Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[MrsFlushdraw]

If it were Halloween, you'd be Michelle BatNav.

And if she hits a size 14 its Michelle FatNav

[Emmet]

And if she did her exercises right, it'd be Michelle SquatNav

@HH, getting huge discrepenacies between my calcs and the Irish Times reported calcs, I'm incredible, so I'm sure that the Irish Times article is wrong.

Could someone who knows anything about actual Mortgages give me a realistic Rate, Term of 30 years, 300k outlay, tyty

[Zuroph]

Pretty sure any lad that does it outside a team session where "the manager is making me do it" is 100% bent though.

lol. FU, just back from pilates. Doc recommended it for a bad back, to strengthen core.

Plus the wimmens are ridic hot at it, I've fallen in love with a redhead there, and have been wrecking my head trying to think of a way to get talking to her after..

[The Situation]

MrsFlushy your taste in Woman is impeccable

[MrsFlushdraw]

It depends a lot on the girl's height obv.

The size is the same regardless. But the height comes into play on how you carry the weight imo.

Here is a size 14 model. Nice and curvy

[Bubbleking]

And if she hits a size 14 its Michelle FatNav

And then she'll have to wear sweat pants and a matching tracksuit making her Michelle FatChav

[RasTa]

OMG how expensive is property there. My own house was a good 150K cheaper. What would I get in Dublin if we were to move down. A 1 bed flat?

Depends, you could get a 1 bed flat in town for €95k http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=566134 or a 3 bed in Tallaght for almost about €20k more http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=457854.

Chapelizod is a highly sought after area and houses usually get snapped up.

[Guest]

Pilates alone wont make you fit. You will get more flexible and develop a stronger core which will help prevent injuries.

Pretty sure any lad that does it outside a team session where "the manager is making me do it" is 100% bent though.

ooh I know it won't "make you fit" & it is about core and flexibility

why I'm asking is that any male I know who has done it, swears by it but

1.has been ordered by a doctor/physio or team manager

2. even though they swore it was the greatest thing ever, have stopped as soon as the doctor/manager has said they can

Just looking for opinions as any time I have seen it it looks dull out but...

[MrsFlushdraw]

MrsFlushy your taste in Woman is impeccable

So is Mr Flushy's obv

[Lord Sir Banter]

If she were a feline, she'd be Michelle CatNav.

[MrsFlushdraw]

Depends, you could get a 1 bed flat for €95k http://www.daft.ie/searchsale.daft?id=566134. Chapelizod is a highly sought after area and houses usually get snapped up.

I think I will stick to my wee pad in Donegal

[Raoul Duke III]

I'll be in the pub cheering Leinster on. In spite of childish shite like this.

I was messing with Lloyd

I don't actually know where Munster will be

[Emmet]

If she was Eastern European, it'd be Michelle BoratNav

[Keane]

The size is the same regardless. But the height comes into play on how you carry the weight imo.

Yeah, sorry, that's exactly what I was talking about. Obv the clothes are the same size regardless.

lol. FU, just back from pilates. Doc recommended it for a bad back, to strengthen core.

Plus the wimmens are ridic hot at it, I've fallen in love with a redhead there, and have been wrecking my head trying to think of a way to get talking to her after..

What gym are you in Mike?

[The Situation]

So is Mr Flushy's obv

Oh I think I talked too soon. Think you've jumped the shark, not really feeling that last one

[Lord Sir Banter]

If she was Eastern European, it'd be Michelle BoratNav

[Raoul Duke III]

And if she did her exercises right, it'd be Michelle SquatNav

@HH, getting huge discrepenacies between my calcs and the Irish Times reported calcs, I'm incredible, so I'm sure that the Irish Times article is wrong.

Could someone who knows anything about actual Mortgages give me a realistic Rate, Term of 30 years, 300k outlay, tyty

try 5%, 25 year term, 300k principal

I get an interest cost of 226k

[Guest]

Fat chicks need love too they make an effort at least appreciate the ride unlike some sack of spuds women irish obv so ive heard

[SatNav]

And if she hits a size 14 its Michelle FatNav

Im borderline 14, iv no ass so im a ten in jeans but unfortuatly i have big diddys so 12ish to 14 in tops!

[sligoboi]

If her name was Sarah she'd be SarahSatNav

[SatNav]

Fat chicks need love too they make an effort at least appreciate the ride unlike some sack of spuds women irish obv so ive heard

jayus you must have rode every type

[MrsFlushdraw]

Oh I think I talked too soon. Think you've jumped the shark, not really feeling that last one

And she is the supermodel as well! I was struggling to find one that looked like a genuine size 14. I will try harder next time.

[Electra Blue]

12 is NOT fat... nor is 14!



Take your pick... 8, 12 or 14?!!

[Keane]

Here's a pretty smokin size 12:

SPOILER

[Bubbleking]

12 is NOT fat... nor is 14!



Take your pick... 8, 12 or 14?!!

8

edit - 12 obv just acting the troll. you need a better looking size 8 model. I think size 10 is teh winner if you can find one. size 14 looks like a right porker

[Lord Sir Banter]

If she were a tax collector, she'd be Michelle VatNav.

[Lord Sir Banter]

12

[MrsFlushdraw]

8

edit - 12 obv just acting the troll. you need a better looking size 8 model. I think size 10 is teh winner if you can find one. size 14 looks like a right porker

Goodness no, 8 is too skinny. I think the girl that is the 12 looks the best out of them.

