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    Originally posted by coillcam View Post
    Sigh, Andrews is such a poor player for a CM in a PL club. Could get hockeyed here if Italy step it up a little.
    I've a lot of time for Keith Andrews. Very few make it to premiership level at his age having being in league 1 or 2. The Irish full backs are the weak links here, basically passengers when they're on the ball.
    "Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." Jerome K. Jerome Three men in a Boat

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      Sportingbet / Paradise Poker is moving to the ongame network. I thought that bwin.party was going to merge Party and Ongame and sell off the Ongame platform. Is this now not the case ?

      Opr

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        Originally posted by oleras View Post
        What OS ? If android, no, nothing can be installed without you giving it the ok, not sure about Apple.
        ye it's android , i just noticed that any video's are buffering a lot and taking a long time to load even when connected to my wifi.
        I know when this happens on the lap top i just run a registry cleaner and de-frag it and it solves the problem . Was just wondering can i do the same for the phone??

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          Originally posted by Donkathon View Post
          Is this done is safe mode just to speed it up of would is catch more?
          Safe mode only loads the drivers necessary to run windows. some malware attaches itself to certain processes or adds its own processes that don't start in safemode. If they aren't running, they're easier to remove and are less likely to reinstall themselves after a reboot.

          It runs faster in Safe mode as there is less taxing the processor/RAM.
          Is that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.

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            Wow feel a lot better now,

            All 12 are poker related,

            BlackBelt
            BoylePoker
            GCasino
            PaddyPowerPoker
            TitanPoker
            WilliamHillPoker

            obviously Malwarebytes thinks iPoker must die also


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              Originally posted by GingerMilla View Post
              I've a lot of time for Keith Andrews. Very few make it to premiership level at his age having being in league 1 or 2. The Irish full backs are the weak links here, basically passengers when they're on the ball.
              I can't deny that I admire the way he got up to PL level, takes a lot of graft and no little determination. However at this level his distribution is lacking and his decision making is poor. Not getting enough regular games now in the PL is not helping his case for a place in the Irish team either.

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                Beat: 178 players regged, clicked and just made the 8.80 turbo on stars, except it was a 3FMM hyper turbo

                Brag: Ship it for a massive step 1 ticket

                Beat: Why cant I run like this with any $10 + game

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                  Only way to knock out a bounty imo gayboyz

                  SPOILER

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                    Bring back Brian Kerr
                    48

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                      crazy thinking it's only their second competitive win since 2002

                      with a population of 50,000 :O

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                        2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-0

                        we love you Ireland

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                          sigh

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                            Originally posted by ghostface ste View Post
                            Why are you paying at all? It seems silly to me to pay $2 for an album that should be costing about $10 when you can get it free just as easily
                            I'm not a fan of people downloading music illegally. Imo it's causing terrible harm to the industry, far more harm than downloading TV shows and movies.

                            I've no problem buying from itunes, it's cheap, convenient and you know your money is supporting the artist.

                            Also, I really enjoy and look forward to buying a few tunes each week rather than simply downloading an artists entire discography. Having simple and free access to every single tune you want seems boring to me, it totally removes the treat.

                            I like most people devoured napster when I first discovered it about 12 years ago, but that was because of the novelty of not having to get a bus to town to buy a cd single. Itunes fulfils that now for me.

                            I'd really love if the industry found some way to stamp it out tbh.

                            I don't download movies or TV shows either, much prefer dvds, but I don't think it's as harmful, those industries are better poised to absorb it.
                            I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                              Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                              I'm not a fan of people downloading music illegally. Imo it's causing terrible harm to the industry, far more harm than downloading TV shows and movies.

                              I've no problem buying from itunes, it's cheap, convenient and you know your money is supporting the artist.

                              Also, I really enjoy and look forward to buying a few tunes each week rather than simply downloading an artists entire discography. Having simple and free access to every single tune you want seems boring to me, it totally removes the treat.

                              I like most people devoured napster when I first discovered it about 12 years ago, but that was because of the novelty of not having to get a bus to town to buy a cd single. Itunes fulfils that now for me.

