Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[SatNav]

Hmmm well known American band. I'm thinking late eighties, early ninties. Thinking you were a rock chick too. Member of Bon Jovi or Guns and Roses????

rock chick yes, bon Jovi No, it was more Neil Young and AC/DC

[Strewelpeter]

Lol. Had to deliver something to the gym the Leinster Rugby lads use today. Somehow managed to stumble into a changing room with a couple of semi-naked lads. Wow, hadn't seen bodies like that since ever! Didn't know where to look Thankfully, was wearing enough gear to hide my own semi. 1980's porn scenario didn't play out

Thats not fair, you should only be allowed into the womens changing room ... Oh! wait a minute ...

[SatNav]

Lol. Had to deliver something to the gym the Leinster Rugby lads use today. Somehow managed to stumble into a changing room with a couple of semi-naked lads. Wow, hadn't seen bodies like that since ever! Didn't know where to look Thankfully, was wearing enough gear to hide my own semi. 1980's porn scenario didn't play out

Hang on a second Am i reading that correctly, you saw some half naked men and got half a horn

Really? im presuming your Gay if so thats ok if not you need to take a good hard look at yourself!

[The C Kid]

Will Tesco, Dunnes etc be open tomorrow and Saturday?

[hotspur]

The perils of playing O8 and Omaha at the same time. Was HU in an O8 sit n go with massive chiplead (around 7k to 2k) and mysteriously lost it in a couple of big pots. Turns out it wasn't O8.

My annoyance at getting a fraction of the money is lessened by the thoughts of the bad beats I must have given out during the course of it. I knocked everyone out as I was steamrolling them. I totally got in all in pre with A2xx lots of times

No matter how often I play both at the same time my brain is incapable of seeing Omaha hands and not thinking O8 when I do. It seems that adding to what we percieve is a whole lot easier than trying to subtract from it.

[SatNav]

Will Tesco, Dunnes etc be open tomorrow and Saturday?

ya id say so, whitewater shopping centre and dundrum are all open tomorrow

[Percy007]

you need to take a good hard look at yourself!

Thats exactly what he did

[Strewelpeter]

Will Tesco, Dunnes etc be open tomorrow and Saturday?

yea they will but will Bookies be open on Sunday?

[MrsFlushdraw]

Hang on a second Am i reading that correctly, you saw some half naked men and got half a horn

Really? im presuming your Gay if so thats ok if not you need to take a good hard look at yourself!

OMG where have you been? he fancies Emmet now but used to have the hots for Hitch

[Flushdraw]

Hang on a second Am i reading that correctly, you saw some half naked men and got half a horn

Really? im presuming your Gay if so thats ok if not you need to take a good hard look at yourself!

You almost read between the lines Michelle! Oh and you don't need to give gay a capital letter

[ComradeCollie]

Thats not fair, you should only be allowed into the womens changing room ... Oh! wait a minute ...

Mmmm. I was really surprised how uncomfortable I felt. Also reminded me of the terrible shape I'm in.

Hang on a second Am i reading that correctly, you saw some half naked men and got half a horn

Really? im presuming your Gay if so thats ok if not you need to take a good hard look at yourself!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/ame]

[Loopz]

OMG where have you been? he fancies Emmet now but used to have the hots for Hitch

I knew he fancied emmet but his hots for hitch were from before my time on here.

top marks to hitch for going to the trouble of escaping his clutches with stories of babies and wedding rings

[MrsFlushdraw]

I knew he fancied emmet but his hots for hitch were from before my time on here.

top marks to hitch for going to the trouble of escaping his clutches with stories of babies and wedding rings

Between you and me, I think HH was a bit miffed when CC moved his affection from him to Emmet

[SatNav]

I love gay men, i always said id love a gay son! i have zillions of gay friends, lovely genuine mental fuckers!!!

[Loopz]

your secret is safe with me

[ComradeCollie]

Between you and me, I think HH was a bit miffed when CC moved his affection from him to Emmet

I'm still a huge HH fanboy btw. Don't remember it ever being a fancying thing with him. More the way your a fan of a band or football team or whatever (never understood following a football team, so very bad example)

[Loopz]

heading up to Annagry on Monday for a few days
anything to recommend to do in the area?

[hotspur]

I love gay men, i always said id love a gay son! i have zillions of gay friends, lovely genuine mental fuckers!!!

Psychological problems among homosexuals way outstrips that of the population as a whole, some disorders are up to double the rate.

We need more of the gays on here. We have, what 4 wimmins? We need at least one other gay. So that means someone is going to have to come out of the closet, get converted, or we have to recruit one. We have start looking from these places:

http://www.gaypokertour.net/site/

http://www.brokebackpoker.com/

[Guest]

I love gay men, i always said id love a gay son! i have zillions of gay friends, lovely genuine mental fuckers!!!

FYI (being nice)

Any gay people I have ever known would cringe at hearing any of that

*[self edit]

Hotspur and his "facts" got their before me

[Loopz]

FYI (being nice)

Any gay people I have ever known would cringe at hearing any of that

BTW The "love a gay son" bit and the way you would treat him because of this would 50% give you a gay son, 40% a straight mother hating son, 10% give you a narcissistic serial killer asexual son

SPOILER

the scientific study behind said maths may or may not be real

sooo aaaahhh, condoms???

ooh and no, before you ask...

SPOILER

pretty sure (although she denies it) my mammy wanted a priest

your mammy was prolly too old and the wrong sex to appeal to the local priest

[MrsFlushdraw]

I'm still a huge HH fanboy btw. Don't remember it ever being a fancying thing with him. More the way your a fan of a band or football team or whatever (never understood following a football team, so very bad example)

You do realise you have just totally bust HH's bubble now? He thought that his charm even worked through the waters of IPB and that he had a mancrush and now he finds out it was all untrue?

