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Originally posted by zuroph View Posthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olzBJd-slXo
Video of me hypnotising a mate in the three crowns in temple bar at the weekend. poor enough quality but a good subject!
Can/have you used your powers for evil?
Could some scummer make a girl really want to have sex with them?
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Originally posted by Zosma View PostIf you went SLEEP on someone and left them there how long would they stay like that?
Can/have you used your powers for evil?
Could some scummer make a girl really want to have sex with them?http://mobro.co/zuroph
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Originally posted by Gholimoli View Postare they not the same crowd who were involved in a scandel regarding irishopen tickets or something,couple of years back?
im prob wrong though.
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by BrianByrne View Posti have been playing online since i was 16 and not had any real success..that said i have never truly assigned bankrole management either.
a) You aren't good enough
b) You haven't practised good bankroll management
also 500 isn't a bankroll, its a buyin
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postwhy do you mere mortals doubt me?Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postit's been a good day people
just stuck all the loots (€300) from today's spin on Djokovic @ 4/1, on Sunday night we drink champagne!
or Buckfast
On sunday i expect the winning post to be accompanied by a General Zod picture
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostNot trying to get at you but do you think this is because:
a) You aren't good enough
b) You haven't practised good bankroll management
also 500 isn't a bankroll, its a buyin
When i say no real success this doesn't mean i have never won, i haven't tracked my long term wins/losses online but id say its close to even..when i say no real success i mean, i cash in an MTT win maybe 100, withdraw thn deposit 20 a week later, and have never really progressed. This was mainly due to the fact that i was in education and had no means to make money to invest in poker and if cashed in a tournament i couldnt wait to get my hands on it.
Its true im not good enough, im always seeking to learn and improve, and i believe i can do that regardless be it live or online,
At the end of every live session i feel i have learned so much and i can genuinley say i am improving as a player, be it over a small sample size.
I agree to you and others 500 may seem very little and i wont argue, it would mean im way under rolled but its all i can currently afford to invest in poker and i was looking for advise on how best to utilise this.
Also for the cash games im used to it would be 5 buyins and about 14 low stake tournament buyins. If i stuck to tournaments i could get a lot of live experience but as many pointd out the 20+5 with skipped blind levels, small clocks are full of donkeys and it may not be worth it.
Thanks for yor response anyway.Last edited by BrianByrne; 30-06-10, 22:02.Disaster - Dreamcrusher
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Originally posted by rag2gar View PostHello all. I'm obv the slowest person on the planet as I've only just discovered this site this week.
New Poker Ireland article online now.
Hoping to post a bit more in the theory forum so hopefully some will be on hand to lambast me.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by aodea View PostHardly helpful?
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Originally posted by rag2gar View PostHello all. I'm obv the slowest person on the planet as I've only just discovered this site this week.
New Poker Ireland article online now.
Hoping to post a bit more in the theory forum so hopefully some will be on hand to lambast me.Official Head Marshall of Waterford Gay Pride Festival 2015
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CM CM
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DL DC DC DR
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Play a pressing direct game, give one AMC a free role and make the other essentially a second striker, use your full backs to give you width (You may have to play around with the with ball without ball windows), have a striker who can finish and you'll be champions league winner in no time no matter who you're managing imo"In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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Originally posted by Hectorjelly View PostActually its the most helpful reply he got. The best thing he could do is learn how to play before blowing his 500. If you can't beat online, then longterm you won't beat live either. The passage i quoted was by far the most revealing part of his post, & as far as I could tell no-one noticed or commented on it.
Well plenty of people pointed out 500 is not a lot to play live with but would be a comfortable bankroll for lots of small stake approaches to online wether it be micro cash, stts, or small multi tables. I said he should learn online and see the 500 if he wishes to play live as nothing more than a few nights out because he will be underolled, lack experince, be playing games with high variance etc.
