Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[kincsem]

^ that number 11 started the move. Tricky little fecker.

[Mellor]

Was out in the beer garden of a pub my mate manages last night, was a fairly quiet night in there. There was these two kids playing Aussie rules and the ball landed beside me to I decided to have a kick about with them.

After about 5 mins there Dad comes out and quips "Ok boys, get away from the Pommy Molester".

seeign as the eurovision is over, I propose we change the title to "Theresa Molests Pommys"


in other news, immigration said they aren't granting my visa as I was late (remember two months ago) Was only 5 days ffs.

Final shot is to get a letter from the boss highlighting how i'm an important part of the team, key to specific projects etc. Sent it off there, will prob know by friday.

You know that slow-mo scene at the end of every sports match in a movie, that's pretty much my situation now, one time please.


...Mellor trails by two, 5 seconds on the clock, he shoots from his own half, the BUZZER sounds...

[Lord Sir Banter]

seeign as the eurovision is over, I propose we change the title to "Theresa Molests Pommys"


in other news, immigration said they aren't granting my visa as I was late (remember two months ago) Was only 5 days ffs.

Final shot is to get a letter from the boss highlighting how i'm an important part of the team, key to specific projects etc. Sent it off there, will prob know by friday.

You know that slow-mo scene at the end of every sports match in a movie, that's pretty much my situation now, one time please.


...Mellor trails by two, 5 seconds on the clock, he shoots from his own half, the BUZZER sounds...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMV_gvBwL1g[/ame]

[Flushdraw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GsXSu0ROo

Shocking defending!

[careca]

^^^ Cardshark Video

The ballboy at the celebrations is obv with the opposition team. He is sure something is going to kick off.

[Bubbleking]

woop UKIPT bitches - soul crushing time.

tune btw

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pckz7q02xxY"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pckz7q02xxY[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

Ship the most peaceful time in history.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ramBFRt1Uzk&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[SatNav]

The child woke up at 7 AM saying she had a pain in her tummy and had diarrhea!
she has been on the toilet 5 times, the last time being an hour ago, she is great form now saying the pain is gone!

Could it be gone, or could it come back?

this is all i need and when im going to cork in the morning

[Wesley Harms]

Football star Michael Owen has released a new fragrance;

It's set to be called 'My cologne '.

[Raoul Duke III]

so it now transipres that DSK's intended object of 'affection' is, in fact, a devout Muslim

"Top Jewish banker rapes Muslim chambermaid"

now that's what I call a headline

[Megatron]

Has anyone here played Bellewstown Golf course in Navan?

Theres a pretty good deal from RatemyArea.com today

[Bubbleking]

The child woke up at 7 AM saying she had a pain in her tummy and had diarrhea!
she has been on the toilet 5 times, the last time being an hour ago, she is great form now saying the pain is gone!

Could it be gone, or could it come back?

this is all i need and when im going to cork in the morning

what colour is the child?

[The C Kid]

Need help with a quick accounting theory question, presume it's very basic but can't find it anywhere. Cheers.

Explain how the materials system within a factory enable the indirect materials to be allocated to different departments.

Any help appreciated. Cheers.

[SatNav]

what colour is the child?

Black

[Lord Sir Banter]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB0U7xXQSeo[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xomArI4aJ0[/ame]


Ah, finally understand this one.

[Wesley Harms]

Black

Probably Ebola then, no cork for you

[Raoul Duke III]

In the first quarter of 2011, a total of €577 million in mortgages was drawn down

just the 93% collapse from peak so

there is no 'housing market'

zuutroph, this is for you; these numbers scream 'WAIT'. My fee is an eminently reasonable 5% of the savings.

[DAMO72]

The child woke up at 7 AM saying she had a pain in her tummy and had diarrhea!
she has been on the toilet 5 times, the last time being an hour ago, she is great form now saying the pain is gone!

Could it be gone, or could it come back?

this is all i need and when im going to cork in the morning

Well it's definately not the head gasket

[Guest]

But but but, I'm going to see a lovely 4-bed in a nice area that's ready to walk into and listed at 250 on Saturday!

[Raoul Duke III]

But but but, I'm going to see a lovely 4-bed in a nice area that's ready to walk into and listed at 250 on Saturday!

buy it so, just don't whinge when it's selling for < 6 figures in 3 years time

mortgage lending is a proxy for general economic health

[Guest]

Jaysus do you really think they're going that far south?

My thinking was if we get it for 220-230 and it goes down as far as 180 maybe, then so be it. We locked in interest relief and saved a year or two's rent which would cover the difference.

Doesn't history say the average price should settle at 4-5 x the avg industrial wage of say 30 k, and then a premium for Dublin/niceness of house?

