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    Ok you can turn it on now Danny .

    Come on Real!!

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      Real have started this half really, really well

      nice to see they can actually play ball
      "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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        Game over

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          what a goal, pure footballing porn
          "We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."

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            Originally posted by smurph View Post
            tv3?
            ty didint even realise

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              Ref has been poor tbh

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                Originally posted by Mary Horney View Post
                Ok you can turn it on now Danny .

                Come on Real!!
                I can turn it off again now.

                Cant take the chance of missing some mayhem now though.
                We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.

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                  good fucking deal
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                  No such thing as a free lunch? Maybe, but how about breakfast for €1?

                  Tuck into today's amazing MegaDeal: €1 instead of €6.95 for a 5 item breakfast with 2 slices of toast, tea or filtered coffee and free refills at any Sizzles or Graham O'Sullivan Restaurant in Dublin!

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                  Last edited by DeadParrot; 03-05-11, 20:27.
                  People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
                  Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
                  https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21

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                    Is Ozil injured??

                    Not starting your best player isnt the smartest move.
                    Originally posted by ArmaniJeans
                    I like this heat - some proper music innit.
                    None of the 'black disabled lesbian warbling backwards' stuff that the other players inflicted on me.

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                      this ref is a joke tbh
                      People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
                      Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
                      https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21

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                        Here we go.
                        We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.

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                          Now 2 puts them through. Have to overload the attack now.

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                            I really cant stand Mark Lawrenson. He is just a terrible terrible commentator. Trying to make stupid fucling jokes all the time.

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                              I never thought Id say this but Id love Real to go through here

                              Barca seem to be getting every decision going for them.
                              1 goal, at least 4 free kicks in good positions
                              People say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
                              Get a shiny metal Revolut card! And a free tenner!
                              https://revolut.com/referral/jamesb8!G10D21

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                                Pathetic from Mascherano.

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                                  Originally posted by CHD View Post
                                  Pathetic from Mascherano.
                                  Well he is a hard man. think his toe is prob broken maybe his whole foot!

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                                    Nice Jools Holland line-up tonight. James Blake, Metronomy, Adele, and R Kelly!

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                                      Real are dirt. Rooney > Ronaldo.

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                                        Originally posted by Mary Horney View Post
                                        Real are dirt. Messi>>>>>>>>>Rooney > Ronaldo.
                                        FYP

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                                          Originally posted by MegaSin View Post
                                          FYP
                                          Obv ..

                                          Babb > Messi

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                                            Kalou > Messi

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                                              Decent enough feedback thread in the other place (for anyone who was following the soccer/TheSun/Hillsborough thread yesterday).


                                              Who are they hinting that amy21 is? SOTS?

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                                                amy21 is still going?! fuck sake. i reported "her" ages ago with evidence, and it turned into a midslinging match with thaed, adn the issue was obv never resolved.
                                                http://mobro.co/zuroph
                                                donate to my hairy lip!

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                                                  Originally posted by Zuroph View Post
                                                  amy21 is still going?! fuck sake. i reported "her" ages ago with evidence, and it turned into a midslinging match with thaed, adn the issue was obv never resolved.
                                                  lol between you two? Never!

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                                                    Never knew bubbleking was Mr. Alan

                                                    Originally posted by Mr Alan
                                                    Yea, I think he can, he is an excellent mod.

                                                    I've never seen him putting a foot wrong in the SF in general, or more specifically, in modding Liverpool related issues.

                                                    I say all that despite being in the middle of a six month ban in part handed to me by Iago.

                                                    I know you're new-ish to the place & you may not be aware of me, but I'm kind of a big deal, so pipe down & don't derail a valid discussion about the style of posting of some in the SF.

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                                                      meh, last laugh, shortly after she changed name, then closed her account, and now lurks as a regular poster.
                                                      http://mobro.co/zuroph
                                                      donate to my hairy lip!

