Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Strewelpeter]

As much as I hate Apple,his actually sounds good, it'll stop all the droolers waving their Iphones in front of me at concerts. Seriously dont understand these people, just enjoy the moment now, and forget about your tinny sounded blurry recording, who the fk wants to watch that anyway?

Unintended consequences FTW

[Micknail]

In the tampax factory, they use condoms to test the tampons!

You worked in a tampax factory?

You'd think they would test them with angry wimminz

[Opr]

As much as I hate Apple,his actually sounds good, it'll stop all the droolers waving their Iphones in front of me at concerts. Seriously dont understand these people, just enjoy the moment now, and forget about your tinny sounded blurry recording, who the fk wants to watch that anyway?

This has gotten to epidemic level at gigs recently and it fucking sickens me no end. Morons!

Opr

[SatNav]

You worked in a tampax factory?

You'd think they would test them with angry wimminz

lol ya worked there for one year, mad crack!

funny story, one time one of the women working there drew a little face on the top of the tampon. shur we all thought it was great crack at the time, untill............... it actually came back

It was very easy to trace it back as each person had the same machine every day and the machine number, shift code and date of manufacture was on the box!

needless to say the lassie was fired lol

RE: the testing, not sure of the in and outs (pardon the pun ) but to test the tampon they had to slide it up into a condom in some kind of a machine yoke!

always stuck in my head as being weird!

[Downtown]

His marketing potential in the US is huge. If he kisses some ass with a putter cover so be it. Why does it annoy you so much?

Yeh I know that its all business. It annoys me that thats the sort of world we live in.

[SatNav]

I love this music, makes me so emotional! dont suppose anyone has a copy of it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVaQUn7L4Y

[Kayroo]

Yeh I know that its all business. It annoys me that thats the sort of world we live in.

Yeah I can appreciate that but the business world is also the reason we have such high quality golfers to admire surely?

[Micknail]

lads could you like this page and then like the post by karl o flaherty its for a friend of mine

http://www.facebook.com/pdlcourses/posts/208568319187822

thanks in advance

Done-ski

[Kayroo]

lol ya worked there for one year, mad crack!!

Interesting choice of words

[Bubbleking]

UGH! everytime i try to like R Mac he does something that makes me puke. Why has he got the American flag as his putter cover. What a sellout

I had this conversation earlier - he just strikes me as a bit of a gimp. Now I dont know the chap at all but i just dislike most things about him. His gimpy strut annoys me more than anything else though

[Angry-Ball]

BBV help required

i cannot send pictures from my samsung galaxy s to my laptop via bluetooth, i have the laptop paired to the phone and the error message i recieve when the picture sending fails blames the laptop says the lappie won't accept the information. anyone able to shed a bit oflight on this for me

[Lazare]

Anyone got a link to the golf?

[Guest]

Anyone got a link to the golf?

+1

[BallymoreChris]

I had this conversation earlier - he just strikes me as a bit of a gimp. Now I dont know the chap at all but i just dislike most things about him. His gimpy strut annoys me more than anything else though

Who do you suggest he walks like?

Re the putter cover is it this one? http://www.ijpdesign.com/

[sligoboi]

Anyone got a link to the golf?

My Friend's, Mother's, Brother in law's, dog walker's boyfriend's, Son's, Mother's, Uncle had a work colleague who owned one of those volkswagon yokes. Heard good reports...

[Bubbleking]

FFS Brian Farrell unsuccessful in his red card appeal - the GAA are idiots

[Lazare]

My Friend's, Mother's, Brother in law's, dog walker's boyfriend's, Son's, Mother's, Uncle had a work colleague who owned one of those volkswagon yokes. Heard good reports...

What colour was it?

[Lazare]

I have McIlroy to lead after today @ 1.2, he's currently 1.01 but is it a bad sign that there's ten times the amount of money available in that market than any other?

edit, it's pretty much locked up, why is there so much money available?

[SatNav]

ooh I want to see this!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80g7Y...yer_detailpage

[rounders123]

Yeh I know that its all business. It annoys me that thats the sort of world we live in.

Until your in it then everythings good.

[Downtown]

Who do you suggest he walks like?

Re the putter cover is it this one? http://www.ijpdesign.com/

No its an actual stars and stripes

Kinda like this but good quality

[Lazare]

I have McIlroy to lead after today @ 1.2, he's currently 1.01 but is it a bad sign that there's ten times the amount of money available in that market than any other?

edit, it's pretty much locked up, why is there so much money available?

Market's closed now.

Lot's of loons laying there hoping for miracles.

[Line Us]

Bit of shippage there,11.5k after a deal. benaldo was from kildare, not an IPBer though as far as I know?



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[nicnicnic]

Market's closed now.

Lot's of loons laying there hoping for miracles.

could be guys on at big price insuring against a dissaster

[Opr]

Market's closed now.

Lot's of loons laying there hoping for miracles.

Didn't you place a bet during the Masters on Rory to win the Open by mistake ?

Opr

[Wesley Harms]

Didn't you place a bet during the Masters on Rory to win the Open by mistake ?

Opr

British Open iirc

[Lazare]

Didn't you place a bet during the Masters on Rory to win the Open by mistake ?