[EnzoScifo]

What a day planned. Limerick to Dublin with my 7 year old, McDonalds, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pub and then Europa League final, yipeeeeeeeee.

[kakak1]

The child woke up at 7 AM saying she had a pain in her tummy and had diarrhea!
she has been on the toilet 5 times, the last time being an hour ago, she is great form now saying the pain is gone!

Could it be gone, or could it come back?

this is all i need and when im going to cork in the morning

I wouldn't be overly concerned about the pain as this is a result of the diarrhoea which can be caused by something the child eat.

Make sure she has loads of liquids, obviously water is best with glucose or if not flat 7up is also good. The child will have lost a lot of fluids & these need to be replaced.

I would be surprised if it returns but if it does you need to get it checked.

[Raoul Duke III]

Doesn't history say the average price should settle at 4-5 x the avg industrial wage of say 30 k, and then a premium for Dublin/niceness of house?

'history is bunk'

That rule applies to normal, functioning economies. You know, ones with proper banks and both public and private debts at sensible levels. Ones where the 'Average Industrial Income' is a number that increases every year (instead of decreasing). Ones which the international financiers will actually lend to. Ones where the population actually keep their savings in the country, safe in the knowledge that the government won't steal them.

Basically, don't listen to the 'experts'. They have been wrong, time and time again. Listen to some ranter on an internet forum who you've never met*.

*(who happens to have been right an awful lot recently)

[Strewelpeter]

What a day planned. Limerick to Dublin with my 7 year old, McDonalds, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pub and then Europa League final, yipeeeeeeeee.

Don't do this to yourself or the child.
Go to IMMA and look at the paintings, Go to the the museum, go jump in the Canal, beat the child with a stick for two hours anything would be better than suffering that drivel.

[Ace]

hey guys, only relised now that i can't withdraw using MB on FT - is it possible to withdraw using a laser if i deposit say $10 using it, or can i get a check?

[Megatron]

For those of us who love the GAA, today is a step too far. At the site of the single greatest injustice in our history to invite those responsible back to the scene of the crime is gauling.

Some will say it’s time for neighbours to forget the past, but the sight of the Royals out on the pitch surrounded by Gardai will only open old wounds. It wasn't a f**king goal and Louth won Leinster

[Strewelpeter]

T - 10:00 for Endeavour

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ustream.html

Edit: Gone into hold a 9:00 Not launching for about 45 mins

T + 0:30

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/may/17/photograph-space-shuttle-endeavour-aeroplane#

[MrsFlushdraw]

Need help with a quick accounting theory question, presume it's very basic but can't find it anywhere. Cheers.



Any help appreciated. Cheers.

As on the computer system? Nominal codes assigned at purchase order entry and when the raw materials arrive they can be entered using the goods received making sure right department code entered. On phone so hard to explain.

[tylerdurden94]

Sudafed and Actifed pretty much the same thing? Wanna get one or the other has have been feeling a little off since Monday.

[Keane]

Donkathon has organised an IPB Live Game here for peeps who never click "New Posts".

[Donkathon]

Donkathon has organised an IPB Live Game here for peeps who never click "New Posts".

lol beat me to it I was just about to get to the BBV

[DeadParrot]

Probably Ebola then, no cork for you

Actually a cork is probably just what is needed

[Angry-Ball]

after 59years as queen i would say she has to be shit sick of listening to the last post, god save the queen and whatever the other country's national anthem is every time she goes abroad.

[Angry-Ball]

can't wait for the x-factor to start on tv this year, i would say there is going to be some ball of droolers and butchers trying to sing edel's stuff on it this year. it will be painfull stuff indeed.
wonder if paddy's got a market for that, she will deffo be the most impersonated artist in the audition stages.

[Flushdraw]

Somebody shoot me

[Strewelpeter]

Damn.
Was supposed to have been away this week so I never booked tickets for the Secret Sisters, remembered then that they are on tonight and thought I might just head in to see them. Turns out that despite the attitude shown to them in the Music King thread where I first heard of them, they have sold out the Academy tonight.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5RhOL7MYfg[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QUF8yoxJaM&feature=related[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv83BELkZxg&feature=related[/ame]

[NewApproach]

Gonna use my 'One Time' from the knee-gods now, heading over to the hospital to see what damage I've done, hopefully it's not too bad.

[Strewelpeter]

Somebody shoot me

You deserve better.

[MrsFlushdraw]

[MrsFlushdraw]

Somebody shoot me

I will do it if I even hear you suggest running the HU league next year. The amount of time you have given up to to this is unreal over the last few years and all you get are people moaning when a decision doesn't go their way etc.

