Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[DeadParrot]

Standard.

nor the guardian, cnn & the Japan Times Online....

[IPB Champ]

Have googled this and am wondering wtf its' relevance is?

Pokemon

[Emmet]

Have googled this and am wondering wtf its' relevance is?

wow, are you not 18-25?

Wtf?

[MegaSin]

Have googled this and am wondering wtf its' relevance is?

Snorlax = a pokemon, a fat ugly one.

When playing a pokemon game on the Gameboy (now DS) you stumble on a Snorlax and the phrase you would see was "a wild Snorlax appeared"

Ugly girl in vid = Wild Snorlax

[IPB Champ]

Snorlax = a pokemon, a fat ugly one.

When playing a pokemon game on the Gameboy (now DS) you stumble on a Snorlax and the phrase you would see was "a wild Snorlax appeared"

Ugly girl in vid = Wild Snorlax

I moustache that girl a question about her goatee lol

[sligoboi]

Have googled this and am wondering wtf its' relevance is?

Pokemon

Yeah like I said I googled it, just didn't see its relevance. Cheers

wow, are you not 18-25?

Wtf?

Aye, I am. Never got into pokemon tbf.

Snorlax = a pokemon, a fat ugly one.

When playing a pokemon game on the Gameboy (now DS) you stumble on a Snorlax and the phrase you would see was "a wild Snorlax appeared"

Ugly girl in vid = Wild Snorlax

Ok cool. Just when I googled it I only got that it meant fat and got me confused. I understand its' relevance now..I still don't understand your viewpoint Emmet

Edit: Aaaaaaaaaaah. I really understand now..I meant about a minute of the 1:07 needed giffing because lollipop girl's ridic hot. I then clicked onto the 1 minute mark and seen the person behind the camera. Apologies everybody

[Zuroph]

How do you even begin to do this?! Worst thing is it works!!!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM[/ame]

[Emmet]

.I still don't understand your viewpoint Emmet

"Good Looking"

she aint.

She's 'good' at makeup, but so are circus clowns.

Having been in America, and waking up to the shock of the girl from the night before becoming the big lad from the Goonies, and then having to bin the pillowcase because the boil wash did nothing for it, I've learned how to tell the difference from a "good looking girl" and a "lady of illusion".

Fwiw, she's not even a lady of illusion.

[Sledgejammer]

Gay people ITT

[6starpool]

It must be nice to be young and selective

[Emmet]

^

Virgin

[dannydiamond]

"Good Looking"

she aint.

She's 'good' at makeup, but so are circus clowns.

Having been in America, and waking up to the shock of the girl from the night before becoming the big lad from the Goonies, and then having to bin the pillowcase because the boil wash did nothing for it, I've learned how to tell the difference from a "good looking girl" and a "lady of illusion".

Fwiw, she's not even a lady of illusion.

Just because you've been in America doesn't mean she's not good looking.
You've mentioned that a couple of times today. I've been there too and she's still a good looking girl.

Noone here's going to be waking up beside her ffs, she looks good in that clip and that's all that we have to go on and that matters surely.

We've all been stung in the morning, but blame the booze,the poor lighting, and yourself,not the girl!

[Emmet]

Just because you've been in America doesn't mean she's not good looking.
You've mentioned that a couple of time today. I've been there too and she's still a good looking girl.

Noone here's going to be waking up beside her ffs, she looks good in that clip and that's all that we have to go on and that matters surely.

Not using the America thing as a "brag" or anything, but just saying that girls that look exactly like her are a dime a dozen over there, because its the "done thing".

Any society you will see a shocking amount of "clones", something that's fairly universal tbh. She is one, absolutely and completely.

She has a pair of tits, fair play. But to class her as "good looking" is absolute insanity imo.

Aim higher.

[Sledgejammer]

She has a pair of tits, fair play

You could have stopped there really

[Hitchhiker's Guide To...]

...

[dannydiamond]

Not using the America thing as a "brag" or anything, but just saying that girls that look exactly like her are a dime a dozen over there, because its the "done thing".

Any society you will see a shocking amount of "clones", something that's fairly universal tbh. She is one, absolutely and completely.

She has a pair of tits, fair play. But to class her as "good looking" is absolute insanity imo.

Aim higher.

