Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Ste05]

The landoverbapist site is a fake/piss take.

Jesus! That's pretty fucking epic actually!! At first I was thinking who the fuck would make a fake forum like that and have it grow to 51k threads, etc. but then I copped just how amazing it was!

Although it wouldn't have surprised me if it were true, some of the American Creationist nuts have mental beliefs.

[tylerdurden94]

Ugh church, what a beat. You should download a movie on the phone or a couple of episodes of Jersey Shore, just hold back on the fist pumping. People around you will pretend to be outraged but it's just jealousy, they'll be suffering as much as you in there.

It was actually a little funny the priest was telling stupid stories that didn't seem to go anywhere so I was trying to hold my laughter in.

You would probably burst into flames if you mentioned Jersey Shore in a church! Good idea for next time.

Don't forget the canon cunt!




ditto. Its priceless

Made sure I charged the thing up last night, trying to get people to stand still while you adjust the settings can be a little annoying when they keep moving.

Danny, the only question that is relevant on confirmation day.

'How much she make?'

How much did he make?

Stupid money

[ghostface]

Stupid money

It's all about the baby jebus of course

[Teddie]

Jesus! That's pretty fucking epic actually!! At first I was thinking who the fuck would make a fake forum like that and have it grow to 51k threads, etc. but then I copped just how amazing it was!

Although it wouldn't have surprised me if it were true, some of the American Creationist nuts have mental beliefs.

I wouldn't be surprised if a few people on it don't know about it, but I' say most do. The first time posters don't though which makes it because it's such an impressive level.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[Four of a Kind]

Did the guy with the Jack fold on the end?

Honestly I don't know. I would not surprise me at all if he did after the way this hand played out.

[sligoboi]

SCOOP

May 8 - 22

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/scoop/2011/breaking-pokerstars-releases-2011-scoop-079137.html

[Four of a Kind]

has anyone else noticed a big lag on IPB the past few days? When refreshing a page it takes a good few seconds.

[AndyFatBastard]

Honestly I don't know. I would not surprise me at all if he did after the way this hand played out.

He did. He said "You must have a bigger full house" and folded.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Earth is flat you lamos.

[tylerdurden94]

Got one of my mates hooked on Community

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgvRfmo8Ock&tracker=False[/ame]

[tylerdurden94]

has anyone else noticed a big lag on IPB the past few days? When refreshing a page it takes a good few seconds.

Somebody forgot to feed the gerbil.

Something on the host server thou afaik is the problem.

[Keane]

I <3 The-Rigger

[Lord Sir Banter]

I watched the first episode of community a few weeks ago, it was terrible imo.

[Four of a Kind]

He did. He said "You must have a bigger full house" and folded.

mary mother of god

[Lord Sir Banter]

We should change our avatars to this at some point.

[sligoboi]

mary mother of god

Too much splash. 5.5/10

[tylerdurden94]

I <3 The-Rigger

Should bring that dude back

I watched the first episode of community a few weeks ago, it was terrible imo.

Each to their own (weirdo)

[Bubbleking]

boooooo locking threadaments

[Charlie Harper]

funiest thing ull see;

[Lord Sir Banter]

Should bring that dude back



Each to their own (weirdo)

He lives over on boards still.
Maybe I should get a name change on boards?

Was only 'Rigger' here, never The-Rigger.

[Denny Crane]

He did. He said "You must have a bigger full house" and folded.

You sure? The dealer is counting up the AJ guys stack at the end and the bald dude looks pretty ill.

[Fullof..It]

funiest thing ull see;

type in lazy sundays on google and click on the first result

AVG going nuts...

[tylerdurden94]

Charlie Harper that ain't cool do not do that again, one warning next time banned. (I actually might ban you gonna come back to that in 5 minutes)

[davepoke/her]

Charlie Harper that ain't cool do not do that again, one warning next time banned. (I actually might ban you gonna come back to that in 5 minutes)

Would probably have been a lot worse if it wasn't for google chrome.

[SatNav]

Would probably have been a lot worse if it wasn't for google chrome.

it is also on facebook, nearly threw my fuckin dinner up !!! eww fuckin disgusting!

[Fullof..It]

Charlie Harper that ain't cool do not do that again, one warning next time banned. (I actually might ban you gonna come back to that in 5 minutes)

What was it in anyway?

[davepoke/her]

it is also on facebook, nearly threw my fuckin dinner up !!! eww fuckin disgusting!

