Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Lord Sir Banter]

Last 2 Speakers Of Dying Language Won't Speak To Each Other

rofl

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/14/ayapaneco-dying-languages_n_849319.html

If you've never heard anyone speaking Ayapaneco, you're not alone.

Though the language has been spoken in what is now Mexico for centuries, there are only two people left who can speak Ayapaneco fluently. Like so many other indigenous languages, it's at risk of extinction -- even more so because, as the Guardian reports, the last two speakers are refusing to talk to each other.

Though it is not clear what lies behind their mutual avoidance, Manuel Segovia, 75, and Isidro Velazquez, 69, live 500 metres apart in the village of Ayapa in the the southern state of Tabasco. The two have reportedly never enjoyed each other's company.

But now, Daniel Suslak, a linguistic anthropologist from Indiana University, is planning to produce a dictionary of Ayapaneco in an effort to revitalize the language before it is too late, the Sydney Morning Herald reports.

[liz:)]

Examples of things which are beyond your control and therefore allowed, subject to PokerStars being able to corroborate with evidence, include:

1. A thunderstorm strikes your location and takes the power down for the surrounding area, so you call a friend to take over your account while you make alternative arrangements.
2. Your child is taken ill and you have to attend hospital, so you call a friend to take over your account.
3. You are playing in a tournament and lose internet access in your home due to a failure of your ISP. You call a friend and he takes over while you make alternative arrangements.

this rule i assume stands on most sites so theres a simple louphole

[liz:)]

It's more of a biggie than you realise, it's against the t's and c's of every single poker room. I'll edit my earlier post to delete your quote.



I presume you 'obv didn't tell them' for a reason then?

actually they never asked.thats not my problem.he won the ticket,he played the event.there was no weird collusion or deceit ,he gained absolutly nothing from not playing his own acc.you seem to have a big issue with this?

[Lord Sir Banter]

actually they never asked.thats not my problem.he won the ticket,he played the event.there was no weird collusion or deceit ,he gained absolutly nothing from not playing his own acc.you seem to have a big issue with this?

Can't be quantified.

[Zuroph]

Examples of things which are beyond your control and therefore allowed, subject to PokerStars being able to corroborate with evidence, include:

1. A thunderstorm strikes your location and takes the power down for the surrounding area, so you call a friend to take over your account while you make alternative arrangements.
2. Your child is taken ill and you have to attend hospital, so you call a friend to take over your account.
3. You are playing in a tournament and lose internet access in your home due to a failure of your ISP. You call a friend and he takes over while you make alternative arrangements.

this rule i assume stands on most sites so theres a simple louphole

but this isnt what happened with you.

[hotspur]

Louphole

[ghostface]

its actually not illegal to play on someone elses acc.read the rules on most sites and theres various reasons they will allow somebody else to play your acc

lol

[liz:)]

but this isnt what happened with you.

no it isnt.im sorry but have you a problem? you seem very miffed here,would you like my details and you can have my acc closed? do you feel cheated in some way? does my acc get given better cards than his does? what exactly is the problem here? it was a simple mistake?

[Lord Sir Banter]

lads, what are yas wearing?

[liz:)]

lads, what are yas wearing?

[AndyFatBastard]

Louphole

So that's where the werewolves have been hiding!

[Zuroph]

no it isnt.im sorry but have you a problem? you seem very miffed here,would you like my details and you can have my acc closed? do you feel cheated in some way? does my acc get given better cards than his does? what exactly is the problem here? it was a simple mistake?

the problem is some people helpfully advised you that it wasnt a good idea to brag about it online, and gave an example to help illustrate the point, and instead of taking their good advice on board, you continued to post more about it. People here are just trying to help you liz, not attack you. PP could see this tomorrow and shut your account and your BFs and be perfectly justified to do so, as you openly admit to lying to them about who played.

[dannydiamond]

Examples of things which are beyond your control and therefore allowed, subject to PokerStars being able to corroborate with evidence, include:

1. A thunderstorm strikes your location and takes the power down for the surrounding area, so you call a friend to take over your account while you make alternative arrangements.
2. Your child is taken ill and you have to attend hospital, so you call a friend to take over your account.
3. You are playing in a tournament and lose internet access in your home due to a failure of your ISP. You call a friend and he takes over while you make alternative arrangements.

this rule i assume stands on most sites so theres a simple louphole

it was auto log in and he was in a rush to reg for the sat and didnt realise til the table opened that it was my acc,no biggie really

Does not compute.

actually they never asked.thats not my problem.he won the ticket,he played the event.there was no weird collusion or deceit ,he gained absolutly nothing from not playing his own acc.you seem to have a big issue with this?

