Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Jackyback]

you ran pretty bad on that final table, a couple of guys were very lucky to be stil der,

nice run lol donkaments

Yeah the chop and the other suckout was the difference of around 1.5k to me. Really would put you off playing online donkaments....back to cash tables i go

[CHDad]

People are running deep alot since the move, I blame boards for holding people back. WP Jackyback.

[BrianByrne]

Chopper, good movie i enjoyed it.

"If your mom stabbed you...you would'nt get angry or upset, you'd say shit..moms just stabbed me, better get to the hospital then" - Made me Lol xD

[Emmet]

FFFFFS

Dropped 6buyins at a level I cant afford to a fucking retard who managed to have a hand just marginally better than me every time.

I hate the "revenge" gene in you that makes you want to go back and get your money back, its a fucking nightmare. Makes you do stupid things.

EDIT: He's probably not the retard in this situation

[carlop]

iirc you can register on line for all their tournaments, presume by c/c or laser

I actually checked train times after I posted and realised I could make it in time.

Glad I did because I ended up chopping it for 1k

[eagle eye]

Just seen tonight that Nomar Garciaparra retired, he was the first player I followed as a baseball fan from his rookie year. The guy was a legend for the Red Sox and the best shortstop I've ever seen. He signed a one day contract to retire a Red Sox, I was honestly gutted for him that he missed the world series year after giving so much to Boston.

He was my favourite player even after he left Boston.

[Laois Hammer]

Had a ball down at the Open. Played a little on Friday night/ Saturday morning, but was enjoying the booze up & Dwarf madness much more!

Apologies I didnt drop into say hello, just didnt know how to start that conversation. Anyway, good work on the updates. I will try to get a few pics up in a day or so, they make interesting viewing.

this from me too

[ianmc38]

awesome, so likelyhood of extradition? source?

Very likely. Got a phone call from the Garda cyber crime squad who have been updating me regularly. A task force raided his house in Latvia and found 9 million usernames/passwords he'd stolen off various sites. Apparently, he admitted everything immediately. Same guy actually had more username and password combos of mine from hacks he'd done on isohunt and another forum. Scary stuff.

[Laois Hammer]

In other news, i played poker with a leper last night. I knew i won when he threw his hand in.

[Pistol Peter]

Can we post bad beat stories in here ??

[Raoul Duke III]

Can we post bad beat stories in here ??

not if you're up over 50k on the weekend

[Laois Hammer]

Wow
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9VeP1w7Mrk&sns=em[/ame]

[V for Vendetta]

Very likely. Got a phone call from the Garda cyber crime squad who have been updating me regularly. A task force raided his house in Latvia and found 9 million usernames/passwords he'd stolen off various sites. Apparently, he admitted everything immediately. Same guy actually had more username and password combos of mine from hacks he'd done on isohunt and another forum. Scary stuff.

Thanks for keeping us updated Ian on this. A real lesson for everyone here in whatever walk of life. As for the bold piece above I have this vision of a latvian Bruce Willis knocking on some hackers door and kicking the sh1t out of him!

[Wreck]

Wow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9VeP1w7Mrk&sns=em

Boom Headshot!

[Megatron]

Somebody fell for it!!

[Wombatman]

Might wanna clear this up there AJ.

Are you equating gay with paedophile? Or just gay with priest?

It reads like the former and, frankly, it's a disgusting suggestion.

Just finished a few days of a backlog. This one stood out for me.

I think it is a bit narrow minded to conclude that the only alternative to AJ's 'red blooded hetro' is someone who is gay. They guy struggling with his non-conformist sexuality could be turned on by kids, grannies, Asians, animals, trees, leather, fat bottomed Swedes or whatever.

I think AJ original point probably has a good amount of truth in it. I guess the perversion that is forced celibacy also begat some of the pedophilia.

[Icarus152]

In other news, i played poker with a leper last night. I knew i won when he threw his hand in.

At least he didn't give you the finger.

[Solskjaer]

At least he didn't give you the finger.

I heard he was skabby with the tips.

[Kayroo]

Just finished a few days of a backlog. This one stood out for me.

I think it is a bit narrow minded to conclude that the only alternative to AJ's 'red blooded hetro' is someone who is gay. They guy struggling with his non-conformist sexuality could be turned on by kids, grannies, Asians, animals, trees, leather, fat bottomed Swedes or whatever.

I think AJ original point probably has a good amount of truth in it. I guess the perversion that is forced celibacy also begat some of the pedophilia.

Are you saying I am narrow minded? If you read my post you'll see that I am asking him to clarify his position, I didn't just jump down his throat.

[Icarus152]

I heard he was skabby with the tips.

Lepers,give 'em an inch and they take a foot.

