Originally posted by Percy007
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What did phantom_lord do wrong?? 
Harsh but fair imo
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He wasnt on time for 2 days in a row in the WW game.
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Probably multi-accounting - he pretended to be someone else, that's not his real pic in his avatar.Originally posted by Percy007 View PostWhat did phantom_lord do wrong??
Edit: Ugh, the two who got in before me are funnier."I believe the target of anything in life should be to do it so well that it becomes art. You read a book and the writer touches something in you that you would not have brought out of yourself. He makes you discover something interesting in your life. If you are living like an animal, what is the point? What makes the day interesting is that we try to transform it into something that is close to art." - Arsene WengerComment
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The Tardy Lord imoComment
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Pft, any fool can out a werewolf when they are standing there with their big stupid werewolf head on them howling. I outed Icarus ages ago when I spotted he was the type who would one day succumb to werewolfism
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Think my beard was hiding all the chocolate smeared over my face but pretty accurate imoOriginally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostGo big or go homeless.Comment
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Ok I just spent 10 minutes looking for the clip from Fr Ted with the nun stuffing her face with chocolate. Really should do some work."I believe the target of anything in life should be to do it so well that it becomes art. You read a book and the writer touches something in you that you would not have brought out of yourself. He makes you discover something interesting in your life. If you are living like an animal, what is the point? What makes the day interesting is that we try to transform it into something that is close to art." - Arsene WengerComment
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I smell a RAT so I do. I'm getting the Slipper.Comment
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Thought that counts!Originally posted by Wreck View Post
Having fun here today, anyone wanna tell me what these sentences have in common?
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
Evil did I dwell; lewd I did live.
Live not on evil.
Murder for a jar of red rum.Go big or go homeless.Comment
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they're all PalindromesComment
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Can you unlock the werewolf thread before my F5 key strikes back at me?!Comment
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Purged in LuckyLloyds reign of terrorOriginally posted by Percy007 View PostWhat did phantom_lord do wrong??Comment
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my head is still in "Quiz Mode" from last night, surprising really, as it should be in "Concrete Block" modeOriginally posted by Ciaran_Corbett View PostComment
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you'll be getting airbrushed out of the old photos of the Gang of Six in Pravda nextOriginally posted by phantom_lord View Post
"didn't there use to be six of those mods, I definitely remember some grungy guy who didn't like poor people?"
"silence you fool, it is not wise to discuss such things - the walls have ears"
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in some sort of roundabout way, i will now tell a Cold war joke to add to the general gaiety of the nation:
Moscow 1961, a long line of people are standing patiently in wait at the government-run bread store. The queue inches forward slowly through the driving snow. A man reaches the counter only to be informed that they have just sold the last loaf of bread.
He loses the plot entirely and starts screaming abuse, cursing the Communist Party, the Politburo and the ghosts of Stalin and Lenin. The crowd look on in shocked silence. Finally an older man wearing Great Patriotic War medals steps forward and takes the man by the arm. He says "Comrade, control yourself! In the days of Comrade Stalin, there could only be one punishment for such talk." He then makes a pistol from his fingers, puts them to his head and pulls an imaginary trigger. The man immediately calms down and, very shaken, returns home to his apartment.
His wife is waiting for him and starts to give him some grief about coming home empty-handed when she sees the expression on his face.
"What's wrong Ivan?"
"Something serious has happened Natascha."
"Have they run out of bread?"
"No, it's worse than that - they've run out of bullets!"
expect a resurgence in such humour in Ireland over the coming decade
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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^^^^^^
This is where someone posts a picture of the fat video shop owner in the simpsons with the quote "Worst Joke Ever"
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When you stop and think about them, treadmills are fucking dangerous.Go big or go homeless.Comment
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True, they are also nothing like running whatsoever.Originally posted by dougee19 View PostX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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(Warning: Contains scenes some viewers may find distressing.... Actually... American's doing stupid sh1t... so probably not)Originally posted by dougee19 View Post
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p1aGxtWZZQ[/ame]May you live in interesting times!Comment
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They're more like running than those ridiculous cross country trainers though.Originally posted by Rigger View PostComment
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I got it dougeeOriginally posted by dougee19 View PostI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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off to galway now yehawwwwwwwComment
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ahaha, the camera stuck in his face after is so lousy.Originally posted by dougee19 View PostComment
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
SPOILERX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDicsUNZpZs[/ame]"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)Comment
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X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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I don't know why I bother to interact with you Philly SteinsOriginally posted by careca View Post^^^^^^
This is where someone posts a picture of the fat video shop owner in the simpsons with the quote "Worst Joke Ever"
"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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it didn't skip to the 20min mark for me.Originally posted by dougee19 View Post
I watched the whole episode before I realised why you posted that...
Come Dine with Me is excellent thoughComment
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Johnnie and Michael are in Australia the last 8 months with still no sign of any work. They're broke with no way of getting home.
