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**Flushdraw** · 07-10-12, 15:37

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Having lunch in Avoca, there's a couple beside me with their baby and the girls mother in law.

The oul wan is driving me pretty demented. She's has this horrible squeeky croaky Tullamore type accent and she just keeps repeating over and over baby babble nonsense.

'ah look at the baba' 'ah look at the baba' 'ah look at the baba'

'who's a lovely girl' 'who's a lovely girl' 'who's a lovely girl' etc etc ad nauseum.

How come adults can't conduct themselves as adults when there's a small child around?

The piece de resistance though just happened, she took one of those Mary holy water bottles out of her handbag, you know the ones where Mary's loaf is a lid, and starts splashing it all over the place, all over the child the daughter in law and the son. The son looks at me all morto and says, 'Mam, what are you doing?'

'I'm just blessing her'

Fucking Irish oul wans, they're embarrassing creatures.

Your IPB account now looks 10 times worse the fact you have your name back, but still have Jimmy Saville as your avatar!

**a-k-47** · 07-10-12, 15:47

His face offends me.

**Emmet** · 07-10-12, 15:50

Tight Ship even on the road (water?)

**oleras** · 07-10-12, 15:52

Shower of useless cunts.

**Sirtoyou** · 07-10-12, 15:56

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Having lunch in Avoca, there's a couple beside me with their baby and the girls mother in law.

The oul wan is driving me pretty demented. She's has this horrible squeeky croaky Tullamore type accent and she just keeps repeating over and over baby babble nonsense.

'ah look at the baba' 'ah look at the baba' 'ah look at the baba'

'who's a lovely girl' 'who's a lovely girl' 'who's a lovely girl' etc etc ad nauseum.

How come adults can't conduct themselves as adults when there's a small child around?

The piece de resistance though just happened, she took one of those Mary holy water bottles out of her handbag, you know the ones where Mary's loaf is a lid, and starts splashing it all over the place, all over the child the daughter in law and the son. The son looks at me all morto and says, 'Mam, what are you doing?'

'I'm just blessing her'

Fucking Irish oul wans, they're embarrassing creatures.

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**Denny Crane** · 07-10-12, 15:57

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

I just feel sad watching that.

Yeah I know. Guy really needs some tips on writing up a slideshow.

**ComradeCollie** · 07-10-12, 15:58

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 16:07

chopping chillies for dinner. Absent mindedly when I was finished went to the bathroom without washing my hands beforehand. This is potentially the biggest mistake Iv ever made in my life

**Denny Crane** · 07-10-12, 16:11

Originally posted by Lazare View Post

Having lunch in Avoca, there's a couple beside me with their baby and the girls mother in law.

The oul wan is driving me pretty demented. She's has this horrible squeeky croaky Tullamore type accent and she just keeps repeating over and over baby babble nonsense.

'ah look at the baba' 'ah look at the baba' 'ah look at the baba'

'who's a lovely girl' 'who's a lovely girl' 'who's a lovely girl' etc etc ad nauseum.

How come adults can't conduct themselves as adults when there's a small child around?

The piece de resistance though just happened, she took one of those Mary holy water bottles out of her handbag, you know the ones where Mary's loaf is a lid, and starts splashing it all over the place, all over the child the daughter in law and the son. The son looks at me all morto and says, 'Mam, what are you doing?'

'I'm just blessing her'

Fucking Irish oul wans, they're embarrassing creatures.

There were studies (possibly now refuted) that found that baby talk hampers linguistic development. Probably perpetual...

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 16:13

oh god make it stop

**KevIRL** · 07-10-12, 16:28

**Flushdraw** · 07-10-12, 16:28

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

oh god make it stop

Rub your eye. Will take your mind off your cock for a while

**Percy007** · 07-10-12, 16:29

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

oh god make it stop

Ah sure natural honey will cure that!

**SatNav** · 07-10-12, 16:29

My friend asked me last night would I be her bridesmaid for their wedding in Croatia next July . Must say I was so chuffed it brought tears to my eyes. What an honour. Roll on July weeee!!

**Lazare** · 07-10-12, 16:38

Originally posted by Flushdraw View Post

Your IPB account now looks 10 times worse the fact you have your name back, but still have Jimmy Saville as your avatar!

Yeah I know. I can't fix it on the iPad have to fire up the oul lappy, the thing takes four days to open so I haven't gotten around to it.

Suppose I could just remove it, never thought of that.

**ghostface** · 07-10-12, 16:38

BK, expecting a big game from the Steelers today. Pretty tough ask for Eagles to get a win there after the bye week and players returning. I live in hope tho...

**Emmet** · 07-10-12, 16:39

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

oh god make it stop

put your lad in a pot of natural yoghurt

(full fat obviously)

**Lazare** · 07-10-12, 16:48

The chemicals from chillies don't wash off too easy either, you can burn the mickey off yourself even after washing your hands.

A good tip to neutralise it is to squeez fresh lemon juice on your hands, rub it in then wash.

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 16:49

Originally posted by ghostface View Post

BK, expecting a big game from the Steelers today. Pretty tough ask for Eagles to get a win there after the bye week and players returning. I live in hope tho...

we need a win after a ropey start to the season its as simple as that. I really hope Harrison starts as that will discourage Vick and McCoy from running every play

**RasTa** · 07-10-12, 17:01

MAMMY!

10am over here up since 7 and onto El Classico before my siesta. Happy Thanksgiving to all.

**ghostface** · 07-10-12, 17:15

very nice start for Eagles on both sides of ball

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 17:21

nice play vick

edit gay

**sligoboi** · 07-10-12, 17:27

Michlol Vick

**ghostface** · 07-10-12, 17:28

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

nice play vick

edit gay

nvm sure he did it again

Have one of the best RBs in the league but sure dont give it to him a few yds from the line. Why would you do that sure...

