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Originally posted by RasTa View PostYup, in other news came back from a quick cycle to the shops and there was a TG4 rep outside. He wants to film some new documentary in the grounds of our manor and inside the house. 200 quid for the day's shooting. 3-1.30am
It would be rude not to.
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Originally posted by RasTa View PostYup, in other news came back from a quick cycle to the shops and there was a TG4 rep outside. He wants to film some new documentary in the grounds of our manor and inside the house. 200 quid for the day's shooting. 3-1.30am
It would be rude not to.
Originally posted by RasTa View PostRenting one
was gearing myself up for some major flirting with a Lord on the 11th june
Ah well!Her sky-ness
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Pregnant teen smoked 20 cigarettes daily to make her baby stronger
A young mother who smoked 15 - 20 cigarettes a day during pregnancy claimed it helped to make her baby stronger.
Charlie Wilcox, 20, from Rainham, Kent, was warned that smoking while pregnant restricted the amount of oxygen available to her unborn baby. However, she believed that this would make her unborn baby's heart work harder.
Appearing on BBC3's Misbehaving Mums To Be, she said: It's making the baby use its heart on its own in the first place, so that when it comes out, its going to be able to do those things by itself.
"Where's the proof that it's so bad to smoke?
When pregnant, tests showed that the levels of carbon monoxide in Ms Wilcox's blood were six times higher than those considered safe.
Carbon monoxide in cigarette smoke competes with oxygen in the blood, lowering the amount of oxygen available to the unborn baby's developing organs and tissues, one of the reasons why smokers are more likely to give birth prematurely or to babies of a low birth weight.
Ms Wilcox said she generally smoked around 15 to 20 cigarettes a day during the first six months of pregnancy, but cut back to around five a day for the remainder of the pregnancy.
When her daughter Lilly was born - ten days early - she weighed 6lb 2oz, more than 1lb less than the UK average.
Reasons to kick the habit while pregnant
- Babies born to smokers:
- Are more likely to be born prematurely, and with a low birth weight
- Are twice as likely to die from cot death
- Are more likely to suffer from respiratory, and other infections
- Have poorer lung function
- Have organs that are smaller on average than babies born to non-smokers
- Are more likely to become smokers themselves in later years
Pregnant mothers who smoke in the later stages of pregnancy may also be at a higher risk of the placenta detaching from the womb, before the baby is born. This can cause a premature birth, oxygen deprivation to the baby or even result in the baby being stillborn.
Cutting back on the number of cigarettes smoked, as Ms Wilcox did, may seem to be a step in the right direction. However, some smokers who do this often start inhaling more deeply, so that the amount of carcinogens and poisons reaching the bloodstream is similar.
sourceX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Nice one Rasta.
Wonder if El Slumlord will complain?People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
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Ji Sung Park was the first person to give the game away.....He's been calling him Lyin Giggs all season
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"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.
"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.
"My point exactly."
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I walked into a car showroom last night.
I said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window."
He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in the window."
I said, "You do now."
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I sent a player off in the first minute of a match today for deliberate handball.
He said, "You haven't got a clue what you're doing, ref."
I said, "That's what they all say... right lads, scrum down."
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A young woman at work is having an operation next week, she said "I'm not sure when I'll be back, it will be when I can drive properly."
Happy retirement love.............
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little johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks, "wheres pakistan"
little johnny shouts "outside miss playin with paki dave"
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I was just informed that a good friend of mine has tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train.
That's the third time now. He's got a terrible track record.
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On holiday in Thailand, I had a close call and almost ended up shagging a ladyboy. She looked like a woman and spoke like a woman, and I didn't suspect a thing. But then I realised something was wrong when she drove us safely back to the hotel and parked the car.
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I was watching a documentary about a Chinese guy who got facial re-constructional plastic surgery to look more Caucasian.
It was a real eye opener.
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I was offered a job once at the Waldorf making salads.
Turned it down though, the celery wasn't big enough.