You must be a terrible cook

[Charlie Harper]

it is also on facebook, nearly threw my fuckin dinner up !!! eww fuckin disgusting!

ye thats were i got it all over facebook

[SatNav]

What was it in anyway?

unless your gay, you really dont want to know, and even if you are gay, it will still turn your stomach!!!

[SatNav]

ye thats were i got it all over facebook

i think thats fuckin terrible, my daughter is on facebook and i would hate for her to see something like that, its not funny , its downright disgusting!!!

[Lord Sir Banter]

Don't allow your daughter use facebook or the internet I guess.

[SatNav]

Don't allow your daughter use facebook or the internet I guess.

well thats a bit unfair, why should she not be allowed to enjoy facebook and chat to her friends?

she she not have to get off it because some sicko posts filth like that!!!

[Four of a Kind]

i think thats fuckin terrible, my daughter is on facebook and i would hate for her to see something like that, its not funny , its downright disgusting!!!

google chrome caught it whatever it was....

Now, can someone tell me what it was?

[Flushdraw]

ye thats were i got it all over facebook

I have no idea what it was, but did you find it funny, or think that anyone else here would find it funny? I'd imagine it's some sort of sex popup you can't rid up. Considering this is a really work friendly place, that sort of shit will 100% not be tolerated. Thanks to the report post feature, Tyler caught this before you really pissed a lot of people off.

Anyone that posts any links designed to fuck people over and cause havoc will face a ban for first offense, and a lifetime site ban for a second offense.

Charlie Harper that ain't cool do not do that again, one warning next time banned. (I actually might ban you gonna come back to that in 5 minutes)

I think 3-7 days in the slammer Danny. Your call because i didn't see anything

[Lord Sir Banter]

well thats a bit unfair, why should she not be allowed to enjoy facebook and chat to her friends?

she she not have to get off it because some sicko posts filth like that!!!

Well it's obviously someone on her friends list?

google chrome caught it whatever it was....

Now, can someone tell me what it was?

google crome didn't do dick for me, strange.

As above, flushdraw was correct. It is 3 middle aged/old guys rodgering each other out of it in a bath.
But it's the 200 or so pop ups that are nonsense.
It's either his first time on the internet/bbv or he is just a tit.

[tylerdurden94]

6k Boom





[NSFW="Tits!"][/NSFW]

Tits to make up for the long scroll, should I spoiler the infographic?

[Zuroph]

it is also on facebook, nearly threw my fuckin dinner up !!! eww fuckin disgusting!

Homophobe.

[SatNav]

Well it's obviously someone on her friends list?




google crome didn't do dick for me, strange.

no it was one of my friends that posted it, that person is not in her friends!
i just called her and told her if someone posts it not to open it!
she asked why and i had to tell her as the mystery of it all may get to her!

she was shocked and said why would someone want to see something like that and i told her that i didnt know what it was before i clicked on it!

[ItFellOnDeafEars]

You find that funny? Seriously?

The guy who wrote "British Sign Language WTF!" is obviously an uneducated narrow minded muppet. Unfortunately the same could be said of the people who find that funny.

[SatNav]

fuck sake danny, i thought id never get to the bottom of the page!!

what a waste !!

[Zuroph]

google crome didn't do dick for me, strange.

As above, flushdraw was correct. It is 3 middle aged/old guys rodgering each other out of it in a bath.
But it's the 200 or so pop ups that are nonsense.
It's either his first time on the internet/bbv or he is just a tit.

the second pop up has a "prevent this page from creating additional pop ups" tick box... did you miss it? lousy

[Zuroph]

You find that funny? Seriously?

The guy who wrote "British Sign Language WTF!" is obviously an uneducated narrow minded muppet. Unfortunately the same could be said of the people who find that funny.

its the fact that there isnt enough spaces to write the language they suggest writing...

[6starpool]

You find that funny? Seriously?

The guy who wrote "British Sign Language WTF!" is obviously an uneducated narrow minded muppet. Unfortunately the same could be said of the people who find that funny.

I think it is trying to illustrate that there is not enough room to write that, so it is a form fail. I don't think he was taking the piss out of deaf people or sign language. I could be wrong, but I don't think so. That is how I saw it anyhow.

[Bubbleking]

going out with herself 2 years today.......apparently

Id forgotten all about it

[ItFellOnDeafEars]

its the fact that there isnt enough spaces to write the language they suggest writing...

Hmmm ok

[Lord Sir Banter]

no it was one of my friends that posted it, that person is not in her friends!
i just called her and told her if someone posts it not to open it!
she asked why and i had to tell her as the mystery of it all may get to her!

she was shocked and said why would someone want to see something like that and i told her that i didnt know what it was before i clicked on it!

