Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

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[Strewelpeter]

Hilarous site, Literally Unbelievable, dumb people for whom the Onion's satire goes right over their heads.
Its very unfair they don't keep live links to the guilty facebook accounts.

[Raoul Duke III]

sounds like they locked you up for your own good, wp cops

[Raoul Duke III]

did I ever tell you the story of the night I went out drinking?

long story short; went out drinking for the night, had a great time and went home wihout any encounters with strippers, cocaine, hookers, police, midgets, aggressively gay men or space aliens

true story

[Guest]

did I ever tell you the story of the night I went out drinking?

long story short; went out drinking for the night, had a great time and went home wihout any encounters with strippers, cocaine, hookers, police, midgets, aggressively gay men or space aliens

true story

But true stories are rarely as cool exciting or as look at me as the fairy tale ones.

[Kayroo]

did I ever tell you the story of the night I went out drinking?

long story short; went out drinking for the night, had a great time and went home wihout any encounters with strippers, cocaine, hookers, police, midgets, aggressively gay men or space aliens

true story

I have never taken a drink in my entire life and I have to admit that every once and a while the surreality of any venue when people are drunk is amazing.

[RichieM]

Final post on this: but the cop who was taking my DNA was going 'you were great fun last night' - why the fck did they put me in a cell then, rather than send me home to recuperate?

/ its a quite demeaning experience btw - they take the belt, shoes, etc so you can't do any damage to yourself

Does this mean in your case that you were just given your other clothes back. I would say the £80 fine (bribe) is an unreal let off considering how much shit you would have gotten in if you were dropped home balls naked to the other half.
i bet you signed a waiver for booze britian when hammered tho

[sligoboi]

did I ever tell you the story of the night I went out drinking?

long story short; went out drinking for the night, had a great time and went home wihout any encounters with strippers, cocaine, hookers, police, midgets, aggressively gay men or space aliens

true story

What a sheltered life you lead!

[Raoul Duke III]

But true stories are rarely as cool exciting or as look at me as the fairy tale ones.

last night I played poker with some of the biggest rock stars in the world

they turned out to be fairly sound

[Caf]

Anyone know anyone looking for a Slane ticket or two, let me know please. Will let them go below cost price. Tickets are in Naas atm but could be collected at the gig.

[Raoul Duke III]

surreality

I doubted you there, just for a second

will never make that mistake again

[Guest]

last night I played poker with some of the biggest rock stars in the world

they turned out to be fairly sound

I had 3 full tilt guys at my table asked them to give me abuzz when they get there redundancy well have a home game went down like a lead balloon
also had Breifne at my table asked if he was famous traveller from truth about travelers was not impressed.
Was there no snorting of coke off hired groupies/hookers in private room of casino think those biys are fairly religous not sure.

[DAMO72]

last night I played poker with some of the biggest rock stars in the world

they turned out to be fairly sound

I met Nicky Power once

[Raoul Duke III]

I met Nicky Power once

the 'no cards\no hair' guy?

he's cool

[Kayroo]

I doubted you there, just for a second

will never make that mistake again

[tylerdurden94]

Was gonna head into the SE last night (first time in ages) but my neck was still bugging me so didn't want to be sitting there in pain, little sick missed KOL in there

Also reminds me I still have your Mad Men box set RD will have to get it back to you soon.

[DAMO72]

the 'no cards\no hair' guy?

he's cool

Pretty sure about the hair but dont know about the cards thing

[ghostface]

last night I played poker with some of the biggest rock stars in the world

they turned out to be fairly sound

Did anyone tell them they were a shit band? I would have liked to see that

[Raoul Duke III]

Was gonna head into the SE last night (first time in ages) but my neck was still bugging me so didn't want to be sitting there in pain, little sick missed KOL in there

Also reminds me I still have your Mad Men box set RD will have to get it back to you soon.

keep it, I'm on a evangelical drive to rid my house of all physical DVDs and CDs

[Raoul Duke III]

Did anyone tell them they were a shit band? I would have liked to see that

I don't think anyone asked them anything about their music tbh, they were just having fun and gambooling

[Zod]

Did anyone tell them they were a shit band? I would have liked to see that

would have asked them when The Edge is expecting his guitar effects board back.

