Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Strewelpeter]

Smart fellow

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d62_1306850504

FFS! I just clicked through a link on that page and found myself watching the weirdist shit I've seen in a long time. Can't be unseen type shit.

[tylerdurden94]

Sorry to say TD, I don't



You are doing it wrong then

Then what was the point to your post?

I wouldnt be opposing Djoker at all

Also - PP said if its a Rafa Djoker final theyd go 6/4 Djoker. Not too sure on the source, any1 else heard this?





The last thrones i saw ended with

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the kings hand being held at knife point

have i seen them all to date? or is there another out now online somewhere?



friend of mine is an AP - and she just got a role to go out to LA NYC to shoot the next series of Thrones. Lucky gal

Thats pretty cool.

Walking Tall just starting on UTV, the Rock's best film.

[coillcam]

Ship the two night in row migraine before heading to bed. I can barely focus on the screen it's blurry as fuck, grrr.

In other news could the person who is viewing my profile, read - stalking me on IPB please message me as to why or fuck right off. It's taking the piss at this stage.

[ghostface]

Walking Tall just starting on UTV, the Rock's best film.

Welcome to the Jungle and Grid Iron gang i prefer, not hating on Walking Tall tho, good flick.

[Flushdraw]

A few films here, but does anyone fancy giving me a top 3 or top 5 from the list or maybe a couple to avoid at all costs. Tilted from poker so going to watch one or two of them. Cheers

Hangover II
Red Riding Hood
Beastly
Unknown
Your Highness
Thor
Limitless
Tunnel
Battle: Los Angeles
Hidden
Hyenas
The Company Men
Change of Plans
Priest
Tron
Elephant White
The Adjustment Bureau
I am Number 4
Soul Surfer
The Lincoln Lawyer
Kill The Irishman
Knockout
The Sunset Limited
Somebody's Hero
The Rite
No Strings Attached
The Roommate
The Dilemma
Insidious
Hanna
Scream4
Blood Out
Burning Bright
The Inheritance
Street Kings : Motor City
Just Go With It
The Mechanic
Source Code
Sucker Punch
Dead Awake
Blooded
Don't Fade Away
The Speed of Thought
Country Strong
Husk
Jack Falls
The King's Speech
Little Fockers
The Scientist
Mars Needs Moms
London Boulevard
House of Bones
Area 51
The Clinic
The Social Network
Breadcrumbs
Skyline
Original Sin
Travellers

[Maloney]

Ship the two night in row migraine before heading to bed. I can barely focus on the screen it's blurry as fuck, grrr.

In other news could the person who is viewing my profile, read - stalking me on IPB please message me as to why or fuck right off. It's taking the piss at this stage.

Jesus thats pretty strange, more than double the next person. Maybe its a load hot birds??

Edit: i obv had to have a look, theres noting exciting in it nor anything worth reading. strange

[Angry-Ball]

just a quick check in here will suffice me thinks

what do people normally do here?
its a rush tournie so no real reads on villian

Full Tilt, NL Hold'em Tournament, 140/280 Blinds, 25 Ante, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: 16,032
SB: 5,980
BB: 14,950
Hero (UTG): 51,583
UTG+1: 13,520
UTG+2: 33,681
MP1: 29,996
MP2: 8,260
CO: 31,185

Pre-Flop: (645) 8 8 dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to 560, 6 folds, SB raises to 5,955 and is All-In,
hero ?????

[bp_me]

That's a hell of a list but definitely skip red riding hood.

[sligoboi]

*Clicks on Coillcams profile page to see what's so interesting*

*Adds to problem*

[coillcam]

Jesus thats pretty strange, more than double the next person. Maybe its a load hot birds??

Yeah, I believe there is a direct correlation between profile views on IPB and attractiveness to the opposite sex that is of course without mentioning sexual prowess

[MegaSin]

Ship the two night in row migraine before heading to bed. I can barely focus on the screen it's blurry as fuck, grrr.

In other news could the person who is viewing my profile, read - stalking me on IPB please message me as to why or fuck right off. It's taking the piss at this stage.

Is that your excuse for losing at Fifa?

