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Originally posted by Lazare View PostI had a skydiving display on Sunday to promote the market, some of you might know the first guy to land, Rodger, big lad with red hair plays in the fitz and the loft, watch the crazy bastard somersault before he lands, he was heading straight for the car park before flipping around and hitting the target...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GofXAG36PHc
Why anyone would jump from a perfectly good plane is beyond me !!
That and my fear of edges.This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by zuroph View PostFilled in a competition form for free laser eye surgery from optical express there a few minutes ago. hit send, phone rang 20 seconds later asking me to come in for a free consultation. they must be slow for business!
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostOh completely. But I think the idiocy of Sky soccer coverage has been done to death on here.
All the channel has going for it is it shows more stuff. But when it does show stuff, it shows it badly, both in terms of commentary and analysis.
You could say loads of crap about a load of the sky pundits too though but you're watching a show produced professionally so it's not something that I worry about.
For me anyway, I don't care what some muppet on tv thinks a lot of the time unless I actually respect their opinion.
I think RTE does good rugby coverage though, but I don't know as much about rugby and I don't watch it on sky at all as I would only be watching the Irish internationals.
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostThis is the 3rd day in a row that my vodafone home connection has just dropped at around 8.30pm. The only way to fix it that I found is to turn off the router for a few mins and back on again.
This happening to anyone else?
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostBit strange its the same time every time, this happens periodically with my eircom router around 5-6pm. If its an old router it might be going and you might just need to replace the router.
I'm tempted to go back to the old router if this keeps happening.
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Well, thats my table image destroyed...
No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
BB ($20.97)
UTG ($20.01)
MP ($19.31)
CO ($31.12)
Hero (Button) ($20)
SB ($5.80)
Preflop: Hero is Button with 3, 3
UTG bets $0.70, MP calls $0.70, 1 fold, Hero raises $3.10, 3 folds, MP calls $2.40
Flop: ($7.20) 9, J, Q (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $4.20, MP raises $8.40, Hero raises $12.70 (All-In), MP calls $7.81 (All-In)
Turn: ($39.62) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($39.62) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $39.62
Results:
Hero had 3, 3 (two pair, nines and threes).
MP had 3, 3 (two pair, nines and threes).
Outcome: Hero won $19.51, MP won $18.82
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I need help doing the draw for the Boylepoker Cup so need a little program or something to help me.
I have 64 players numbered 1 to 64.
Eg.
1. doke
2. Flushdraw
3. NFR
4. smoothcall
I want it setup (on excel or something that i can copy into excel) so if i type 1 and 3 into a blank box, if automatically puts doke and NFR into the spaces.
Anyone follow me and know how to do it?
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostLet's just say I strongly disagree with both above posts. The commentary teams Sky trot out are absolutely horrendous. Nugent isn't great, but he is relatively better. And the RTE panel is always more entertaining. Plus, Sky never manage to capture the significance and tradition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjHE...ext=1&index=61
I find Sky's rugby coverage pretty good. Stuart Barnes and Will Greenwood are very good and the host (don't know his name) is pretty decent. Dewi Morris on the other hand pisses me off so much I feel like screaming whenever he offers one of his half-baked opinions about how good the Guiness Prem/England rugby team is this year. I never watch the analysis on Sky if he's on the panel. Sky also has the advantage of more experience in camera angles, replays and all that stuff which is way more important in rugby than any other field game.
RTE's coverage is decent and I can tolerate Nugent but McGuirk is a boorish moron who constantly interrupts the panel. O'Shea is a big loss; Pope and Hook are good for the banter if that's your thing but you need something a bit more substantive too imo.
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You can set a variable name for each entry in the box where it gives the cell name (e.g. A1 etc.) in the top left.
Then if you type =variable_name into any other box it will be replaced by the entry.
Unfortunately I don't think you can use numbers as variable names, but you could use the A1, A2 ... etc.
Like if you have "doke" in the A1 cell, you can type =A1 anywhere and "doke" will come up...
Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostI need help doing the draw for the Boylepoker Cup so need a little program or something to help me.
I have 64 players numbered 1 to 64.
Eg.
1. doke
2. Flushdraw
3. NFR
4. smoothcall
I want it setup (on excel or something that i can copy into excel) so if i type 1 and 3 into a blank box, if automatically puts doke and NFR into the spaces.
Anyone follow me and know how to do it?