After all the replies you've had you should be realising by now that you might perhaps be misinformed on this particular matter.

[liz:)]

the problem is some people helpfully advised you that it wasnt a good idea to brag about it online, and gave an example to help illustrate the point, and instead of taking their good advice on board, you continued to post more about it. People here are just trying to help you liz, not attack you. PP could see this tomorrow and shut your account and your BFs and be perfectly justified to do so, as you openly admit to lying to them about who played.

i didnt lie.nor did i brag,i used an example to a question that was asked,i took peoples advice and removed the post and yet am still met with hostility.

[Guest]

Heaven forbid a drooler of a bird would admit when shes wrong

[Lazare]

I'm a big fan of Leonard Cohen, his songs are poems put to music. One song in particular has always intrigued me. 'The Guests'. The beauty I find in listening to Cohen's music is in trying to interpret his songs, trying to figure out what was in his head. I've read many different interpretations of 'The Guests' online but here's my read on what it means. Here's the song first of all...


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fhhOZNYCY[/ame]

And the lyrics...

One by one, the guests arrive
The guests are coming through
The open-hearted many
The broken-hearted few
And no one knows where the night is going
And no one knows why the wine is flowing
Oh love I need you
I need you
I need you
I need you
Oh . . . I need you now
And those who dance, begin to dance
Those who weep begin
And "Welcome, welcome" cries a voice
"Let all my guests come in."
And no one knows where the night is going ...
And all go stumbling through that house
in lonely secrecy
Saying "Do reveal yourself"
or "Why has thou forsaken me?"
And no one knows where the night is going ...
All at once the torches flare
The inner door flies open
One by one they enter there
In every style of passion
And no one knows where the night is going ...
And here they take their sweet repast
While house and grounds dissolve
And one by one the guests are cast
Beyond the garden wall
And no one knows where the night is going ...
Those who dance, begin to dance
Those who weep begin
Those who earnestly are lost
Are lost and lost again
And no one knows where the night is going ...
One by one the guests arrive
The guests are coming through
The broken-hearted many
The open-hearted few
And no one knows where the night is going ...

I think it's a tragic love story, set in a holocaust death camp on the naked march to the gas chamber. They were separated from loved ones and ordered to strip and march to the 'shower room'.

The open-hearted many
The broken-hearted few
And no one knows where the night is going
And no one knows why the wine is flowing

The 'flowing wine' is a metaphor for the lifted mood the break in monotony brings. The main protagonist however is one of the broken hearted few, separated from his wife, he fears what's about to happen.

"Welcome, welcome" cries a voice
"Let all my guests come in."

Spoken by the Nazi guard... to the open hearted many it's a warm voice, to the broken hearted few it's menacing.

Saying "Do reveal yourself"
or "Why has thou forsaken me?"

The nervous positivity of the many and the anguish of the few.

All at once the torches flare,
The inner door flies open
One by one they enter there
In every style of passion

Confusion, optimism, fear, bewilderment, spreading panic, they enter with every style of passion, while the protagonist knows he's entering hell... 'oh love I need you, I need you, I need you now'

And here they take their sweet repast
While house and grounds dissolve
And one by one the guests are cast
Beyond the garden wall

Death is their sweet repast, one by one they fall.

The broken-hearted many
The open-hearted few

[liz:)]

Heaven forbid a drooler of a bird would admit when shes wrong

i have never once had a conversation with you without arguing so im going to politely tell you to leave me alone because i always come out the c@*t where your involved

[badugi]

hahaha
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saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($23.10)
MP ($237.60)
Hero (CO) ($62.50)
Button ($90.95)
SB ($105.05)
BB ($44.40)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9, 4, 5, 7
UTG bets $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, Button calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, BB raises to $2, UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $3, Button calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50, BB raises to $17.60, UTG calls $15.60, Hero calls $14.60, Button raises to $90.85 (All-In), 1 fold, BB calls $26.70 (All-In), UTG calls $5.40 (All-In), Hero calls $44.80 (All-In)

Flop: ($195.70) 4, K, 7 (4 players, 4 all-in)

Turn: ($195.70) 10 (4 players, 4 all-in)

River: ($195.70) 4 (4 players, 4 all-in)

Total pot: $195.70 | Rake: $3
Main pot: $95.60 between UTG, Hero, Button and BB, won by Hero
Side pot 1: $63.90 between Hero, Button and BB, won by Hero
Side pot 2: $36.20 between Hero and Button, won by Hero

Results:
Button had A, 9, 10, 2 (two pair, tens and fours).
BB had Q, 8, 9, 8 (two pair, eights and fours).
UTG had 7, J, 6, 8 (two pair, sevens and fours).
Hero had 9, 4, 5, 7 (full house, fours over sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $192.70

[AndyFatBastard]

i didnt lie.nor did i brag,i used an example to a question that was asked,i took peoples advice and removed the post and yet am still met with hostility.