Opr

lol yeah, the British Open though. Rory @ 10/1 e/w and Schwartzel @ 66/1 e/w.

Schwartzel bet turned out to be value though

[BallymoreChris]

Bit of shippage there,11.5k after a deal. benaldo was from kildare, not an IPBer though as far as I know?



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I know benaldo, really sound fella from the curragh.
Don't think he posts here.

Wp

[Donkathon]

Bit of shippage there,11.5k after a deal. benaldo was from kildare, not an IPBer though as far as I know?

Nice win sir, 100% he is either on here or was on the old place but definitly one of them

[KevIRL]

smashing round by rory. wp lad

[Lazare]

Love this song, I'm learning the finger picking, my first attempt at it, the soundtrack/album version is a lot better, fantastic bass, not available on utoob tho'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soGNAEg1zps

[nicnicnic]

thats three out of last four majors, Rory leads after round one

[sligoboi]

What colour was it?

Don't know, I'll ask

[Guest]

thats three out of last four majors, Rory leads after round one

Hopefully another choke on the way, purely for personal financial reasons

[AKQJ10]

chub said he would before when i asked him

[AndyFatBastard]

[Donkathon]

Am I the only one who is getting like a blackout pop-up where the new embedding screen for youtube thing would be,

Just a black flash where the new layout is when I'm changing pages or threads now & again?

[SatNav]

im locked

[6starpool]

Fine for me.

[TheImprover]

im locked

wino

[Guest]

im locked

I found that boasting about getting drunk was no longer cool when i was 16

[Bubbleking]

I found that boasting about getting drunk was no longer cool when i was 16

now the cool thing to do is to act sober even when baloobas

[TheImprover]

now the cool thing to do is to act sober even when baloobas

fk it, cant do that, will only look worse

[Pat Mustard]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

[Guest]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

jackpot spin to 1k

[Bubbleking]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

pocket that shit

[Wesley Harms]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

Go to the Fitz

Place 300 on red

win

return original 300 to Garda Station

Ship

[ArmaniJeans]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

Ad in the Centra (or any other local shop that'll allow it free) window maybe, don't mention the colour/size of the envelope or the sum of money.
Deffo not the guards imo.

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[Donkathon]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

Fuck that shit straight into your pocket! or as above fitz etc

I'd doubt that someone would even report it to the guards for only €300 & then it'll end up going to there fucking christmass drinking fund or something

[Guest]

Go to the Fitz

Place 300 on red

win

return original 300 to Garda Station

Ship

Thats very close to a pocketer. I returned a wallet with about 2 fiddy in it before, but that was different, there was ID and all so knew it was gonna get to them.
Unmarked envelope? Merry christmas imo. Would be closer if the sum was bigger. Guards will just pocket it imo
Finkels idea is also worthwhile
It could also be some sick candid camera style thing to see how honest people are and you will look ike a right prick on National TV if you keep it though

[Maloney]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

I'm all about trying give money back ect.. When there's Id with it or when easily traced.
But come on, money in brown envelope, middle the road, snap that shit up.

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[sligoboi]

Some poor politician is going sober tonight..

[Charlie Sheen]

just found €300+ in a brown envelope on my way to centra in rathmines literally just in the middle of the street ,actually found it when i was crossing the road, if i lost money i'd want some1 to at least try and give it back, off to the garda station then?

Go to the Fitz

Place 300 on red

win

return original 300 to Garda Station

Ship

This but always bet on black.

[Pat Mustard]

Thats very close to a pocketer. I returned a wallet with about 2 fiddy in it before, but that was different, there was ID and all so knew it was gonna get to them.
Unmarked envelope? Merry christmas imo. Would be closer if the sum was bigger. Guards will just pocket it imo
Finkels idea is also worthwhile
It could also be some sick candid camera style thing to see how honest people are and you will look ike a right prick on National TV if you keep it though

lets hope its not somethin like that, can see myself now, picking it up...looking left then right and walking on, got back home with every intention of just pocketing it but think its just bad karma tbh and in fairness its a good bit more than €300 so heading u to garda station now to see what the story is

[SatNav]

wino

cavo actually

[Lord Sir Banter]

ffs just a minute away from me. Although tbh would probably hand it in aswell, as place more value on the karma. Fair play on you!

'Karma' reminds me of Glenn Hoddle saying that people in wheelchairs are just paying for their sins in previous lives.

[tylerdurden94]

Wasn't it Jayminator who posted that a while ago?

Aye it was.

[Emmet]

Went to a table quiz tonight. We were top with 2 rounds left, prize of £265 with only 8 teams as it was a rollover jackpot.

These were the questions (worth a point an answer) that dicked us over. We refused to use the oul Smartphones even though it was obvious that others were. See how many you can genuinely get without googling.

There are 12 Palindromic Elements, that is if the Element was BX another Element is XB. Give all 12 pairs (scientific notation, not names).
(one team got all 12..... )

Name the 6 countries that used to be Yugoslavia.

And then a music round with a point per artist and song title, based only on Scottish Music!!!!!

ffs, we were 6 points clear after 5 rounds, and lost by 9!