Just because they are a 'dime a dozen' doesn't make them less attractive.

I'm not saying she's special or anything but she's fine.

When you suggest to 'aim higher', my aiming is done. I've always had a realistic opinion that i'm not a bad looking bloke but i'm no Brad Pitt either.

My wife is waaaaay out of my league, just as well i'm a natural charmer and my accent never hurt either.

[Emmet]

Just because they are a 'dime a dozen' doesn't make them less attractive.

I'm not saying she's special or anything but she's fine.

When you suggest to 'aim higher', my aiming is done. I've always had a realistic opinion that i'm not a bad looking bloke but i'm no Brad Pitt either.

My wife is waaaaay out of my league, just as well i'm a natural charmer and my accent never hurt either.

course it does.

Definition of average.

[Sledgejammer]

You're really over complicating this, Emmet

[x] Nice tits
[x] Lots of excellent jiggle and shaking action
[x] Awesome to look at over and over

The end.

[Emmet]

You're really over complicating this, Emmet

[x] Nice tits
[x] Lots of excellent jiggle and shaking action
[x] Awesome to look at over and over

The end.

Agree on all 3 points.

still doesn't mean she's good looking!

[Loopz]

You're really over complicating this, Emmet

[x] Nice tits
[x] Lots of excellent jiggle and shaking action
[x] Awesome to look at over and over




The end.

fyp

[Zuroph]

"Good Looking"

she aint.

She's 'good' at makeup, but so are circus clowns.

Having been in America, and waking up to the shock of the girl from the night before becoming the big lad from the Goonies, and then having to bin the pillowcase because the boil wash did nothing for it, I've learned how to tell the difference from a "good looking girl" and a "lady of illusion".

Fwiw, she's not even a lady of illusion.

ah, i see, here's your problem.

1) Go back to hers, so she doesnt find out where you live.
2) Leave before morning.

Rookie mistakes.

follow my two step plan, and you're sleeping with hotties, and your selfconfidence will rocket.

[Mellor]

How do you even begin to do this?! Worst thing is it works!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM

Hate them both so didn't like it,

heard this mashup on sunday (2nd paddy's day here)

http://viprhealthcare.typepad.com/files/dj-schmolli---johnnys-99-problems-but-the-pot-of-gold-aint-one-dropkick-murphys-vs.-jay-z.mp3

"Good Looking"

she aint.

She's 'good' at makeup, but so are circus clowns.

I kinda get your point. But think you are exaggerating tbf.
She isn't stunning imo, nothing special from the neck up, but she isn't bad looking either. Savage bewbs obv

I certainly wouldn't take the piss out of anyone for tapping it. As for aiming higher, you honestly saying you would bother trying to chat her up if you met her after a few beers in a bar/coppers/whereever in the US you were

[Midnitekowby]

Just watched last nights Pokerstars UKIPT Galway final table, and have to say that Nick Abou Rick is a seriously good player. I've been impressed from watching him over the last 3-4 weeks and some of his play and reads are spot on (he does run good too) Basically held the chip lead from Day 2 in both Galway and Edinburgh before taking them down.

Nice play alround from MrPillowtalk aswel and if his last move gets through, he was also a serious contender

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=171450

ya seems very impressive, have ne played with him, but just from coverage u can tell he has a great presence on the felt, really seems to tune right into oppenents and picks up on weakness well..agreed on pillowtalk too, reckon nick was delighted to see him bust out, made things alot easier for him

[dannydiamond]

course it does.

Definition of average.

I'm from London which wouldn't exactly be devoid of good looking women, Wateford has def brought down that average but still...

Actually the college year does an awful lot to raise that bar, am I still allowed to say that at my age.

[Emmet]

Jaysis, never said she was a minger, also mentioned that I never said I "wouldn't".

I'm just making a pretty realistic point that she's not a "good looking" girl. She's grand like.

chill BBV, chill.

Also, where's Rigger?

[Zuroph]

Jaysis, never said she was a minger, also mentioned that I never said I "wouldn't".

ha, reminds me of any time this argument comes up with my mates, "oh yeah, i mean of course i "would", thats never in question, but you gotta rate as if you might not"

or as i saw on a youtube comment about Charlie sheen "In fairness to Charlie, Cocaine is fun, and those women do have vaginas"

[dannydiamond]

Jaysis, never said she was a minger, also mentioned that I never said I "wouldn't".

