Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 2

[Loopz]

[Megatron]

Yeah arshavin for sho. Viduka? i know he scored 4 against Arsenal before but not sure if he got a hat trick as well sometime.

Loopz is correct with Arshavin

Viduka scored a hat trick for Leeds.

[FeetMagic]

Hasselbank?

[Keane]

[The Situation]

[ghostface]

Why is Klinsmann doing an Ashton swan dive?

[KK82]

Santa Cruz?

[Guest]

Hey Man,

Wanted to write this before you got banned but have the chance now.

Look, we all get a bit pissed off with someone not agreeing with us or taking threads off topic giving us shit but I think the main key on here is ignore it.

I have gotten a lot of shit on here and look back on it and the more I think about it, I brought it all on myself.

Kev, Danny, Dom and all the lads involved on here give a lot of time on this site to cut down on all the drool thats spouted here. I myself, still spouts shit sometimes and gets grief for it, but at the end of the day this is the internet. Most of the lads on here in real life are sound out and most of the time are just taking the piss.

Take Sickpuppy for example, he has been banned on here a few times for saying shit, but if you look at his other posts he is also quite helpful in strat threads etc.

At the end of the day, this forum is for a bit of craic and to discuss poker. Calling people names like "sad individual" and other things is pointless on here.

Just continue posting and if a poster bothers you trow him on ignore. I still get pretty pissed off with people on here but come across a bigger fool when I begin to argue with them.

You were given a ban (as was I before), just take it with a pinch of salt and move on, and most of all just enjoy the place.

Thanks very much for that mate, I can honestly say that's the best post I've read since I joined IPB...
Cheers for the heads up, much appreciated....
One more thing, how do you use the 'ignore function'...???

[FeetMagic]

[Loopz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_K_xEAGfg

[The Situation]

Why is Klinsmann doing an Ashton swan dive?

Never heard of the Klinsmann dive? Used to do it all the time as a kid. Think he got a rep for being a diver* and he celebrated goals in a self deprecating style at Spurs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB7Y33VteME

[A_CitizenErased]

Thanks very much for that mate, I can honestly say that's the best post I've read since I joined IPB...
Cheers for the heads up, much appreciated....
One more thing, how do you use the 'ignore function'...???

Click on there name > View Public Profile >User Lists> add to ignore list

[A_CitizenErased]

Negreanus Stars account seemingly been hacked. Rumour he has been taken for 100k so far.

This is the kind of shit going on:

KidPoker (BTN/SB): $42450.00
takechip (BB): $88078.00

Pre Flop: ($400.00)
KidPoker raises to $600, takechip raises to $2400, KidPoker raises to $5000, takechip raises to $88028 all in, KidPoker calls $37400 all in

Flop: ($84900.00) 6 4 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($84900.00) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($84900.00) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $84900.00
KidPoker shows A 5 (two pair, Fives and Fours)
takechip shows K A (a pair of Fours)
KidPoker wins $84898.00
(Rake: $2.00)
KidPoker: brutal
takechip: yup


Poker Stars $50/$100 No Limit Hold'em $25 Ante - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

wobbly_au (BTN): $58341.70
GotURead (SB): $10925.00
KidPoker (BB): $36141.00
Audiotik (UTG): $28261.50
muha84 (MP): $67145.60
sat1337en (CO): $18215.65

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
1 fold, muha84 raises to $300, 3 folds, KidPoker raises to $1000, muha84 raises to $2500, KidPoker raises to $36116 all in, muha84 calls $33616

Flop: ($72432.00) 5 9 K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($72432.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($72432.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $72432.00
KidPoker shows 4 4 (two pair, Kings and Fours)
muha84 shows J A (a pair of Kings)
KidPoker wins $72429.00
(Rake: $3.00)

sat1337en (CO): $15,854 (158.5 bb)
philbort (BTN): $9,800 (98 bb)
ragen70 (SB): $24,595 (246 bb)
KidPoker (BB): $116,598.70 (1,166 bb)
wobbly_au (UTG): $53,979.90 (539.8 bb)
takechip (MP): $55,920.10 (559.2 bb)

Preflop:
wobbly_au raises to $400, 4 folds, KidPoker calls $300

Flop: ($1,000) 5 A 5 (2 players)
KidPoker checks, wobbly_au bets $700, KidPoker raises to $2,100, wobbly_au raises to $3,500, KidPoker raises to $10,000, wobbly_au raises to $18,400, KidPoker raises to $116,173.70 and is all-in, wobbly_au calls $35,154.90 and is all-in

Turn: ($108,109.80) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($108,109.80) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $108,109.80 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: 5 A 5 J J
KidPoker showed K A and won $0.00 (-$53,979.90 net)
wobbly_au showed A A and won $108,106.80 ($54,126.90 net)

[Flushdraw]

If you're a QPR fan, you've got be happy enough seeing the club bring in Cisse and Zamora. They're capable of scoring enough goals between them to keep the club in the Premiership and have taken a march on the other relegation threatened teams imo

[Keane]

Heh - 8k posts

[Flushdraw]

Negreanus Stars account seemingly been hacked. Rumour he has been taken for 100k so far.