[bp_me]

Yeah, I believe there is a direct correlation between profile views on IPB and attractiveness to the opposite sex that is of course without mentioning sexual prowess

Clearly you are a big deal on the internet

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[ghostface]

A few films here, but does anyone fancy giving me a top 3 or top 5 from the list or maybe a couple to avoid at all costs. Tilted from poker so going to watch one or two of them. Cheers

Hangover II
Thor
Tron
Kill The Irishman
Hanna
The King's Speech

The Kings Speech is excellent. Kill the Irishman was very good and Thor was one of the most enjoyable films I've seen in a whole for what it is. Tron is excellent and the soundtrack is awesome, really needs to be seen in the cinema tho

[Emmet]

@coilcam, is it possible that there is a link to your profile somewhere else in the internet world that is generating the clicks? So bizarre!

[Maloney]

just a quick check in here will suffice me thinks

what do people normally do here?
its a rush tournie so no real reads on villian

Full Tilt, NL Hold'em Tournament, 140/280 Blinds, 25 Ante, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: 16,032
SB: 5,980
BB: 14,950
Hero (UTG): 51,583
UTG+1: 13,520
UTG+2: 33,681
MP1: 29,996
MP2: 8,260
CO: 31,185

Pre-Flop: (645) 8 8 dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to 560, 6 folds, SB raises to 5,955 and is All-In,
hero ?????

When i open a hand like this i usually have rough idea what ill do when certain stacks shove/3bet ect, and thats one the stacks id be calling. Obv ive no notes ect or stats unless hes redic tight I'm calling

[Flushdraw]

That's a hell of a list but definitely skip red riding hood.

My connection is so crap, that i could never download a film. Sky Player is also playing up a little so these films are on another site that seems to be ok for streaming on my connection. All pirated copies so won't be sure how good they are till i try!

[MegaSin]

A few films here, but does anyone fancy giving me a top 3 or top 5 from the list or maybe a couple to avoid at all costs. Tilted from poker so going to watch one or two of them. Cheers

Hangover II (Meh kinda shit)
Red Riding Hood
Beastly
Unknown (Not to bad to be honest)
Your Highness
Thor (Nice flick I enjoyed it)
Limitless
Tunnel
Battle: Los Angeles (So paint by the numbers boring)
Hidden
Hyenas
The Company Men
Change of Plans
Priest
Tron
Elephant White
The Adjustment Bureau (Turned out to be a love story.... a shit love story)
I am Number 4
Soul Surfer
The Lincoln Lawyer
Kill The Irishman
Knockout
The Sunset Limited
Somebody's Hero
The Rite
No Strings Attached
The Roommate
The Dilemma
Insidious
Hanna
Scream4
Blood Out
Burning Bright
The Inheritance
Street Kings : Motor City
Just Go With It
The Mechanic
Source Code (Very boring and silly ending to boot)
Sucker Punch (drab and repetative)
Dead Awake
Blooded
Don't Fade Away
The Speed of Thought
Country Strong
Husk
Jack Falls
The King's Speech
Little Fockers
The Scientist
Mars Needs Moms
London Boulevard
House of Bones
Area 51
The Clinic
The Social Network (See this film NOW)
Breadcrumbs
Skyline
Original Sin
Travellers

Gave a quick review of some there

[bp_me]

My connection is so crap, that i could never download a film. Sky Player is also playing up a little so these films are on another site that seems to be ok for streaming on my connection. All pirated copies so won't be sure how good they are till i try!

JDownloader + rapidshare premium + patience = movie happiness

[ghostface]

Love this scene at start of Welcome to the Jungle

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td1rejGFEj8[/ame]

[coillcam]

Is that your excuse for losing at Fifa?

I couldn't hit a bull's arse with a shovel in any game. The goals I scored were jammy. The night before I played moneymaker and I poxed about 50% of my goals.

Clearly you are a big deal on the internet

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Think BK9 has a lot to live up to in the run up to the IPB live game.

@coilcam, is it possible that there is a link to your profile somewhere else in the internet world that is generating the clicks? So bizarre!