You're not being met with hostility (apart from Sickpuppy's insulting post above, but ignore him). You're just being repeatedly told that you're wrong. You know why? Because you're wrong. Stop taking it as a personal insult.

[oleras]

I'm a big fan of Leonard Cohen, his songs are poems put to music. One song in particular has always intrigued me. 'The Guests'. The beauty I find in listening to Cohen's music is in trying to interpret his songs, trying to figure out what was in his head. I've read many different interpretations of 'The Guests' online but here's my read on what it means. Here's the song first of all...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fhhOZNYCY

And the lyrics...




I think it's a tragic love story, set in a holocaust death camp on the naked march to the gas chamber. They were separated from loved ones and ordered to strip and march to the 'shower room'.


The 'flowing wine' is a metaphor for the lifted mood the break in monotony brings. The main protagonist however is one of the broken hearted few, separated from his wife, he fears what's about to happen.



Spoken by the Nazi guard... to the open hearted many it's a warm voice, to the broken hearted few it's menacing.



The nervous positivity of the many and the anguish of the few.



Confusion, optimism, fear, bewilderment, spreading panic, they enter with every style of passion, while the protagonist knows he's entering hell... 'oh love I need you, I need you, I need you now'



Death is their sweet repast, one by one they fall.

Nice mood lightner dude !!

edit:mode ? its me thats on the wine...lol

[liz:)]

You're not being met with hostility (apart from Sickpuppy's insulting post above, but ignore him). You're just being repeatedly told that you're wrong. You know why? Because you're wrong. Stop taking it as a personal insult.

im not saying im not wrong! i just said the situation and told you the reason for the situation .it was obv wrong for it to happen but it was a genuine mistake and i feel maybe people think it was done on purpose or something?!

[Guest]

i have never once had a conversation with you without arguing so im going to politely tell you to leave me alone because i always come out the c@*t where your involved

No problem but please dont make it sound like im following you

[oleras]

You're not being met with hostility (apart from Sickpuppy's insulting post above, but ignore him). You're just being repeatedly told that you're wrong. You know why? Because you're wrong. Stop taking it as a personal insult.

It has to be the wine...

[liz:)]

It has to be the wine...

i dont even drink really,except on occasion

[Zuroph]

im not saying im not wrong! i just said the situation and told you the reason for the situation .it was obv wrong for it to happen but it was a genuine mistake and i feel maybe people think it was done on purpose or something?!

nobody cares about why it happened, just advising you on why it shouldnt be posted about.

[Lord Sir Banter]

I'm a big fan of Leonard Cohen, his songs are poems put to music. One song in particular has always intrigued me. 'The Guests'. The beauty I find in listening to Cohen's music is in trying to interpret his songs, trying to figure out what was in his head. I've read many different interpretations of 'The Guests' online but here's my read on what it means. Here's the song first of all...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7fhhOZNYCY

And the lyrics...




I think it's a tragic love story, set in a holocaust death camp on the naked march to the gas chamber. They were separated from loved ones and ordered to strip and march to the 'shower room'.


The 'flowing wine' is a metaphor for the lifted mood the break in monotony brings. The main protagonist however is one of the broken hearted few, separated from his wife, he fears what's about to happen.



Spoken by the Nazi guard... to the open hearted many it's a warm voice, to the broken hearted few it's menacing.



The nervous positivity of the many and the anguish of the few.



Confusion, optimism, fear, bewilderment, spreading panic, they enter with every style of passion, while the protagonist knows he's entering hell... 'oh love I need you, I need you, I need you now'



Death is their sweet repast, one by one they fall.

Dya like Phil Collins?

[AndyFatBastard]

im not saying im not wrong! i just said the situation and told you the reason for the situation .it was obv wrong for it to happen but it was a genuine mistake and i feel maybe people think it was done on purpose or something?!

Fair enough. Take my word for it when I say that if you're found multiaccounting, no matter the circumstances, you will be banned by pretty much every poker site out there. It's got nothing to do with our opinions of the circumstances involved. Thems are the rules and the poker sites enforce them brutally.