                              I'd really love if the industry found some way to stamp it out tbh.

                              I don't download movies or TV shows either, much prefer dvds, but I don't think it's as harmful, those industries are better poised to absorb it.




                              Opr

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                                Originally posted by Opr View Post




                                Opr
                                [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg[/ame]

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                                  Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                  I don't download movies or TV shows either, much prefer dvds, but I don't think it's as harmful, those industries are better poised to absorb it.
                                  Has to be said, it's so much easier than robbing cars or handbags, if a lot less exciting I'd imagine

                                  [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5SmrHNWhak[/ame]
                                  Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.

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                                    Download music for free - then go to gigs, its where they make their real money nowadays. I listen to a lot of hip hop or what would be considered undergraound stuff and as far as I can see albums/mixtapes are little more than a promotion tool now to get people to gigs. The upside being they have to come to Ireland to do shows now cos noone buys the albums

                                    @ MSN - google top 20 albums for the year/genre etc and dl for free

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                                      Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                      I'm not a fan of people downloading music illegally. Imo it's causing terrible harm to the industry, far more harm than downloading TV shows and movies. .
                                      Its CHANGED the industry, but I'm far from convinced its harmed it. its just changed where the money goes and when. Live music has come so much more into focus now, its where bands make their biggest money Id say.
                                      http://mobro.co/zuroph
                                      donate to my hairy lip!

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                                        Originally posted by CourierCollie View Post
                                        Has to be said, it's so much easier than robbing cars or handbags, if a lot less exciting I'd imagine

                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5SmrHNWhak

                                        From a moral pov, I've no problem with people downloading movies/TV shows, those industries have many other avenues for creating revenue, adverts, product placement etc etc.. I just prefer the picture quality of dvds on a 40" screen.

                                        Music is vastly different though imo, album/single sales make up a vast proportion of an artists revenue, especially smaller artists that can't pack stadia.

                                        It's morally wrong imo, and terribly damaging for new and up and coming artists.

                                        I know full well though that I'm in the minority amongst you stealing fuckers
                                        I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                          Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                          Music is vastly different though imo, album/single sales make up a vast proportion of an artists revenue, especially smaller artists that can't pack stadia.

                                          I know full well though that I'm in the minority amongst you stealing fuckers
                                          I dont think the 1st paragraph is true anymore tho. 2nd is def true

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                                            Serious lolz on TV3 at the moment!
                                            Double-decker bus enthusiast

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                                              Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
                                              Oh wow

                                              [NSFW="."][/NSFW]
                                              Raise
                                              [NSFW="NSFW"][/NSFW]
                                              Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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                                                Wexford beat KK in Leinster u-21 Quarter Final tonight. Great stuff yellabelllies

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                                                  Originally posted by Rufio View Post
                                                  Serious lolz on TV3 at the moment!
                                                  Purposely not watchin it cos I heard that twat on the radio this morning talking about it. Saw a min there and that is the most surprising thing that I found about the dole office/post office when signing on/collecting money. They never ask for ID which I thought is very strange, can get anyone to go for you

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                                                    Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                                    From a moral pov, I've no problem with people downloading movies/TV shows, those industries have many other avenues for creating revenue, adverts, product placement etc etc.. I just prefer the picture quality of dvds on a 40" screen.

                                                    Music is vastly different though imo, album/single sales make up a vast proportion of an artists revenue, especially smaller artists that can't pack stadia.
                                                    I'd be of the completely opposite opinion. The Beatles probably would have played gigs for another 20 years if they weren't able to earn millions in royalties off their admittedly excellent recordings.

                                                    I'd be far more concerned about movies/tv being able to continue to supply without the income from dvd sales. I still buy quite a lot, though I'll never be paying €100 for a single season boxset, like I used to not so long ago.
                                                    Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.

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                                                      Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
                                                      Oh wow

                                                      [NSFW="."][/NSFW]
                                                      Originally posted by Wombatman View Post
                                                      Raise
                                                      [NSFW="NSFW"][/NSFW]
                                                      nom nom

                                                      SPOILER
                                                      Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.

