Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Sledgejammer]

Quite the beat...I've unknowingly signed up to do a ten week course in a small 20 person class and one of the 20 people is an ex-girlfriends brother. Pretty sure she isn't my biggest fan so assume by extension he isn't either. This could be fun.

[CHDad]

Quite the beat...I've unknowingly signed up to do a ten week course in a small 20 person class and one of the 20 people is an ex-girlfriends brother. Pretty sure she isn't my biggest fan so assume by extension he isn't either. This could be fun.

Blast him with piss.

[Angry-Ball]

Blast him with piss.

or shit in his lunch box

[ArmaniJeans]

How do I find out what price Kai Broon will be in the 2.35 at Kelso tomorrow?

http://horses.sportinglife.com/Racecards/0,12495,430268,00.html

Forecast to be 13/8 Fav according to The Life.

[CHDad]

http://horses.sportinglife.com/Racec...430268,00.html

Forecast to be 13/8 Fav according to The Life.

Absolute lock apparently.

[Lord Sir Banter]

hi

There's two swallows nests in the eaves of the house next door, the same birds have been coming there for the last few years. Last year they rebuilt as bad weather destroyed them.

They arrive in April, a few dozen in total, mate and raise chicks, with the adults constantly taking turns catching insects on the wing and popping in and out to feed the young.
In and around late July the chicks make their initial leap from the nest, I managed to witness this once two years ago.

They then spend a few weeks just dancing in the sky all together, almost having fun. I reckon the adults are familiarising the young with the area before they head off to Southern Africa for the winter.

They haven't arrived yet and I'm fearing the worst.

It makes me quite sad.

[Goose]

Oh dear, this is possibly the worst poker coverage I've ever seen. Cringe

[Angry-Ball]

Absolute lock apparently.

is this your lock of the day

[CHDad]

is this your lock of the day

Yup, person who told me is rarely wrong.

[RoadSweeper]

How bad is it to be checked in online and having wrong names on Ryanair tickets?

[Angry-Ball]

Yup, person who told me is rarely wrong.

i would like to see how big your lock is before i commit

[Zuroph]

How bad is it to be checked in online and having wrong names on Ryanair tickets?

how badly wrong?

[Pat Mustard]

where's the best place to pick up a nice suit max spend €300 ...have to get my new 1 for punchestown for the friday as i've done the last couple of years...got my last 1 in italy and marks and sparks before that so wouldnt really know...

[Angry-Ball]

How bad is it to be checked in online and having wrong names on Ryanair tickets?

definetly gonna shaft you
ryanair love people that make mistakes

[Lord Sir Banter]

How bad is it to be checked in online and having wrong names on Ryanair tickets?

Not knowing ones own name reflects poorly upon a person.

[Angry-Ball]

where's the best place to pick up a nice suit max spend €300 ...have to get my new 1 for punchestown for the friday as i've done the last couple of years...got my last 1 in italy and marks and sparks before that so wouldnt really know...

what colour are you thinking of going with?

[CHDad]

i would like to see how big your lock is before i commit

This big.

[Angry-Ball]

This big.

i will wait for you to fix that post before i decide

[Zuroph]

name error depends on how bad it is. if its a slight misspelling etc, it should be fine, if you named the wrong person, ur screwed.

[RoadSweeper]

how badly wrong?

Paddy instead of Partick

[CHDad]

i will wait for you to fix that post before i decide

Ups, This big.




















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[sligoboi]

How bad is it to be checked in online and having wrong names on Ryanair tickets?

You'll be grand. Osama is dead. No one cares about airport security any more.

[shano_88]

Paddy instead of Partick

Few years ago A friend put my name down as Shane O Cononr instead of Shane O Connor. I had no problems, probably because they didn't notice though.

[Angry-Ball]

Ups, This big.




















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meh i will go to bed

[sligoboi]

Few years ago A friend put my name down as Shane O Cononr instead of Shane O Connor. I had no problems, probably because they didn't notice though.

In fairness, the former is much more fun to say than the latter.