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Originally posted by sledgejammer View Postsc
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play a pressing direct game, give one amc a free role and make the other essentially a second striker, use your full backs to give you width (you may have to play around with the with ball without ball windows), have a striker who can finish and you'll be champions league winner in no time no matter who you're managing imo
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I'm going to download CM01/02, I've put it off but I need to test your fullback theory...I swear to god though if I'm not crushing after five games I'm going back to my old formation. Not much of a threat I know, but it'll happen"In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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Originally posted by rag2gar View PostHello all. I'm obv the slowest person on the planet as I've only just discovered this site this week.
New Poker Ireland article online now.
Hoping to post a bit more in the theory forum so hopefully some will be on hand to lambast me.sigpic
www.d4events.com
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Originally posted by Sledgejammer View PostI'm going to download CM01/02, I've put it off but I need to test your fullback theory...I swear to god though if I'm not crushing after five games I'm going back to my old formation. Not much of a threat I know, but it'll happen
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLOWvBqZdhw[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te9M2M73gqI[/ame]
me and Ant tried out some permanosis on her later in the evening. the first thing I did, before the video is running is just say "do you think you could lift that bottle?" planting a bit of doubt in her mind. as soon as she heard it, she couldnt even lift her arms. In the videos above, she's hypnotised so she can only speak chinese, and hypnotised to believe her friends tits have grown massively.http://mobro.co/zuroph
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Originally posted by phantom_lord View Post
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Originally posted by aodea View Postyeah but when that is downloaded no idea how get it working."In the world, there are many kings but there is only one God. I am God, I am El Tren" :{)
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Originally posted by Sledgejammer View PostDownload a programme called alcohol 120%, in it 'mount' the .iso file you downloaded there (I forget exactly how to do that but it's very straight forward I think). It basically tricks your computer into thinking you've a second CD drive and in that is the old CM 01/02 CD, from there just install it as normal
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Originally posted by oleras View PostBrian, 500 clams...1 question, have you been on a sun holiday with a few of the mates ?
No mate, sounds like a grand idea tho!
I think when my settlement comes through i might go on a holiday or buy a car lol that would be ironic.Last edited by BrianByrne; 30-06-10, 22:51.Disaster - Dreamcrusher
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Originally posted by BrianByrne View PostThats absolutley brilliant Zuroph!
How long have you been practicing hypnosis?
How did you learn?
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Zuroph (or hotspur maybe?), can you explain hypnotism to me in some sort of scientific way? It really doesn't sit well with me!
PL whose graph is that?
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Best Tactic i've ever used for Cm 01/02
uses no fullbacks, here's a download for anyone interested: http://www.sendspace.com/file/c7ojrg
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Originally posted by phantom_lord View PostOriginally posted by aodea View Postyeah but when that is downloaded no idea how get it working.
It says there is not enough memory to play - whats that about?
Beat: i've never played this game in my life.Last edited by Ace; 30-06-10, 23:09.
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostZuroph (or hotspur maybe?), can you explain hypnotism to me in some sort of scientific way? It really doesn't sit well with me!
PL whose graph is that?
If you convince somebody that hypnosis does something else, such as increases your control, then they won't experience any apparent loss of volition.
I can't remember which famous hypnotherapist said it, but he said that the people you see being hypnotised on stage in shows are the same people who would end up with a lampshade on their heads after a few drinks.
There is nothing you can do with hypnosis that you cannot do without hypnosis. The only difference with hypnosis is that you call it hypnosis and it has some idiosyncratic inductions and stuff.
Anyone familiar with the social psychology literature on persuasion and the things you can get people to do such as Stanley Milgram's famous experiment ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment ) will know that using the idea of hypnosis is unnecessary to get people to do incredible things.
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Originally posted by zuroph View Postany idea what time it starts, or what time we should get out there? got a hospital appointment monday morning, so cant head til after then. whats the deal, just wander the course and pick a spot to watch?
I haven't been to this in the previous years it has been on, but I imagine it will be pretty tedious. Big crowds + only one golfer worth watching per fourball + nothing for them to play for doesn't sound like the greatest combo for the spectator. Still lets hope the weather is nice and it's enjoyable!