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                                                        Originally posted by EnzoScifo View Post
                                                        Can someone transfer me $10 for $10 on to Boyles so I can finish my Seria D games? Can transfer 1st on Stars.
                                                        Bump, anyone

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                                                          Bit drunk so gonna troll that thread, surprised Muppet hasn't being banned considering Lloyd got banned for laughing at Nani.
                                                          Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"

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                                                            Originally posted by EnzoScifo View Post
                                                            Bump, anyone
                                                            pm sent
                                                            Turning millions into thousands

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                                                              anyone see threes latest iphone offer? 16gb iphone 4 free when you sign to a 24 month €40 a month contract, with 350 flexiunits, 15gb of data (marketed as unlimited), and a free add on of your choice?


                                                              pretty class offer TBF.

                                                              tempting.

                                                              althought with a look around, you can get the package for €30 a month without the phone. so equates to €240 for the phone. still not a terrible price. but im tempted to go with the ZTE blade unlocked and put on the cheaper deal.
                                                              http://mobro.co/zuroph
                                                              donate to my hairy lip!

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                                                                Feckin hell this stuff is nice, not like any larger I've ever tasted.

                                                                Hunter S Thompson 1937-2005 - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"

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                                                                  Originally posted by michelle SatNav View Post
                                                                  myself and the hubby went away to cliften for a weekend four years ago and had just bought our first BMW deisel, we had a renaullt megane petrol before that!

                                                                  We pulled in for fuel , he filled the tank and away we went, half way up the road ie: middle of fuckin nowhere , connemarra i think, the car starts chugging

                                                                  So i say " colm you didnt put petrol in instead of diesel did ya" he says " nah dont think so, shur why would i do that"

                                                                  Then he says " jayus Michelle im not sure, i was bursting for a piss while i was filling it, so maybe i did, ah jesus shur i wouldnt have done that would I"

                                                                  shur enough he did, so i rang my dad who asked me how far away were we from nearest town/village, i said maybe 5 kms, so he said drive at 20 miles an hour till we got there.

                                                                  anyway we found a small garage and himself says to me wait for it " WILL YOU SAY YOU FILLED IT" unbelievable or what!

                                                                  I said ya i will ok, but when we got in, i made a show of him and said actually it wasnt me, it was him lol he was not impressed, i told the everyone in the bar that night the story, he was mortified


                                                                  forked 150 smackers for his mistake !!
                                                                  My ould lad is a mechanic and made that mistake 3 times in the last 5 years so he shouldn't feel too bad. I was actually there when it happened once and I nearly pissed myself laughing. I also worked on a busy forecourt and I could guarantee that it will happen about maybe 6/7 times a year during my shift.

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                                                                    newcastle sat

                                                                    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 8000/16000 Blinds 1600 Ante (7 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

                                                                    MP1 (t60800)
                                                                    Hero (MP2) (t104048)
                                                                    CO (t100995)
                                                                    Button (t193910)
                                                                    SB (t218534)
                                                                    BB (t154050)
                                                                    UTG (t54000)

                                                                    Hero's M: 2.96

                                                                    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q, J
                                                                    UTG bets t52400 (All-In), 2 folds, CO raises to t99395 (All-In), 2 folds, BB calls t83395

                                                                    Flop: (t270390) Q, 10, 4 (3 players, 2 all-in)

                                                                    Turn: (t270390) K (3 players, 2 all-in)

                                                                    River: (t270390) 4 (3 players, 2 all-in)

                                                                    Total pot: t270390

                                                                    Results:
                                                                    BB had A, A (two pair, Aces and fours).
                                                                    UTG had 4, J (three of a kind, fours).
                                                                    CO had A, A (two pair, Aces and fours).
                                                                    Outcome: t176400 returned to UTGt23497.50 returned to COt23497.50 returned to BB

                                                                    next hand i walk into same villian, dogs aces then picks up the pointy ones fml

                                                                    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 8000/16000 Blinds 1600 Ante (7 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

