Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Lord Sir Banter]

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[Bubbleking]

Just reading back over the days posting re diets etc etc. I now really have an appreciation for why the top end poker players dont post on IPB. It must be very tilting/draining trying to defend a position where you know you are right but the drool bots are trying to prove you wrong

[coillcam]

Heading over to a party to a few girls I know from my old job and was told bring MALE friends.

Shoot up the contacts list on my phone for the usual clients and it's:

John - Australia
Sean - Australia
Carl - Australia
Tom - Australia
Ciaran - Australia
Shane - Canada

I could go with loads more names but basically all the crew is either abroad or away in college. Rural Ireland sucks balls right now. By the background noise of the phone conversation I just had, it sounds like about 10 squeaky girls and Rihanna in a small sitting room. Seeds of doubt sown.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Emmet is in Dublin this weekend and will inseminate a few of them given the chance.

[DeadParrot]

top of the pops 64-75 is excellent on bbc4 at the moment

[Loopz]

Heading over to a party to a few girls I know from my old job and was told bring MALE friends.

Shoot up the contacts list on my phone for the usual clients and it's:

John - Australia
Sean - Australia
Carl - Australia
Tom - Australia
Ciaran - Australia
Shane - Canada

I could go with loads more names but basically all the crew is either abroad or away in college. Rural Ireland sucks balls right now. By the background noise of the phone conversation I just had, it sounds like about 10 squeaky girls and Rihanna in a small sitting room. Seeds of doubt sown.

they need a good oiling so

[pgodkin]

Wifey Brag: She got accepted to do her hdip in NUI Maynooth

my beat: i have to pay for it

Anoyone know if there is any grants available or funding thanks all

[Angry-Ball]

Heading over to a party to a few girls I know from my old job and was told bring MALE friends.

Shoot up the contacts list on my phone for the usual clients and it's:

John - Australia
Sean - Australia
Carl - Australia
Tom - Australia
Ciaran - Australia
Shane - Canada

I could go with loads more names but basically all the crew is either abroad or away in college. Rural Ireland sucks balls right now. By the background noise of the phone conversation I just had, it sounds like about 10 squeaky girls and Rihanna in a small sitting room. Seeds of doubt sown.

go on your own and get them to do wicked things to you all night
would be epic if you could get them to start acting out fantasies on you or themselves.
obviously pics are a must here tomorrow or you can fuck right off

[dannydiamond]

Heading over to a party to a few girls I know from my old job and was told bring MALE friends.

By the background noise of the phone conversation I just had, it sounds like about 10 squeaky girls and Rihanna in a small sitting room. Seeds of doubt sown.

What exactly are you waiting for?

[KevIRL]

top of the pops 64-75 is excellent on bbc4 at the moment

TY, cause this battle Los Angeles thing is shiiiiite

[Strewelpeter]

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[Lord Sir Banter]

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[Lurker23]

Just read the last 1500 posts. Off for a lie down....

Before I do, I'm glad we all share a common dislike for CJ. It was quite obvious he was a total dick prior to him even opening his mouth. A massive aura of prick just emanates from the guy. I do root for him in the one-on-one rounds though so I don't have to see his vast array of and stupid faces on the big screen in the final round

Also, Kevin is scary good - the quiz version of Rain Man.

The Eggheads conversation reminded me of another dude from The Chase on ITV who I'd consider scary good too.



He competed in for a spot on the Eggheads team in "are you an egghead" but lost in the first round. Variance imo.

I found his wiki entry quite funny:

Mark Labbett (born 15 August 1965[citation needed]) is a personality in the UK quiz scene. He attended Exeter College, Oxford University, graduating with a degree in Mathematics.[1] While he ranks himself as the 17th top quizzer in the country,[1] sporadic attendance at major quiz events has seen him slip to 62nd spot in the official UK rankings (as of 10 January 2011)

He is also unmarried

[DeadParrot]

TY, cause this battle Los Angeles thing is shiiiiite

ack, putting it on in 10 mins, have a few bottles and a nice cigarette
Ah well
What I really REALLY wanna see it Drive Angry

[aodea]

justified is a smashing show. Anyone who does not watch it should.

[ghostface]

Just read the last 1500 posts. Off for a lie down....