This is the kind of shit going on:

KidPoker (BTN/SB): $42450.00
takechip (BB): $88078.00

Pre Flop: ($400.00)
KidPoker raises to $600, takechip raises to $2400, KidPoker raises to $5000, takechip raises to $88028 all in, KidPoker calls $37400 all in

Flop: ($84900.00) 6 4 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($84900.00) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($84900.00) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $84900.00
KidPoker shows A 5 (two pair, Fives and Fours)
takechip shows K A (a pair of Fours)
KidPoker wins $84898.00
(Rake: $2.00)
KidPoker: brutal
takechip: yup


Poker Stars $50/$100 No Limit Hold'em $25 Ante - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

wobbly_au (BTN): $58341.70
GotURead (SB): $10925.00
KidPoker (BB): $36141.00
Audiotik (UTG): $28261.50
muha84 (MP): $67145.60
sat1337en (CO): $18215.65

Pre Flop: ($300.00)
1 fold, muha84 raises to $300, 3 folds, KidPoker raises to $1000, muha84 raises to $2500, KidPoker raises to $36116 all in, muha84 calls $33616

Flop: ($72432.00) 5 9 K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($72432.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($72432.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $72432.00
KidPoker shows 4 4 (two pair, Kings and Fours)
muha84 shows J A (a pair of Kings)
KidPoker wins $72429.00
(Rake: $3.00)

sat1337en (CO): $15,854 (158.5 bb)
philbort (BTN): $9,800 (98 bb)
ragen70 (SB): $24,595 (246 bb)
KidPoker (BB): $116,598.70 (1,166 bb)
wobbly_au (UTG): $53,979.90 (539.8 bb)
takechip (MP): $55,920.10 (559.2 bb)

Preflop:
wobbly_au raises to $400, 4 folds, KidPoker calls $300

Flop: ($1,000) 5 A 5 (2 players)
KidPoker checks, wobbly_au bets $700, KidPoker raises to $2,100, wobbly_au raises to $3,500, KidPoker raises to $10,000, wobbly_au raises to $18,400, KidPoker raises to $116,173.70 and is all-in, wobbly_au calls $35,154.90 and is all-in

Turn: ($108,109.80) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($108,109.80) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $108,109.80 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: 5 A 5 J J
KidPoker showed K A and won $0.00 (-$53,979.90 net)
wobbly_au showed A A and won $108,106.80 ($54,126.90 net)

He gets it in with A5 and binks the first one, 44 v AJ and loses and AK v AA on an A55 board? That's standard Negranue stuff, nothing untoward about any of those hands

[nicnicnic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dcDN409ZBv4

[premierstone]

Stokes is now the best striker in Scotland

SPOILER

Seriously though he is, same amount of goals (17) as Jelavic although Jelavic scored more in the league but 5 of Nika's were penos - according to F365.

So the sole barometer for a striker is number of goals scored?? Anyone who has watched any volume of SPL football this year will tell you that Hooper has been the more impressive striker.

[SatNav]

Hey Man,

Wanted to write this before you got banned but have the chance now.

Look, we all get a bit pissed off with someone not agreeing with us or taking threads off topic giving us shit but I think the main key on here is ignore it.

I have gotten a lot of shit on here and look back on it and the more I think about it, I brought it all on myself.

Kev, Danny, Dom and all the lads involved on here give a lot of time on this site to cut down on all the drool thats spouted here. I myself, still spouts shit sometimes and gets grief for it, but at the end of the day this is the internet. Most of the lads on here in real life are sound out and most of the time are just taking the piss.

Take Sickpuppy for example, he has been banned on here a few times for saying shit, but if you look at his other posts he is also quite helpful in strat threads etc.

At the end of the day, this forum is for a bit of craic and to discuss poker. Calling people names like "sad individual" and other things is pointless on here.

Just continue posting and if a poster bothers you trow him on ignore. I still get pretty pissed off with people on here but come across a bigger fool when I begin to argue with them.

You were given a ban (as was I before), just take it with a pinch of salt and move on, and most of all just enjoy the place.

Thanks very much for that mate, I can honestly say that's the best post I've read since I joined IPB...
Cheers for the heads up, much appreciated....
One more thing, how do you use the 'ignore function'...???

SPOILER

[Zod]

So the sole barometer for a striker is number of goals scored?? Anyone who has watched any volume of SPL football this year will tell you that Hooper has been the more impressive striker.

hooper is 3rd best in europe on shots/goals ratio.