[6starpool]

Lepers,give 'em an inch and they take a foot.

Bloody snobs. I don't know what the lepers ever did to you. They seem 'armless to me.

[Solskjaer]

Glad I found this and didn't have to rewrite it. Sickest leper joke. yonks old of course.

A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans.

The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.

The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."

The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If it disturbs you, I will move."

"It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game."

A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits.

Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.

Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."

"It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."

So the leper sits back down. But during the sixth inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is projectile vomitus. A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man's mouth and nose until is stomach is completely emptied.

Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."

"Really, it's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."

So the leper sits back down. But during the seventh inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is the dry heaves. The leper feels absolutely awful at the sight of this man suffering. And once again, the leper offers to leave.

But the man insists, "Really, it's NOT you."

So the leper asks, "Well if it's not me that is making you so sick, that what is it?"

"It's that guy behind you. He keeps dipping his nachos in your back."

[Jackyback]

Make the leper jokes stop please before i laugh my head off Ok i will get my coat

[Wreck]

I've no idea why I found this so funny.

[ArmaniJeans]

Are you saying I am narrow minded? If you read my post you'll see that I am asking him to clarify his position, I didn't just jump down his throat.

Not a big deal, but it did feel a little like 'throat jumped down'.
You asked me to clarify the comment which was fair enough, but then went onto say how it read (to you) and that it was disgusting.

Perhaps best just to ask for the clarification and save the outrage for after the clarification.

Minor stuff anyway, not worth worrying about.

[Sirtoyou]

Where does a leper go skydiving?
All over the place.

[Wombatman]

Are you saying I am narrow minded? If you read my post you'll see that I am asking him to clarify his position, I didn't just jump down his throat.

Not trying to get at you at all bro.

In this instance you are being a little narrow minded for want of a better phrase. This does not suggest that you are narrow minded person in general.

You did reduce AJ's OP to

"Are you equating gay with paedophile? Or just gay with priest?"

and went on to say that you favored the former.

I just couldn't see where you got all that from the OP.

[Wreck]

So is Werewolf going the way of the book club, poker cricket game and various other fads?

[Raoul Duke III]

So is Werewolf going the way of the book club, poker cricket game and various other fads?

please let it be so

[tylerdurden94]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kixpXlyjyFE[/ame]

[KevIRL]

unemployment rocks. Just out of the leaba.

[KevIRL]

Lads my lappy got the blue screen of death on Fri morning so I've decided to get a new one. Any recommendations. Would like a 17 inch screen again but apart from that I'm flexible. Not going to be using it for gaming or anything but would like it so that ideally I dont need to get another for about 4 years

[Strewelpeter]

So is Werewolf going the way of the book club, poker cricket game and various other fads?

I doubt it.

[Flushdraw]

Couple of Qs for the all knowing BBV so if anyone can answer any for me!

1. I play poker online 5 days in Letterkenny and 2 days in Dublin. I have HEM on both but my databse is split and i have 1000s of hands on both. Whats the best way to merge my database so i'm not only getting half the picture when i play. Bare in mind, i'd want to merge about once a week to make sure i'm kept up to date.

2. I'm almost at the end of my 30 day trial with Table Ninja so want to get it. Has everyone that uses it paid for, acquired it or got it through bonus whoring?

3. Played a $8.8 sat into a $215 SCOOP game on stars. When i reg'd i didnt even notice it was limit poker, but managed to ping a ticket anyways. Thats me sat'd into 7 events so far. I pressume i can unreg from any of them and just use my T$ to buy into another? I've always had a kind of hatred for limit games, but i really enjoy it when the blinds get about 300/600 and raises and bluffing actually has some meaning. Should i just give the big one a go?

4. Little babys christening is on Saturday. Whats the going rate for €€ to throw to the priest for the pleasure? Do you give before/after the service? If anyone is passing by Letterkenny on Saturday, you're welcome to drop in and say hello!

[bp_me]

1. I play poker online 5 days in Letterkenny and 2 days in Dublin. I have HEM on both but my databse is split and i have 1000s of hands on both. Whats the best way to merge my database so i'm not only getting half the picture when i play. Bare in mind, i'd want to merge about once a week to make sure i'm kept up to date.

Email yourself all the HH txt files and sent an import going when you walk in the door.

Could take a while if you are putting in a lot of volume though.

[Kayroo]

Not a big deal, but it did feel a little like 'throat jumped down'.
You asked me to clarify the comment which was fair enough, but then went onto say how it read (to you) and that it was disgusting.

Perhaps best just to ask for the clarification and save the outrage for after the clarification.

Minor stuff anyway, not worth worrying about.

