Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Lazare]

Working at a beach party tonight in Milltown Kildare, place is gonna be full of bikini clad women, can't wait

Had the maddest thing happen last night in work. There was this stunning looking 19 year old girl, she had just turned 19 at midnight so naturally was celebrating, hitting shots and what not.

I asked her was she getting anything nice for her birthday, and she says 'my boyfriend got me a tatoo'.

'Give us a look' I said quite innocently obv assuming it was on her back or something.

She pulls her mini skirt above her waist and pulls her red panties to the side to show me this tatoo one inch away from her fanny. I almost had a heart attack.

I've no idea what the tattoo looked like.

[ghostface]

What you doing Laz, barman, bouncer or some such?

[Zod]

I've no idea what the tattoo looked like.

Insert Coin ->

[Zod]

What you doing Laz, barman, bouncer or some such?

Lounge singer.

[MegaSin]

I've no idea what the tattoo looked like.

NSFW

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[Donkathon]

NSFW

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I lol'd

[Zod]

any interst in beer at some stage next month?

[Lazare]

What you doing Laz, barman, bouncer or some such?

Me a bouncer, lol, you have seen the size of me?

Barman

[ArmaniJeans]

The GAA (or maybe its the TV companies) mess up every year with the games they choose to show.
We get to see about 80% of the anaemic Leinster quarter final, Connacht SemiFinal provincial borefests.

Yet there was 8 win or bust qualifiers yesterday, loads of them interesting games and only one was televised.

[sligoboi]

Worked at a wedding in a marquee on an island last night. It was full of hot Spanish wimins looking for their own dreamy Irish man...

Number of fannies seen: 0

[Zod]

Me a bouncer, lol, you have seen the size of me?

Barman

you could be the skinny head bouncer that stands over the others saying "ok lads, I think you've kicked him enough"

[Trippie]

Update from colombia, actually love this place, ended up going on the beer in the slums again, played some crazy game where you throw a rock at a board with clay in it, it has targets which explode if you hit them,genius idea tbh. my mate was the first white girl ever in the place, they bring you out a crate of beers and a bottle opener and you work away yourself. the toilet is in the middle of the room,much hilarity ensued. then went to bogota's version of coppers, full of locals, bottles of rum for 13 quid and loads of salsa. a 40yr old colombian woman said that the gringo can dance. all in all a great day/night.

[Keane]

any interst in beer at some stage next month?

Yessir.

[Keane]

The GAA (or maybe its the TV companies) mess up every year with the games they choose to show.
We get to see about 80% of the anaemic Leinster quarter final, Connacht SemiFinal provincial borefests.

Yet there was 8 win or bust qualifiers yesterday, loads of them interesting games and only one was televised.

+1, they insist on showing the same perceived "big games" every year, oblivious to the fact that 90% of people not sick of seeing Galway and Mayo trying to bore each other into submission will be at the game, while you have so many interesting ties going on that are ignored.

[Keane]

Well done, good call.

Cheers, I could explain it in detail later if you're interested and people wouldn't just think it's aftertiming!

[rounders123]

Anyone have a golf link?. Garcia and Larazabal in a playoff.

[Zod]

commentators fucking tilting.

[Emmet]

Anyone have a golf link?. Garcia and Larazabal in a playoff.

http://www.veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4da777390d021

Garcia playing here but only on the 14th...

[Guest]

PS Fk Off Jo Whiley....and the Cnt with the Beard and Hat.

Hate the BBC2 guys trying to out cool each other about who they've seen

Jesus it gets worse

The presenters really do ruin BBC outside broadcasts

On the radio, daddies little girl radio presenters kissing the arses of people called Tarquin about "how they really get Glastonbury" after they tell their "after our gig, I got a bit wet amongst hoi polloi" story

play a snippet of a song

followed by the next call and response of a band telling their standing in mud story...

BBC really has disappeared up it's own arse

angry music section of the hard-drive here I come

[rounders123]

http://www.veetle.com/index.php/chan...#4da777390d021

Garcia playing here but only on the 14th...

Thats not live. Thats sometime during rd4.

[ghostface]

O'Gara is going to get sent off at this rate, think a change is needed. Did play a great ball to Connelly for a goal chance. Brogans on song. Someone needs to stop Doyle at midfield tho

[ghostface]

Cheers, I could explain it in detail later if you're interested and people wouldn't just think it's aftertiming!

You're up in the movie thread Keane

[Keane]

Kildare's forward line without Doyle looks very lightweight.

That sub who's after coming on for them wouldn't make the fourth or fifth forward line for Kerry or Cork.

[MrsFlushdraw]

I was taking things off my HTC Desire, I decided to get all the photos and videos I had taken off of the phone and on to my laptop. While doing it I got 2 severe threats! I have a screenshot from MS security essentials to show.

Anyone know if my phone is compromised in any way? I had AVG running on it so thought my phone was safe enough.

I only use the phone for browsing IPB and use on FB. Not much more.

Any help would be appreciated thanks

[Keane]

You're up in the movie thread Keane

Oh ok, thanks man I'll get on it.

[KevIRL]

lolFootball, what a crock. Bow down to your superior Hurling overlords.

[Keane]

lolFootball, what a crock. Bow down to your superior Hurling overlords.