[reilly110]

will whoever does laptop spring cleaning pm please with rates and stuff

living in leixlip so whoever is closest

thanks

[oleras]

i dont even drink really,except on occasion

Is tonight an occasion?...has MSN been breathing on you by any chance ?

Only yanking your chain Liz, no harm intended, but the lads are right, forget the ins and out, legalities and whatever, 1 player 1 account, simples, and if it happens by mistake just let it be, simples really.

[liz:)]

No problem but please dont make it sound like im following you

it actually wouldnt surprise me.you seem to pop up everywhere i post with some retarded comment about what im talking about.doesnt really bother me anymore,kinda feel sorry for you that you can never find anything good to say
meh,maybe your just sad

[oleras]

will whoever does laptop spring cleaning pm please with rates and stuff

living in leixlip so whoever is closest

thanks

Zod is 30, DP is 25, ill do it for 20...

Zod is your go to guy here i think, although i am sure he would be kind enough to throw a practical together in the tech forum.

[liz:)]

Is tonight an occasion?...has MSN been breathing on you by any chance ?

Only yanking your chain Liz, no harm intended, but the lads are right, forget the ins and out, legalities and whatever, 1 player 1 account, simples, and if it happens by mistake just let it be, simples really.

nah her hubby is home so hel be getting the snm sorry meant msn treatment tonight

[Guest]

it actually wouldnt surprise me.you seem to pop up everywhere i post with some retarded comment about what im talking about.doesnt really bother me anymore,kinda feel sorry for you that you can never find anything good to say
meh,maybe your just sad

Bi polar and scitzo
you ask me to stop talking to you etc but then make comment on my feelings and moods im so hurt
i find good things to say when appropriate so if you dont want me talking shyte be a good girl and zip it and that will be the end of it.

[Lazare]

im not saying im not wrong!

Two negatives always make a positive, but two positives never make a negative.

SPOILER

Yeah right

[oleras]

nah her hubby is home so hel be getting the snm sorry meant msn treatment tonight

Thats why she is not on, it clicks !!

Proably counting up all the contraband cigs again...lol

Speaking of s&m...you got a cam ??

[Lazare]

will whoever does laptop spring cleaning pm please with rates and stuff

living in leixlip so whoever is closest

thanks

Have you ever filmed yourself masturbating?

[liz:)]

Bi polar and scitzo
you ask me to stop talking to you etc but then make comment on my feelings and moods im so hurt
i find good things to say when appropriate so if you dont want me talking shyte be a good girl and zip it and that will be the end of it.

you are actually the biggest ape i have ever come across in my life and you annoy the shit out of me!

[6starpool]

it actually wouldnt surprise me.you seem to pop up everywhere i post with some retarded comment about what im talking about.doesnt really bother me anymore,kinda feel sorry for you that you can never find anything good to say
meh,maybe your just sad

Bi polar and scitzo
you ask me to stop talking to you etc but then make comment on my feelings and moods im so hurt
i find good things to say when appropriate so if you dont want me talking shyte be a good girl and zip it and that will be the end of it.

Please just lay off it will ye?

Also, there is an ignore option for whoever wants to use it. Just click on a persons username, and choose ignore poster, and you won't see their posts any more.

[Lazare]

you are actually the biggest ape i have ever come across in my life and you annoy the shit out of me!

You came on an ape?

[oleras]

You came on an ape?

Came across dude...squirter obv !!

[liz:)]

You came on an ape?

i said across lol

[oleras]

Its been a while !!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ_zsuP2owk[/ame]

[Angry-Ball]

ahhh oleras my old pal how's it going?

[oleras]

Love this version.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxP0qS30tRg[/ame]

[oleras]

ahhh oleras my old pal how's it going?

Going good my friend, going good.

Looks like i have to head to blaah country next week, near imposible for someone in the limerick/clare/tipp area to provide IBT (Initial Basic Training) within the next month, guy from the other place, roadskills.ie was able to fit me in with the shift work for next thur and the following tue to complete it, bike was delived to me today and is sitting in the garage and i want to ride it !!

[Loopz]

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cheers for that

[hotspur]

Zod is 30, DP is 25, ill do it for 20...

Sounds like a services price list from a very inexpensive escort.

Please just lay off it will ye?

Also, there is an ignore option for whoever wants to use it. Just click on a persons username, and choose ignore poster, and you won't see their posts any more.

Ah come on Dom a Sickpuppy Liz spat could be epic.

[sligoboi]

Sounds like a services price list from a very inexpensive escort.

What the fuck is a Zod!?!

[Lazare]

Ah come on Dom a Sickpuppy Liz spat could be epic.

