Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[White Knight]

that was my first pick. I just wanted to make sure i was considering everywhere. Fota Island is in the running also. As is the Radisson in Galway but im not sure about it tbh

http://www.icehousehotel.ie/

The only downside was the "bit of a drive" otherwise would not have a bad word to say about it (back in Feb). Lyrath is really high on recommendation list too!

[winston82]

Haha no those were all sent differently, the guy calls my 3bet pre wit k4o and calls my AK down on a flop of AQx only to hit running 4s
He deserved the 65 year old put downs, cause thats alls i got!

You seem like a really nice fella. I beg to wonder if you would say these things in a live game, or are you just the keyboard warrior?

[LuckyLloyd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQW2t4SxvJ0&NR=1

So very good.

[ArmaniJeans]

Haha no those were all sent differently, the guy calls my 3bet pre wit k4o and calls my AK down on a flop of AQx only to hit running 4s
He deserved the 65 year old put downs, cause thats alls i got!

Say you run a pub, and you sell pints of lager at €5.
Except to Pierre, whom you charge €7 a pint. Pierre is too stupid to realise that the going rate is actually €5. And he is an alcoholic who drinks 10 pints a day.

Pierre also gets a weekly free voucher for a beer fom the Herald.
When he presents his voucher once a week, you call him a lucky garlic munching frog, cheese eating surrender monkey whose girlfriend has hairy armpits.

Would you agree you wouldn't be a very clever pub owner?

[V for Vendetta]

Okay! So new plan...

Have finally worked out the data, the tests to run and the hypotheses. No way i'll get the write up done, so aiming to have tests finished and formatted by 5am, then the presentation by six, and won't bother circulating the (unwritten) paper tomorrow - especially since no-one particularly asked for it.

Had to go with a dumbass Chi-square test of independence because after banging head off wall for three hours realise I don't really understand survey statistical techniques. Slightly risky approach to agree to do a paper on techniques I've never used before. Probably just play it up as an exploratory first draft. Not ideal at all really...

Good luck. I just couldn't do that sh1t anymore.

I've pulled the very odd all nighter over the last few years but nothing as last minute as this. Brings back memories of college....

[jackthree]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmM[/ame]

[Solskjaer]

Spanish Newspaper has run out of superlatives to describe the incredible Messi so they have started a competition for it's readers to come up with some.
For once in my life I'm stumped also . He has used them all up.

What is it about gifted left footed players, they always seem to have that extra bit of magic about them. (all the best people are lefties)

Chelsea away to Portsmouth tonight, if they don't win the way is open for Joses return. I hope that happens as the Premier League misses him badly, the only manager since Cloughie that makes you turn the TV volume up tp hear every hilarious word he sez.

[Flushdraw]

I think my fingers are going to fall off. I've entered back 18,000 numbers so far this morning in work. fml

[Zuroph]

Say you run a pub, and you sell pints of lager at €5.
Except to Pierre, whom you charge €7 a pint. Pierre is too stupid to realise that the going rate is actually €5. And he is an alcoholic who drinks 10 pints a day.

Pierre also gets a weekly free voucher for a beer fom the Herald.
When he presents his voucher once a week, you call him a lucky garlic munching frog, cheese eating surrender monkey whose girlfriend has hairy armpits.

Would you agree you wouldn't be a very clever pub owner?

In summary

[eagle eye]

Where is P_L, we need this werewolf thread opened. Dying to see who got munched, fancy myself as a munchee.

[NoRiverRequired]

that was my first pick. I just wanted to make sure i was considering everywhere. Fota Island is in the running also. As is the Radisson in Galway but im not sure about it tbh

The Wineport Lodge outside Athlone is a cracker.Brought herself there for her birthday recently and it went down a treat.

Its a touch on the pricey side but well worth it IMO.
Quality resteraunt and spa as well.

http://www.wineport.ie/

[Zuroph]

Where is P_L, we need this werewolf thread opened. Dying to see who got munched, fancy myself as a munchee.

I think they munched him.. PANIC!!!!!