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 17:28

yes fucking ship! why they dont give it to mccoy there I'll never know!

**RasTa** · 07-10-12, 17:29

Another sniper about today

**ghostface** · 07-10-12, 17:32

lol bullshit call

flag every play nearly, this could take a while

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 17:39

stop giving up flags please

**ghostface** · 07-10-12, 17:42

ugh hilarious

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 17:43

Vick

**Percy007** · 07-10-12, 17:48

Must be nice

**CHDad** · 07-10-12, 17:49

C'mon Mourinho.

**ghostface** · 07-10-12, 17:54

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

Vick

Timmons all over the place, playing great

**DeadParrot** · 07-10-12, 18:14

Epic win. Literally.

His name is @visionofscholes. This is the bet.

His timeline over the last 45 minutes is basically him having a breakdown as this comes closer and closer

**RasTa** · 07-10-12, 18:15

RONALDOOOOOOOO!

Heart.

**CHDad** · 07-10-12, 18:15

Quality goal from Madrid.

**Theresa** · 07-10-12, 18:16

Ronaldo never does it in the big games.

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 18:37

Originally posted by Theresa View Post

Ronaldo never does it in the big games.

I dont really follow football but does he not have a history of hiding in big games? One good performance doesnt hide the 20 shitty ones

**bohsman** · 07-10-12, 18:38

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

I dont really follow football but does he not have a history of hiding in big games? One good performance doesnt hide the 20 shitty ones

No, it's up there with the Ibrahimovic is shit myth that people that listen to Eamon Dunphy and don't watch European football believe.

**Percy007** · 07-10-12, 18:38

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

I dont really follow football

Stopped reading after this

**Theresa** · 07-10-12, 18:40

Yup. What Oscar said.

Theres a certain protestant

here that hates to give the man credit.

He's been the best player on the planet this season too. Pretty much untouchable atm.

**RasTa** · 07-10-12, 18:47

Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post

I dont really follow football but does he not have a history of hiding in big games? One good performance doesnt hide the 20 shitty ones

Nope

He just became first player in history to score in 6 consecutive classicos

**Emmet** · 07-10-12, 18:50

7 goals in 7 days.

**davepoke/her** · 07-10-12, 18:50

Originally posted by Theresa View Post

Yup. What Oscar said.

Theres a certain protestant

here that hates to give the man credit.

He's been the best player on the planet this season too. Pretty much untouchable atm.

He was anonymous in most of Madrids early season games.

**Bubbleking** · 07-10-12, 18:53

ah right cool. WHo here doesnt like him btw? Im assuming the protestant reference is aimed at RDIII

**ArmaniJeans** · 07-10-12, 19:00

Originally posted by davepoke/her View Post

He was anonymous in most of Madrids early season games.

Just the 6 goals in their first 6 league games anonymous!

Though theres an element of truth as 3 were penalties and he got nothing when they really really needed it away to Getafe and Seville.
Obv would love someone with 'goal per game whilst playing poorly' stats at Liverpool.

****
Milan derby on as well, what a night.

**CHDad** · 07-10-12, 19:02

Originally posted by Theresa View Post

Yup. What Oscar said.

Theres a certain protestant

here that hates to give the man credit.

He's been the best player on the planet this season too. Pretty much untouchable atm.

No he hasn't.

Falcao has.

**davepoke/her** · 07-10-12, 19:05

Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View Post

Just the 6 goals in their first 6 league games anonymous!

Though theres an element of truth as 3 were penalties and he got nothing when they really really needed it away to Getafe and Seville.
Obv would love someone with 'goal per game whilst playing poorly' stats at Liverpool.

****
Milan derby on as well, what a night.

By his own standards he hasn't being great barring the past week obviously. He's being no where near the best player in Europe this season.

**Theresa** · 07-10-12, 19:05

Originally posted by davepoke/her View Post

He was anonymous in most of Madrids early season games.

I've watched all these games bar the Getafe game. Anonymous is over stating it. He's scored what, like 4 in the last 7 including tonight? When the whole team has been pretty crap. He's still doing his job.

Its pretty ridiculous that people still give him this kinda stick when Messi has been pretty meh this year. Even getting pissy on occasion. Still scoring though.

I love Messi too btw just don't get the Ronaldo hate.

**Theresa** · 07-10-12, 19:08

Originally posted by CHD View Post

No he hasn't.

Falcao has.

Fair point.

**ghostface** · 07-10-12, 19:08

Just give it to McCoy. Easy game

**AndyFatBastard** · 07-10-12, 19:09

Ronaldo who?

**CHDad** · 07-10-12, 19:10

Originally posted by Theresa View Post

Fair point.

But... he is in the company of what? 5 maybe 4 players playing exceptionally atm?

Being one of those as he is consistently is proof that he is simply an amazing player.

Still a neville though.

**Theresa** · 07-10-12, 19:10

What a goal. Stuck.

**sligoboi** · 07-10-12, 19:11

Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View Post

Ronaldo who?

Cristiano who, shirley?

**AndyFatBastard** · 07-10-12, 19:12

Originally posted by sligboi View Post

Cristiano who, shirley?

Hu's in goals?

**Hitchhiker's Guide To...** · 07-10-12, 19:13

...

**TomD** · 07-10-12, 19:13

Originally posted by AndyFatBastard View Post

Ronaldo who?

**ArmaniJeans** · 07-10-12, 19:13

Who Lionel ?

**Theresa** · 07-10-12, 19:14

Tom did you ever get that PM?

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