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                                                        Originally posted by ghostface ste View Post
                                                        Download music for free - then go to gigs, its where they make their real money nowadays. I listen to a lot of hip hop or what would be considered undergraound stuff and as far as I can see albums/mixtapes are little more than a promotion tool now to get people to gigs. The upside being they have to come to Ireland to do shows now cos noone buys the albums

                                                        @ MSN - google top 20 albums for the year/genre etc and dl for free
                                                        Did you have a look at the link?
                                                        Hey i really dont mind spending 20 quid, its peanuts, its just a handy site imo.

                                                        when pc starts up im signed in automatically and away i go, just really like the site, i have downloaded loads of stuff in the past, but never really find what i want all of the time, plus this site is so handy, albums pop up that would never have entered my head!
                                                        Her sky-ness
                                                        © 5starpool

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                                                          Originally posted by ghostface ste View Post
                                                          Download music for free - then go to gigs, its where they make their real money nowadays.
                                                          True one good side effect of illegal downloading is the abundance of live gigs, but it's ridiculous to suggest artists are better off financially because of it.

                                                          For every one illegal downloader that goes to a gig, there are probably a million that don't.

                                                          That's a whole lot of money gone from the industry. It's getting easier and easier to download now too, it can only be crippling for start up bands, and that's going to have terrible implications for the future of music.

                                                          Rape and pillage imo.
                                                          I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                            Originally posted by Zod View Post
                                                            do you all have a PS3?
                                                            yessum
                                                            People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
                                                            Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
                                                            https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21

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                                                              is mahony banned??

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                                                                Originally posted by Donk Magnet View Post
                                                                is mahony banned??
                                                                Yes, for a week.

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                                                                  Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                                                  True one good side effect of illegal downloading is the abundance of live gigs, but it's ridiculous to suggest artists are better off financially because of it.

                                                                  For every one illegal downloader that goes to a gig, there are probably a million that don't.

                                                                  That's a whole lot of money gone from the industry. It's getting easier and easier to download now too, it can only be crippling for start up bands, and that's going to have terrible implications for the future of music.

                                                                  Rape and pillage imo.
                                                                  theres more start up bands than ever before now, and they're playing bigger festivals, as theres more of the festivals as the bigger acts are making their big money from them. theres more of a movement towards own labels, and more tours. the only people who are making less money is the HUGE acts, and their labels, which were bullying the smaller acts out of the market. now, its much more balanced and fair, and lets you hear more music.
                                                                  http://mobro.co/zuroph
                                                                  donate to my hairy lip!

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                                                                    Originally posted by KevIRL View Post
                                                                    Yes, for a week.
                                                                    what happened there is he still allowed attend the live game?

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                                                                      Originally posted by Donk Magnet View Post
                                                                      what happened there is he still allowed attend the live game?
                                                                      I'm not gonna go into it. We'd have no problem in him playing the live game, he just cant use the site for the next week

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                                                                        Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
                                                                        Oh wow

                                                                        [NSFW="."][/NSFW]
                                                                        Originally posted by Wombatman View Post
                                                                        Raise
                                                                        [NSFW="NSFW"][/NSFW]
                                                                        I'm all in (her)

                                                                        nsfw
                                                                        SPOILER
                                                                        <snip>]


                                                                        A bit too much imo
                                                                        Last edited by Flushdraw; 07-06-11, 22:06.

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                                                                          Originally posted by CourierCollie View Post

                                                                          I'd be far more concerned about movies/tv being able to continue to supply without the income from dvd sales. I still buy quite a lot, though I'll never be paying €100 for a single season boxset, like I used to not so long ago.
                                                                          You're probably right, I'm just not as passionate about movies and TV as I am about music, hence illegal downloading of them doesn't bother me as much.