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This is why i love Omaha hi/lo. Even 12 levels into the tournie, people still havent a clue how to read their hand
PokerStars Game #44333759936: Tournament #312010473, $5.00+$0.50 USD Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2010/05/19 21:50:08 WET [2010/05/19 16:50:08 ET]
Table '312010473 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: joetuckaway (10776 in chips)
Seat 2: SZERENCSFIA (29937 in chips)
Seat 3: _Tox (3457 in chips)
Seat 4: K_Sorok (20159 in chips)
Seat 5: igortwenty3 (16037 in chips)
Seat 6: cashed again (33103 in chips)
Seat 7: FlushdrawIRE (29456 in chips)
Seat 8: Satyr111 (44349 in chips)
Seat 9: Donny_boy45 (28070 in chips)
FlushdrawIRE: posts small blind 500
Satyr111: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FlushdrawIRE [6d 3c 7s Ah]
Donny_boy45: folds
joetuckaway: folds
SZERENCSFIA: calls 1000
_Tox: folds
K_Sorok: folds
igortwenty3: folds
cashed again: folds
FlushdrawIRE: calls 500
Satyr111: checks
*** FLOP *** [2s Js 7d]
FlushdrawIRE: checks
Satyr111: checks
SZERENCSFIA: checks
*** TURN *** [2s Js 7d] [4c]
FlushdrawIRE: bets 2000
Satyr111: folds
SZERENCSFIA: calls 2000
*** RIVER *** [2s Js 7d 4c] [8h]
FlushdrawIRE: bets 4500
SZERENCSFIA: calls 4500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FlushdrawIRE: shows [6d 3c 7s Ah] (HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 7,4,3,2,A)
SZERENCSFIA: mucks hand
FlushdrawIRE collected 8000 from pot
FlushdrawIRE collected 8000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16000 | Rake 0
Board [2s Js 7d 4c 8h]
Seat 1: joetuckaway folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SZERENCSFIA mucked [Ad Qh 2d Tc]
Seat 3: _Tox folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: K_Sorok folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: igortwenty3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: cashed again (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: FlushdrawIRE (small blind) showed [6d 3c 7s Ah] and won (16000) with HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 7,4,3,2,A
Seat 8: Satyr111 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: Donny_boy45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
He had AQ102r
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Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View PostAnd I am a self confessed Cafe World Addict. I started it yesterday and can't stop.
I only got over my Farm Town addiction a few months ago as well
Still not tried Mafia Wars yet though lol and don't fancy it!
Originally posted by emmet02 View Post-5 buyins in 150 hands..
Set over set, 99 vs AK AIPF, outdrawn once, QQ vs flopped FH against 68/50 player and AcQc < 33 on 3c5cQh board too. bleugh
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostDid anyone bet on the result of Mafia?
Does anyone not tknow who's who anyway?
PM's only please for the next 10 mins
Conor I'm raging i missed yor opening, I'll pop up over the weeked for some soap made of whiskey or turnip jam. those skydivers looked cool.
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Originally posted by Opr View PostEmmet wtf are you at in that hand ?
Opr
Trying new plays.
No, but honestly the 3bet was a missclick, had two tables overlapping and potted the wrong table.
MP is an over aggro monkey, so I cbet bluff the board, he raises. His C/R minraise is FOS often (history here)
He doesn't raise with a legitimate hand there, maybe 66-99 and heart draws.
I figure a shove should make him fold these, as I've represented strength whole way through the hand.
Obviously I was wrong that he'd fold anything at all, and was happy to see the small PP when he called.
The hand was like a game of monopoly, I went into jail, I got out of jail, I got myself right back in again, but then I managed to escape.
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Originally posted by redzerdrog View Postmy minor team were playing again tonight going for 3 out of 3 but ended up a draw 1-15 to 2-12 I am gutted we had enough chances to win 2 games and to make things worse I just found out that 1 of their players (big midfielder) is overage and actually nearly 19 so i am now fuming
Your team are 3 for 3
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Dunno if this is anyone here's cupán tae but Aphex Twin played some new tracks at the opening of the new Pompidou Centre last week and we can expect a new studio release within the year! Pretty excited about this. Not everyone might like his work but no one can deny what a genius he is and his amazing passion for music.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnVRp6SXSk4&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
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Originally posted by redzerdrog View Postmy minor team were playing again tonight going for 3 out of 3 but ended up a draw 1-15 to 2-12 I am gutted we had enough chances to win 2 games and to make things worse I just found out that 1 of their players (big midfielder) is overage and actually nearly 19 so i am now fuming
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Emmet, thank god that was a misclick! Even your cbet is pretty bad though.
Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostI need help doing the draw for the Boylepoker Cup so need a little program or something to help me.
I have 64 players numbered 1 to 64.
Eg.
1. doke
2. Flushdraw
3. NFR
4. smoothcall
I want it setup (on excel or something that i can copy into excel) so if i type 1 and 3 into a blank box, if automatically puts doke and NFR into the spaces.
Anyone follow me and know how to do it?Foldaramus et foldarabimus
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Originally posted by 5starpool View PostThat's the thing. I had the same old router for years and it never happened, but I upgraded to the 7mb package a few weeks back, and they sent a new router which I am using.