[Flushdraw]

Where is P_L, we need this werewolf thread opened. Dying to see who got munched, fancy myself as a munchee.

I think he sleeps during the day and wakes up at night. Bit of a vampire methinks

Oh and Ste...wtf does this mean

I won't open it in the next couple of hours anyway, as people being on or off line ATM, won't have a bearing or be a read as to the timing of when I reopen the thread.

[KevIRL]

Awakenings 10 Year Anniversary.

Surely the best ever techno line up ever assembled. 50 quid entry!!!!!!

http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?140301

Line-up /
Area V Open air Stage
Adam Beyer
Bart Skils & Anton Pieete
Belleville 3 (Juan Atkins, Derrick May & Kevin Saunderson)
Collabs3000 (Speedy J & Chris Liebing)
Johanna Mercker & EFDE
Paco Osuna & Alex Under

Area W Open Air Stage
Koen Lebens
Lutzenkirchen LIVE
Loco Dice
Luciano
Raresh
Reboot LIVE
Richie Hawtin

Area X Classix
Angelo
Ben Sims
Billy Nasty
Cari Lekebusch
Oscar Mulero
DJ Remy
Surgeon LIVE
Steve Rachmad

Area Y
Dave Clarke
Jeff Mills
Juan Sanchez
Laurent Garnier & Scan X LIVE
Len Faki
Marcel Dettmann & Ben Klock
Secret Cinema
The Advent & Industrialyzer LIVE

Area Z
A.Paul
Bas Mooy & Radial
D.A.V.E. The Drummer LIVE
DJ Rush
DJ Lukas & O.B.I.
Fernanda Martins & Candy Cox
Marco Remus & Frank Kvitta
Pet Duo LIVE
Zix

Area A
Cassy
Gui Boratto LIVE
James Holden
Mathias Kaden
Melon
Osunlade
Ricardo Tobar LIVE
William Kouam Djoko LIVE

[Solskjaer]

If my plan worked, I was munched

[Luckmode]

You seem like a really nice fella. I beg to wonder if you would say these things in a live game, or are you just the keyboard warrior?

Im a keyboard ninja monk actually.

[Zuroph]

um.. WW thread is still locked. plus u never gave any description of pronutz, villager?

[Zuroph]

Summary of a fucked up appearance by Fat mike from NoFX at SXSW festival, where he tells some very graphic stories as Cokie the Clown.

http://www.pinpointmusic.com/cokie-the-clown-sxsw-2010-fat-mike

Not nice reading, but the twist at the end is unreal....

[TommyGunne]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ[/ame]


I think this is my favourite sketch ever.

[Guest]

JUST IN CASE!???

ok r e t a r d and grass hole are banned words.i put my hands up,yes i said them so now i take my ban on the chin.
ty ace for taking the time to highlight my speech deficts.

Jesus Christ, chat ban brags are not cool

Chat bans are not cool

And, abusing players is not cool

Hells yea they are.

Say you run a pub, and you sell pints of lager at €5.
Except to Pierre, whom you charge €7 a pint. Pierre is too stupid to realise that the going rate is actually €5. And he is an alcoholic who drinks 10 pints a day.

Pierre also gets a weekly free voucher for a beer fom the Herald.
When he presents his voucher once a week, you call him a lucky garlic munching frog, cheese eating surrender monkey whose girlfriend has hairy armpits.

Would you agree you wouldn't be a very clever pub owner?

Hey Luckymode/peterpoop mr bartenderman; Its me Pierre, thanks for all the abuse about my poker drinking and my rough looking burd
I took your advice and bought a couple of books joined AA

now im playing much much better sober and banging your hot slut of a daughter

BTW you do really overplay average hands err I mean I will have a diet sprite please

[peteypop]

Jesus Christ, chat ban brags are not cool

Chat bans are not cool

And, abusing players is not cool

+1.i agree

[jackthree]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmU_q5xrnto[/ame]

[Mellor]

We are going to be starting a Vote Marty campaign for this in the next few days so it wont be lost (hopefully)

I want credit for getting the ball rolling when he ships the first place.

