Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Lord Sir Banter]

No winner of the €92m Euromillions. :-/

[AndyFatBastard]

This Twitter exchange is brilliant.

holyfuck Holy Fuck
Just enjoying some Guiness at the Library Bar in the Central Hotel in Dublin. Irish as fuck. yfrog.com/h0nxhjqj

Mike Bell
mrbell_23 Mike Bell
@holyfuck It would have been. If you had actually spelled Guinness properly. #unforgivablesin

holyfuck Holy Fuck
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." - James Joyce

[shano_88]

No winner of the €92m Euromillions. :-/

IPB syndicate for the next one, get organizing.

[Lord Sir Banter]

IPB syndicate for the next one, get organizing.

Nah, it's -ev. I will scoop.

[shano_88]

Nah, it's -ev. I will scoop.

Share the wealth man.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Share the wealth man.

I will take you to Vegas when I win, main event/hot sluts.

[Guest]

Very underrated show imo. Two comic genii!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55kjGzYem4

[colquhom]

Best mate is just finishing his first year of Graduate Medicine in St Georges. He fucking loves it. It's the cheaper option even if you'll owe a few years to the NHS when you're done. Bigger pond, bigger Health system to maybe further a found passion for a particular elective etc, etc.

Do you owe a few years with the NHS? I can't seem to get a straight answer from anyone on this. Yeah, its really appealing but irish people are really sound. Meh, im kinda having a nervous breakdown about having one decision decide the next 6 years + of my life.

[Denny Crane]

Phil ivey is in searsons imo.

[White Knight]

I will take you to Vegas when I win, main event/hot sluts.

Careful with your staking offers ... might get unwanted attention ...

[Lord Sir Banter]

Careful with your staking offers ... might get unwanted attention ...

What are you alluding to Mr Knight?

[Wesley Harms]

I asked the other night but didnt get much info. Did you pack in playing regularly SHD, remember being on your table in the first Green Joker game and then you kinda vanished

[Lazare]

I've just realised the lyrics to 'Don't bluff Mick Stevens' are quite flawed.

'Hold on to those Queeee-eh-heh-eeeeeeee-hens' doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

lol, as I was contemplating how to finish this post Journey's cover of 'Don't bluff' came on the TV

[Wesley Harms]

I've just realised the lyrics to 'Don't bluff Mick Stevens' are quite flawed.

Flawed but awesome, like most things in life such as brown sauce, George Michael and triangle cut sandwiches

[Lazare]

Does anyone know if roaming charges apply in the north?

I'm heading to Belfast tomorrow on a session, want to be able to access betfair for the golf, but hoping it's pretty much the same as accessing it here.

I'm with Vodafone

[RasTa]

Also just spotted he spelt Libya wrong!

Lazare, yes you will have to pay roaming charges.

[Lord Sir Banter]

I asked the other night but didnt get much info. Did you pack in playing regularly SHD, remember being on your table in the first Green Joker game and then you kinda vanished

I've never realised you were on that table, not that I knew of you at the time.
Was Jen Mason and Ciaran whatshisname on it too, and Andy Black? I could be thinking of a different table. And Mark O'Neill was there too iirc.
I donk around a bit but I haven't played a lot in quite a while and I've played very little live tbh.

Having cashed in that Green Poker tournament I decided to hit the tournament trail with a friend as I was steamed from not finishing higher and ready to spin up the loots.
I went to Bolton and Paris where I lost lots of monies busting out with fairly standard to shitty beats, got sick when in Bolton which lasted the duration of the trip, got fleeced by the snooty cunts who work in The Aviation Club, hated Paris and all the cunts in it so much I can't properly convey it and generally had a pretty shit time, Re-confirmed my feelings that live is a bunch of shit.
Actually live can be good craic, but not when you are buying into multiple tournaments directly and capable of doing 5k-10k in buyins over the course of a couple of weeks.

[Wesley Harms]

I've never realised you were on that table, not that I knew of you at the time.
Was Jen Mason and Ciaran whatshisname on it too, and Andy Black? I could be thinking of different one. And Mark O'Neill was there too iirc.
I donk around a bit but I haven't played a lot in quite a while and I've never played very little live tbh.

Having cashed in that Green Poker tournament I decided to hit the tournament trail with a friend as I was steamed from not finishing higher and ready to spin up the loots.
I went to Bolton and Paris where I lost lots of monies busting out with fairly standard to shitty beats, got sick when in Bolton which lasted the duration of the trip, got fleeced by the snooty cunts who work in The Aviation Club, hated Paris and all the cunts in it so much I can't properly convey it and generally had a pretty shit time, Re-confirmed my feelings that live is a bunch of shit.
Actually live can be good craic, but not when you are buying into multiple tournaments directly and capable of doing 5k-10k in buyins over the course of a couple of weeks.

It was at an earlier stage when we sat together, some scandi busted me iirc. Didnt you get a decent cash at the Irish Open around the same time?

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[Lord Sir Banter]

It was at an earlier stage when we sat together, some scandi busted me iirc. Didnt you get a decent cash at the Irish Open around the same time?