                                                                          Obv an extreme hypothetical but if movies and TV became extinct I'd probably mourn for a day or two, but if it happened to music I'd reach for the noose.
                                                                          I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                                            Originally posted by Donkathon View Post
                                                                            I'm all in (her)

                                                                            nsfw
                                                                            SPOILER
                                                                            <snip>
                                                                            FFS thats a bit much!!! this place is turning into a porn site
                                                                            Last edited by Flushdraw; 07-06-11, 22:07.
                                                                            Her sky-ness
                                                                            © 5starpool

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                                                                              Originally posted by KevIRL View Post
                                                                              I'm not gonna go into it. We'd have no problem in him playing the live game, he just cant use the site for the next week
                                                                              ok gg

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                                                                                Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Post
                                                                                FFS thats a bit much!!! this place is turning into a porn site
                                                                                It had a "nsfw" on it clearly you shouldn't click it if your offended by nudity

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                                                                                  Had a weird experience tonight.

                                                                                  I was invited by my gf to a dinner party for a Chinese couple she knows who had a civil ceremony before their traditional Chinese ceremony next week. I was given the directions to the restaurant and seeing that it was nearby I rocked up after work at about 5:50pm even though it wasn’t to start until 6 I had nothing else on so fuck it.

                                                                                  First tell-tale bad sign was the sign outside the door saying “All you can eat buffet: €6.99”. I head in sporting the old 3-piece suit from work and am greeted by an assortment of students and homeless people noshing into the meal deals. Waiter spots me straight off and figures I am with the wedding party and offers to show me to the “function room”. We proceed to go up 3 flights of stairs passing what I am reasonably sure was somebody’s living room. When I get inside I throw the suit jacket over the nearest chair and am about to throw the feet up when I am charged by two fucking HUGE rats bearing down on me like the fucking Light Brigade. Me and the waiter both pussy out and make for the door quick smart. When we get outside he apologises and asks me to wait there. He comes back up with 6 other Chinese men in aprons wearing industrial sized black gloves. One of them is carrying a box. The others are carrying meat cleavers.

                                                                                  The 6 lads venture into the room and proceed to make noises that were a cross between a samurai film and a Benny Hill sketch. Meanwhile another punter rocks up with a bucket of water and a sponge and heads in after them. My waiter then starts telling me how he hates rats…unless they’re cooked right… and then proceeds to laugh at this as if nothing funnier has ever been uttered in human history. Meanwhile I am getting flashbacks to the “All you can eat” sign and having horror thoughts of how they keep it so cheap.

                                                                                  Next thing the lads rock out with a look of victory in their eyes and wordlessly proceed down the stairs. The waiter asks me to hang on outside until he sees if the other guests have arrived. I duly obliged. When the others finally did get there and we were shown inside I saw 2 distinct wet patches in the carpet near the wall and I almost vomited on the bride. Luckily I was distracted by 2 sudden realisations. First, I was one of only 2 people in the room who wasn’t arguing loudly in Chinese and secondly the Chinese for “Function Room” is clearly “Karaoke Bar”. I was then treated to 2 hours of renditions of Kiss from a Rose by Seal as well as, most pleasingly, “Rasputin” by Boney M that, and I am sorry but it’s true, sounds class in a Chinese accent. All of this while explaining to a woman who didn’t speak a word of English that I wasn’t eating because I’d had a big lunch and just couldn’t have another bite.

                                                                                  TL;DR

                                                                                  Cliffs: Unless absolutely unavoidable do not go to Chinese weddings.
                                                                                  Last edited by Kayroo; 07-06-11, 21:43.
                                                                                  You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
                                                                                  World Record Holder for Long Distance Soul Reads: May 7th 2011

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                                                                                    Originally posted by Zuroph View Post
                                                                                    theres more start up bands than ever before now, and they're playing bigger festivals, as theres more of the festivals as the bigger acts are making their big money from them. theres more of a movement towards own labels, and more tours. the only people who are making less money is the HUGE acts, and their labels, which were bullying the smaller acts out of the market. now, its much more balanced and fair, and lets you hear more music.
                                                                                    Pretty good food for thought tbh.

                                                                                    Maybe I'm wrong.
                                                                                    I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that

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                                                                                      Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Post
                                                                                      FFS thats a bit much!!! this place is turning into a porn site
                                                                                      Please enter your credit card details to continue.