[Zuroph]

Electric Picnic line up

ROXY MUSIC
LEFTFIELD
MASSIVE ATTACK
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
HOT CHIP
THE FRAMES
IMELDA MAY
PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED (PiL)
THE NATIONAL
MODEST MOUSE
MUMFORD & SONS
SEASICK STEVE
GIL SCOTT-HERON
FAT FREDDY’S DROP
BREAKESTRA
CYMANDE
THE WATERBOYS
AFRO CELT SOUNDSYTEM
STEVE EARLE
PAUL BRADY
JONSI
FEVER RAY
BAD LIEUTENANT
LIQUID LIQUID
THE LOW ANTHEM
BEACH HOUSE
THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS
VILLAGERS
ADRIAN CROWLEY
BOOKA SHADE
MR SCRUFF
BLOODY BEETROOTS
CRYSTAL CASTLES
THE BIG PINK
808 STATE
CARIBOU
MESSIAH J & THE EXPERT
THE HORRORS
THE ALARM
HERE WE GO MAGIC
MONOTONIX
REDNECK MANIFESTO
MEMORY TAPES
STEVE MASON
FIELD MUSIC
EDAN
THE DUBLIN GOSPEL CHOIR

[jackthree]

massive attack yes boi!!

[The C Kid]

Awesome line-up.

[6starpool]

Awakenings 10 Year Anniversary.

Surely the best ever techno line up ever assembled. 50 quid entry!!!!!!

http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?140301

Line-up /
Area V Open air Stage
Adam Beyer
Bart Skils & Anton Pieete
Belleville 3 (Juan Atkins, Derrick May & Kevin Saunderson)
Collabs3000 (Speedy J & Chris Liebing)
Johanna Mercker & EFDE
Paco Osuna & Alex Under

Area W Open Air Stage
Koen Lebens
Lutzenkirchen LIVE
Loco Dice
Luciano
Raresh
Reboot LIVE
Richie Hawtin

Area X Classix
Angelo
Ben Sims
Billy Nasty
Cari Lekebusch
Oscar Mulero
DJ Remy
Surgeon LIVE
Steve Rachmad

Area Y
Dave Clarke
Jeff Mills
Juan Sanchez
Laurent Garnier & Scan X LIVE
Len Faki
Marcel Dettmann & Ben Klock
Secret Cinema
The Advent & Industrialyzer LIVE

Area Z
A.Paul
Bas Mooy & Radial
D.A.V.E. The Drummer LIVE
DJ Rush
DJ Lukas & O.B.I.
Fernanda Martins & Candy Cox
Marco Remus & Frank Kvitta
Pet Duo LIVE
Zix

Area A
Cassy
Gui Boratto LIVE
James Holden
Mathias Kaden
Melon
Osunlade
Ricardo Tobar LIVE
William Kouam Djoko LIVE

I have heard of none of them thankfully.

Electric Picnic line up

ROXY MUSIC
LEFTFIELD
MASSIVE ATTACK
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
HOT CHIP
THE FRAMES
IMELDA MAY
PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED (PiL)
THE NATIONAL
MODEST MOUSE
MUMFORD & SONS
SEASICK STEVE
GIL SCOTT-HERON
FAT FREDDY’S DROP
BREAKESTRA
CYMANDE
THE WATERBOYS
AFRO CELT SOUNDSYTEM
STEVE EARLE
PAUL BRADY
JONSI
FEVER RAY
BAD LIEUTENANT
LIQUID LIQUID
THE LOW ANTHEM
BEACH HOUSE
THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS
VILLAGERS
ADRIAN CROWLEY
BOOKA SHADE
MR SCRUFF
BLOODY BEETROOTS
CRYSTAL CASTLES
THE BIG PINK
808 STATE
CARIBOU
MESSIAH J & THE EXPERT
THE HORRORS
THE ALARM
HERE WE GO MAGIC
MONOTONIX
REDNECK MANIFESTO
MEMORY TAPES
STEVE MASON
FIELD MUSIC
EDAN
THE DUBLIN GOSPEL CHOIR

I counted 12 there that I have heard of, and a lot of them the oldies.