Didn't mean to jump down your throat mate. The outrage was at the idea, if you didn't have the idea then there was no outrage at you whatsoever. It's an unfortunately common idea among certain sectors and I am sure we can agree it's a reprehensible line of thought.

Not trying to get at you at all bro.

In this instance you are being a little narrow minded for want of a better phrase. This does not suggest that you are narrow minded person in general.

You did reduce AJ's OP to

"Are you equating gay with paedophile? Or just gay with priest?"

and went on to say that you favored the former.

I just couldn't see where you got all that from the OP.

First off I don't favour either. I simply stated that his post read quite badly and he might want to clarify.

I reject any notion that I am being narrow minded frankly, all I did was ask for clarification on the meaning of a post. My reading comprehension is quite satisfactory and I didn't imbue any meaning that wasn't quite possible from a plain reading of the text. AJ set me straight and that was that. I did not expect someone to trawl the thread and take umbrage with a settled matter.

[ianmc38]

snooker world championship sweepstakes in case anyone in bbv missed it - http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...8966#post48966

[Mike]

Couple of Qs for the all knowing BBV so if anyone can answer any for me!

1. I play poker online 5 days in Letterkenny and 2 days in Dublin. I have HEM on both but my databse is split and i have 1000s of hands on both. Whats the best way to merge my database so i'm not only getting half the picture when i play. Bare in mind, i'd want to merge about once a week to make sure i'm kept up to date.

2. I'm almost at the end of my 30 day trial with Table Ninja so want to get it. Has everyone that uses it paid for, acquired it or got it through bonus whoring?

3. Played a $8.8 sat into a $215 SCOOP game on stars. When i reg'd i didnt even notice it was limit poker, but managed to ping a ticket anyways. Thats me sat'd into 7 events so far. I pressume i can unreg from any of them and just use my T$ to buy into another? I've always had a kind of hatred for limit games, but i really enjoy it when the blinds get about 300/600 and raises and bluffing actually has some meaning. Should i just give the big one a go?

4. Little babys christening is on Saturday. Whats the going rate for €€ to throw to the priest for the pleasure? Do you give before/after the service? If anyone is passing by Letterkenny on Saturday, you're welcome to drop in and say hello!

1. you can use a portable hard drive for your db and bring it with you

http://faq.holdemmanager.com/questions/336/How+do+I+setup+Holdem+Manager+to+share+one+database+between+two+computers%3F

2. pass

3. T$ ( i would rather kick my little toe of the leg of a table than play a limit tournie)

4. atheist

[Strewelpeter]

Throw Grandad from the plane

[Bubbleking]

The window for getting any work done in college this week is very small

Today - pulled a sicky

wednesday - meh have to do some work

Thursday - half day to watch the masters

Friday - watching the masters

[pgodkin]

bring back rolly eyes please!

[RasTa]

Don't think this will embed

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC6kq9m12Mw[/ame]

[Bubbleking]

considering I knew he had fcuk all bet sizing here is teh nuts

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 4.4 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG (t2390)
Hero (UTG+1) (t1190)
MP1 (t2070)
MP2 (t2655)
MP3 (t2440)
CO (t2305)
Button (t1375)
SB (t910)
BB (t3215)

Hero's M: 26.44

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 6, 6
UTG calls t30, Hero calls t30, 6 folds, BB checks

Flop: (t105) 3, 2, 6 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t90, BB calls t90, UTG calls t90

Turn: (t375) 2 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t150, 1 fold, UTG calls t150

River: (t675) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t300, UTG calls t300

Total pot: t1275

Results:
UTG mucked 5, 7 (one pair, twos).
Hero had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over twos).
Outcome: Hero won t1275

[Ace]

FFFFFS

Dropped 6buyins at a level I cant afford to a fucking retard who managed to have a hand just marginally better than me every time.

I hate the "revenge" gene in you that makes you want to go back and get your money back, its a fucking nightmare. Makes you do stupid things.

EDIT: He's probably not the retard in this situation

should play on stars and you can set the levels of cash that you can play - as in not above a certain level - or just play no cash at all - way harder to tilt.

[Icarus152]

I think the WW thread is waiting on some input from the mods (hint hint).

Nice to see those leper jokes starting to fall off.

[kakak1]

This is awesome! You have to watch it till the end!

This is a video of an act from 1944 - a sister act called the Ross Sisters.

The song they sing is about 45 seconds long (nothing special, awful in fact) but what they do next is...!


(Watch past the first 60 seconds or so, then... Whoa! Look Out!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=BNR74UCidBI&feature=player_embedded

[Emmet]

should play on stars and you can set the levels of cash that you can play - as in not above a certain level - or just play no cash at all - way harder to tilt.

unfortunately I suffer from the odd moment of madness/ the retard within rears his ugly head.