What was she shocked at? That homosexual activity exists or that one of your friends posted it on facebook?

[Keane]

i think thats fuckin terrible, my daughter is on facebook and i would hate for her to see something like that, its not funny , its downright disgusting!!!

It's all love Michelle.

[SatNav]

What was she shocked at? That homosexual activity exists or that one of your friends posted it on facebook?

i have at least three gay friends and have no problem with it whatsoever!

but no 16 yr old should have to look at a video like that!

of course she was disgusted, why would she not be , when i explained what it is, its hardly an art of love , what they were at!

[SatNav]

It's all love Michelle.

that is far from love, that is 3 fucked up men, literally!!!

[Fullof..It]

You find that funny? Seriously?

The guy who wrote "British Sign Language WTF!" is obviously an uneducated narrow minded muppet. Unfortunately the same could be said of the people who find that funny.

LOL

This gotta be ban worthy, no?

[Lord Sir Banter]

i have at least three gay friends and have no problem with it whatsoever!

but no 16 yr old should have to look at a video like that!

of course she was disgusted, why would she not be , when i explained what it is, its hardly an art of love , what they were at!

Why? Because it is homosexual?
Because there are three of them?

Those three men could be in a loving committed relationship for all we know.
What is an 'art of love'?

A man and a woman in a bath with some luther vandross playing in the background?
I think you should broaden your horizons.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KraIB1z0aac[/ame]

[Fullof..It]

i have at least three gay friends and have no problem with it whatsoever!

No problem with not being the centre of attention when around them?

[tylerdurden94]

ye thats were i got it all over facebook

Man I don't mind a prank at all but there is a time and a place for them and that is defo not one of them.

This thread is read by loads of people who are either at home in work in college or wherever else so when you get hit with this some people are able to kill it pretty fast and some people are the quickest when it comes to computers so will have to put up with that kind of stuff.

I had initially thought to just give you a warning but then the mod brain kicked in and thought that it can't be let go so easy.

3 day ban for you unfortunately.

I have no idea what it was, but did you find it funny, or think that anyone else here would find it funny? I'd imagine it's some sort of sex popup you can't rid up. Considering this is a really work friendly place, that sort of shit will 100% not be tolerated. Thanks to the report post feature, Tyler caught this before you really pissed a lot of people off.

Anyone that posts any links designed to fuck people over and cause havoc will face a ban for first offense, and a lifetime site ban for a second offense.



I think 3-7 days in the slammer Danny. Your call because i didn't see anything

I had actually seen it before I got the reported post thank god, wasn't the worse one but was definitely stupid to post it.

Was gonna go with 2-3 day ban seeing as you said 3 so be it, had to get in there before that DeadParrot usurped me

[MrsFlushdraw]

6k Boom

SPOILER

[/NSFW]

Tits to make up for the long scroll, should I spoiler the infographic?

FYP Danny. Any more boobs showing without spoiler/nsfw tags in the BBV will result in a 24h ban.

Thanks for listening

[MrsFlushdraw]

that is far from love, that is 3 men fucked, literally!!!

FYP

[tylerdurden94]

going out with herself 2 years today.......apparently

Id forgotten all about it

Liven the dream keep up the good work, did you ask her what was for dinner?

[redzerdrog]

just got an android phone and i am still trying to figure out how to work it

anyway what are the must have apps?

[Denny Crane]

is there any simple way around uk youtube videos that are blocked? seems all of ch4s stuff is gone now.

[loosecannon]

4AM tomorrow morning - Massive match for Ireland's Cricketers. Win and we could still squeeze through, lose and we're almost certainly out.

West Indies have been in decent form and it's another massive ask for Ireland but I'm backing the boys in green to do it! Come on Ireland!!!

Cracking Vid of Paul Stirling going through the Pain barrier here

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPiUWpWf5S4&feature=channel_video_title[/ame]

as well as Tommy Bowe and most of 98fm getting behind the lads - Dermo is fucking hillarious, that's what I'm talking about!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cYsq4thiUg&feature=channel_video_title[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEKwocyt9c&feature=channel_video_title[/ame]

Just 1 time Ireland!! :-)

[ItFellOnDeafEars]

LOL

This gotta be ban worthy, no?

That form was open to interpretation, forgive me for voicing an opinion of my interpretation of that stupid form. But who the hell are you to be waving an imaginary red card anyway?!