[Lord Sir Banter]

<3 puppycam

[Angry-Ball]

Paddy instead of Partick

just explain to them that you are a stupid cunt and failed at everthing you ever did including filling out the online forms for booking flights.
you just might get away with it.
if its a woman at the desk tell her you work in the porn industry and are fairly big

[CHDad]

meh i will go to bed

Meh, here.









































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[shano_88]

In fairness, the former is much more fun to say than the latter.

True

Few of the lads still call me Cononr.

[Zuroph]

Paddy instead of Partick

ring customer service desk, explain error. they'll usually change it for you FOC as its not a passenger change, just a typo.

[Zuroph]

<3 puppycam

its going to ruin my fucking productivity for the next few weeks again, last one was so damn addictive.Might be getting a puppy in a few weeks and this is getting me in the mood!

here's one of the puppies from the batch im picking from, its a samoyed lab cross

[Angry-Ball]

Meh, here.









































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y...e...a...h iam still on the ditch about this one
i mean if there was a lock in there it would be a pretty big lock and i might be persuaded

[RoadSweeper]

ring customer service desk, explain error. they'll usually change it for you FOC as its not a passenger change, just a typo.

Flights in 4hrs

[Zuroph]

Flights in 4hrs

you're gonna have to bluff it at the desk so should be ok.

[Guest]

its going to ruin my fucking productivity for the next few weeks again, last one was so damn addictive.Might be getting a puppy in a few weeks and this is getting me in the mood!

here's one of the puppies from the batch im picking from, its a samoyed lab cross

Them Samoyed are balls of fluff will probaly be a very energetic dog hope you have plenty of space and freee time for runs
walks are not enough for athletic dogs will definitely be good for getting womens attention with a good puppy

[CHDad]

y...e...a...h iam still on the ditch about this one
i mean if there was a lock in there it would be a pretty big lock and i might be persuaded

The horse will win you monies.

[Angry-Ball]

The horse will win you monies.

iif you could put your lock of the day on it i would back it this is what i would use if i was giving out my lock of the day
[IMG][/IMG]

[Pat Mustard]

what colour are you thinking of going with?

have a plain black 1 and a navy 1 with some pinstripe so think am gonna go grey maybe

[Zuroph]

Them Samoyed are balls of fluff will probaly be a very energetic dog hope you have plenty of space and freee time for runs
walks are not enough for athletic dogs will definitely be good for getting womens attention with a good puppy

hopefully the lab in him might make him a little lazier, but yeah, big green in front of house, park across the road, and a van to take him for longer trips to the beach and that. he's only 2 weeks old in that pic, gonna be a beast!

[Angry-Ball]

The horse will win you monies.

ok iam going to give you a loan of my lock, and if you put it on it i will back the nag

here <carefully reaches through the interwebs with lock in hand>

[IMG][/IMG]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[dannydiamond]

its going to ruin my fucking productivity for the next few weeks again, last one was so damn addictive.Might be getting a puppy in a few weeks and this is getting me in the mood!

here's one of the puppies from the batch im picking from, its a samoyed lab cross

Be prepared for the amount of hair that will be shed. No fucking joke, it'll be on everything. You'll be taking a teeshirt out of the washing machine and wonder where the coat of fur came from.

Samoyed's are the worst for it because their hair is so fine. They are great dogs though.

[Zuroph]

yeah, might shave the bastard i know there'll be a lot of hair, thankfully, no carpets or fabrics downstairs so should be ok to keep under control. daily brushes and that. im still making my mind up on it, but each pic convinces me a little more.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Name him Tren or Osama/Ozzie imo.

[Mellor]

So, have done a fair bit of reading and watching about the Osama Bin Laden killing. My determination is that it is 100% real, the conspiracy theories are utterly lol. The idea that they would instantly release pictures of a man shot in the head / of a body being buried is incredibly naive. And even when they release the photographs and official footage they claim to have taken, the crazies will claim they are doctored anyway.

Incredible story to be told in the lead up to the operation. Literally years of exhaustive intelligence work, training and preparation. Then to send in a group of Navy Seals out of jurisdiction to take out all the bad guys in one daring manoeuvre is the stuff of films. To be honest, fitting retribution - as cartoonish and outlandish an event as 9 / 11.