It is a fantastic event for the area though, all credit to J.P., he has done wonders with it.
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Originally posted by zuutroy View PostZuroph (or hotspur maybe?), can you explain hypnotism to me in some sort of scientific way? It really doesn't sit well with me!
PL whose graph is that?
contemporary research suggests that it is actually a wakeful state of focused attention[2] and heightened suggestibility,[3] with diminished peripheral awareness.
My sister would probably be a better person to ask on this, she's currently doing a Phd in Psychology based on time perception, and a portion of her research is based on hypnotic alteration of time, she's in touch with quite a few scientists studying it at present, I'll see if I can get any links off her.http://mobro.co/zuroph
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Originally posted by NewApproach View PostNo idea, but I imagine the earlier the better. The crowds are huge so if you arrive too late you are likely to miss out on the better vantage points. Irrelevant though if you plan on following a few golfers around. I'd be surprised if Samuel Jackson isn't there, he is a huge golf fan and obviously he does a lot of charity work.
I haven't been to this in the previous years it has been on, but I imagine it will be pretty tedious. Big crowds + only one golfer worth watching per fourball + nothing for them to play for doesn't sound like the greatest combo for the spectator. Still lets hope the weather is nice and it's enjoyable!
It is a fantastic event for the area though, all credit to J.P., he has done wonders with it.http://mobro.co/zuroph
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Originally posted by aodea View Postnope so now have tried three differnt things still no ggod. How come when i download it it saves to my desktop as a media file?
then download cm from that link - it will be a zip file on your desktop
then extract the files - it will be a normal file on your desktop
Then run that alcohol programme - right click the blank screen that comes up and select "add image" - select the file thats on your desktop which opens up and then select the CM0102. Then when this is in the Alcohol programme, right click on it and select "Mount on Device". This will get it working.
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Originally posted by Ace View Postdownload that alcohol thing first.
then download cm from that link - it will be a zip file on your desktop
then extract the files - it will be a normal file on your desktop
Then run that alcohol programme - right click the blank screen that comes up and select "add image" - select the file thats on your desktop which opens up and then select the CM0102. Then when this is in the Alcohol programme, right click on it and select "Mount on Device". This will get it working.
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Originally posted by zuroph View Postbring camping chairs with? will throw em in the van anyway.
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Originally posted by thedini View PostDon't bother with the chairs, not even sure you would be able to bring them in. For the Irish Opens in Adare we watched whichever golfers we wanted to for a few holes. Everybody is going to be watching Tiger so I would only do it for a few holes tbh there's tons of other famous players worth watching John Daly, Olzabal etc etc We also would pick another few holes with good vantage points par 3 's etc and stay there for a good while. Back to the bar for a few pints, trying to get taxis out of Adare at goodness knows what time etc etc. It's a great crack, enjoy.http://mobro.co/zuroph
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Originally posted by Ace View PostBrag: Finally got CM to download and work despite being clueless - download the alcohol thing that was mentioned and its easy.
It says there is not enough memory to play - whats that about?
Beat: i've never played this game in my life.
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Originally posted by Lafortezza View PostI'm using windows XP so I had to right-click on the cm0102 executable file (the one you click in your start menu), and click properties. Go through the tabs there and click run as compatible with Windows 98. Dunno about Vista or Windows 7.
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postmassive lol @ equal prizemoney btw
they're basically two different sports
Utterly ridiculous, I don't even watch women's tennis these days."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Are all versions of CM as easy as the one I played ('08 maybe)?
It's fun to see the young hot shot players of the game breaking through in real life.
Unfortunately young Liverpool hot shot striker Craig Lindfield appears to be without a club atm. Young Chelsea hot shot Ben Sahar hasn't popped up on the radar but he's at Espanyol.
Saw Chelsea's young player Stich playing in the world cup, young Nilis too playing for Greece.
Ahhh, no, screw you guys, I'm not going down that path again....anyway the game was waaaay too easy.
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Originally posted by phantom_lord View Postwatching that spike lee documentary on kobe, jesus i know fuck all about basketball."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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