[Guest]

I don't think anyone asked them anything about their music tbh, they were just having fun and gambooling

I think if they were in other places be swamped by gimps asking for photos etc nice that they could relax hopefully do there conkers to the regs .

[The C Kid]

Roy Keane guest analyst on ITV for Champions League final tomorrow. Pretty big coup for them, will probably tune into that over Sky now.

[Guest]

Did anyone tell them they were a shit band? I would have liked to see that

would have asked them when The Edge is expecting his guitar effects board back.

The auld; "I really liked your first album" always goes down well with de garden variety superstar of rock

[Guest]

did I ever tell you the story of the night I went out drinking?

long story short; went out drinking for the night, had a great time and went home wihout any encounters with strippers, cocaine, hookers, police, midgets, aggressively gay men or space aliens

true story

Pics or GTFO

[tylerdurden94]

keep it, I'm on a evangelical drive to rid my house of all physical DVDs and CDs

Nah don't need it will bring it in to the SE just let me know when you are heading in next and I will bring it in.

[Lazare]

I've a really good friend in the UK Police, I called him and begged him to upload their vid of Hitch....

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE2F2qKc3qs[/ame]

[Raoul Duke III]

I've a really good friend in the New South Wales Police

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[Lazare]

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It's exactly how I picture what went down with Hitch.

Trying to hail the cab was lol

[Donkathon]

I've a really good friend in the UK Police, I called him and begged him to upload their vid of Hitch....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE2F2qKc3qs

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GC3iDDRioA&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[Raoul Duke III]

Trying to hail the cab was lol

I used to work on that street. Not, I hasten to add, in an undressed capacity.

[Raoul Duke III]

Donkathon you langer

[Donkathon]

Donkathon you langer

scared the shit out of me aswell & just woke up hungover

[Lazare]

Donkathon you langer

I had a fair idea that was coming. I hate those bloody vids.

[Lazare]

Can someone give me an idiots guide to C-kid's movie draft.

I don't want to clog up his thread.

I don't really get the mechanics of it, is it similar to MK where people discuss or debase then cast a vote?

Are people knocked out at any stage?

Has me a little confused.

[Zod]

Can someone give me an idiots guide to C-kid's movie draft.

I don't want to clog up his thread.

I don't really get the mechanics of it, is it similar to MK where people discuss or debase then cast a vote?

Are people knocked out at any stage?

Has me a little confused.

Pick your favourite movie of the last 20 years, lose the vote because you're up aganst Requiem for a Dream and everyone votes for the two wan's getting it on.

[Lazare]

Pick your favourite movie of the last 20 years, lose the vote because you're up aganst Requiem for a Dream and everyone votes for the two wan's getting it on.

So that part is similar to Music King, is the person with the least votes knocked out? Or are winning rounds totted up at the end or something?

How is the ultimate best movie of the bunch figured out?

[The C Kid]

Can someone give me an idiots guide to C-kid's movie draft.

I don't want to clog up his thread.

I don't really get the mechanics of it, is it similar to MK where people discuss or debase then cast a vote?

Are people knocked out at any stage?

Has me a little confused.

No voting or competition to it. You just pick your favourite movies of the 2000s in draft order. Basically just useful to discover new movies, chat about movies with others.

[greywolf]

Guess the advert ..........Brilliant

http://vimeo.com/22984504

[Emmet]

Just announced on radio:

During Munster's captains run this afternoon a suspect white powder was found on the pitch. Munster rugby officials and League officials were immediately contacted and the assistance of the Limerick's Drug Squad was enlisted. Subsequently the area was cordoned off.

Initial tests showed that the substance was not contraband in nature but was in fact Leinster's try line.

There will be no further action taken by the league officials or Munster branch.

Munster haven't scored a try against Leinster in the last 6 meetings...

[ghostface]

So that part is similar to Music King, is the person with the least votes knocked out? Or are winning rounds totted up at the end or something?

How is the ultimate best movie of the bunch figured out?

Its just pick you favourite movies from 2000's and bit of discussion over them. I am looking forward to about the 3rd draft really where some interesting stuff may come up.