I reckoned so before but I can't explain where the click throughs are coming from, I noticed this a couple of months ago and thought nothing of it. My username is fairly googleable though and I think decreasing my online identity is on the cards.

EDIT: Just check boards.ie and I only have 1301 views there over a much larger sample so something fairly odd is going on.

[ghostface]

@ Megasin, Unknown is a disaster of a film and I'd stab my eyes out before ever watching that again

[MegaSin]

@ Megasin, Unknown is a disaster of a film and I'd stab my eyes out before ever watching that again

Shit so you are right. I mistook it for this film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/

[Flushdraw]

JDownloader + rapidshare premium + patience = movie happiness

The max download speed on my connection is 0.8m and it's not going to get any quicker. Downloads just can't be done as it takes more than a little patience!

[ghostface]

Shit so you are right. I mistook it for this film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/

Was very impressed with Taken, didnt picture Neeson being able to carry that off but was very good in it

[Emmet]

The max download speed on my connection is 0.8m and it's not going to get any quicker. Downloads just can't be done as it takes more than a little patience!

Streaming = downloading a temp file

[bp_me]

The max download speed on my connection is 0.8m and it's not going to get any quicker. Downloads just can't be done as it takes more than a little patience!

There are SD mkv files that would work for you over time. Like I said.. patience

Tv shows in about 130mb. Movies in 400mb or so.

[nicnicnic]

Ship the two night in row migraine before heading to bed. I can barely focus on the screen it's blurry as fuck, grrr.

In other news could the person who is viewing my profile, read - stalking me on IPB please message me as to why or fuck right off. It's taking the piss at this stage.

Lets get him to the big 5000

[sligoboi]

Hustle is such chewing gum for the eyes, but a good watch all the same!

[MegaSin]

Was very impressed with Taken, didnt picture Neeson being able to carry that off but was very good in it

Don't know. Think he was pretty badass in Darkman

But yeah it had been a while since that role and thought he played it great.... Wait a minute, that film was made in 2005 wasn't it. That gives me a good idea for a certain draft game

[ArmaniJeans]

Remembering noticing that before Coillcam and thinking you were a strange candidate to be number 1 on profile visits.

Maybe the mods can see the list of visitors and put an end to the mystery.

My theory is that one person clicked on your profile and accidentally put the link into the copy&paste buffer.
They then continued to do what they were doing in another tab, which was pasting a link to a video on a porn site. But instead of the porn link its your profile. So somewhere theres a webpage with 'look at the hammers on this' but it links to your profile.

[mickste]

Only catching up on eagleeye's trolling on the Paul Scholes thread in the other place.Some gems in there but my personal fav(when describing Veron's failure at Man u):

What went wrong with Veron is that he was used to the slower pace of the Serie A game and it suited him much better. He liked to spread the ball with long curling passes but they weren't going to be as accurate in windy English stadiums

Genuine LOL. cheers ee

[TomD]

Flushdraw,

Its actually really hard to give you a top five from that list, there is so much shit there tbh.

Some popcorn mindless films on the list would be The Lincoln lawyer, Thor and Unknown.

I really enjoyed the Kings speech though.

[Charlie Sheen]

Only catching up on eagleeye's trolling on the Paul Scholes thread in the other place.Some gems in there but my personal fav(when describing Veron's failure at Man u):

What went wrong with Veron is that he was used to the slower pace of the Serie A game and it suited him much better. He liked to spread the ball with long curling passes but they weren't going to be as accurate in windy English stadiums

Genuine LOL. cheers ee

That's genius, the Fulham fan trying to troll now hasn't a patch on EE.

[Emmet]

Is EE serious or not serious? Or serious but says he's not serious because we're laughing?

[AndyFatBastard]

The Social Network (See this film NOW)

This!

[Flushdraw]

Streaming = downloading a temp file

All i know is that whenever i try to download anything, it takes an absolute age. Took 5 hours to download a flim one night and had to get Gillian to leave her laptop alone while doing it. When streaming, i just hit play, pause it for about 30 mins then watch it while the buffering catches up with itself. I usually have to do it once more throughout the film.

Same with youtube etc and i can't even stream Sky. It's a nightmare living in the sticks!