I'm just making a pretty realistic point that she's not a "good looking" girl. She's grand like.

chill BBV, chill.

Also, where's Rigger?

I'll stop now, but in fairness she is a good looking girl. We'll have to agree to differ but you must be tapping some fantastic women Emmet, fair dues

[MegaSin]

ha, reminds me of any time this argument comes up with my mates, "oh yeah, i mean of course i "would", thats never in question, but you gotta rate as if you might not"

or as i saw on a youtube comment about Charlie sheen "In fairness to Charlie, Cocaine is fun, and those women do have vaginas"

I explained the "I would" rule to the GF a while back. So now she asks would you instead of do you think she is pretty.

God what a fucking rookie mistake by me.

[Emmet]

Its a mixed bag tbh.

[sligoboi]

Going back to an earlier topic...

[dannydiamond]

Going back to an earlier topic...

Attempting to stroke pussy, same topic surely, although I do see your point that she looks like alot of other pussies and probably looks like shit in the morning.

[Starvin Marvin]

Ok why did no one tell me ballet girl aka Nicky Whelan gets them out in Hall Pass.

Today was a good day, i suggest going to see it this instant.

Sneak preview....

SPOILER

[RoadSweeper]

NSFW

SPOILER

Happy Bday

[sligoboi]

Attempting to stroke pussy, same topic surely!

Damn it...if only i was witty I would have used it to combine the two issues of the day!

[CHDad]

Jaysis, never said she was a minger, also mentioned that I never said I "wouldn't".

I'm just making a pretty realistic point that she's not a "good looking" girl. She's grand like.

chill BBV, chill.

Also, where's Rigger?

Rigger has gone to the moon and will be back next week.

[Emmet]

Rigger has gone to the moon and will be back next week.

he's currently trolling/spamming/Riggering After Hours.

Get your big brother back CHD.

[dannydiamond]

Damn it...if only i was witty I would have used it to combine the two issues of the day!

Pussy in a can? Think of the sharp edges man!

[MegaSin]

Pussy in a can? Think of the sharp edges man!

No sharp edges here.

SPOILER

[Lord Sir Banter]

[sligoboi]

Hello

[CHDad]

Hi

[sligoboi]

Hi

I wish I was this cool..

[davepoke/her]

Sometimes all this place needs is a happy dude.

[CHDad]

Sometimes all this place needs is a happy dude.

and Icky.

[Angry-Ball]

anyone else watching this heap of shit of a film on rte 1

[CHDad]

anyone else watching this heap of shit of a film on rte 1

Tell me a story please.

[Angry-Ball]

Tell me a story please.

bad acting
bad plot
cheap budget

but iam a sucker for these things once i start to watch rhem

[CHDad]

bad acting
bad plot
cheap budget

but iam a sucker for these things once i start to watch rhem

Cool, so a story plz

[Angry-Ball]

and Icky.

ahhh icky
some one should go and get him, the wheels have really come off this place sine he stopped posting. imo

[Angry-Ball]

Cool, so a story plz

rare weather phenomenon over new york city causing tonados and lightining
enter a weather girl to save the day <yawn>


edit
she just saved it and the sun has come out again <big cheery happy face>

[CHDad]

rare weather phenomenon over new york city causing tonados and lightining
enter a weather girl to save the day <yawn>


edit
she just saved it and the sun has come out again <big cheery happy face>

Ok, thanks to you

[Angry-Ball]

Ok, thanks to you

no bother glad i could be of help

[MegaSin]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VNagjy-oeU[/ame]

[Lord Sir Banter]

Tell me a story please.

Will I tell you a story?

[Angry-Ball]

ohhh no!
in the final shot of the film it shows the same weather pattern starting in paris, ohh those poor french people

SPOILER

just hope they don't go and make a sequel about the parisian weather phenomenon now

[Angry-Ball]

Will I tell you a story?

does it have titties in it?

[CHDad]

Will I tell you a story?

Please.

[Angry-Ball]

Please.

make him have titties in it or iam going to bed

[Lord Sir Banter]

Please.

About Johnny McGory?

[Angry-Ball]

About Johnny McGory?

thats it iam going to bed