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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostIf I were to become a self-employed 'consultant' at some point in the near future, what's my best line in terms of keeping my filthy lucre out of the hands of the Revenue?Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postlol, would obviously be my preference but the peeps I'd be billing would be sure to ask questions when I don't tag VAT onto my invoices
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View PostIf I were to become a self-employed 'consultant' at some point in the near future, what's my best line in terms of keeping my filthy lucre out of the hands of the Revenue?
Also, having your 'Head Office' based in the UK and paying yourself a wage can helpPeople say I should be more humble I hope they understand, they don't listen when you mumble
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postgood point
probably very reliant on demographics (age, geographical location, educational level etc)
an ancient culchie such as yourself probably has Radio Eireann on all day
Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postlol, would obviously be my preference but the peeps I'd be billing would be sure to ask questions when I don't tag VAT onto my invoices
There is a shitload of stuff you can run through the business as expenses but the revenue are really on top on it these days. The secret is to be making enough money to pay them what they expect to get from you then there are few questions asked, if you seem to underpay they will be after you all the time. Audits are not very random.Turning millions into thousands
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Originally posted by Denny Crane View PostApplies to Murdoch here too, I doubt Bertie's sport coverage was really worth 100k pa.
positively Beckettian, how can you carp at such genius sir. For shame."We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post"I tink de dubs will win de all-oireland dis yeeearrrrr"
Positively Beckettian; how can you carp at such genius sir? For shame!
People in glass houses...You are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Postlol, would obviously be my preference but the peeps I'd be billing would be sure to ask questions when I don't tag VAT onto my invoices
Costs quite a bit so you need to be pulling in decent cash but lots of contractors do it and it saves a packet once you are paying the high ends of tax.
Alternativley pay your taxes since as i am payed in Ireland and dont have this option I dont like hearing others boasting about beating the system
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Originally posted by Maloney View PostBreaking News...... David Blaine's 40 day world record for doing nothing in a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.
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Originally posted by Gilligan-Black View Postsimple tag vat and keep it. Either that or register your company in the Isle of Man and then work through that. Pain in the bals part is that you will need to get someone to operate a shadow office for you over there but there are "companies" that specialsie in this type of thing. You then become Raulcorps guy on the ground in Ireland which is legal but get payed into an account in a wonderful tax haven.
Costs quite a bit so you need to be pulling in decent cash but lots of contractors do it and it saves a packet once you are paying the high ends of tax.
<googles furiously>"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke III View Post<gets 'Becekettian'>
Beckett was a notoriously poor grammarianYou are technically correct...the best kind of correct
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Originally posted by Kayroo View PostActually he was an excellent grammarian who ignored it for literary effect, making the post all the more poignant. You miss my purposeful mistake? Oh I do love it when these ridiculously high level literary jokes turn somehow even nerdier.How hideous is the semi-colon"We are not Europeans. Those people on the continent are freaks."
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Originally posted by Keane View PostUse Chrome, switched to it from FF a few weeks ago and it's the nutz.
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Originally posted by Flushdraw View PostMake up ftw
wtf did you go and put Pammie in there Tony? God dang.......
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Originally posted by Zod View PostAberdeen at 6/1 for a victory. Stick a tenner on it and you have weekend boozing money.
Shame cause I was really looking forword to a game.
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Originally posted by MegaSin View PostMeh. Think I got little over 10/1 on those 3 and I am fairly certain all 3 will win. Tons of college work to do so won't be able to poker it up tonight.
Shame cause I was really looking forword to a game.Is that how you crash a wedding? yes it is, Bionic Barry, yes it is.
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Originally posted by Zod View PostThere's a six-max €40 tournie on tomorrow, and if you get knocked out in the first round you get entered into a tenner freezeout, usually gets about 30 runners, very good structure.
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Originally posted by Maloney View PostBreaking News...... David Blaine's 40 day world record for doing nothing in a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.
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Already got a perfect answer to a question I asked earlier, so going for two in a row.
BBV - I'm looking to get some bricks in order to build a firepit.
I'm looking at just copying this one from instructables.
And thus looking for bricks like this.
Any suggestions on the best place to find something like this? I searched the woodies website for bricks but found nothing.
Thanks in advance.Double-decker bus enthusiast
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X can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Mary Harney View PostOk having a arguement with a mate about whos better.. Ronaldo or Rooney? vote in bold pleaseX can be anything, any number, that is what’s CRAZY about X.
Because X doesn’t roll like that, because X can’t be pinned down!
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Originally posted by Mary Harney View PostOk having a arguement with a mate about whos better.. Ronaldo or Rooney? vote in bold please
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2NHqSXftzU[/ame]
just saw the facebook back and forth there, will be having words with Adam 'if Rooney was played up top he'd be up there with Messi '
insert shaking head gif here!!Last edited by ghostface; 13-04-11, 18:01.
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Originally posted by Mary Harney View PostOk i'll dumb it down a little.. heads or tails?
For heads I'll have to go with PinheadSPOILERfor just plain WTFery
But with Tails I'm gonna go with Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog cause the poor bastard was named for the only thing interesting about him. It's like if Jennifer love hewitt was call "Rocking Tits"
SPOILERLast edited by MegaSin; 13-04-11, 18:11.
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