It really is NOT worth the time and hassle.

[DeadParrot]

He is just addicted to the thanks though

[Guest]

Link to drama please?

[DeadParrot]

Link to drama please?

Usual handbags

[Mike]

Link to dramas please?

FYP

Most leagues have some issue. (nothing to do with flushdraw i hasten to add)

[Raoul Duke III]

zuutroph, you're right about the Twisted Pepper. Just had a coffee there to calm the nerves after shoving through the Gardai\rubberneckers\confused Portugese football fans. It was definitely chilly. If that's the gold standard of independent cofee in Dublin....

Did have a good convo with a Guard outside my office

Me; "sorry Guard, do you know will I be able to get across O'Connell Street or do you have it all closed off?"

Guard (thick country accent); "whaaaaaat?"

Me; (repeats original question slowly)

Guard; "shure, I don't know"

<thinks for a minute>

Guard; "she does be moving around all over the place, like!"

(another pause)

Guard; "all over the place!" (meaningful look)

Me; "right, thanks for that"

[greywolf]

Black

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0gmYkNJXVI[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

zuutroph, you're right about the Twisted Pepper. Just had a coffee there to calm the nerves after shoving through the Gardai\rubberneckers\confused Portugese football fans. It was definitely chilly. If that's the gold standard of independent cofee in Dublin....

Did have a good convo with a Guard outside my office

Me; "sorry Guard, do you know will I be able to get across O'Connell Street or do you have it all closed off?"

Guard (thick country accent); "whaaaaaat?"

Me; (repeats original question slowly)

Guard; "shure, I don't know"

<thinks for a minute>

Guard; "she does be moving around all over the place, like!"

(another pause)

Guard; "all over the place!" (meaningful look)

Me; "right, thanks for that"

Someone should be along to translate this soon.

[Strewelpeter]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCm6uyzNE8[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

Guinness is beer.

[Guest]

Did have a good convo with a Guard outside my office

Me; "sorry Guard, do you know will I be able to get across O'Connell Street or do you have it all closed off?"

Guard (thick country accent); "whaaaaaat?"

Me; (repeats original question slowly)

Guard; "shure, I don't know"

<thinks for a minute>

Guard; "she does be moving around all over the place, like!"

(another pause)

Guard; "all over the place!" (meaningful look)

Me; "right, thanks for that"

Someone should be along to translate this soon.

Did have a good convo with a Guard outside my office

Me; "sorry Guard, do you know will I be able to get across O'Connell Street or do you have it all closed off?"

Guard (thick country accent); "whaaaaaat?" Fuck off!

Me; (repeats original question slowly)

Guard; "shure, I don't know" What part of Fuck off do you not get?

you're welcome

[RichieM]

I will do it if I even hear you suggest running the HU league next year. The amount of time you have given up to to this is unreal over the last few years and all you get are people moaning when a decision doesn't go their way etc.

It really is NOT worth the time and hassle.

Sorry I was that guy in the first round. I do appreciate the time you put in and am enjoying it now that I have picked a few points up. Nice midtable finish will suit me grand after such a horrendous start.
You have done a great job on it just a pity the omaha hands you play for the toss ups always seem to loose.

[Mullicker]

Lol at this, dunno where i seen this first. Apologies if it was posted here already.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU[/ame]

Likely a similar demographic of complete shit for brains we have in Ireland causing trouble regarding the queens visit.

[Flushdraw]

Sorry I was that guy in the first round. I do appreciate the time you put in and am enjoying it now that I have picked a few points up. Nice midtable finish will suit me grand after such a horrendous start.
You have done a great job on it just a pity the omaha hands you play for the toss ups always seem to loose.

That was the missus posting

[Strewelpeter]

Heaven isn't as much fun as you'd imagine

http://www.gudmagazine.com/games/heaven/

[A_CitizenErased]

Nice scenes at Croke Park today.

[ArmaniJeans]

Nice scenes at Croke Park today.

Thought it was Leinster Hurling Semi Finals day when I saw the empty stands.

[A_CitizenErased]

Thought it was Leinster Hurling Semi Finals day when I saw the empty stands.

Haha. Yeah, noone there alright.

Was a nice presentation though.

All this republican shit is making me sick, fellas fighting for something they have no clue about.

[AndyFatBastard]

All this republican shit is making me sick, fellas fighting for something they have no clue about.

I'm really coming round to the theory that the vast majority of republicans don't really know what republicanism is, how it came about, or what it's for. It seems to me they just enjoy having something to hate.

[Lord Sir Banter]

The woman Arnold Schwarzenegger knocked up...

Not what I was expecting...

SPOILER