                                                                                      Cost :
                                                                                      $34.99 - 1 month non recurring
                                                                                      $24.99 - 1 month recurring
                                                                                      $64.99 - 3 months recurring

                                                                                      T's and C's apply

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                                                                                        Originally posted by Donkathon View Post
                                                                                        It had a "nsfw" on it clearly you shouldn't click it if your offended by nudity
                                                                                        ah well you know yourself its like a sign saying "wet paint" u just gotta touch it, but jayus i wasnt expecting that big feckin fanny in me face
                                                                                        Her sky-ness
                                                                                        © 5starpool

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                                                                                          Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Post
                                                                                          FFS thats a bit much!!! this place is turning into a porn site
                                                                                          bloody wimminz



                                                                                          "Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

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                                                                                            Originally posted by Lazare View Post
                                                                                            Obv an extreme hypothetical but if movies and TV became extinct I'd probably mourn for a day or two, but if it happened to music I'd reach for the noose.
                                                                                            Or buy a guitar ffs. Music would still exist even if no recording of it was available. Considering taking up the sax again, haven't played in about 15 years
                                                                                            Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.

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                                                                                              Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Post
                                                                                              ah well you know yourself its like a sign saying "wet paint" u just gotta touch it, but jayus i wasnt expecting that big feckin fanny in me face
                                                                                              lol keep going,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yeah I like that

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                                                                                                Originally posted by Kayroo View Post
                                                                                                TL;DR

                                                                                                Cliffs: Unless absolutely unavoidable do not go to Chinese weddings, and never ever eat in a €6.99 all you can eat buffet

                                                                                                FYP

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                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kayroo View Post
                                                                                                  Had a weird experience tonight.

                                                                                                  I was invited by my gf to a dinner party for a Chinese couple she knows who had a civil ceremony before their traditional Chinese ceremony next week. I was given the directions to the restaurant and seeing that it was on Abbey St. I rocked up after work at about 5:50pm even though it wasn’t to start until 6 I had nothing else on so fuck it.

                                                                                                  First tell-tale bad sign was the sign outside the door saying “All you can eat buffet: €6.99”. I head in sporting the old 3-piece suit from work and am greeted by an assortment of students and homeless people noshing into the meal deals. Waiter spots me straight off and figures I am with the wedding party and offers to show me to the “function room”. We proceed to go up 3 flights of stairs passing what I am reasonably sure was somebody’s living room. When I get inside I throw the suit jacket over the nearest chair and am about to throw the feet up when I am charged by two fucking HUGE rats bearing down on me like the fucking Light Brigade. Me and the waiter both pussy out and make for the door quick smart. When we get outside he apologises and asks me to wait there. He comes back up with 6 other Chinese men in aprons wearing industrial sized black gloves. One of them is carrying a box. The others are carrying meat cleavers.

                                                                                                  The 6 lads venture into the room and proceed to make noises that were a cross between a samurai film and a Benny Hill sketch. Meanwhile another punter rocks up with a bucket of water and a sponge and heads in after them. My waiter then starts telling me how he hates rats…unless they’re cooked right… and then proceeds to laugh at this as if nothing funnier has ever been uttered in human history. Meanwhile I am getting flashbacks to the “All you can eat” sign and having horror thoughts of how they keep it so cheap.

                                                                                                  Next thing the lads rock out with a look of victory in their eyes and wordlessly proceed down the stairs. The waiter asks me to hang on outside until he sees if the other guests have arrived. I duly obliged. When the others finally did get there and we were shown inside I saw 2 distinct wet patches in the carpet near the wall and I almost vomited on the bride. Luckily I was distracted by 2 sudden realisations. First, I was one of only 2 people in the room who wasn’t arguing loudly in Chinese and secondly the Chinese for “Function Room” is clearly “Karaoke Bar”. I was then treated to 2 hours of renditions of Kiss from a Rose by Seal as well as, most pleasingly, “Rasputin” by Boney M that, and I am sorry but it’s true, sounds class in a Chinese accent. All of this while explaining to a woman who didn’t speak a word of English that I wasn’t eating because I’d had a big lunch and just couldn’t have another bite.