I'm tempted to go back to the old router if this keeps happening.Last edited by rounders123; 19-05-10, 21:19.
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Originally posted by bubbleking View Postfirst of all fair play to white knight and keane on the win.
secondly its a disgrace what happened and it was more a case of the villagers pissing away the win then the mafia winning it IMO.
not happy / rant
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Originally posted by emmet02 View Post-5 buyins in 150 hands..
Set over set, 99 vs AK AIPF, outdrawn once, QQ vs flopped FH against 68/50 player and AcQc < 33 on 3c5cQh board too. bleugh
This hand really set the tone for the day...
IPoker Network $20.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 6 players - View hand 704525
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
BTN: $60.90
Hero (SB): $30.00
BB: $11.27
UTG: $14.63
MP: $9.29
CO: $26.70
Pre Flop: ($0.30) Hero is SB with 4 A 9 A
1 fold, MP calls $0.20, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.20, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BTN raises to $3.40, Hero raises to $10.50, BTN calls $7.10
Flop: ($21.40) 7 4 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $19.50, BTN calls $19.50
Turn: ($60.40) 4 (2 players)
River: ($60.40) 6 (2 players)
Final Pot: $60.40
BTN shows A 8 7 5
BTN wins $57.40
(Rake: $3.00)Attached Files
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Originally posted by rounders123 View PostYeah thats what you should do. I upgraded to 7 or 8mb and as soon as i did there was no end of trouble with the line dropping something terrible. I rang eircom and one of them admitted it was a known issue with a lot of users who upgraded so as soon as i went back to 3mb i was grand again.
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Originally posted by TommyGunne View PostEmmet, thank god that was a misclick! Even your cbet is pretty bad though.
Just use Vlookups no? You can copy and paste them. I think I must be missing something though. How exactly is it to be formatted?
I need someone to put the numbers 1-64 in a random order for me. It's for the Boylepoker Cup draw and it's your fault if people arent happy with the outcome ha! Post it in a list form if you can. Will use the first list that includes all 64 numbers with no repeats.
tyty
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostJust going to do it the lazy way. I just wanted to type the numbers 1 4 7 16 35 63 etc instead of having to type the persons name but not to worry.
I need someone to put the numbers 1-64 in a random order for me. It's for the Boylepoker Cup draw and it's your fault if people arent happy with the outcome ha! Post it in a list form if you can. Will use the first list that includes all 64 numbers with no repeats.
tyty
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Send me a list if you want Tony, i'll fill out half for you.Last edited by dannydiamond; 19-05-10, 21:51.We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostI explained to the doctor, "Whenever I harvest our cornfields, I get a really bad headache."
"It's a migraine," he explained.
"No, it's not, it's mine - and why the fck have you started speaking Italian?"
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQDb4hAu1A[/ame]
Yeah, I know it's been posted ages ago. Still makes me laugh a little.Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.
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Originally posted by dannydiamond View PostFrom here http://stattrek.com/Tables/Random.aspx
Send me a list if you want Tony, i'll fill out half for you.
Tony
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostDanny, if you could post that in a vertical list it would be super. I'll PM you details and you can do half if you can. Cheers
TonyWe are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostDanny, if you could post that in a vertical list it would be super. I'll PM you details and you can do half if you can. Cheers
Tony
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Had a phonecall from betfair yesterday and the more i think about it the happier i am.
You know when you cancel, say eircom or sky and they ring you up looking for your custom again, well...
betfair: hello, this is dave from betfair, may i speak to oleras
oleras: speaking.
betfair: just to let you know we have reduced the commision on your account and would you like to avail of a €50 free bet.
oleras: thanks dave but i dont gamble anymore.
betfair: I am very sorry for bothering you.
oleras: no worries.
Now, i know there is obv some code of conduct, if the customer mentions he does not bet anymore end the call, i just thought fair play, also nice one on my turning down a free bet !!
Sports betting and poker free now for over a month ! Go me !!This too shall pass.
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostOptical Express are a bunch of spamming bastards
Last edited by Ed; 19-05-10, 22:22.
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Originally posted by Iago View Post
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Originally posted by oleras View PostSPOILERI think roll on the finale so this pain can stop type thing...lol"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by oleras View PostHad a phonecall from betfair yesterday and the more i think about it the happier i am.
You know when you cancel, say eircom or sky and they ring you up looking for your custom again, well...
betfair: hello, this is dave from betfair, may i speak to oleras
oleras: speaking.
betfair: just to let you know we have reduced the commision on your account and would you like to avail of a €50 free bet.
oleras: thanks dave but i dont gamble anymore.
betfair: I am very sorry for bothering you.
oleras: no worries.
Now, i know there is obv some code of conduct, if the customer mentions he does not bet anymore end the call, i just thought fair play, also nice one on my turning down a free bet !!
Sports betting and poker free now for over a month ! Go me !!
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