Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[kincsem]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoBdopo42TU&feature=PlayList&p=78221B91E78 A2B1D&playnext_from=PL&index=23&playnext=2"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoBdopo42TU&feature=PlayList&p=78221B91E78 A2B1D&playnext_from=PL&index=23&playnext=2[/ame]

[Solskjaer]

Posted twise as it's so good.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5D3OGvhBKk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5D3OGvhBKk[/ame]

[kincsem]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nIEpi5lRTY"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nIEpi5lRTY[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljyXU0PLPkg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljyXU0PLPkg[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtxuZchpcZY"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtxuZchpcZY[/ame]

[Icarus152]

Juan Sheet anyone?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xknub_pILt8[/ame]

[kincsem]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xODjbfYw8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xODjbfYw8[/ame]

[GrangeUtd]

I see a few people talking about Hot Tub Time Machine yesterday on here.
Under no circumstances pay to see this film. Its terrible and not funny. Im usually a big fan of these types of comedy when there done right. It got 4 stars in the latest issue of Empire which is not always right in its reviews by any means, though its not usually this badly wrong. I was sitting there cringing feeling sorry for my poor mate i dragged along to it. I owe him a few pints.

[rounders123]

Made it from Smithfield - Bus Aras at 03.00 Am without being mugged


Great success

Just heard my brothers GF's brother got mugged in this stretch at 7.30am this morning by a junkie with a needle. Got
him into a headlock and made him go to an atm and make a withdrawl. Dont think he got jabbed but needs to go to James hospital to do the mandatory tests.

[tylerdurden94]

Just heard my brothers GF's brother got mugged in this stretch at 7.30am this morning by a junkie with a needle. Got
him into a headlock and made him go to an atm and make a withdrawl. Dont think he got jabbed but needs to go to James hospital to do the mandatory tests.

Jesus rounders thats poxy to hear

[rounders123]

Jesus rounders thats poxy to hear

Yeah he was pretty shook up i believe and it was some power headlock too by the sounds of the bruises.

[tylerdurden94]

Yeah he was pretty shook up i believe and it was some power headlock too by the sounds of the bruises.

Bring them all to an island and drop one of these

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[ArmaniJeans]

talk about a bad beat very harsh given the circumstances imo

LOL AFRICA
The Dark Continent is right. Fucking ridiculous.

The ban will probably be rescinded if/when the government gives a commitment to not interfere in the future

Togo ban rescinded.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/8667539.stm

[The C Kid]

Pretty cool ad. Although I'm sure it's things like this that make so many people want to see England lose.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OuJZGDCHE[/ame]

[Guest]

Pretty cool ad. Although I'm sure it's things like this that make so many people want to see England lose.

Its a confusing one alright
*there is something about when he says English men that makes the nerves twitch

Im 'alf engerlish

Half that ad makes me wanna break out the old accent after near 20 years dormant

the other half of the ad makes me wanna strap 20 pounds of Semtex to my waist and catch the boat

Big up Beefie, Ranulph Fiennes, big Jack and foggy
some of the rest im not sure about

(especially that no-mark empty vessel of a bint who sailed around the world)

*ooh
Jeff Stelling the looper

and lol at Kasabian in the add, with their "I have no real interest but I follow Ireland and like to see England lose" frontman

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[Guest]

Also its a fairly crap teamtalk. Surely they should be using the time before the match to recap on match strategy rather than talking a load of nonsense

you obviously have not been in many inspirational team talks so

Its all about the 3M's
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeG9r6HxJgE[/ame]

[Angry-Ball]

downloaded and tried firefox

seemed to be very slow opening pages

gonna stick with google chrome ftm

[mocata]

Smurferation, Smurferation, Smurf ???

[Guest]

downloaded and tried firefox

seemed to be very slow opening pages

I found firefox annoying at first

seems to take a bit of fiddling about with then its grand

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[bp_me]

Think the general view is that Chrome is better than Firefox fwiw. I still use Firefox but purely because of having invested so much time in it.

I find full tilt lagging too much when I use chrome so stick with FF.

Weird eh?

[Guest]

Think the general view is that Chrome is better than Firefox fwiw. I still use Firefox but purely because of having invested so much time in it.

your not using Chrome because my constant chant of "google are cnuts" is finally getting to you

1 down 6 billion or so to go...

[Caf]

Anyone know a site to check out players in STTs on Tilt? Like the opr site for MTTs

[winston82]

My dear aul mother has entered a photo compo over on boards. It yous could find it in your hearts to thank her post it would be much appreciated. I could do with a new camera!
Cheers

Ship it!! Will be recieving my shiny new camera shortly. 32 votes FTW
Well Played All...

[Guest]

decent size "we want PR" protest in London by the sounds of it

fair play to them imo


In real terms there is no such think as "one man one vote" but most democratic countries are a lot closer to it than "the mother of democracy" with its
"one man, err some variant of a percentage of a vote dependent on where you live and whom you support"

[dannydiamond]

Pretty cool ad. Although I'm sure it's things like this that make so many people want to see England lose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OuJZGDCHE

"Time to join the immortals" with Bobby Moore at the top of the steps. Pretty cool.

Lol at Taylor though, who's he trying to hit with dart?

[Laois Hammer]

spitzer10 (Observer): tj,,hahahahaha..gl,,dead money donk dope moron

[Laois Hammer]

"Time to join the immortals" with Bobby Moore at the top of the steps. Pretty cool.

Lol at Taylor though, who's he trying to hit with dart?

lol he hits maradonas hand in a poster from the hand of god just before it hits the ball.

bobby moore the king
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTL9Dm-nYo&feature=related[/ame]

[dannydiamond]

lol he hits maradonas hand in a poster from the hand of god just before it hits the ball.

Ah, hadn't noticed that!

