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http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View PostI function quite well, got up at 7.30 am and took the child to school came home had a cappachino and checked IPB and FB.
plucked my eyebrows, put on a wash, washed the floors.
picked herself up from school at one , took her to the park for an hour, then she said she wanted chicken very strange as she has never ate it before so took her to supermacs for a breast of chicken and chips.
came home got the strimmer out to do garden and a big fat fucking frog hopped out of some hole in the wall, so called mia to let her see, and u have maybe seen the video footage on FB of that , it was delightful trying to see her catch it.
an hour later she wanted to bring the frog to its mum and dad , which she
reckoned was in the stream up the back behind the prison, so i got a huge plastic box, filled it with grass, put a hole in the top and fucked the big fat frog into and drove away to find the magical stream with the mammy an daddy in it.
again i have video footage of which im uploading now!
so answer to your question is i fucntion mighty fineProfit before people.
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Originally posted by oleras View Posthttp://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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I suppose I can dream, i would love to go to this!! in an ideal world its not possible, but if i could reverse back a few years I would save my ass off and go!
Never leaves ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMDd-...yer_detailpageHer sky-ness
© 5starpool
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View PostI suppose I can dream, i would love to go to this!! in an ideal world its not possible, but if i could reverse back a few years I would save my ass off and go!
Never leaves ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMDd-...yer_detailpage
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Originally posted by Bubbleking View Postnext week in vegas looks sick alright
would be amazing alright
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Originally posted by Sometime Happy Dude View PostI came 5th for €6200 in a €200 side event at the Irish Open a few months later, in 2007, the day Marty shipped the main event. I qualified for and played the Irish open once, not sure what year, busted out early on day one.Originally posted by The Hurricane View PostI was just thinking 99% of IPBerz wouldnt have even known you were once a poker player
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fuck its late to be getting home. Saw a lad get put in hospital tonight, kept the head down and hoped it wouldn't be me. Mob mentality is fucking horrific stuff, hope the poor chap is ok, his friend was in bits running down the road just ahead of us with two lads racing after him with chains, we just kept telling him to run, but he kept looking back at his friend getting a hiding. Called the police/ambulance the second we got off the street, and to their credit, they got their straight away. Was a proper racist attack too, 20ish Scots vs 2 Polish dudes, they just got caught in the middle of something bogey.
Fucking horrible
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Originally posted by oleras View PostDid you have the audition for big brother yet ?http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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some random limerick girl on that at 37 seconds. Have to say, the crowd looks quite small. Gonna hypnotise some of them so easily!http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Postah fuck it, i never copped my 3 k post
ah well better late than never
SPOILERThree thousand posts and ye are still a shower of cunts
SPOILERBut I need ye
This be my favourite
"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
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Originally posted by kakak1 View PostSometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
<><>
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
<><>
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain
<><>
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
<><>
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
<><>
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
<><>
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
<><>
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
<><>
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
<><>
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
<><>
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
<><>
Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
<><>
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath
<><>
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
<><>
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields
<><>
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
<><>
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
<><>
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
<><>
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
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X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
$ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $
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Originally posted by Zuroph View Posthttp://www.channel5.com/articles/big...ons-manchester
some random limerick girl on that at 37 seconds. Have to say, the crowd looks quite small. Gonna hypnotise some of them so easily!
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Had to switch to Oatabix after overdosing on weetabixesis.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
$ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $
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Originally posted by Zuroph View Posthttp://www.channel5.com/articles/big...ons-manchester
some random limerick girl on that at 37 seconds. Have to say, the crowd looks quite small. Gonna hypnotise some of them so easily!
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[NSFW="NSFW"] Catholic girl goes into confessional and says to the priest, `i`m pregnant.` He asks how could this happen ?
She says `i think it must be the 2nd coming.`
The priest shocked by the reply asks, `what makes you say it was the 2nd coming ?
She replied ` coz i swallowed the 1st....
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Originally posted by dannydiamond View Post
Long story short, it's the government that shoulders the blame here imo, schools just can't afford anything but the very basics at the moment.
It's shite on the kids that need the extra care but that just seems to be the way of things.
My money is in English banks now (makes sense given that that is where I now live); a cousin of mine rang me recently saying that her savings a/c was due up and would she be better opening a new savings a/c in AIB or BoI?
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Originally posted by colquhom View PostDo you owe a few years with the NHS? I can't seem to get a straight answer from anyone on this. Yeah, its really appealing but irish people are really sound. Meh, im kinda having a nervous breakdown about having one decision decide the next 6 years + of my life.
Listen, if you have specific questions send them to me via PM and I'll see if my mate can answer them."Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally." - John Maynard Keynes
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Originally posted by LuckyLloyd View PostIf they pick up the tab, yeah you'll have to work a couple of years within the NHS. As for Irish people, it seems like there is a fair few Irish over there every year.
Listen, if you have specific questions send them to me via PM and I'll see if my mate can answer them.
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Originally posted by Dice75 View PostU enjoying the Big Smoke Keane?
After last weeks trip to Barrys & 'Cougars' am going on a pub crawl 2mrw night in town with a buddy but only to places never visited b4, so should be interesting
Like I left work at half 6 on thursday, dropped the car out to Sandyford, hopped on the LUAS to meet my best friend on Dame Street by half seven - a nice stroll around the busy streets and a couple of quiet pints.
Life is good!
Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostI'm grounded
Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostDid you end up in that hell hole of a place?
It's actually ridic easy to chat up girls up here - all you have to do to get talking to them is basically say anything at all and they invariably go "sorry, what?" and away you go - the fact that my wingman the last couple of nights out is from Belfast only adds to the language barrier craic
Originally posted by Zuroph View Posttomorrow. after that, I think i've to sign a contract where i wont talk about the process any further. just packing bags now, flying out tonight
Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
Originally posted by RasTa View PostVote in the music king today people.
Anybody recommend a decent place to get a haircut and possibly a hot towel shave either in the city centre or out the Dundrum direction? Preferably somewhere reasonably priced where I won't need a booking...
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker's Guide to... View PostCheers. Baby on the way and wanted to bring her up in Ireland, plus not really a fan of the UK quality-of-life tbh. We'll probably move to continental Europe after a few years though as most business schools deliver their courses through English in Europe.
Are you still on course for the Berkeley move? That will be phenomenal if you can organise the funding for it!
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Originally posted by Keane View Post
Anybody recommend a decent place to get a haircut and possibly a hot towel shave either in the city centre or out the Dundrum direction? Preferably somewhere reasonably priced where I won't need a booking...X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
$ Free Travel Credit with Airbnb $
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