Flushdraw,

Its actually really hard to give you a top five from that list, there is so much shit there tbh.

Some popcorn mindless films on the list would be The Lincoln lawyer, Thor and Unknown.

I really enjoyed the Kings speech though.

Exactly why i posted the list! I know there's going to be some muck in there so rather than IMDB or whatever else them, i said i'd ask the BBV incase there's a couple of gems knocking around

Cheers for the help guys

[6starpool]

Remembering noticing that before Coillcam and thinking you were a strange candidate to be number 1 on profile visits.

Maybe the mods can see the list of visitors and put an end to the mystery.

My theory is that one person clicked on your profile and accidentally put the link into the copy&paste buffer.
They then continued to do what they were doing in another tab, which was pasting a link to a video on a porn site. But instead of the porn link its your profile. So somewhere theres a webpage with 'look at the hammers on this' but it links to your profile.

Nope, fraid not. This is something that can only be updated through the db as well, and even after looking at the list of tables, I have no idea which one it is as it isn't obvious, so it certainly hasn't been done as someone having a laugh.

[MegaSin]

Fucking stupid pilots.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0531/breaking23.html?via=mr

Flying out on the 11th, hope everything is sorted by then.

[Flushdraw]

@ coillcam

Do you get a lot of PMs? Maybe people just keep clicking on your profile to send you PMs but that wouldn't escalate the views to that number.

Have a look at the last 10 people to view your profile. Check back in a day and see who was looked and if the total number has increased more than expected. Might give you an idea if your profile is being viewed by members or from elsehwere

[Flushdraw]

Off to watch the trailers of these and then watch in this order methinks

Social Network
The King's Speech
Thor
Kill the Irishman
Tron
The Lincoln Lawyer

[TomD]

Anyone know of a decent app to chop a DVD. I'd like to divide a BJJ into a few pieces so as user friendly an app as possible please.

[Midnitekowby]

dam took me 4hrs solid to do 2 back2back picks in movie draft

edit-then my pics dont work+1.5hrs

[RasTa]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d61M0manQ1c[/ame]

[Emmet]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUT8ec24anM[/ame]

Jedward's coaches imo

[dannydiamond]

Off to watch the trailers of these and then watch in this order methinks

Social Network
The King's Speech
Thor
Kill the Irishman
Tron
The Lincoln Lawyer

I'd recommend the social network Tony, I really enjoyed it.

Only catching up on eagleeye's trolling on the Paul Scholes thread in the other place.Some gems in there but my personal fav(when describing Veron's failure at Man u):

What went wrong with Veron is that he was used to the slower pace of the Serie A game and it suited him much better. He liked to spread the ball with long curling passes but they weren't going to be as accurate in windy English stadiums

Genuine LOL. cheers ee

Only quoting your post as an example mickste but bashing and insulting a member of this forum for comments elsewhere is absolutely bang out of order.

It's cheap and too easy. If you want to argue take it up with him on the footie forum. Taking the piss in the bbv is pretty pathetic from all involved.

[CHDad]

You know that Djokovic received a walkover and so will have played a match less? also Nadal is 12/5, Federer is 14/5 on Betfair.

You think Mr.Loller thinks about his tips?lol

Ship the two night in row migraine before heading to bed. I can barely focus on the screen it's blurry as fuck, grrr.

In other news could the person who is viewing my profile, read - stalking me on IPB please message me as to why or fuck right off. It's taking the piss at this stage.

To be that far ahead of solks who prob clicked his profile 100 times a day to check his thanks whoring is some achievement, wp.

[cardshark202]

15/8 Nadal to win Roland Garros is surely value. I know Djokovic has been invincible lately but Nadal has never been odds against at the french open.

Also 9/4 Fed to beat Djok aswell. Federer is yet to drop a set. Djokovic obv a worthy fav but the prices are out of line imo

If you've seen Nadal play this year, you would think differently. I fancy soderling to take him tomorrow unless nadal rediscovers his form

[Theresa]

Only quoting your post as an example mickste but bashing and insulting a member of this forum for comments elsewhere is absolutely bang out of order.