                                                                                                  TL;DR

                                                                                                  Cliffs: Unless absolutely unavoidable do not go to Chinese weddings.
                                                                                                  oh my fucking god, i would have ran a mile, ughhhh
                                                                                                  you should make a call to the health crowd !!!!
                                                                                                  Her sky-ness
                                                                                                  © 5starpool

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                                                                                                    Originally posted by Kayroo View Post
                                                                                                    Had a weird experience tonight.

                                                                                                    TL;DR

                                                                                                    Cliffs: Unless absolutely unavoidable do not go to Chinese weddings.
                                                                                                    A Chinese in Monkstown which did an all you can eat was very recently shut down when it was found that their crispy shredded chicken was in fact crispy shredded seagull.

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                                                                                                      Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Post
                                                                                                      oh my fucking god, i would have ran a mile, ughhhh
                                                                                                      you should make a call to the health crowd !!!!
                                                                                                      I actually know the Environmental Health Officer for the area and he'll be getting a call in the morning.
                                                                                                      You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
                                                                                                      World Record Holder for Long Distance Soul Reads: May 7th 2011

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                                                                                                        Originally posted by Kayroo View Post
                                                                                                        I actually know the Environmental Health Officer for the area and he'll be getting a call in the morning.
                                                                                                        Rat
                                                                                                        ''Oh my god, I'm dropping shit like a pigeon
                                                                                                        I hope you're listening, smacking babies at their christening''

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                                                                                                          joe duffy is going to be very good tomorrow imo



                                                                                                          "Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

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                                                                                                            Originally posted by Kayroo View Post
                                                                                                            Had a weird experience tonight.

                                                                                                            I was invited by my gf to a dinner party for a Chinese couple she knows who had a civil ceremony before their traditional Chinese ceremony next week. I was given the directions to the restaurant and seeing that it was on Abbey St. I rocked up after work at about 5:50pm even though it wasn’t to start until 6 I had nothing else on so fuck it.

                                                                                                            First tell-tale bad sign was the sign outside the door saying “All you can eat buffet: €6.99”. I head in sporting the old 3-piece suit from work and am greeted by an assortment of students and homeless people noshing into the meal deals. Waiter spots me straight off and figures I am with the wedding party and offers to show me to the “function room”. We proceed to go up 3 flights of stairs passing what I am reasonably sure was somebody’s living room. When I get inside I throw the suit jacket over the nearest chair and am about to throw the feet up when I am charged by two fucking HUGE rats bearing down on me like the fucking Light Brigade. Me and the waiter both pussy out and make for the door quick smart. When we get outside he apologises and asks me to wait there. He comes back up with 6 other Chinese men in aprons wearing industrial sized black gloves. One of them is carrying a box. The others are carrying meat cleavers.

                                                                                                            The 6 lads venture into the room and proceed to make noises that were a cross between a samurai film and a Benny Hill sketch. Meanwhile another punter rocks up with a bucket of water and a sponge and heads in after them. My waiter then starts telling me how he hates rats…unless they’re cooked right… and then proceeds to laugh at this as if nothing funnier has ever been uttered in human history. Meanwhile I am getting flashbacks to the “All you can eat” sign and having horror thoughts of how they keep it so cheap.

                                                                                                            Next thing the lads rock out with a look of victory in their eyes and wordlessly proceed down the stairs. The waiter asks me to hang on outside until he sees if the other guests have arrived. I duly obliged. When the others finally did get there and we were shown inside I saw 2 distinct wet patches in the carpet near the wall and I almost vomited on the bride. Luckily I was distracted by 2 sudden realisations. First, I was one of only 2 people in the room who wasn’t arguing loudly in Chinese and secondly the Chinese for “Function Room” is clearly “Karaoke Bar”. I was then treated to 2 hours of renditions of Kiss from a Rose by Seal as well as, most pleasingly, “Rasputin” by Boney M that, and I am sorry but it’s true, sounds class in a Chinese accent. All of this while explaining to a woman who didn’t speak a word of English that I wasn’t eating because I’d had a big lunch and just couldn’t have another bite.