[A_CitizenErased]

Tis just on two plus two Tony, and he posted on his twitter an account was hacked.

Maybe not but the chat is weird.

[Micknail]

Tis just on two plus two Tony, and he posted on his twitter an account was hacked.

Maybe not but the chat is weird.

But why would they play like that?
why not just put 99% of his stack in and fold to a shove?
Plus, wouldn't withdrawing the money be a quite difficult once pokerstars got wind of it?

[A_CitizenErased]

But why would they play like that?
why not just put 99% of his stack in and fold to a shove?
Plus, wouldn't withdrawing the money be a quite difficult once pokerstars got wind of it?

Again, I never said it was hacked. Just heard it seemingly was on 2+2

I said it was what the talk was on 2 plus 2.. seen them hands, thought the chat was weird.

Seems standard alright. Just people looking at his twitter saying his email was hacked and people noticed his statuses about being pissed. Not too sure tbh.

[lolfold]

Absolute lol at recieving a phone call from "starrbarr" saying he was leaving for Cork to come down and kick my head in if the thread I posted about him not paying back my money wasnt deleted. Would loved to have seen him come down

[Micknail]

Negreanus Stars account seemingly been hacked. Rumour he has been taken for 100k so far.

Again, I never said it was hacked. Just heard it seemingly was on 2+2

Riiggghhhhhtttttt.

[Micknail]

Absolute lol at recieving a phone call from "starrbarr" saying he was leaving for Cork to come down and kick my head in if the thread I posted about him not paying back my money wasnt deleted. Would loved to have seen him come down

I think he came into the club where I work in back in December, He's tiny like?

Also, it was a 50 f/o, like 50 or 60 runners, and he got to the FT and started whining to pay out all 10 players instead of the normal 5!

[Zod]

Absolute lol at recieving a phone call from "starrbarr" saying he was leaving for Cork to come down and kick my head in if the thread I posted about him not paying back my money wasnt deleted. Would loved to have seen him come down

is he sailing from Bantry to Australia?

[Megatron]

Hasselbank?

Nope

Ekoku, Klinsmann, Vialli, Arshavin all correct.

2 more

[greywolf]

New sport .........Tazer Ball ......looks shocking


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=E38G31wo7qc#!

[TheVelvetFog]

Nope

Ekoku, Klinsmann, Vialli, Arshavin all correct.

2 more

Berbatov?

[SatNav]

Need help

I want to make this cake for colm ( bored obv)

But I am confused on the bolded bit, how much milk do I actually need

12/3 cups milk
1 cup caster sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
4 eggs, beaten
125g butter, melted
½ cup plain flour
juice 2 lemons
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
whipped cream or ice-cream, to serve

[FeetMagic]

Nope

Ekoku, Klinsmann, Vialli, Arshavin all correct.

2 more

Viduka & Yakubu I thought?

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Absolute lol at recieving a phone call from "starrbarr" saying he was leaving for Cork to come down and kick my head in if the thread I posted about him not paying back my money wasnt deleted. Would loved to have seen him come down

Meh, he's a little cockroach in fairness. My first and only memory of him was in Killarney 2010 where he tapped up a very stoned and drunk MisterMonkey up for a ton to play cash and kept coming back when he kept busting. Was pretty funny the next day when sober Sean realised who he gave the guts of a monkey too. Liz also gave him dogs abuse if I remember too.

Came into the Poker Lounge too a few months ago for a 100 game and seemed up himself and set up shop with his 50 buy-in to the 1-2 game. Was loling to myself dealing when he shoved for 80 or 90 after a guy jokingly said he'd call him off blind. Starr had a quick look at his cards and shoved. Well done sir with your AQ I almost started laughing when a fellow dealer at the club(who was playing) called it off with middle pair against him and binked the river

[lolfold]

is he sailing from Bantry to Australia?

Lol. Apparently hes not even in Australia yet. Hes waiting to scam some one for another $100 so he can cover travel expenses for when he gets there.

[A_CitizenErased]

Riiggghhhhhtttttt.

The word seemingly appears in both Mick.

Its supposed to have been. Look at the thread in news section of 2+2

[Downtown]

Guy is the dregs of the poker community.

Also @ Hitch , growing your own weed is tough enough here from what I know. There are some good strains that can be grown outdoor in Ireland but the THC % and taste is alot lower than other quality strains. Buying it here is also poor quality and poor value. There are some great sites online where you can order quality strains for good prices and have it in a week or so.

[Zod]

Viduka & Yakubu I thought?

The yak got a 'yak-trick' against fulham in 2007.