[Denny Crane]

Electric Picnic line up


CYMANDE
LIQUID LIQUID

ha sick, i thought those two were long finished.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M77TBtLjrOk[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkrpqx_5dAk[/ame]

[The C Kid]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfgU4iQr8PU[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSqGwOmKEwU[/ame]

Epicness.

[shano_88]

Im insanely hungover. They always put me in a good mood
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49esza4eiK4[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThKNt-GY1ww&feature=related[/ame]

[LuckyLloyd]

Awesome line-up.

I'm so in like flynn.

[NewApproach]

Anyone recommend a decent casino in Manchester or Liverpool for teh pokers? Cheers

[CHDad]

Great news for Irish football, Don Givens has stepped down.

[Raoul Duke III]

I have heard of none of them thankfully.

I counted 12 there that I have heard of, and a lot of them the oldies.

beat me, I got 8

[shano_88]

Also found this fairly entertaining!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3karlwi3KLw&feature=grec[/ame]

[ghostface]

Electric Picnic line up

ROXY MUSIC
LEFTFIELD
MASSIVE ATTACK
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
HOT CHIP
THE FRAMES
IMELDA MAY
PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED (PiL)
THE NATIONAL
MODEST MOUSE
MUMFORD & SONS
SEASICK STEVE
GIL SCOTT-HERON
FAT FREDDY’S DROP
BREAKESTRA
CYMANDE
THE WATERBOYS
AFRO CELT SOUNDSYTEM
STEVE EARLE
PAUL BRADY
JONSI
FEVER RAY
BAD LIEUTENANT
LIQUID LIQUID
THE LOW ANTHEM
BEACH HOUSE
THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS
VILLAGERS
ADRIAN CROWLEY
BOOKA SHADE
MR SCRUFF
BLOODY BEETROOTS
CRYSTAL CASTLES
THE BIG PINK
808 STATE
CARIBOU
MESSIAH J & THE EXPERT
THE HORRORS
THE ALARM
HERE WE GO MAGIC
MONOTONIX
REDNECK MANIFESTO
MEMORY TAPES
STEVE MASON
FIELD MUSIC
EDAN
THE DUBLIN GOSPEL CHOIR

Awesome line-up.

I'm so in like flynn.

This looks like a terrible line up to me

I see Edan is playing, saw him doing a very weird set at Christmas is Twisted Pepper where he went up on stage, hit play, and then came down into the crowd for the whole set. And when that was over there was a photography show after which, as i was blind drunk after christmas party ended up with me howling like a wolf when a pic of one was put up and stumbling out of the place. Ah well

[smurph]

ok r e t a r d and grass hole are banned words.i put my hands up,yes i said them so now i take my ban on the chin.
ty ace for taking the time to highlight my speech deficts.

geebag is okay to use aswell.......
that's probably a girlie saying though

[6starpool]

I tried to fix your youtube post max_power, but I gave up quickly and deleted it instead.

[kakak1]

Anyone recommend a decent casino in Manchester or Liverpool for teh pokers? Cheers

Was in th G Casino, Manchester last Saturday. Was originally only going to play the 9pm tournament but finished up playing both the 3pm & the 9pm. These were only £10 FO with one rebuy or top up also for £10. Also had to pay £4 reg...............for what I ask, one player at the table had to deal. Both tournaments got 50 + players but the whole think was so badly run, youngsters running the floor.

Didn't get a chance to play any cash as I was in the 3pm until about 7.45pm & then had something to eat before the 9pm.

There did seem to be a tasty cash table going which to my knowledge was £50 buy in for a £2/£2/£4 with multible straddles allowed from any position (don't know what you call this as I'm only used to an utg straddle). Stacks looked to be very deep.

At midnight there were 3 full cash table going at what levels I don't know but I didn't venture simply because I couldn't wait to get out of the place with ther noise from the live group playing. The casino itself was very busy on saturday night & a good selection of table games.