[Bubbleking]

I found this to be very funny

[ame="http://www.youtube.ie/watch?v=nFicqklGuB0"]http://www.youtube.ie/watch?v=nFicqklGuB0[/ame]

[UraiseIfold]

Ship it!! Will be recieving my shiny new camera shortly. 32 votes FTW
Well Played All...

I hate you.

[Angry-Ball]

jesus those fucking steps on fulltilt

bought into a $75 sat a few weeks back and bubbled got a step3 ticket
played the step 3 and won a step2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and won a step 2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and won a step 2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and won a step 2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and bubbled and won 60cents

such a waste of time

[bp_me]

jesus those fucking steps on fulltilt

bought into a $75 sat a few weeks back and bubbled got a step3 ticket
played the step 3 and won a step2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and won a step 2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and won a step 2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and won a step 2
played the step 2 and won a step1
played the step1 and bubbled and won 60cents

such a waste of time

Yay rakeback?

When playing Step 1 the 6 max 1 table games seem to be the easiest/best value.

[Angry-Ball]

your not using Chrome because my constant chant of "google are cnuts" is finally getting to you

1 down 6 billion or so to go...

chrome is google-

[BlindLimper]

Leeds just won, does that mean they are automatically promoted?

[CHDad]

Leeds just won, does that mean they are automatically promoted?

Yep

[Guest]

chrome is google-

your special!

[Angry-Ball]

Yay rakeback?

When playing Step 1 the 6 max 1 table games seem to be the easiest/best value.

total rake $8.60 i think @27%=$2.32

$2.32 for all that
ohh forgot to add the 60cents that i won on the last one that dosn't make it so bad after all just about 4hrs playing for that


9 man super turbos i was playing in the step 1 and 2 found them to be full of guys unwilling to call an allin
bttn was 100% gauranteed to push with any 2 cards if it was folded to him so calling from the blinds with any ace is profitable
when there is only 3 people left where 2 people progress and one ends up with a ticket for the same tournie. the shortstack dosn't realise that you must push any 2 cards when givin the chance

must try the 6max
but i found these to be fairly easy imo

and before you ask why didn't i progress QQ AK AQ and A10 didn't hold when i needed them to

[Angry-Ball]

your special!

aawww thanks

[bp_me]

must try the 6max
but i found these to be fairly easy imo

I think it's mainly that the payout structue for the 6 max is better.

1st - Move up
2nd & 3rd - Same ticket
4th - €2.70 (at step 1)

I like mixing them in while playing other SNGs as they dont take much in the way of concentration to play apart from the nitfest that is the 3rd/4th bubble.

[Emmet]

Ah now....

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($39.29)
Button ($33.23)
Hero (SB) ($40.39)
BB ($51.89)
UTG ($37.26)
MP ($8.84)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
1 fold, MP bets $0.85, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, MP raises to $4.15, Hero raises to $12.07, MP calls $4.69 (All-In)

Flop: ($17.93) 2, J, 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($17.93) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($17.93) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $17.93 | Rake: $0.89

Results:
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
MP had 4, 8 (flush, Jack high).
Outcome: MP won $17.04

[Solskjaer]

Barxa 2-0 up, reckon title is in the bag now

[Opr]

Starts about 1:10

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeli1SjtXoI[/ame]

Opr

[dannydiamond]

Ship the first round of the scoop 16 low quadruple shootout.

Just need to win 3 more for the title.

[RoadSweeper]

That's brilliant Opr

[dannydiamond]

Starts about 1:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeli1SjtXoI

Opr

That was brilliant!

[Ace]

Starts about 1:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeli1SjtXoI

Opr

i raise...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAwOZvvGsRs[/ame]

[Bubbleking]

your raising with the 2nd best hand again

[Opr]

You like getting it in looking for a one outer ?

Opr

[The C Kid]

This was better than the old lady.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOHotUZ5SaA[/ame]

Chippendoubles were obviously superb.

[Ace]

meh my bet last week/week before didn't even get called

[dannydiamond]

i raise...

Practically drawing dead, in fairness she was good though, fair play to her.

I'd have loved to hear Simon Cowell ask "where do you see yourself in ten years time?"

[Emmet]

ugh, never got above starting stack in the Iron Man 15k game, even the sitouts made it further than me.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) (t1922)
BB (t855)
UTG (t7068)
UTG+1 (t7213)
MP1 (t2685)
MP2 (t3520)
MP3 (t675)
CO (t4530)
Button (t790)

Hero's M: 12.81

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 bets t300, 5 folds, Hero raises to t810, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t510

Flop: (t1720) 5, 7, 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t1112 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t1112

Turn: (t3944) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3944) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t3944

Results:
Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
UTG+1 had 5, 5 (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: UTG+1 won t3944

[BobSloane]

Seeing Brent again made me think of this. Great little scene

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPw87imkrrw&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPw87imkrrw&NR=1[/ame]

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[Emmet]

pfft; until you've managed to have the next four years of your life determined based on a pack of cards you can't talk about beats

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politi...nd/8668624.stm

That would be the kind of situation where the guy who lost forgot to vote for himself.

[ComradeCollie]

Seeing Brent again made me think of this. Great little scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPw87imkrrw&NR=1

Think this is still my favorite

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOoQqk2hh3Q[/ame]

[dannydiamond]

Ship the first round of the scoop 16 low quadruple shootout.

Just need to win 3 more for the title.

Still waiting for round 2 to start! 8504, still waiting for another 46 runners to bust before we get to the 1000 needed to start the next round

5k stack with 15 minute blinds would normally be outside my stt tournie filters though in fairness.

[BobSloane]

This one from extras cracks me up every time

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7Mrmdn9y4&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7Mrmdn9y4&feature=related[/ame]