[Icarus152]

Need help

I want to make this cake for colm ( bored obv)

But I am confused on the bolded bit, how much milk do I actually need

12/3 cups milk
1 cup caster sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
4 eggs, beaten
125g butter, melted
½ cup plain flour
juice 2 lemons
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
whipped cream or ice-cream, to serve

One and two thirds of a cup? Or do you mean what is it in metric?

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[ArmaniJeans]

Need help

I want to make this cake for colm ( bored obv)

But I am confused on the bolded bit, how much milk do I actually need

12/3 cups milk
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
whipped cream or ice-cream, to serve

1 full, plus 2/3rds of a second cup.

[Megatron]

Berbatov?

No he scores Hat tricks for fun

Viduka & Yakubu I thought?

No

[Zod]

Need help

I want to make this cake for colm ( bored obv)

But I am confused on the bolded bit, how much milk do I actually need

12/3 cups milk
1 cup caster sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
4 eggs, beaten
125g butter, melted
½ cup plain flour
juice 2 lemons
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
whipped cream or ice-cream, to serve

http://www.recipes4us.co.uk/us_cups_to_weight.htm

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[Megatron]

Need help

I want to make this cake for colm ( bored obv)

But I am confused on the bolded bit, how much milk do I actually need

12/3 cups milk
1 cup caster sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
4 eggs, beaten
125g butter, melted
½ cup plain flour
juice 2 lemons
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
whipped cream or ice-cream, to serve

4 cups

[MrPillowTalk]

Berbatov?

How could you forget the classiest of hat tricks vs lolerpool

[Zod]

Cups to grams:

http://www.recipes4us.co.uk/us_cups_to_weight.htm

Bit flummoxed a while about the cups thing. Highly unlikely cups were ever all the same size, so quite the stupid weighing system.

your google-fu is weak, old man.

[Micknail]

Guy is the dregs of the poker community.

He probably lies about bustout hands too.

[Zod]

He probably lies about bustout hands too.

ah Mick, at least give him a few hours before you try needling him again

[nicnicnic]

Need help

I want to make this cake for colm ( bored obv)

But I am confused on the bolded bit, how much milk do I actually need

12/3 cups milk
1 cup caster sugar
1 cup desiccated coconut
4 eggs, beaten
125g butter, melted
½ cup plain flour
juice 2 lemons
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
whipped cream or ice-cream, to serve

just give him a BJ, a lot less hassle & he'll enjoy it more.

[SatNav]

One and two thirds of a cup? Or do you mean what is it in metric?

1 full, plus 2/3rds of a second cup.

oh ok, what size cup do I use, all I have is mugs. also what is 2/3rds ???

an easier way please

[Icarus152]

Michelle,just Google '2 Girls,1 Cup'. Be faster.

[ArmaniJeans]

oh ok, what size cup do I use, all I have is mugs. also what is 2/3rds ???

an easier way please

What would be your perfect cup size?

[MrPillowTalk]

Absolute lol at recieving a phone call from "starrbarr" saying he was leaving for Cork to come down and kick my head in if the thread I posted about him not paying back my money wasnt deleted. Would loved to have seen him come down

While the man is angle shooting degenerate scum, was pretty classless to post in a public forum about a private debt. Rule no 1 of being in the poker community is don't get nipped. Rule no 2 is if you get nipped make sure you can either a) afford to never get paid, b) have the ability to collect the debt yourself. Rule no 3 is if nipped and not paid refer future nippers to rule 2a as excuse to avoid future bad debts.

[SatNav]

just give him a BJ, a lot less hassle & he'll enjoy it more.

just read your post to him. He says in his Derry accent " aye he is fuckin right"

[Loopz]

baby face assassin

[SatNav]

What would be your perfect cup size?

I just want to know in mls if you get me.

My mugs are probably too big

[TheVelvetFog]

How could you forget the classiest of hat tricks vs lolerpool

Ye, I don't know how I failed to remember that. Was actually meant to be at that game but couldn't make it in the end.

Dzeko got 4 against Spurs at the beginning of the season. Don't remember him scoring another hat-trick?

[Keane]

While the man is angle shooting degenerate scum, was pretty classless to post in a public forum about a private debt. Rule no 1 of being in the poker community is don't get nipped. Rule no 2 is if you get nipped make sure you can either a) afford to never get paid, b) have the ability to collect the debt yourself. Rule no 3 is if nipped and not paid refer future nippers to rule 2a as excuse to avoid future bad debts.

Don't agree with this at all tbh, if a guy stiffs me, blocks me from facebook and starts dodging my calls I think I'm well within my rights to announce to the world that he's a prick.

[Zod]

I just want to know in mls if you get me.

My mugs are probably too big

both me and Hitch posted you a link that will break down the weight equivalent depending on ingredient.

[Loopz]

@ msn cups is an american system 1 cup is about 225g