I came 5th for €6200 in a €200 side event at the Irish Open a few months later, in 2007, the day Marty shipped the main event. I qualified for and played the Irish open once, not sure what year, busted out early on day one.

[newbie2]

Oh wtf are you serious I just looked up the price for those yolks what a load of bollix

ahem...

Obviously cheap piece of shit from Dr.Dre. If they get this smashed from just throwing them to the ground, I highly doubt DN was jumping on 'em.

[Loopz]

on the whole phone buzz I've lost my phone again luckily this time I'm payg whats the best network to get on with a decent phone for a cheap as possable. Last phone i had was a HTC smart which is an entry lvl smart phone, I'd be looking for something along the same lines or better if not too much bucks.
cheers

[Wesley Harms]

I came 5th for €6200 in a €200 side event at the Irish Open a few months later, in 2007, the day Marty shipped the main event. I qualified for and played the Irish open once, not sure what year, busted out early on day one.

I was just thinking 99% of IPBerz wouldnt have even known you were once a poker player

[MrsFlushdraw]

Does anyone know if roaming charges apply in the north?

I'm heading to Belfast tomorrow on a session, want to be able to access betfair for the golf, but hoping it's pretty much the same as accessing it here.

I'm with Vodafone

AFAIK they do Lazare.

[ComradeCollie]

Watching LOTR 1 for the first time ever (on blu ray). Trying to resist the sudden urge to buy a ridiculously large tv

[Lord Sir Banter]

I was just thinking 99% of IPBerz wouldnt have even known you were once a poker player

This is true. I was a pretty big deal on the tournament section of the Entraction network back when it was the b2b network.

[Wesley Harms]

This is true. I was a pretty big deal on the tournament section of the Entraction network back when it was the b2b network.

And now you spend your time leading brainless mutants like CHD and easily corruptable young kids like Dave on a journey into insanity.

Ever get the urge to jump back into the hot seat

[SatNav]

kinda tipsy, and kinda pissed off !

[ComradeCollie]

kinda tipsy, and kinda pissed off !

Piss on the HTC?

[DAMO72]

More Techi Help req.

I had to wipe my comp today to get it to function , so basically its back to the day i bought it .
When i plug my phone in now it wont recognise the photos and wont import them .
Is there some programme i need to download now to enable me to do this .

[Lord Sir Banter]

And now you spend your time leading brainless mutants like CHD and easily corruptable young kids like Dave on a journey into insanity.

Ever get the urge to jump back into the hot seat

Dave is at least 46 years old imo and CHD has untapped potential.

I was the laziest poker player ever, even when I was playing mtt's 'full time', I probably played less of them in a year than Annette15 pumped out in a day or two.

It wasn't so much about laziness, moreso that I just didn't like having 9/10 days+ end end in massive disappointment/frustration. I probably should give the entraction tournaments another spin, they were a goldmine at the time, probably different now though.

[MrsFlushdraw]

I had to wipe my comp today to get it to function , so basically its back to the day i bought it .
When i plug my phone in now it wont recognise the photos and wont import them .
Is there some programme i need to download now to enable me to do this .

Have a wee read here Damo. I think there is a download for the Galaxy S suite on the link too

http://ptf.com/pc/pc+suite+for+samsung+galaxy+s/

[SatNav]

Piss on the HTC?

your very bold........... when i met you in dublin , i couldnt get a word out of ya, ya fucker!!

[ComradeCollie]

your very bold........... when i met you in dublin , i couldnt get a word out of ya, ya fucker!!

I'm just a very non verbal person Typing is a different kettle of fish altogether

[Wesley Harms]

Dave is at least 46 years old imo and CHD has untapped potential.

I was the laziest poker player ever, even when I was playing mtt's 'full time', I probably played less of them in a year than Annette15 pumped out in a day or two.

It wasn't so much about laziness, moreso that I just didn't like having 9/10 days+ end end in massive disappointment/frustration. I probably should give the entraction tournaments another spin, they were a goldmine at the time, probably different now though.

The games are returning to the same level as 2006, limping Aces UTG is back in fashion and UTG is no longer the new button. There is no such thing as the 'hijack' position and a flush is once again called a blue.

Also i had Dave pegged as a 20 year old kid, if he is strewelpeteresque in age it's even more hilarious.

[Wesley Harms]

I'm just a very non verbal person Typing is a different kettle of fish altogether

You spoke enough to tell me a pack of lies and stop me value betting my 2 pair vs you

[oleras]

Weekend nights...

At least i have internet access and dont have to resort to the phone.

Hitch, if you are bill pay you can roam for free with vodarobbingcuntsfone.

[ComradeCollie]

You spoke enough to tell me a pack of lies and stop me value betting my 2 pair vs you

I always thought it was against the rules to tell the truth about a hand Enjoyed the props btw

[Wesley Harms]

I always thought it was against the rules to tell the truth about a hand Enjoyed the props btw

Yes, even if I did lose 40 quid at the game

[SatNav]

Weekend nights...

At least i have internet access and dont have to resort to the phone.

Hitch, if you are bill pay you can roam for free with vodarobbingcuntsfone.

Hi oleras how are you..........................u on the vino?