[Keane]

Munster haven't scored a try against Leinster in the last 6 meetings...

[Emmet]

facts is facts

[Charlie Sheen]

Just noticed I have a dodgy looking €50 in my wallet, no idea where I got it. All of the checks I know make it look legit but it seems like it was printed a little skewed.

If you were looking at it, the left hand side has a tiny border on it and the right side has a larger then normal border.

Fake or is it just badly printed?

[DAMO72]

Just noticed I have a dodgy looking €50 in my wallet, no idea where I got it. All of the checks I know make it look legit but it seems like it was printed a little skewed.

If you were looking at it, the left hand side has a tiny border on it and the right side has a larger then normal border.

Fake or is it just badly printed?

Post it to me and i will test it for ya

[Donkathon]

wtf is it with spamming bastards today, have 50+ spam email from today alone

[ghostface]

Just noticed I have a dodgy looking €50 in my wallet, no idea where I got it. All of the checks I know make it look legit but it seems like it was printed a little skewed.

If you were looking at it, the left hand side has a tiny border on it and the right side has a larger then normal border.

Fake or is it just badly printed?

If the ridge mark is there its fine; ie run your fingernail over the small box area to the left of the 50 on the front on the note to feel the ridging (ridging obviously not a word )

[NoRiverRequired]

Just noticed I have a dodgy looking €50 in my wallet, no idea where I got it. All of the checks I know make it look legit but it seems like it was printed a little skewed.

If you were looking at it, the left hand side has a tiny border on it and the right side has a larger then normal border.

Fake or is it just badly printed?

See the vertical brown/orange strip to the right of the dark blue star?

Run your nail up & down it ,it should have a ridged feel- if not its a dud.

[NoRiverRequired]

If the ridge mark is there its fine; ie run your fingernail over the small box area to the left of the 50 on the front on the note to feel the ridging (ridging obviously not a word )

lol close enough

[Hatedajacks]

I used to work on that street. Not, I hasten to add, in an undressed capacity.

Did the Kings of leon lads leave long after i went? Good profitable night and nice enough lads.

[Donkathon]

See the vertical brown/orange strip to the right of the dark blue star?

Run your nail up & down it ,it should have a ridged feel- if not its a dud.

Honestly the ridges really arnt to hard to counterfiet really,

(worked as assiatant bar manager for 5+ years counting 13 tills at close on a saturday night)

so the only way I beleive that is fast & easy (although your not meant to do it)

Is to hold it to a light so you can see the metal strip, make a little tear along side it about 1/4" & then try to bring that tear accross the metal strip

if real (depending on how hard your trying to tear) you'll feel it the metal on it harder to tear

I havint found a dud that has the metal trip in it yet fwiw & I have found (& sold ) €€€€'s

[tylerdurden94]

wtf is it with spamming bastards today, have 50+ spam email from today alone

I also seem to have a load of extra spam in the junk mail folder today.

[Raoul Duke III]

Did the Kings of leon lads leave long after i went? Good profitable night and nice enough lads.

they busted not long after, Paul in the 1 seat got all the money

[Donkathon]

I also seem to have a load of extra spam in the junk mail folder today.

same porn sites obviously

See that donkey one last week lol

[Lord Sir Banter]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su1ozG3WPUM[/ame]

[careca]

That girl was lucky to get you Hitch

LOL at the thought of one of your students innocently walking down the street and seeing you running past balls naked. A+ instantly.

[Emmet]

If I was going to Kings of Leon, I'd make a weekend of it. Get up there tonight and see these two bands, both of them are top notch.


Keane can even get the tent out!

[tylerdurden94]

Never seen the video for this before, pretty cool

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb9X5jMofEo[/ame]

[NoRiverRequired]

If I was going to Kings of Leon, I'd make a weekend of it. Get up there tonight and see these two bands, both of them are top notch.


Keane can even get the tent out!

I wouldnt go see the republic of loose if they played in my back garden

[Emmet]

I wouldnt go see the republic of loose if they played in my back garden

ha, I didn't even see their name! Alabama 3 and Riptide Movement was who I meant.