Before I do, I'm glad we all share a common dislike for CJ. It was quite obvious he was a total dick prior to him even opening his mouth. A massive aura of prick just emanates from the guy. I do root for him in the one-on-one rounds though so I don't have to see his vast array of and stupid faces on the big screen in the final round

Also, Kevin is scary good - the quiz version of Rain Man.

The Eggheads conversation reminded me of another dude from The Chase on ITV who I'd consider scary good too.



He competed in for a spot on the Eggheads team in "are you an egghead" but lost in the first round. Variance imo.

I found his wiki entry quite funny:

Chap is class, watched The Chase a lot and he is rarely beaten unlike the other 2. He comes out with some good one liners slagging the contestants off aswell. he is > than the eggheads!!

[AndyFatBastard]

What exactly are you waiting for?

Jesus Danny, would you go over to that party by yourself? Large groups of women are fucking terrifying, and you haven't a chance of scoring one if it's just you and all them.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Just read the last 1500 posts. Off for a lie down....

Before I do, I'm glad we all share a common dislike for CJ. It was quite obvious he was a total dick prior to him even opening his mouth. A massive aura of prick just emanates from the guy. I do root for him in the one-on-one rounds though so I don't have to see his vast array of and stupid faces on the big screen in the final round

Also, Kevin is scary good - the quiz version of Rain Man.

The Eggheads conversation reminded me of another dude from The Chase on ITV who I'd consider scary good too.



He competed in for a spot on the Eggheads team in "are you an egghead" but lost in the first round. Variance imo.

I found his wiki entry quite funny:

He's good on the chaser alright.
Only got 32k on Millionaire....

bit shit.

[coillcam]

What exactly are you waiting for?

go on your own and get them to do wicked things to you all night
would be epic if you could get them to start acting out fantasies on you or themselves.
obviously pics are a must here tomorrow or you can fuck right off

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Training tomorrow. Fuck it I'm getting locked and doing my best to dip the rod.

[ArmaniJeans]

Heading over to a party to a few girls I know from my old job and was told bring MALE friends.

Shoot up the contacts list on my phone for the usual clients and it's:

John - Australia
Sean - Australia
Carl - Australia
Tom - Australia
Ciaran - Australia
Shane - Canada

I could go with loads more names but basically all the crew is either abroad or away in college. Rural Ireland sucks balls right now. By the background noise of the phone conversation I just had, it sounds like about 10 squeaky girls and Rihanna in a small sitting room. Seeds of doubt sown.

I wish all my mates would emigrate as well.


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Actually I never thought about it that the first wave of emigration is going to be primarily a male thing, so there are probably villages around the country where theres twice as many women in the 18-30 bracket as guys. Every cloud and all that.

[Percy007]

Jesus Danny, would you go over to that party by yourself? Large groups of women are fucking terrifying, and you haven't a chance of scoring one if it's just you and all them.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4[/ame]

[bantee]

Hello all, whats been happening lately? Been a bit out of the IPB picture and poker in general for a few months now.

I notice a few posters have rose to prominence

[Strewelpeter]

Chap is class, watched The Chase a lot and he is rarely beaten unlike the other 2. He comes out with some good one liners slagging the contestants off aswell. he is > than the eggheads!!

I'm excited already about the Final of University Challenge on Monday. Can the Oicks of york hold off the toffs from Magdalen Oxford or will Rigger lookalike Donnelly sabotage Yorks chances with dumb last minute premature interventions like the one that almost cost them a Final place.

Here is one of the best moments from 15 to 1 to keep me going till Monday at 8.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9vIGc9uPIQ&feature=related[/ame]

[ArmaniJeans]

Hello all, whats been happening lately? Been a bit out of the IPB picture and poker in general for a few months now.

I notice a few posters have rose to prominence

If you were 'out of the IPB picture and poker in general for a few months now' because you were on a diet and or fitness regime, can I be the first to say Fuck Off.
Otherwise welcome back - its been different here, fun but different.

[DeadParrot]

Hello all, whats been happening lately? Been a bit out of the IPB picture and poker in general for a few months now.

I notice a few posters have rose to prominence

Zod won Big Brother 2011 and sold his story to OK! magazine for €500K

I sold it to them cheaper

[Electra Blue]

Hello all, whats been happening lately? Been a bit out of the IPB picture and poker in general for a few months now.

I notice a few posters have rose to prominence

For all the wrong reasons too! But the good news is... more girls in BBV!

I'm in that.