Have been reading some strands of opinion that are going on with the usual 'disgraceful behaviour from the US, shouldn't be going in to another country without approval, should have taken him alive for trial, blah, blah'. Go fuck yourselves. Pure justice, and when Osama and other residents of the compounds defended themselves in a fire fight, killing him on the spot was the way to go.

The conspiracy theory I can get on board with is that there is no way that Pakistan authorities were unaware of him living there. Local police or whatever would have to wonder who was living in the big fuck off secretive compound.

Excellent post Lloyd. Pretty much spot on with my thinking yesterday talkign to a workmate.
Had he surrendered. They would of been oblidged to take him alive as they have a strict policy of shooting people in that situation. Weather or not they would of ignored that policy and not just shot him to avoid the shitstorm is another matter.

case in point

On May 1st, 1945 Hamburg radio announced Hitler was dead. On May 1st, 2011 Osama announced dead....
I'm just sayin' something just doesn't seem right!

I was jsut thinking there, rather lucky that they didn't make the move 1 month earlier.
I imagine the media circus had the announcement been made on April 1st

IS THAT AN OREO INSIDE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE????

Where the the fuck do I get them!!!!!

1 packet of oreos + 1 packet of ready made cookie dough (chilled section of a bif supermarket)
Should be pretty easy

[Mellor]

14 year old kid from TV talent show last night

This kid is pretty amazing imo, on tv last night

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Imk_-gypk[/ame]

[Zuroph]

Name him Tren or Osama/Ozzie imo.

lol, tren might be in with a shout!

[TheJiggaman]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xFqFv54Gw[/ame]

[CHDad]

<3 these, I am addicted.

[dannydiamond]

yeah, might shave the bastard i know there'll be a lot of hair, thankfully, no carpets or fabrics downstairs so should be ok to keep under control. daily brushes and that. im still making my mind up on it, but each pic convinces me a little more.

Go for it.
We're a family of dog lovers. We have three(for now), two boxers and a springer/collie cross. the springer is the baby and a remarkably intelligent animal and the kids favourite.

My fav is 'Bruno' a huge stunning boxer, he's kind of been my pet since we got him when he was only seven weeks old.He always sits by me when i'm grinding for the night or just watching tv.

I love our dogs but they take quite a bit of looking after, for us it's worth the effort but make sure you're 100% educated in what you're taking on. They need and require alot of looking after and attention.

Good luck and just don't call him/her snowey.

[Opr]

Celtics V Heat game really getting going in the 3rd.

Opr

[Zuroph]

thanks for that Danny, how much would you say a dog that size costs to keep monthly? like average on food? how much do yours eat?

[CHDad]

Celtics V Heat game really getting going in the 3rd.

Opr

Cheers.

CHD

[Lord Sir Banter]

Have a nephew called Bruno, small world.

[eagle eye]

[Loopz]

this guy is the sickness

if you havn't seen him enjoy

if you have enjoy again

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[Mellor]

thanks for that Danny, how much would you say a dog that size costs to keep monthly? like average on food? how much do yours eat?

I'm very much in the dog owner camp. Have a Britany at home and honestly miss it just as much as some family members

I think food spend really depends on how you go about it.
Buying and feeding a medium dog nothing but tins of dog food is awkward and expensive.
Dried food really is good stuff to fill out diet, bigger bags are better value, avoid 2kg supermarket bags and try get a large 10kg-20kg bag from a wholesaler type. I used to mixe a small bit of gravy, oxo or bisto into the food to soften it, can only imagine it makes it a lot nicer (i found i did this more often in winter due to cold)
Left over meats from dinner are good ways to save on food, better off in the dogs bowl than the bin.

[CHDad]

Dave?

[chips1234]

Celtics V Heat game really getting going in the 3rd.

Opr

heading towards a good finish in the 4th now

[Opr]

heading towards a good finish in the 4th now

Sick stuff from Lebron to finish any ideas of a close finish!

Opr