Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Zod]

New room created, IPB FTW wordlist is "poker", lets hope this one works.

[Angry-Ball]

k

k, asl?


Who are you?

he is tylerdurden..............94, and he can bust your ass back down to corporal so fast it will make the fingering you got in the other place lastnight seem like a picnic with a bunch of priests

[CHDad]

he is tylerdurden..............94, and he can bust your ass back down to corporal so fast it will make the fingering you got in the other place lastnight seem like a picnic with a bunch of priests

He has a cool beard, tbf.

New room created, IPB FTW wordlist is "poker", lets hope this one works.

Link

[Zod]

He has a cool beard, tbf.


Link

http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

please come in, it's just two of us drawing penises at the moment

romm called IPB FTW

[SatNav]

watching a colin firth film , he is hot!!!!

[Zod]

watching a colin firth film , he is hot!!!!

he won't come out of the screen.

[tylerdurden94]

Who are you?

[Angry-Ball]

Ok ok folks mod hat on here things seem to getting a little on the crazy side try and keep the madness to a minimum, Michelle I will say thou don't come asking me tomorrow to erase some of your posts if you wake up tomorrow a little embarrassed

your right, i will now attempt to put this place back on track

carefull now

SPOILER

[tylerdurden94]

They be some good tits last pic is also quality.

[Zod]

bah. with more players and a word list that made sense we'd have a good game. ah well, thanks for trying.

[Emmet]

The real fun in that game is colluding in rooms with other people. They get fierce annoyed when you guess "Hysterectomy" in 3 seconds


also
Wut is this?

[Zod]

King 8

[MrsFlushdraw]

Just watched Shutter Island. What a mindfuck of a film. Not too bad a movie though and certainly one that I never guessed the story at the beginning like I usually do.

[SatNav]

Just watched Shutter Island. What a mindfuck of a film. Not too bad a movie though and certainly one that I never guessed the story at the beginning like I usually do.

hello fellow female

that film was a waste of time...... crap!

[Zod]

FFS....

PokerStars Game #60587742500: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2011/04/09 23:50:17 WET [2011/04/09 18:50:17 ET]
Table 'Thora VIII' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jlarr ($6.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Lance_Sher ($6.11 in chips)
Seat 3: cajoo ($1.90 in chips)
Seat 4: samuelolivag ($1.05 in chips)
Seat 5: ayn567 ($1.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Jacek2508 ($9.40 in chips)
Lance_Sher: posts small blind $0.02
cajoo: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jlarr [Ah Ac]
samuelolivag: folds
ayn567: raises $0.15 to $0.20
Jacek2508: folds
jlarr: raises $0.30 to $0.50
Lance_Sher: folds
cajoo: folds
ayn567: raises $0.40 to $0.90
jlarr: raises $5.35 to $6.25 and is all-in
ayn567: calls $1 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($4.35) returned to jlarr
*** FLOP *** [Qh Qs Ks]
*** TURN *** [Qh Qs Ks] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Qs Ks 9c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ayn567: shows [Ad Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Nines)
jlarr: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
ayn567 collected $3.68 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.87 | Rake $0.19
Board [Qh Qs Ks 9c 9d]
Seat 1: jlarr (button) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: Lance_Sher (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: cajoo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: samuelolivag folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ayn567 showed [Ad Qc] and won ($3.68) with a full house, Queens full of Nines
Seat 6: Jacek2508 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Angry-Ball]

hello fellow female

that film was a waste of time...... crap!

Just watched Shutter Island. What a mindfuck of a film. Not too bad a movie though and certainly one that I never guessed the story at the beginning like I usually do.

carefull she is back on the sauce...

she felt she deserved it after 2 days hard work

[CHDad]

Can someone tell me how to fix a imagine wimax modem after its been reset and wont connect plz

[SatNav]

carefull she is back on the sauce...

she felt she deserved it after 2 days hard work

ffs im not gonna lie down an die altogether, im back on the dry tomorrow!

[Angry-Ball]

FFS....

PokerStars Game #60587742500: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2011/04/09 23:50:17 WET [2011/04/09 18:50:17 ET]
Table 'Thora VIII' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jlarr ($6.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Lance_Sher ($6.11 in chips)
Seat 3: cajoo ($1.90 in chips)
Seat 4: samuelolivag ($1.05 in chips)
Seat 5: ayn567 ($1.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Jacek2508 ($9.40 in chips)
Lance_Sher: posts small blind $0.02
cajoo: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jlarr [Ah Ac]
samuelolivag: folds
ayn567: raises $0.15 to $0.20
Jacek2508: folds
jlarr: raises $0.30 to $0.50
Lance_Sher: folds
cajoo: folds
ayn567: raises $0.40 to $0.90
jlarr: raises $5.35 to $6.25 and is all-in
ayn567: calls $1 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($4.35) returned to jlarr
*** FLOP *** [Qh Qs Ks]
*** TURN *** [Qh Qs Ks] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Qs Ks 9c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ayn567: shows [Ad Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Nines)
jlarr: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
ayn567 collected $3.68 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.87 | Rake $0.19
Board [Qh Qs Ks 9c 9d]
Seat 1: jlarr (button) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: Lance_Sher (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: cajoo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: samuelolivag folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ayn567 showed [Ad Qc] and won ($3.68) with a full house, Queens full of Nines
Seat 6: Jacek2508 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

ahh see your after moving up.

[Angry-Ball]

Can someone tell me how to fix a imagine wimax modem after its been reset and wont connect plz

fuck it out the window

[Zod]

ahh see your after moving up.

1c 2c was eating my soul.