[Bubbleking]

Hi oleras how are you..........................u on the vino?

how do you function in the real world?

[Lord Sir Banter]

The games are returning to the same level as 2006, limping Aces UTG is back in fashion and UTG is no longer the new button. There is no such thing as the 'hijack' position and a flush is once again called a blue.

Also i had Dave pegged as a 20 year old kid, if he is strewelpeteresque in age it's even more hilarious.

I shall have to give them a crack so, straight are obviously called runs too.
I can't recall what age dave said he is, 28 perhaps...

[ComradeCollie]

how do you function in the real world?

What's this real world you speak of? Wasn't that a show on MTV just when MTV was no longer MTV?

[oleras]

Hi oleras how are you..........................u on the vino?

Not tonight darlin...im in work, they kind of frown on being drunk..lol

[Wombatman]

The yank golf media are just praying for Rory to choke again.
I hope he shoots a record low score, wins it and sticks it to them vampires.

Go Rory.

[SatNav]

how do you function in the real world?

I function quite well, got up at 7.30 am and took the child to school came home had a cappachino and checked IPB and FB.

plucked my eyebrows, put on a wash, washed the floors.

picked herself up from school at one , took her to the park for an hour, then she said she wanted chicken very strange as she has never ate it before so took her to supermacs for a breast of chicken and chips.

came home got the strimmer out to do garden and a big fat fucking frog hopped out of some hole in the wall, so called mia to let her see, and u have maybe seen the video footage on FB of that , it was delightful trying to see her catch it.

an hour later she wanted to bring the frog to its mum and dad , which she reckoned was in the stream up the back behind the prison, so i got a huge plastic box, filled it with grass, put a hole in the top and fucked the big fat frog into and drove away to find the magical stream with the mammy an daddy in it.

again i have video footage of which im uploading now!

so answer to your question is i fucntion mighty fine

[Keane]

Who's out tonight laaaaaaaaads?

[Lazare]

how do you function in the real world?

What's this real world you speak of? Wasn't that a show on MTV just when MTV was no longer MTV?

Myself, Kayroo and Mickste had a very philosophical discussion on this particular topic last week.

First off, I think the term 'in real life' is moot, this IS real life, we tend to think of it as a made up fantasy world because we're not face to face, but it's simply a brand new way of interacting socially.

Contrary to intuition, I feel people are far truer to their personality online than they are in the flesh.

'Real life' is a charade for the most part, personalities locked up by inhibitions, inhibitions that don't exist behind the comfort of a keyboard.

The internet has turned the world's introverts into extroverts and that can only be a wonderful thing.

imo

[oleras]

I function quite well, got up at 7.30 am and took the child to school came home had a cappachino and checked IPB and FB.

plucked my eyebrows, put on a wash, washed the floors.

picked herself up from school at one , took her to the park for an hour, then she said she wanted chicken very strange as she has never ate it before so took her to supermacs for a breast of chicken and chips.

came home got the strimmer out to do garden and a big fat fucking frog hopped out of some hole in the wall, so called mia to let her see, and u have maybe seen the video footage on FB of that , it was delightful trying to see her catch it.

an hour later she wanted to bring the frog to its mum and dad , which she reckoned was in the stream up the back behind the prison, so i got a huge plastic box, filled it with grass, put a hole in the top and fucked the big fat frog into and drove away to find the magical stream with the mammy an daddy in it.

again i have video footage of which im uploading now!

so answer to your question is i fucntion mighty fine

Its years since i had a Fat Frog, would like one now, along with a cold pint of Bulmers...

[oleras]

Myself, Kayroo and Mickste had a very philosophical discussion on this particular topic last week.

First off, I think the term 'in real life' is moot, this IS real life, we tend to think of it as a made up fantasy world because we're not face to face, but it's simply a brand new way of interacting socially.

Contrary to intuition, I feel people are far truer to their personality online than they are in the flesh.

'Real life' is a charade for the most part, personalities locked up by inhibitions, inhibitions that don't exist behind the comfort of a keyboard OR WINE.

The internet has turned the world's introverts into extroverts and that can only be a wonderful thing.

imo

FYP.

[SatNav]

The frog and the princess , enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhH38...yer_detailpage

[oleras]

Seriously ? ffs...

[Lord Sir Banter]

The frog and the princess , enjoy!

Enjoyed it best like this:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJhH3845aKDs&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0yDrtNEr_5M&start2=&authorName=Over+30

[SatNav]

Enjoyed it best like this:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video...orName=Over+30

hahahahahhahah thats very funny!!

still hate the song though

[Dice75]

Who's out tonight laaaaaaaaads?

U enjoying the Big Smoke Keane?

After last weeks trip to Barrys & 'Cougars' am going on a pub crawl 2mrw night in town with a buddy but only to places never visited b4, so should be interesting

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[SatNav]

I'm grounded

do some ironing

[SatNav]

ah fuck it, i never copped my 3 k post

ah well better late than never

SPOILER

Three thousand posts and ye are still a shower of cunts

SPOILER

But I need ye

[tipp86]

Just watching Tv3s gaa show there. Why on earth is Glenda Gilson on the expert prediction panel

[Lord Sir Banter]