They're sitting on the beach depressed staring out to the ocean, contemplating how long it would take to swim home, when just then a big huge 50 foot hand comes up out of the water 100 yards out.
The big massive hand moves really slowly all the way over to the left, then moves really slowly all the way over to the right, before coming back to the middle and sinking back out of sight.
Michael turns to Johnnie and says....
SPOILERI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for thatComment
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Originally posted by LuckmodeComment
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apropos of this: (needs be read in an Australian accent)Originally posted by Lazare View Post
Middle of the outback, Australia.
Guy is driving along the dusty road in his ute when he comes across a farmer walking down the road with a sheep slung over each shoulder. He naturally wonders what is going on and stops to chat.
"G'day mate, are ya shearing?"
"naw mate, I'm gonna fuck 'em both meself""We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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My Thai bride says I have a big cock.
Sorry BBV, I forgot my punctuation.
My Thai bride says, "I have a big cock".Last edited by mdoug; 26-03-10, 14:04.Go big or go homeless.Comment
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they're the test case for the wider PSOriginally posted by phantom_lord View Post
don't worry, gravity will take charge at some point"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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The werewolf thread came me a few genuine lol's with the Luckmode character (actually thought he was DBC when he 1st reg'ed on here cause it was during the ban, must be the other guy who was banned). He's so bad even Finkel is scoring points off him
Originally posted by Howard_FinkelComment
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZHpzTNzK4[/ame]Comment
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That Brian Horan has some head on him.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Rewritten for your open spot in town tonight (go with the 4 egg sugar rush, regrets are for tomorrow)Originally posted by dougee19 View Post
So I decide to get a mail order bride
I went thru the the Russian, the Korean, the Vietnamese catalog and finally settle on a Thai bride, sur ya gotta love the curries me mate said
Anyhu I ring her home and she comes on, her English isn't up to much, but sur neither is mine har har
And she says "I have a big cock"
Durty I thought, Sur it will be too late when she finds out
Ya; ya grand, no problems there love
She flies over, looker lads, a looker, lovely arse, straight to the registry office, 6 cans of dutch by the canal and back to mine, she never had a better time
Up stairs, ive the clothes off before i hit the top step
we get to the room, she starts to undress, turns her back on me and takes off the rest
oooohh lads, such an arse
finally she turns around and says
"I have a big cock"
and I tell ya HE wasn't joking!Comment
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he must be the only balding man in the world that decided to accentuate the condition.Originally posted by Rigger View PostComment
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Originally Posted by Howard_FinkelOriginally posted by hotspur View PostThe werewolf thread came me a few genuine lol's with the Luckmode character (actually thought he was DBC when he 1st reg'ed on here cause it was during the ban, must be the other guy who was banned). He's so bad even Finkel is scoring points off him
Your an imbecile and if you are a villager then your a hinderence to us
I doubt Finkel is scoring points off him tbh with his use of your and his spelling of hinderance.Comment
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It is every Irish mans right, nah duty to use incorrect spelling and/or grammarOriginally posted by thedini View Post
Id like to have seen you go up to joyce with yer grammar nazi hat on
so now
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Forget Your Wire And The Sopranos, With Jedward, Crystal Swing, And Now John Joe Again, The Late Late Is Firmly Re-Establishing It's Position As The Number One TV Show Ever.Comment
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If your proclivities are tending towards African women you need to come to Nairobi, absolutely fabulous IMO.
an hour in crazy traffic out to the airport for a flight after my 5:20 AM post to find that Virgin delayed the flight by 20 hours.
two hours of calls and messing to book on to the BA flight at 2.30 AM
two hours in traffic to get back into town, so I went back to our customer to help them out with some other minor issues I hadn't had time for during the week that involved going back in the traffic for another two hours.
Eventually I get back to the hotel planning a swim and a nice Indian meal before heading back to the airport, grab some internet and start making a whingy FML post on BBV when a call comes that the main problem that I've been trying to get the incompetent American fuckwits to fix has happened again.
Now I need to go back and start over again , maybe even tear up my ticket and stay next week, though I don't think it will come to that.
Double FML with brass knobs on.Turning millions into thousandsComment
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Tbh im getting sick/bored of all theOriginally posted by hotspur View PostDapper looking bunch aren't they?
"we took the poor wage during the boom" stuff
They took public jobs because except for a few lectures and technicians in Uni's and some of the upper management types MOST of the rest of them couldn't get better jobs than the public sector onesComment
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"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."Comment
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Originally posted by phantom_lord View Post
Strange bunch alright
One delegate approached the media table and threw pieces of tissue at reporters, saying they should be ashamed of themselves.
Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"Comment
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Lol
Did heroin fucked minor celebrity (Peaches Geldof) woke up in scientology center
Includes lots of pics, the NSFW ones are here and hereLast Thanksgiving I was staying at a friends house for a few days before a trip to South America. I'd been spending most the time on the couch for the three days I was at the house. My friend lived with her boyfriend and one other girl who was "recording" her "album." I would occasionally see this girl leaving early in the morning and coming back late at night while I was on the couch. On my final day at the house, Thanksgiving day, the girl returns at about 2:30am (Thanksgiving festivities would start in a few hours.) I'd kicked back a few beers already and was having fun sitting watching TV. She comes in and pauses for a moment looking at me. She says "have you been living here the whole time I have?" I laughed and thought this question strange, she was showing how oblivious she was to the world. I said that I had only been at the house for 2 days. She sits next to me and we begin talking about tattoos, which both of us have a good amount of. She had a cute English accent and wasn't bad looking at all. The tattoo discussion leads to us deciding we should get each others names tattooed on each other. At 3am I grab my friends car keys, and head out. We drive all over Hollywood looking for a tattoo parlor, with no luck. While driving around we get on the topic of drugs. At this point in my life I was very into all drugs, as was she. She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began.
We drove all around LA looking for the supplies we needed. We drove to various pharmacies looking for needles and cotton. We finally found one, which as a look back on would be a funny sight. A well dressed guy and girl walk in an 4am looking for a 10 pack of diabetic syringes. We get them and begin the drive home. On the way back she mentions this is heroin base, meaning we need to dissolve this in lemon (I guess this is a British thing, I never have seen this in my years in NYC.) We stop at a Dennys, asking them for a stack of lemons. Once again we got strange looks but it worked. We get back to the house, where I was promptly yelled at for stealing my friends car, and getting warned what I was about to get myself into. Once all the commotion settles down, we go to the girls room and rig up. At about 5am I was high as a kite and we start to watch a movie. Things get hot and heavy and before I know it we're naked. I go down on her while we're still having odd conversations about mutual friends and past hookups. I was too high to get hard and she knew it. After blowing me for a few minutes she asks if I was ok. I tell her I'm to high to get it up. I then immediately remember I'd packed a Cialis in my bag. I run out of the room, bring it back, and pop it in front of her. She laughs as we continue to have a naked dance party on her bed. I finally feel the blood rush to my member and the action begins. We did it every way possible, and for a young girl she sure knew how to work it.
This is where things get weird. Close to 8am she starts saying how someone was coming to pick her up. We'd continued to use all night so I was quite foggy about the happenings. I faintly remember her asking me for a ride and me driving her somewhere. I awoke at about 1pm in a sauna, throwing up all over the place. I started freaking out. I look around and see her on an exercise machine outside the room, looking in about the same shape as me. I get out of the room and people come past me cleaning the puke like it was nothing to them. I'm standing in the room groggy, in a speedo, and confused as hell. I look around and read some stuff realizing I'm in the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif. I showered, got my clothes on, got her, and drove back to my friends, nodding out and puking the whole way.
Needless to say when I got back my friend and her boyfriend were pissed. I had "ruined" Thanksgiving. I sluggishly passed the day along and at 11pm went to LAX and flew to South America. Not until days later when I looked through my camera of the pictures of that night did I fully realize everything.
TL;DR: Did heroin, fucked a minor celebrity, woke up in a Scientology center, ruined Thanksgiving, left the country.Last edited by Wreck; 26-03-10, 15:44."I believe the target of anything in life should be to do it so well that it becomes art. You read a book and the writer touches something in you that you would not have brought out of yourself. He makes you discover something interesting in your life. If you are living like an animal, what is the point? What makes the day interesting is that we try to transform it into something that is close to art." - Arsene WengerComment
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Spoliers please, I working my way through the sopranos, luckily ive got past that. I was watching it a few days ago and my friend walks in and goesOriginally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostSPOILERComment
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Im such a clown when im drunk, went to the jackpot last night and made a tool of myself. Someone got really annoyed when i made a call with 4th pair on a 4 flush board. I done a fist pump and started praising myself on how good i was to make that class call.
Table were pretty annoyed at my attitude so i said i would flip with anyone for whatever i had at the table ~€300 No takers thank god cause god knows what would have happened if i had lost, prob spew of 5 or 6 hundred.
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Check out the hand 12 minutes into the episode. Genius line from Viffer - "9 BALL CORNER POCKET"
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Puke
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 38 Tournament, 400/800 Blinds 50 Ante (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Hand Converter from HandHistoryConverter.com
SB (t16000)
Hero (BB) (t11000)
Hero's M: 8.46
Preflop: Hero is BB with A
, 7
SB bets t15950 (All-In), Hero calls t10150 (All-In)
Flop: (t22000) J, Q, K
(2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (t22000) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (t22000) J
(2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: t22000
Results:
SB had 10, J (full house, Jacks over tens).
Hero had A, 7 (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: SB won t22000Comment
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..."We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big PhilComment
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