much though. I definitely drive people nuts with some of my statuses :/Comment
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Why would I try having a baby knowing it's not possible?Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Posttry having a baby!!!!
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Would you try having a vasectomy?Last edited by dannydiamond; 24-09-11, 01:25.We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.Comment
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Will the Fitz keep a bag at reception for a 'non regular'?We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.Comment
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