Ya wha'?! Did you play the part of Marley? April Fool jokes are not my forte...

[White Knight]

Ugh, have to be in work at 8am tomorrow to inform one of the lower moraled team members, after his 4th 10 hour shift in a row, that he cant go on work placement he is due to start on monday because of internal bs which would have meant he was off night shift and on 9-5 Mon-Fri for 2 months. FML. Sigh these 2 bottles of wine better still be affecting me 8am tomorrow.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Anyone watching the late late?


Re: Keith Barry

This is the hammiest shit I have ever seen in my entire life.
It must be an awful april fools joke.

[KevIRL]

Anyone watching the late late?


Re: Keith Barry

This is the hammiest shit I have ever seen in my entire life.
It must be an awful april fools joke.

He's some fuckin turnip alright

[Lord Sir Banter]

I think that is the most cringeworthy thing I may ever have seen.
It ought to be career suicide if there is an ounce of sense in the world.

Just jawdroppingly awful.

[Lazare]

Decided on Mulligans Poolbeg st, fantastic creamy pints, no sign of ElStunt tho'

Serious drunken SE spunkage being considered right now

[oleras]

Got a text to watch the late late, before keith barry...lol

Guy is a bit hollywood alright, remember someone from here saying they knew his wife...very nice person by all accounts...

Bloke i used to work with got married last year and had him as his best man...he hired a DB7 for the week, the guy getting married, not barry.

[dannydiamond]

Jesus Danny, would you go over to that party by yourself? Large groups of women are fucking terrifying, and you haven't a chance of scoring one if it's just you and all them.

Absofkinlutely I would. Ideally you'd have a mate with you but it's not far from an ideal setup. If you can't get laid there then it wasn't gonna happen anyway.

Who wouldn't.

[Lord Sir Banter]

from teh late late thread on boards, lol

It would even make Alan Partridge cringe.

Glenn Ponder & Ferrari are opening next week's show.

It was actually funnier than when Alan Partridge accidentally shot Sir Peregrine with one of his pistol collection, and that's saying something. That whack across the face that Keith hadn't factored in will go down in Irish legend. I agree with Mr Bacon that it was enjoyable. It was wonderful car crash tv.

[dannydiamond]

He's some fuckin turnip alright

He's from town yeah Kev, where abouts?

[SatNav]

FML 3rd for the package!!!

recieved €150 for my troubles ok for 20 squids i guess!

at least iv a few bob to play a few more! im so sick though!

[CHDad]

You can take keith barry outa waterford but you can't take The waterford outa keith barry

[oleras]

This, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_%28TV_series%29 is starting tonight, i need some new and good comedy, lets hope it delivers.

[ComradeCollie]

Serious drunken SE spunkage being considered right now

If you're seriously tempted to go. I could make an appearance. Though they may not let me in, due to the drunkiness.

[Opr]

Taken on Pembroke Road this morning.



Not a big fan of these but liked this one.



Opr

[ghostface]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPkJD0YHeM

Viewing sorted for tonight

TY, cause this battle Los Angeles thing is shiiiiite

Just finished it, was quite enjoyable I thought for what it is. RETREAT HELL

I think i few more Budvar then bed

[ghostface]

FML 3rd for the package!!!

recieved €150 for my troubles ok for 20 squids i guess!

at least iv a few bob to play a few more! im so sick though!

Are you in profit on those sats MSN? Cant's play the 3x's at all

[SatNav]

Are you in profit on those sats MSN? Cant's play the 3x's at all

id say im down around 50 to 80 after tonight! good job I got a few bob!

The trick is to make the break as you get the 30k add on , but the fuckin adrenilin is just unreal, they are highly addictive I think!

good crack too!!!

[ghostface]

id say im down around 50 to 80 after tonight! good job I got a few bob!

The trick is to make the break as you get the 30k add on , but the fuckin adrenilin is just unreal, they are highly addictive I think!

good crack too!!!

What was the exit hand, all I can see is people saying sick limp from your man? Limp with a monster was it?

[ComradeCollie]

If you're seriously tempted to go. I could make an appearance. Though they may not let me in, due to the drunkiness.

No. Change of mind. Seeing 2 screens when I only have one connected.

Nite all.

Uncles funeral in the morning, should be fun. Not.

[SatNav]

What was the exit hand, all I can see is people saying sick limp from your man? Limp with a monster was it?