Woman feel comfortable with gay men as they have no fear of them hitting on them. My old neighbours are a male couple and they were the best neighbours I have had.

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[ComradeCollie]

Any gay people I have ever known would cringe at hearing any of that

Yeah out of context that could be cringeworthy or worse. The context is it's MicheleSatNav,

I was mostly disturbed by the 'Zillions' of them. Jebus if there's that many out there, no wait, no way there's that fictional amount about

[SatNav]

ok need a little help here, im going to the burlo tomorrow night to meet liz, i wont be there till ten and liz will still be working.

TBH i hate walking in somewhere on my own sober so i was wondering is there anyone here going to be there thats not playing that could meet me for a drink until liz finishes.

i know i prob will see loads of heads when i get there but just in case!

[SatNav]

Yeah out of context that could be cringeworthy or worse. The context is it's MicheleSatNav,

I was mostly disturbed by the 'Zillions' of them. Jebus if there's that many out there, no wait, no way there's that fictional amount about

sorry i tend to go a bit overboard, i have 5 gay friends

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[Guest]

Yeah out of context that could be cringeworthy or worse. The context is it's MicheleSatNav,

"cringe" being the internet word for restraining order

[6starpool]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU[/ame]

[Loopz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU

quality

[Guest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU

A fuck sake, she told me she wouldn't use that on the internet

I didn't like the way my hair looked

[AndyFatBastard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU

I love the guy in the background towards the end looking all innocent trying to make sure the camera gets a good shot of him.

[MegaSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU

Whow. Anyone else see the 3 sexy rides at the start of the video walking past.

[shano_88]

games are definitely playing better on full tilt!

[SatNav]

Cant believe no one wants to meet up for a pint, im kinda hurt

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[Guest]

games are definitely playing better on full tilt!

What; without the American, degree in maths, never kissed a girl, 24 tables,cellar dwellers?
can't be true

was tempted tonight (bonus rotting away)

how did you deposit?
MB?

[MegaSin]

At 1.03 when he looks at the camera and says "It's actually a good point" like he broke character or something.

[The Situation]

I knew he was going to drop the Celtic bomb at some stage

Love that green and white Pats kit myself.

So much win in one video...

[shano_88]

What; without the American, degree in maths, never kissed a girl, 24 tables,cellar dwellers?
can't be true

was tempted tonight (bonus rotting away)

how did you deposit?
MB?

Ya, deposited through moneybookers. I cant withdraw through moneybookers atm unfortunately. Hopefully that sorts itself out soon. $500 bonus definitely gonna keep me playing there for the time being anyway.

[Guest]

'the fella in the green and white jersey' as the next thread title surely?!

actually just want a transcript of the whole thing as its all some subtle level of genius

At 1.03 when he looks at the camera and says "It's actually a good point" like he broke character or something.

SPOILER

I'd be amazed if it's not a level
Pats are called the Junkies and all that
*for the non LOI heads

[6starpool]

Cant believe no one wants to meet up for a pint, im kinda hurt

The bar will still be closed at 10pm Michelle. I'll be leaving around that time, but you can help Kev with the updates if you are bored

[SatNav]

The bar will still be closed at 10pm Michelle. I'll be leaving around that time, but you can help Kev with the updates if you are bored

WHAT r u serious?

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[IPB Champ]

Seeing as it's just about Friday. A game for all you RB fans

http://www.bored.com/game/play/151297/Rebecca_Whack_Its_Friday_.html

[SatNav]

have i just got the day of the week wrong, or are all pubs not closed tomorrow for Good Friday? (hotels exempt?)

surely if its closed most of the day , it will open around 4 an stay open for residents?

[applehunter]

Con Air is so over the top its good.

Speaking of over the top.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8[/ame]

[6starpool]

surely if its closed most of the day , it will open around 4 an stay open for residents?

I think it is strictly(ish) residents only tomorrow until midnight, then it opens properly.

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[Mike]

Whow. Anyone else see the 3 sexy rides at the start of the video walking past.

i actually scrolled back up to see what i missed

damn u

[SatNav]

I think it is strictly(ish) residents only tomorrow until midnight, then it opens properly.

yes i will be a resident! so therefore im presuming im ok?

[Starvin Marvin]

My 2 Full Tilt withdrawals went through after four days and they have a new bonus offer which gave me 400 to clear, nice.

[tylerdurden94]

This cracks me up

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA[/ame]

[6starpool]

yes i will be a resident! so therefore im presuming im ok?

Should be in that case I'd say.

[sixtwo]

who is getitquietly on boyles any body????
just beat me heads up in the 100 turbo????

[The Situation]

Wow go to 56 seconds in in the video.

Old man passes by with a balloon magically attached to his crotch region. He's not holding it. Weird

[SatNav]

Wow go to 56 seconds in in the video.

Old man passes by with a balloon magically attached to his crotch region. He's not holding it. Weird

for fucks sake have ye nothing better to do

[tylerdurden94]

Ivey Ivey Ivey

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTGp4U6-BwU&feature=related[/ame]

[IPB Champ]

Wow go to 56 seconds in in the video.

Old man passes by with a balloon magically attached to his crotch region. He's not holding it. Weird

Prefer the two cougars going past at 0:44

[Opr]

Tony Evans in the Times supposedly is saying Liverpool just signed a 25m kit deal with "Warrior" to replace Adidas. Biggest kit deal in English football history, apparently.

Does anyone know who or wtf are 'Warrior' ?

Opr

[IPB Champ]

Ivey Ivey Ivey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTGp4...eature=related

Did he just say he cracked Phil Laaks quad aces with a royaler on the river? lol Ivey is balla.