Yeah, boo Dom

[Lazare]

What the fuck is a Zod!?!

€2 in Ethiopian money

[oleras]

What the fuck is a Zod!?!

Beard rash !!....some people pay more for that !

[Guest]

Yeah, boo Dom

To be fair lifes finite wasting anymore time arguing with someone with the brains of alobotomised sheep would be a waste.

Im going to sign off with a whimper not a bang and try to spend my time more productively then arguing with people.

Looking to join the priesthood permanent pensionable job and where not been able to score with women is seen as a plus

Goodnight and goodluck.

[Mellor]

LMFAO
this is brilliant

The last few speakers of a dying Mexican language don't get on and refuse to speak

http://au.news.yahoo.com/amazing-stories/a/-/article/9201736/last-two-speakers-of-dying-language-refuse-to-speak-to-each-other/

Last two speakers of dying language refuse to speak to each otherYahoo!7

There are only two people who are familiar with the Ayapaneco language in Mexico.

Manuel Segovia and Isidro Velazquezto live less than a kilometre apart in Ayapa village in southern Mexico but according to the Daily Mail, they don't get on.

Those close to the men aren't sure what the conflict is about.

They're the last two speakers of this remote language but they refuse to discuss how best to preserve their dying language.

The Ayapaneco language managed to survive the Spanish conquest however it has suffered due to compulsory Spanish education in Mexico. For several decades indigenous children were forbidden from speaking anything other than Spanish.

Since the 1970s, people started moving away which further diluted the knowledge base.

According to 75-year-old Mr Segovia, 'When I was a boy everybody spoke it. It's disappeared little by little and now I suppose it might die with me.'

Although he still speaks to his wife and son in his native tongue, they understand what he's saying but they can't speak back.

It is not believed that 69-year-old Mr Velazquez converses his native tongue at all any more.

Fortunately all is not lost. Daniel Suslak, an Indiana University linguistic anthropologist, is compiling a dictionary to record the existence of the language.

He spoke to both men about their language and found out they 'don't have much in common'. Apparently Mr Segovia is 'a little prickly' while Mr Velaquez prefers to stay at home and is 'more stoic'.

It is believed there are 6,000 languages in the world and of those around half are expected to disappear over the next century.

[oleras]

Sounds like a services price list from a very inexpensive escort.

Depends, had a friend call around this evening who spent last week in thailand...got to get my ass over there, gona use the divorce money cos thats the only way i would be allowed i think...lol

It must be his 4th or 5th time there, lucky single cunt.

[Lazare]

LMFAO
this is brilliant

The last few speakers of a dying Mexican language don't get on and refuse to speak

http://au.news.yahoo.com/amazing-sto...to-each-other/

Rigger, the owner of the internet got there before you.

Great story though.

[Lord Sir Banter]

LMFAO
this is brilliant

The last few speakers of a dying Mexican language don't get on and refuse to speak

http://au.news.yahoo.com/amazing-sto...to-each-other/

It is. I posted it a few hours ago because I am brilliant.

[Lord Sir Banter]

You can see how many times each lotto number has appeared in the Irish lotto since it began.

http://entertainment.ie/lotto/fun.asp

[Mellor]

Fecking timezones

i'll have my revenge Sometime Rigger Happy Dude

[Zuroph]

Scientists create human Kidneys from stem cells

http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/04/scientists-create-human-kidneys-stem-cells/

TELEGRAPH: The artificial organs were created in a laboratory using human amniotic fluid and animal foetal cells.
They are currently half a centimetre in length – the same size as kidneys found in an unborn baby.
Scientists at Edinburgh University hope they will grow into full-size organs when transplanted into a human.
The breakthrough could lead to patients creating their own replacement organs without the risk of rejection, a common complication in transplant procedures.
Physiologist Jamie Davies, a professor of experimental anatomy at Edinburgh University, said: ”It sounds a bit science fiction-like but it’s not.
”The idea is to start with human stem cells and end up with a functioning organ.
”We have made pretty good progress with that. We can make something that has the complexity of a normal, foetal kidney.”
The research team hope that doctors will eventually be able to collect amniotic fluid, which surrounds the growing embryo in the womb, when a baby is born.
This will then be stored by scientists in case that person develops kidney disease later in life. The fluid can then be used to create a matching kidney.
Creating an organ using a patient’s own stem cells solves the problem of having to use powerful immunosuppressant drugs to stop the body rejecting a another person’s kidney.
Professor Davies said the technology could be ready for use on humans in around 10 years.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Fecking timezones

i'll have my revenge Sometime Rigger Happy Dude

no you won't!