I see you edited lol. Just as well

[Electra Blue]

8

edit - 12 obv just acting the troll. you need a better looking size 8 model. I think size 10 is teh winner if you can find one. size 14 looks like a right porker

I was going to reply that you'll crush that poor size 8 wan... 14 is normal, admit it, you'd aim for her every time!

[MrsFlushdraw]

If she let her hubby walk all over her she would be Michelle MatNav

[Emmet]

I was going to reply that you'll crush that poor size 8 wan... 14 is normal, admit it, you'd aim for her every time!

Couldn't miss

[Bubbleking]

I was going to reply that you'll crush that poor size 8 wan... 14 is normal, admit it, you'd aim for her every time!

well I can admit Im not the best looking and Im a bit of a statistics nerd so statistically speaking if I wanted my hole I would shoot for the size 14. If I had a choice I would take the size 12 any day.

[Rufio]

Here's a pretty smokin size 12:

SPOILER

LOL, this girl is in my class in college. Lovely girl too.

[Guest]

12 is NOT fat... nor is 14!



Take your pick... 8, 12 or 14?!!

12 for daytime use

14 for when I have been at the Brandy and it is cold outside

SPOILER

8 for keeping the crows off me field of corn

[MegaSin]

If she could navigate well in vehicles she'd be Michelle SatNav...... oh wait

[The Situation]

12 and it isn't even close. Could have got a much better 8 though

[sligoboi]

LOL, this girl is in my class in college. Lovely girl too.

Yes. Yes she is.

[Raoul Duke III]

Fat chicks need love too they make an effort at least appreciate the ride unlike some sack of spuds women irish obv so ive heard

excellent disclaimer there sickpuppy

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[Emmet]

try 5%, 25 year term, 300k principal

I get an interest cost of 226k

meh, I got bored, back to the real work. Exams in 3 weeks, sickening

[sligoboi]

If she could navigate well in vehicles she'd be Michelle SatNav...... oh wait

I'm pretty sure the exact opposite is why she got the name change in the first place

[Guest]

12 is NOT fat... nor is 14!



Take your pick... 8, 12 or 14?!!

12 with 14s chest and eager ness for teh cock after not getting rode for months

[Denny Crane]

lol. FU, just back from pilates. Doc recommended it for a bad back, to strengthen core.

Plus the wimmens are ridic hot at it, I've fallen in love with a redhead there, and have been wrecking my head trying to think of a way to get talking to her after..

Should be easy. Women love having a gay best friend.

[Electra Blue]

How about a better size 14? Victoria's Secrets's size 14 model:

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

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[Keane]

LOL, this girl is in my class in college. Lovely girl too.

She's a good friend of mine - I lived with her in college

[Lord Sir Banter]

In the Barbers earlier and they had Oprah on in silent in the background (clearly effectively targeting their 100% male customer base). Couldn't hear the show, but it looked like some big advertisement for a new edition of a Charles Dickens book. At the end she gives everyone in the audience a copy of the book and a free kindle with presumably the e-version of the book.

Well, you should have seen the audience: they went crazy. All hands went in the air like an African church choir singing Hallelujah. Hugging the strangers around them like bffs. Looks of disbelief as if they'd personally been handed their own Moses-signed copy of the ten commandments etched in Mount Sinai slate. You would swear if a member of the audience's long-lost twin brother was to walk in the room they would have turned around and said 'not right now little bro, i've just been given a kindle in a cheap publicity stunt to advertise an out-of-copyright free book that someone wants to charge $20 for; praise be to Oprah for She is truely Divine'.

Strange strange world

Oprah is like a cult, bitches be crazy.

12 with 14s chest and eager ness for teh cock after not getting rode for months

I'd say she gets it as often as she likes to.

[Zuroph]

I was messing with Lloyd

I don't actually know where Munster will be

Aware you were trying to rise him, I'm just sick of hearing this "rivalry" crap every time.

What gym are you in Mike?

UL €125 for 3 months, access to pool gym and all daytime classes, plus track attack in the evenings. Well worth it, only pain is finding parking.

[Raoul Duke III]

meh, I got bored, back to the real work. Exams in 3 weeks, sickening

pretty sure mine is right as it ties into my own mortgage calculation

the difference that early repayments can make in the first few years is amazing

[Bubbleking]

we need a decent looking 8/10 to end this arguement.

edit - found an 8

SPOILER

[Raoul Duke III]

if she was a member of Syria's ruling party, she'd be MichelleBa'athNav

I claim victory

[Zod]

If she was RDIII's favourite fashion accessory she'd be Michelle CravatNav

[tylerdurden94]

I'd vote for him

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvva3ZOlNg[/ame]

[Rufio]

She's a good friend of mine - I lived with her in college

Awful small place this.

[Denny Crane]

12's head on 8's body imo.

[Emmet]

If she was any good at cricket it'd be Michelle HowzaatNav.

Also



Not a chance I'd swap a girl like this. Not even for 2 14s and a packet of crisps

[Lord Sir Banter]

we need a decent looking 8/10 to end this arguement.

edit - found an 8

SPOILER

[nsfw=size 8]
[/nsfw]

[Keane]

If she moved to Poland would that make her Michelle Ex-PatNav?

[Bubbleking]

If she was responsible for the song below she would be Michelle ScatNav

winner imo

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSphnRYhCvE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSphnRYhCvE[/ame]

[Zuroph]

If she was a stuttering rapper (or into Coprophilia) she'd be michelle scatnav

EDIT: damn you bubble, i claim bonus points for the poo fetish twist..