It's cheap and too easy. If you want to argue take it up with him on the footie forum. Taking the piss in the bbv is pretty pathetic from all involved.

Nah bollox to this Danny. He is a member here and over there and there are quite a few crossover members. Its not like he can't see these comments, and its certainly not like he can't defend himself.

If nothing else it serves as to warn people here not to take his inane ramblings/trolling seriously, which I think is fair enough.

[tylerdurden94]

dam took me 4hrs solid to do 2 back2back picks in movie draft

You be mad Ted! How did you step away from the pokers for that long

[Micknail]

Good god live tournament poker is tiltingly slow.
Must have called clock on the same guy 40 times. ridic how no-one else on the table realised we were getting 3 hands per level. He'd look at his cards every time, stand up, look at the bet, count to 60, ASK THE DEALER WHAT THE BET WAS, then ask 'how much behind'? call, and repeat on the flop/turn.

He and I were in the blinds, it folds round to him, (neither of us under 20BB, he has most chips on our table) After a minute of thinking he actually asked me, do you want a call?
FUCK RIGHT OFF

[thechamp87]

Only quoting your post as an example mickste but bashing and insulting a member of this forum for comments elsewhere is absolutely bang out of order.

It's cheap and too easy. If you want to argue take it up with him on the footie forum. Taking the piss in the bbv is pretty pathetic from all involved.

Oh come on, he's hardly "bashing and insulting" him in fairness. He's just having a laugh, as did many other posters about the same topic throughout the day.

[tylerdurden94]

Good god live tournament poker is tiltingly slow.
Must have called clock on the same guy 40 times. ridic how no-one else on the table realised we were getting 3 hands per level. He'd look at his cards every time, stand up, look at the bet, count to 60, ASK THE DEALER WHAT THE BET WAS, then ask 'how much behind'? call, and repeat on the flop/turn.

He and I were in the blinds, it folds round to him, (neither of us under 20BB, he has most chips on our table) After a minute of thinking he actually asked me, do you want a call?
FUCK RIGHT OFF

This

[Micknail]

Lolz

[Maloney]

Some strike out of this lad

[ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJz38WZ7_C0&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[tylerdurden94]

Lolz

I've seen 1 or 2 slow players in my time but never had the misfortune of playing against anybody like that thank god, if somebody was seriously that bad I would have words with the TD about this it would totally be unacceptable to me.

[CHDad]

Oh come on, he's hardly "bashing and insulting" him in fairness. He's just having a laugh, as did many other posters about the same topic throughout the day.

mickste must be stopped tbh

[theshortstack]

Player Manager ^^ lol sick volly

[dannydiamond]

Nah bollox to this Danny. He is a member here and over there and there are quite a few crossover members. Its not like he can't see these comments, and its certainly not like he can't defend himself.

If nothing else it serves as to warn people here not to take his inane ramblings/trolling seriously, which I think is fair enough.

Ah, I just don't think it's right, just seems a little bit 'playgroundish' to me.

Oh come on, he's hardly "bashing and insulting" him in fairness. He's just having a laugh, as did many other posters about the same topic throughout the day.

If you read my post you'll see that I was only using that post as means to make a point.
You said it yourself that many posters had a laugh at his expense, he may very well be trolling but that doesn't give any of us the right to take the piss and insult the guy.
If he posted that stuff in here then fair enough but he didn't.
I don't see the guys taking the piss in here taking him up on his comments in the footie forum?

Just my opinion is all, I just don't like it. I'm a big softie at heart though.

[Midnitekowby]

You be mad Ted! How did you step away from the pokers for that long

tell me bout, tried 2 tabling at start, but ended up punting chips away cause focus was on draft, didnt wanna make a hames of it being such an epic thread

[Theresa]

I get what you're saying Danny. Seriously though, the windy English stadiums thing is funny more than insulting. Its pure quality.

I've had a go at Eagle Eye here a few time, I personally dont see anything wrong with it since I know he can see it (unless he has me on ignore, and then it doesnt matter) and I also know that if he wanted to defend himself he can.

Taking it up with him on the soccer forum is a sure fire way of giving yourself a concussion from the amount of banging your head off the keyboard that will follow.