[Zod]

people calling my raises OOP with 34suited... urrrrrgghhhhhhh

[Angry-Ball]

1c 2c was eating my soul.

but you were a winner there, you were a big fish in a small barrel there, now you are a small fish in a big barrel.

this is the only bit of advice iam ever going to give out for free on this forum

[Zod]

but you were a winner there, you were a big fish in a small barrel there, now you are a small fish in a big barrel.

this is the only bit of advice iam ever going to give out for free on this forum

at what price though? I was tilting so bad playing 1c 2c....

[Zod]

more americans, less russians.

still plenty of hit and run shit eaters though.

[Ace]

at what price though? I was tilting so bad playing 1c 2c....

you would get used to it eventually though, it's usually when you've busted you roll 4/5 times after moving up and think if only i was slow and steady back at 1c 2c....

[Zod]

you would get used to it eventually though, it's usually when you've busted you roll 4/5 times after moving up and think if only i was slow and steady back at 1c 2c....

are you after my screen name?

[CHDad]

Zod tell me hw to fix my modem

[Zod]

Zod tell me hw to fix my modem

wimax?

[SatNav]

Hi

[Zod]

I'd recomend 200cc of fire, stat.

[Zod]

I can't win a hand, seriously...

[Ace]

are you after my screen name?

It's never going to get old is it?

[Zod]

It's never going to get old is it?

never.

[CHDad]

wimax?

TY, sorted.

[SatNav]

where is oleras tonight

[MrsFlushdraw]

hello fellow female

that film was a waste of time...... crap!

I liked it Michelle, I love films that make my brain whir away. I hate boring predictable films.

And I am off to bed, only still up as my Chat thing rang.

[ferg]

Hi

Any luck with Cork sat michelle?

[SatNav]

Any luck with Cork sat michelle?

lol nope, iv banned myself for a month! im gonna buy in so when u find me a large JD an coke an coke sorry did i just repeat myself..................... i meant to!

[ferg]

lol nope, iv banned myself for a month! im gonna buy in so when u find me a large JD an coke an coke sorry did i just repeat myself..................... i meant to!

Them were the days!

[tylerdurden94]

Just noticed your sig Michelle very good

[CHDad]

Still bored.

[Zod]

watch youtube videos at random

[CHDad]

I have watched everything on youtube. Completed the internet 3 times now and beat lotties top score.

[Emmet]

chd
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZqp98836I[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cmrMJul1g&NR[/ame]

[SatNav]

I have watched everything on youtube. Completed the internet 3 times now and beat lotties top score.

Heres yours sister!!!

[CHDad]

Heres yours sister!!!

Hello Sis, how are you?

[Zod]

why the fuck do I play online poker?

[Guest]

Was supposed to head out tonight but then Commando popped up on the TV. They dont make classics like that anymore

[Zod]

fuck poker.


PokerStars Game #60591198418: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2011/04/10 1:19:04 WET [2011/04/09 20:19:04 ET]
Table 'Chantal V' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: -3KILLER3- ($4.33 in chips)
Seat 2: Outsider16 ($2.75 in chips)
Seat 3: RolliMichi ($6.49 in chips)
Seat 4: eiermaler001 ($6.23 in chips)
Seat 5: jlarr ($6.73 in chips)
Seat 6: KingRudie ($5.14 in chips)
-3KILLER3-: posts small blind $0.02
Outsider16: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jlarr [Ac As]
RolliMichi: folds
eiermaler001: raises $0.08 to $0.13
jlarr: raises $0.12 to $0.25
KingRudie: folds
-3KILLER3-: folds
Outsider16: folds
eiermaler001: calls $0.12
*** FLOP *** [2h 3d Jc]
eiermaler001: checks
jlarr: bets $0.55
eiermaler001: calls $0.55
*** TURN *** [2h 3d Jc] [Ts]
eiermaler001: checks
jlarr: bets $1.25
eiermaler001: raises $2.99 to $4.24
jlarr: raises $1.69 to $5.93 and is all-in
eiermaler001: calls $1.19 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.50) returned to jlarr
*** RIVER *** [2h 3d Jc Ts] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eiermaler001: shows [Tc Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
jlarr: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
eiermaler001 collected $11.91 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.53 | Rake $0.62
Board [2h 3d Jc Ts Qc]
Seat 1: -3KILLER3- (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Outsider16 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: RolliMichi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: eiermaler001 showed [Tc Jh] and won ($11.91) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 5: jlarr showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: KingRudie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Lord Sir Banter]

hi

I have watched everything on youtube. Completed the internet 3 times now and beat lotties top score.

[CHDad]

hi

Get over it.

[Emmet]

3bet bigger Zod. He plays the hand perfectly after that

[Lord Sir Banter]

Get over it.

Get under it.

[BobSloane]

Still bored.

Decent enough PAD this week if you're into watching that kinda thing. Doyle, Annette, Durrrr, Eric Baldwin, Luckychewy and Melanie Weisner. Starts here

[Zod]

3bet bigger Zod. He plays the hand perfectly after that

he'd been putting in that 13c raise over a few hands with complete shit.

fuck it, changed my PS password, cleared out the account, fuck online poker. going to bed, sick of this shit.

[Opr]

Decent enough PAD this week if you're into watching that kinda thing. Doyle, Annette, Durrrr, Eric Baldwin, Luckychewy and Melanie Weisner. Starts here

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[Lord Sir Banter]

Really don't feel arsed filling in this census considering I have read a number of times that census enumerators have been told to tell people with queries regarding the religious question, to just put down the religion of their childhood.

Obviously the potential fines for not filling it out are a motivating factor, but jebus if this country isn't tiltingly retarded.

[TheJiggaman]

A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s new swimming pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?