                                                                    UTG (t59200)
                                                                    Hero (MP1) (t102448)
                                                                    MP2 (t46995)
                                                                    CO (t192310)
                                                                    Button (t208934)
                                                                    SB (t100050)
                                                                    BB (t176400)

                                                                    Hero's M: 2.91

                                                                    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8, 8
                                                                    1 fold, Hero bets t80000, 4 folds, BB raises to t174800 (All-In), Hero calls t20848 (All-In)

                                                                    Flop: (t220896) 5, 7, 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

                                                                    Turn: (t220896) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

                                                                    River: (t220896) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

                                                                    Total pot: t220896

                                                                    Results:
                                                                    BB had A, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).
                                                                    Hero had 8, 8 (two pair, eights and sevens).
                                                                    Outcome: t220896 returned to BB

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                                                                      What's the story with Emmet? How come he hasn't been posting here?

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                                                                        Originally posted by Teddie View Post
                                                                        What's the story with Emmet? How come he hasn't been posting here?
                                                                        Self banned during exams or something.

                                                                        Place is ten times better without him

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                                                                          Originally posted by Teddie View Post
                                                                          What's the story with Emmet? How come he hasn't been posting here?
                                                                          Selfbanned, studying for his Inter.

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                                                                            Originally posted by Teddie View Post
                                                                            What's the story with Emmet? How come he hasn't been posting here?
                                                                            He's locked in the old place, You know a Fritzel jobby.

                                                                            SPOILER
                                                                            He had exams iirc

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                                                                              Found this funny. When really it's shit.

                                                                              [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy2UbF3pvD4&feature=player1[/ame]

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                                                                                Originally posted by ArmaniJeans View Post
                                                                                Selfbanned, studying for his Inter.
                                                                                [X] Tried to take piss of Emmet's age
                                                                                [X] Showed his own....
                                                                                Pining for Wa'erford

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                                                                                  Originally posted by MegaSin View Post
                                                                                  Found this funny. When really it's shit.

                                                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy2Ub...eature=player1
                                                                                  How did you come across that lol?

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                                                                                    Originally posted by EnzoScifo View Post
                                                                                    Bump, anyone
                                                                                    I'm offline now so I won't be able to transfer till tomorrow evening , maybe someone else can sort it foy Enzo
                                                                                    Turning millions into thousands

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                                                                                      Osama's last facebook status.. "brb someones at the door"

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                                                                                        Is it cause I is black?

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                                                                                          Wow these look delicious

                                                                                          "you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)

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                                                                                            Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
                                                                                            Wow these look delicious

                                                                                            invented by peadophiles

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                                                                                              Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
                                                                                              Wow these look delicious

                                                                                              IS THAT AN OREO INSIDE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE????

                                                                                              Where the the fuck do I get them!!!!!

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                                                                                                Originally posted by Mary Horney View Post
                                                                                                How did you come across that lol?
                                                                                                CollegeHumor

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                                                                                                  recipe needed.


                                                                                                  SPOILER
                                                                                                  and a women to use that recipe to make them.
                                                                                                  http://mobro.co/zuroph
                                                                                                  donate to my hairy lip!

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                                                                                                    Originally posted by tylerdurden94 View Post
                                                                                                    Meh, trying too hard.

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                                                                                                      Originally posted by Donkathon View Post
                                                                                                      Is it cause I is black?

                                                                                                      Nah I do get that myself, only happened a few minutes ago as well.

                                                                                                      Originally posted by KevIRL View Post
                                                                                                      invented by peadophiles
                                                                                                      Lols that was a good line

                                                                                                      Originally posted by MegaSin View Post
                                                                                                      IS THAT AN OREO INSIDE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE????

                                                                                                      Where the the fuck do I get them!!!!!
                                                                                                      Yes it is and I have no idea but would like to know.