[max_power]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxT3i6KwW0M"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxT3i6KwW0M[/ame] Steve Earle

[danutpeddler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxT3i6KwW0M Steve Earle

I love steve earle but he made such a balls of this song!!
So bad.

[Raoul Duke III]

read this little anectode elsewhere but had to share:

"The distinguished historian, Robert Service, in 1968 wrote a major history of the Soviet purges, and was of course denounced for it saying a million died. In 1990, with access to the official histories and the support of the Russian authorities he wrote another edition noting that it could have been closer to 20m. He is reputed to have stated that he felt like retitling it. His chosen but unpublished retitling was .....

I told you so you fucking fools"

[Sirtoyou]

that was my first pick. I just wanted to make sure i was considering everywhere. Fota Island is in the running also. As is the Radisson in Galway but im not sure about it tbh

If you're considering Cork don't let this place go unnoticed lovely spot and a good hub for some great day trips.http://www.castlemartyrresort.ie/spa.html

[Flushdraw]

Just an update on myself and Iago's bet. Lampard is running away with it so thats 1 bet settled, so it's between Arshavin and Gerrard. I've odds of 6/4 that Arshavin gets more points and i've an 11 point cushion so far with only 7/8 games left. Keep it up son and i'll be in profit!

[Wreck]

Just an update on myself and Iago's bet. Lampard is running away with it so thats 1 bet settled, so it's between Arshavin and Gerrard. I've odds of 6/4 that Arshavin gets more points and i've an 11 point cushion so far with only 7/8 games left. Keep it up son and i'll be in profit!

I'm actually very surprised about this as at the time I thought Iago was getting the best of it, but fair play, hope you win!

[Denny Crane]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpEckWHSvXk[/ame]

[Ste05]

LOL, how long was that speech!!

[Raoul Duke III]

LOL, how long was that speech!!

should have got himself a pair of Homer Simpson-esque jury duty glasses

[danutpeddler]

It's gas how all this fitness talk is coinciding with the late arrival of spring. We're just animals at the end of the day.
Cold = hungry = fat
Warm = exercise = skinny

[Raoul Duke III]

It's gas how all this fitness talk is coinciding with the late arrival of spring. We're just animals at the end of the day.
Cold = hungry = fat
Warm = exercise = skinny

airconditioning ftw

[Ace]

It's gas how all this fitness talk is coinciding with the late arrival of spring. We're just animals at the end of the day.
Cold = hungry = fat
Warm = exercise = skinny

i assume i'm the exception to that rule...

[6starpool]

i assume i'm the exception to that rule...

It's ok Donal, I'll be your counterpoint.

[Closed_Account]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpEckWHSvXk

Racist.

[Flushdraw]

I'm actually very surprised about this as at the time I thought Iago was getting the best of it, but fair play, hope you win!

Yeah i was defo giving up an edge and thats why i was hoping for 7/4. I wanted him to take Gareth Barry aswel and play against all 3 to give me a fair game, but ever the gambler, i took what was offered :-)

We need Arshavin to keep away from his website for the rest of the season and give his all for Arsenal

[Wreck]

We need Arshavin to keep away from his website for the rest of the season and give his all for Arsenal

I'm not sure if that's a sacrifice worth making, his answers are just too funny

[6starpool]

Yeah i was defo giving up an edge and thats why i was hoping for 7/4. I wanted him to take Gareth Barry aswel and play against all 3 to give me a fair game, but ever the gambler, i took what was offered :-)

We need Arshavin to keep away from his website for the rest of the season and give his all for Arsenal

Just as well for you that Gerrard has been playing like an old woman all season.

[Raoul Duke III]

this Passport Office thing is mildly concerning, sent in El Stuntdaughter's renewal application via Passport Express yesterday (had to send in my own passport as well)

going to France for holidays on 22 May but also likely work trips at end of April and in May

d'oh, unionaments. Do a deal there Biffo like a good fat lad.

[Raoul Duke III]

Just as well for you that Gerrard has been playing like an old woman all season.

he's certainly been bitching like one

[TommyGunne]

I hate unions so much.

[Raoul Duke III]

I hate unions so much.

gotta love Teamsters though?

right?