Seat 3: tipperary101 (517337 in chips)
Seat 4: rocket_ron22 (815612 in chips)
Seat 6: Monfe1_SPA (494051 in chips)
tipperary101: posts the ante 6000
rocket_ron22: posts the ante 6000
Monfe1_SPA: posts the ante 6000
Monfe1_SPA: posts small blind 30000
tipperary101: posts big blind 60000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tipperary101 [6c Jh]
rocket_ron22: folds
Monfe1_SPA: calls 30000
tipperary101: checks
*** FLOP *** [2c Qd Js]
Monfe1_SPA: checks
tipperary101: bets 451337 and is all-in
Monfe1_SPA: calls 428051 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (23286) returned to tipperary101
*** TURN *** [2c Qd Js] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qd Js 8h] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Monfe1_SPA: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
tipperary101: shows [6c Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
Monfe1_SPA collected 994102 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 994102 | Rake 0
Board [2c Qd Js 8h 4c]
Seat 3: tipperary101 (big blind) showed [6c Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: rocket_ron22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Monfe1_SPA (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and won (994102) with a pair of Kings

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[6starpool]

Anyone watching the late late?


Re: Keith Barry

This is the hammiest shit I have ever seen in my entire life.
It must be an awful april fools joke.

I used to work with his wife. Pretty, but sour.

[SatNav]

anyone fancy a homegame?

[ghostface]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmywrDBW3Us[/ame]

Intro to Fact Attack about Africa is brilliant

[Opr]

Arcade Fire covering Girls just wanna have fun :O

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sop-ztb4S-E[/ame]

Opr

[dannydiamond]

anyone fancy a homegame?

I'll play Michelle, if we get a few. Small turbo plo rebuy perhaps?

[SatNav]

I'll play Michelle, if we get a few. Small turbo plo rebuy perhaps?

ugh Danny you know I hate plo,!!!!

Ps did you root out that yoke yet lol, need it for final table in cork

[SatNav]

$20 FO at 1.25 AM

Club ID 349074
Password charlie sheen

[ArmaniJeans]

A new Louis Theroux on BBC Sunday 9PM.
He's revisiting Pastor Phelps and the Westboro Baptists, definitely one of the best episodes of his stuff from the last decade.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12919646

Normally I don't do follow-ups. But I'd made an exception in this case because of an e-mail I'd received from one of the fire-breathing young zealots I'd interviewed on my first trip, announcing she'd left the church. She cited our conversations as one of the influences.

[dannydiamond]

$20 FO at 1.25 AM

Club ID 349074
Password charlie sheen

Indeed I rooted it out. Not playing a 20 fo though at this time of night!
Turbo rebuy or something similar would appeal to most i'd imagine.

[LuckyLloyd]

It is so ridiculous, isn't it? Although luckily Blanch have massively shot themselves in the ass here, as those shops would be very big customer draws.

Know they're only in power a very short while, but would like to see the government getting on to sorting stuff out. I've heard them talking about some ridiculous unimportant things so far, when what they need to be doing is implementing new regs that make it easier to be in business and create jobs.

- Remove the fake barriers to entering professions that keep those costs far too high. Absolutely nothing mentioned on that so far.

- Implement a ban on upward-only rent reviews (thought we had done that already?)

- Join the Shengen zone, or at least make it easier for cash-rich tourists to come here (its more or less impossible for e.g. a Chinese tourist to come here). And arrest those fcking beggars on the street; is this really what we want tourists arriving into the city centre from the airport to be seeing for the first time?

Ah, there's a hundred other things, and presumably some of those are even more important to implement, but i've literally heard nothing of any use from the gov so far.

As much as i dislike the Tories in the UK, at least when they came into power after 13 years in opposition they were bursting with new ideas. Disagreed with most of those ideas, but at least they immediately set out their agenda and were ready for government. The gov only needs a select smallish team to negotiate with the EU on the financial issues - you'd think the rest of them would be eager to actually get some other work done?

I agree - not impressed by the new government's performance so far.

[Opr]

"I Heart Huckabees" just starting on Ch4, great film.

Opr

[SatNav]

Indeed I rooted it out. Not playing a 20 fo though at this time of night!
Turbo rebuy or something similar would appeal to most i'd imagine.

changed $3 rebuy!!!

[oleras]

changed $3 rebuy!!!

Change it to turbo and PLO...