                                                                                                      Originally posted by Lazare's Muffin View Post
                                                                                                      Meh, trying too hard.
                                                                                                      Jealous much???
                                                                                                      Last edited by tylerdurden94; 03-05-11, 22:34.
                                                                                                      "you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)

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                                                                                                        Anyone else ever have one of those 'Senior Moments'. Seriously, today listening to the usual crap on the radio about Osama, and president Obama. And for the life of me I couldn't remember the presidents first name. Bothered me most of the day, and then about 7 hours later it suddenly came to me.

                                                                                                        Sorry there's no joke here. Really bothered me though

                                                                                                        Not really related though(nite all):

                                                                                                        Last edited by ComradeCollie; 03-05-11, 22:38.
                                                                                                        Gone full 'Glinner' since June 2022.

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                                                                                                          ...
                                                                                                          "We're not f*cking Burundi" - Big Phil

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                                                                                                            Oreo Stuffed Chocolate Chip Cookies


                                                                                                            This is not my usual Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe, but I suspected that mine would spread too much and reveal its delicious innards prematurely, so I used the cookie recipe included in the original recipe.

                                                                                                            Ingredients
                                                                                                            1 cup (2 sticks) softened butter
                                                                                                            3/4 cup packed light brown sugar
                                                                                                            1 cup granulated sugar
                                                                                                            2 large eggs
                                                                                                            1 tablespoon vanilla extract
                                                                                                            3 1/2 cups flour
                                                                                                            1 teaspoon salt
                                                                                                            1 teaspoon baking soda
                                                                                                            2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
                                                                                                            1 package Double Stuff Oreo cookies
                                                                                                            Directions
                                                                                                            Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
                                                                                                            Cream butter and sugars together with a mixer until well combined. Beat in eggs and vanilla.
                                                                                                            In a separate bowl mix the flour, salt and baking soda. Slowly add to wet ingredients along with chocolate chips until just combined.
                                                                                                            Using a cookie scoop take one scoop of cookie dough and place on top of an Oreo Cookie. Take another scoop of dough and place on bottom of Oreo cookie. Seal edges together by pressing and cupping in hand until Oreo cookie is enclosed with dough. Place onto a parchment or silpat lined baking sheet and bake cookies 9-13 minutes or until golden brown. Let cool for 5 minutes before transferring to cooling rack.
                                                                                                            Her sky-ness
                                                                                                            © 5starpool

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                                                                                                              The smileys on Paddy Power are the most tilt inducing things ever

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                                                                                                                Just back from seeing Peter Kay in the O2, got a ticket for Christmas. Didnt think i'd enjoy it too much and was right unfortunately. Lets say something obvious and see gdo people laugh meh. The best thing about it was the ridiculously hot bird sitting in front of me, spent most of the night trying to figure out did she have the pertest breasts ever or was she wearing a bra, think it was a bra in the end but did not ruin my enjoyment of the evening I need to get a camera phone again

                                                                                                                Irish Open on in 10 mins on Net 2

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                                                                                                                  Heads up folks Irish Open is on RTE 2 in a couple of minutes.
                                                                                                                  "you raise, i kill you" El Tren :{)

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                                                                                                                    lol I just got banned from fulltiltpoker (well locked down not really banned)

                                                                                                                    for some mad reason I decided to change my location to the states for the craic and opps, all locked up

                                                                                                                    Emailed explain I was just messing around but nope not that easy, now shit loads of ID bank statments utility bills (all of which I have sent twice before) so send in to prove I aint in america

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                                                                                                                      How do I find out what price Kai Broon will be in the 2.35 at Kelso tomorrow?

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                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Donkathon View Post
                                                                                                                        lol I just got banned from fulltiltpoker (well locked down not really banned)

                                                                                                                        for some mad reason I decided to change my location to the states for the craic and opps, all locked up

                                                                                                                        Emailed explain I was just messing around but nope not that easy, now shit loads of ID bank statments utility bills (all of which I have sent twice before) so send in to prove I aint in america
                                                                                                                        What could possibly go wrong.....
                                                                                                                        Pining for Wa'erford

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                                                                                                                          Going to watch the Irish open on RTE like a Kerry man and try spur on someone else FTW.

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