                                                                                                            TL;DR

                                                                                                            Cliffs: Unless absolutely unavoidable do not go to Chinese weddings.
                                                                                                            LOL poor people obv

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                                                                                                              Originally posted by thechamp87 View Post
                                                                                                              A Chinese in Monkstown which did an all you can eat was very recently shut down when it was found that their crispy shredded chicken was in fact crispy shredded seagull.
                                                                                                              meh, I've eaten worse

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                                                                                                                Originally posted by KevIRL View Post
                                                                                                                I'm not gonna go into it. We'd have no problem in him playing the live game, he just cant use the site for the next week
                                                                                                                someone stick up some stakes for the lols

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                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kayroo View Post
                                                                                                                  Had a weird experience tonight.

                                                                                                                  I was invited by my gf to a dinner party for a Chinese couple she knows who had a civil ceremony before their traditional Chinese ceremony next week. I was given the directions to the restaurant and seeing that it was nearby I rocked up after work at about 5:50pm even though it wasn’t to start until 6 I had nothing else on so fuck it.

                                                                                                                  First tell-tale bad sign was the sign outside the door saying “All you can eat buffet: €6.99”. I head in sporting the old 3-piece suit from work and am greeted by an assortment of students and homeless people noshing into the meal deals. Waiter spots me straight off and figures I am with the wedding party and offers to show me to the “function room”. We proceed to go up 3 flights of stairs passing what I am reasonably sure was somebody’s living room. When I get inside I throw the suit jacket over the nearest chair and am about to throw the feet up when I am charged by two fucking HUGE rats bearing down on me like the fucking Light Brigade. Me and the waiter both pussy out and make for the door quick smart. When we get outside he apologises and asks me to wait there. He comes back up with 6 other Chinese men in aprons wearing industrial sized black gloves. One of them is carrying a box. The others are carrying meat cleavers.

                                                                                                                  The 6 lads venture into the room and proceed to make noises that were a cross between a samurai film and a Benny Hill sketch. Meanwhile another punter rocks up with a bucket of water and a sponge and heads in after them. My waiter then starts telling me how he hates rats…unless they’re cooked right… and then proceeds to laugh at this as if nothing funnier has ever been uttered in human history. Meanwhile I am getting flashbacks to the “All you can eat” sign and having horror thoughts of how they keep it so cheap.

                                                                                                                  Next thing the lads rock out with a look of victory in their eyes and wordlessly proceed down the stairs. The waiter asks me to hang on outside until he sees if the other guests have arrived. I duly obliged. When the others finally did get there and we were shown inside I saw 2 distinct wet patches in the carpet near the wall and I almost vomited on the bride. Luckily I was distracted by 2 sudden realisations. First, I was one of only 2 people in the room who wasn’t arguing loudly in Chinese and secondly the Chinese for “Function Room” is clearly “Karaoke Bar”. I was then treated to 2 hours of renditions of Kiss from a Rose by Seal as well as, most pleasingly, “Rasputin” by Boney M that, and I am sorry but it’s true, sounds class in a Chinese accent. All of this while explaining to a woman who didn’t speak a word of English that I wasn’t eating because I’d had a big lunch and just couldn’t have another bite.

                                                                                                                  TL;DR

                                                                                                                  Cliffs: Unless absolutely unavoidable do not go to Chinese weddings.
                                                                                                                  You could have asked for beef it;s the chicken they use rat for

                                                                                                                  Sounds like an experience you had. I certainly wont be going to any traditional Chinese weddings after that lol

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                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Bubbleking View Post
                                                                                                                    someone stick up some stakes for the lols
                                                                                                                    i had a load up yesterday he never applied for 1 now i know why

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                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View Post
                                                                                                                      You could have asked for beef it;s the chicken they use rat for

                                                                                                                      Sounds like an experience you had. I certainly wont be going to any traditional Chinese weddings after that lol
                                                                                                                      I'm sure the traditional one was class. This was after the civil ceremony.
                                                                                                                      You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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                                                                                                                        Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Post
                                                                                                                        ah well you know yourself its like a sign saying "wet paint" u just gotta touch it, but jayus i wasnt expecting that big feckin fanny in me face
                                                                                                                        Thats exactly where id want it

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                                                                                                                          is bob dylan still worth going to see live??



                                                                                                                          "Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

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