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WOW
Emmets spoof from the Onion last night has been topped.
http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by RasTa View PostTesco are doing 24 cans for 24 quid from the list below, you can also mix the beers. lol'ing at some of the photos on the thread.
Kopparberg Mixed Fruit
Bulmers Berry
Bulmers Light
Bulmers Original
Bulmers Pear
Kopparberg Pear
Guinness
Heineken
Budweiser
Coors Light
Miller
Dutch Gold
Kopparberg Strawberry & Lime
Carlsberg
Carling
"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Originally posted by Sledgejammer View PostOn that ninite website, which of those security applications are worth installing? I've very little in terms of anti virus and spyware etc on my laptop and that's probably not a good thing..."you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View PostMicrosoft Security Essentials and Malwarebytes.
Also, when get the Iphone will that try to mess up my itunes set up for the itouch or can you have seperate settings for both?
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Originally posted by Zuroph View PostWOW
Emmets spoof from the Onion last night has been topped.
is that the Sindo?
I have to buy that disgusting pile of shite for my Father every week, I wait till there is no one in the shop and get them to put it in a brown paper bag for me just in case anyone sees me with it.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by ghostface ste View PostZod put these on my laptop and no probs. I meant to check if I should have something like AVG on it too?? I should go do some sort of course.
Also, when get the Iphone will that try to mess up my itunes set up for the itouch or can you have seperate settings for both?Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by ghostface ste View PostZod put these on my laptop and no probs. I meant to check if I should have something like AVG on it too?? I should go do some sort of course.
Also, when get the Iphone will that try to mess up my itunes set up for the itouch or can you have seperate settings for both?"you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View Post
is that the Sindo?
I have to buy that disgusting pile of shite for my Father every week, I wait till there is no one in the shop and get them to put it in a brown paper bag for me just in case anyone sees me with it.http://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostPeople want to know whats wrong with me, I am literally in tears, and feel a little sick from laughing.
Funniest post ever.I hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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If someone told me when I woke today that I would make Strewelpeter cry, I'd have laughed right in their stupid face.X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Strewelpeter View PostPeople want to know whats wrong with me, I am literally in tears, and feel a little sick from laughing.
Funniest post ever.
Originally posted by Sometime Happy DudeI deliberated over my third pick, I was sorely tempted to pick the Soviet National AnthemI hold silver in tit for tat, and I love you for that
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Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View Posthttp://mobro.co/zuroph
donate to my hairy lip!
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Originally posted by DAMO72 View PostIve been uing Norton Anti virus but it has run out now .
Would downloading those 2 do me now instead of paying for a new Norton??
Her sky-ness
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Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View Post
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Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View Post
some stupid quests tbh but I still got the how many states one wrong 50 didn't seem rite & went for 51
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostGot a letter from western union asking me to complete the identification process started on their website. I'm guessing this can't be good.
I have never had a Western Union account either lol
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Originally posted by MrsFlushdraw View PostOriginally posted by Zuroph View Postwhat a load of crap. 17 out of 25, would have been higher if it wasnt for the stupid ummmmmerican answers. lol at the Coriolis effect question
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Originally posted by KevIRL View PostSPOILER1. Bono
2. Lenny Kravitz
3. Andy Warhol
4. Bob Geldof
5. Christina Aguilera
6. Kurt Cobain
7. Aretha Franklin
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10. George Harrison
11. Whitney Houston
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13You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
World Record Holder for Long Distance Soul Reads: May 7th 2011
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Originally posted by KevIRL View Post
2. Kravitz
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4. Geldof
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6. Cobain
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8. Yorke
9. Casey Affleck?
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11. Jennifer Hudson
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13.Last edited by Charlie Sheen; 01-06-11, 19:23.
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View Post19 out of 25. AFAIR i got the hotdog one wrong (stupid amercians) the American flag one, the venntian blinds and some of the stupid FM dial things!
everyone know you get 8 buns in a pack but only 6 hotdogs, make sense? No but thats yanks for ya
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