This inferiority complex hurling fans have is gas.

Football fans seem to be able to enjoy watching both sports, sweet deal for us!

[Zod]

while we wait for the second half, lets look at very bad versions of "Smells like teen spirit"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlsPOnxzfk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0ANrgGp70

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9mCFv5bC1M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k

[ghostface]

O'Gara is going to get sent off at this rate, think a change is needed. Did play a great ball to Connelly for a goal chance. Brogans on song. Someone needs to stop Doyle at midfield tho

Chap is not a football player, muppet

[Icarus152]

Lol Zod,they are revoltiltating,especially the Paul Anka one.I always like Willie Nelson's cover.Pity it's so short.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9YQYBfE8E4

[ghostface]

Can't access ipb from comp only from phone very annoying

[islander32]

much better game than 1st one... galway were pathetic, mayo just a little better....
Dublin's spirit will be tested now they're down to 14

[Zod]

lol, kildare player not making an effort to go for the ball, obstructs alan Brogan from going for the ball. ref standing right in front of it and allows play to go on.

[ghostface]

Alan Brogan looks knackered now, need a few subs on

[Zod]

"there was 3 kildare guys, but there entitled to have 23 guys there" the really aren't.

[Bubbleking]

a close game in croke park

everyone involved in the Dublin set up including management are about to hop on the shit yourself express

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[eagle eye]

You just reminded me of the Flying Pickets who I like a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK7-YTRuFgk

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[ghostface]

A player dragging another player is not a foul, commentator is a fucking twat.

[Bubbleking]

Also lol at the ref giving dub every soft free on the go

[eagle eye]

Quick betting q: on lucky 15, only one winner, but one non runner - do I still get the 3 times odds for one winner bonus?

Wouldn't think so because you have two winning bets. A single and a double which is a single with the non-runner.

[Dice75]

Is there much left in the Dublin game? Lot of gambling syndicate winnings reliant on Dublin

10 mins - 3 points up & down a man. Fun times ahead

[Bubbleking]

I think this ref has seen his last action this summer

[coillcam]

This inferiority complex hurling fans have is gas.

Football fans seem to be able to enjoy watching both sports, sweet deal for us!

Lol, inferiority me hole. More like superiority complex.

I remember working with a lad from Dublin who told me he was a big GAA head. I thought cool, at least someone here who likes a bit of hurling. When I quizzed him on hurling all he could turn around say was "Nah, not that shite. I hate that game of bogball that all yiz boggers play"

I was drinking recently with a guy who won a minor all ireland back in 95 for Westmeath, who also was at one stage rivaling BOD for a berth in the blackrock rugby team as a nipper. He told me hurling was one game that you had to be a real man to play and that he was always to much of a wimp to play it. That and well he was playing football/rugby flat out anyway.

[ghostface]

I think this ref has seen his last action this summer

He's loving his yellow cards

[Wesley Harms]

Your all a bunch of homos sitting in watching stupid GAA

I've just been to an awesome open air concert

[Hatedajacks]

Quick betting q: on lucky 15, only one winner, but one non runner - do I still get the 3 times odds for one winner bonus?

99.9999 % sure you dont.

[Keane]

Your all a bunch of homes sitting in watching stupid GAA

I've just been to an awesome open air concert

You're up in the movie draft.

[Zod]

Your all a bunch of homos sitting in watching stupid GAA

I've just been to an awesome open air concert

yes, but you were in Wexford, so we win.

[Trippie]

Update from colombia, actually love this place, ended up going on the beer in the slums again, played some crazy game where you throw a rock at a board with clay in it, it has targets which explode if you hit them,genius idea tbh. my mate was the first white girl ever in the place, they bring you out a crate of beers and a bottle opener and you work away yourself. the toilet is in the middle of the room,much hilarity ensued. then went to bogota's version of coppers, full of locals, bottles of rum for 13 quid and loads of salsa. a 40yr old colombian woman said that the gringo can dance. all in all a great day/night.

Pic sums it all up

[Wesley Harms]

yes, but you were in Wexford, so we win.

But I don't get mugged bi weekly in Wexford so I win. Pal

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[Dice75]

Oh fk

[Keane]

Lol, inferiority me hole. More like superiority complex.

That's why ye have to constantly point out how much better it is?

Methinks the ladies doth protest too much.

I remember working with a lad from Dublin who told me he was a big GAA head. I thought cool, at least someone here who likes a bit of hurling. When I quizzed him on hurling all he could turn around say was "Nah, not that shite. I hate that game of bogball that all yiz boggers play"

Dublin man in plastic GAA support shocker.

I was drinking recently with a guy who won a minor all ireland back in 95 for Westmeath, who also was at one stage rivaling BOD for a berth in the blackrock rugby team as a nipper. He told me hurling was one game that you had to be a real man to play and that he was always to much of a wimp to play it. That and well he was playing football/rugby flat out anyway.

Cool beans.

[ghostface]

wow super goal from Kildare

[Percy007]

Your all a bunch of homos sitting in watching stupid GAA

I've just been to an awesome open air concert

Crystal Swing obv

[coillcam]

Pic sums it all up

Is yer man beside you drinking Aguila? Seriously tasty beer. Yer wan looks cute.

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[Zod]

commentators got a hard on at that equaliser,

lol.