[Denny Crane]

I think the WW thread is waiting on some input from the mods (hint hint).

Nice to see those leper jokes starting to fall off.

What's the problem in the thread?

[Icarus152]

What's the problem in the thread?

I think it's unclear who was lynched when the game was paused on friday night,let me have a quick look.

Edit: a ruling is required on who was lynched when the game was paused and what the lynched person's role was.

[Denny Crane]

ah i see there was a mix up in the vote. i don't think we can change it now though.

[IPB Champ]

Couple of Qs for the all knowing BBV so if anyone can answer any for me!

4. Little babys christening is on Saturday. Whats the going rate for €€ to throw to the priest for the pleasure? Do you give before/after the service? If anyone is passing by Letterkenny on Saturday, you're welcome to drop in and say hello!

We gave 150-200 euro as a donation to the church iirc.. we gave it afterwards too

[Ace]

sick video...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnIxnKpQTCk[/ame]

[Denny Crane]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI[/ame]

[TommyGunne]

considering I knew he had fcuk all bet sizing here is teh nuts

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 4.4 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG (t2390)
Hero (UTG+1) (t1190)
MP1 (t2070)
MP2 (t2655)
MP3 (t2440)
CO (t2305)
Button (t1375)
SB (t910)
BB (t3215)

Hero's M: 26.44

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 6, 6
UTG calls t30, Hero calls t30, 6 folds, BB checks

Flop: (t105) 3, 2, 6 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t90, BB calls t90, UTG calls t90

Turn: (t375) 2 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t150, 1 fold, UTG calls t150

River: (t675) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t300, UTG calls t300

Total pot: t1275

Results:
UTG mucked 5, 7 (one pair, twos).
Hero had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over twos).
Outcome: Hero won t1275

Tough to get value from the second nut low! Would have been much sicker if you had bluffed the 8 high though!

[Closed_Account]

Ugh at that video. Fooked up Is it actually genuine.

Tony think you should defo play the Limit tourny-this is how poker rolls-accidental entry to sat ends up in mege scoop. Plus you play Limit pretty well afaik.

[Fuzzy Logic]

http://www.collateralmurder.com/

[Laois Hammer]

Couple of Qs for the all knowing BBV so if anyone can answer any for me!

2. I'm almost at the end of my 30 day trial with Table Ninja so want to get it. Has everyone that uses it paid for, acquired it or got it through bonus whoring?

3. Played a $8.8 sat into a $215 SCOOP game on stars. When i reg'd i didnt even notice it was limit poker, but managed to ping a ticket anyways. Thats me sat'd into 7 events so far. I pressume i can unreg from any of them and just use my T$ to buy into another? I've always had a kind of hatred for limit games, but i really enjoy it when the blinds get about 300/600 and raises and bluffing actually has some meaning. Should i just give the big one a go?

2. i took the $55 option and the guy was happy enough to give me a second verification code to use on 2nd machine, might help for your dublin/letterkennyness

3. You can unreg and get $t and use for another 1 yep.
Is it the turbo limit event? Might get to the stages you feel comfortable at quicker

[Wombatman]

Not a big deal, but it did feel a little like 'throat jumped down'.
You asked me to clarify the comment which was fair enough, but then went onto say how it read (to you) and that it was disgusting.

Perhaps best just to ask for the clarification and save the outrage for after the clarification.

Minor stuff anyway, not worth worrying about.

Didn't mean to jump down your throat mate. The outrage was at the idea, if you didn't have the idea then there was no outrage at you whatsoever. It's an unfortunately common idea among certain sectors and I am sure we can agree it's a reprehensible line of thought.



First off I don't favour either. I simply stated that his post read quite badly and he might want to clarify.

I reject any notion that I am being narrow minded frankly, all I did was ask for clarification on the meaning of a post. My reading comprehension is quite satisfactory and I didn't imbue any meaning that wasn't quite possible from a plain reading of the text. AJ set me straight and that was that. I did not expect someone to trawl the thread and take umbrage with a settled matter.

This is the last for me on the matter. The interpretations of the OP are there for all to see so enough said there.

The quote from AJ above suggests that the matter had not settled with him. This is a public forum and you should expect people to respond to what you say within a reasonable timeframe.

FWIW from what I know of you from reading your posts I see you as a fair minded and not at all narrow minded person.

[Bubbleking]

accidentally reg'd for one of those sit n go's where the blinds dont go up and im playing the biggest nit ever.

painful stuff

[Lazare]

Tough to get value from the second nut low! Would have been much sicker if you had bluffed the 8 high though!

Hey TG, I read on the IO thread that you were down in Clare at the weekend.

By any chance were you at the cliffs of Moher on Sat afternoon about 4 or 5?