Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[tipp86]

I used to go in the voting booth with my grandmother when i was younger. She used to allow me fill out the voting card after she filled in 1&2 !

[liz:)]

No,this is highly illeagal.

you spelt illegal wrong.

Guns and roses it is!

[Icarus152]

you spelt illegal wrong.

Guns and roses it is!

That's the way you spell it in regards to voting,it's not the same as illegality.

[dannydiamond]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPpOUok6ueg&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

[tipp86]

can i vote for 2 parties no?

Seriously?

Just in case your serious basically forget about what party a guy is for and just go with the best candidate who you feel will do the most for you!

[liz:)]

Seriously?

Just in case your serious basically forget about what party a guy is for and just go with the best candidate who you feel will do the most for you!

yes im serious! im looking for help i dunno how this works,i wouldnt bother voting only last time i didnt vote obv only the retaded ppl did and we ended up with a government full of tossers!

[KevIRL]

So, how badly did Ireland fuck it up today? Was horrible following it on text updates. Seemed like idiocy just set in

[Lazare]

That's the way you spell it in regards to voting,it's not the same as illegality.

Yeah it's so weird the way on election day certain things change and there's different rules and stuff.

Women not allowed to wear make up in the polling station is the weirdest, my wife had to wash all hers off when she came home from work before going down.

She couldn't go straight there. Weird rule.

I suppose it dates back to the days before passports and other forms of ID when women could make themselves look like someone else and vote twice.

They really should change that in this day and age.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Its official Liz is a fish at election voting...just vote greens for the shits and giggles

[Icarus152]

Any recommendations for a good stand-up gig to DL? I haven't watched alot but Chris Rock is probably my favorite from what I've seen.

[dannydiamond]

Where's that Simpsons ironing clip?

[A_CitizenErased]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPpOU...layer_embedded

Does your man Fintan post here?

Watched him playing in EPT Barcelona on TV the other night, great player. Made some laydown with A-Q.

[CHDad]

Its not me Chadley, its the rest of the world going to hell in a handbasket.

I am turning into a cross between Walter Sobchak and Larry David.

I know the feeling brother.

Fight on.

[6starpool]

So, how badly did Ireland fuck it up today? Was horrible following it on text updates. Seemed like idiocy just set in

We won't know til the count finishes on Sunday.

[liz:)]

Its official Liz is a fish at election voting...just vote greens for the shits and giggles

[Icarus152]

I know the feeling brother.

Fight on.

Chad,there's something wrong with your avatar,it's just coming up as no signal.

How are you getting on anyway? you haven't been around much.

[KevIRL]

We won't know til the count finishes on Sunday.

very well played sir

[CHDad]

Chad,there's something wrong with your avatar,it's just coming up as no signal.

How are you getting on anyway? you haven't been around much.

I have to get the satellite fixed, Sky will arrive on Tuesday.

I am bad, think I am about to die of a chronic headache. Other than that tip top bippidy bop.

How's Icky?

[tipp86]

yes im serious! im looking for help i dunno how this works,i wouldnt bother voting only last time i didnt vote obv only the retaded ppl did and we ended up with a government full of tossers!

Suppose you should vote really but its probably a pointless vote if you have 0 clue of the politicans in your area.

Just think of the day when you may need some help what politican will help you or is good in your area.

The guy i gave No1 to is ex fianna fail left in the final weeks of the goverment. I still voted for him as he helped me in recent years on an issue i had an is a good local man!

Some politicans arent going to change the face of the country but at least they might help you in some way.

[DeadParrot]

yes im serious! im looking for help i dunno how this works,i wouldnt bother voting only last time i didnt vote obv only the retaded ppl did and we ended up with a government full of tossers!

[DeadParrot]

Any recommendations for a good stand-up gig to DL? I haven't watched alot but Chris Rock is probably my favorite from what I've seen.

not bill bailey
Jesus he bugged the shit out of me, which is weird as I like the Black Books/panel stuff he does.
Dara O'Brians is pretty good

[Icarus152]

How's Icky?

Lightly toasted

[Icarus152]

not bill bailey
Jesus he bugged the shit out of me, which is weird as I like the Black Books/panel stuff he does.
Dara O'Brians is pretty good

Was thinking more of Black American comedians but I'll cue up an O'Brian's one for a look,tnx.

[CHDad]

Lightly toasted

Crank the toaster up to 5 imo.

[rounders123]

Any recommendations for a good stand-up gig to DL?

Jerry Seinfeld - 'I'm Telling You For The Last Time - Live on Broadway.'

The most polished stand up performance ive seen. And one of the funniest too.

[AndyFatBastard]

not bill bailey
Jesus he bugged the shit out of me, which is weird as I like the Black Books/panel stuff he does.
Dara O'Brians is pretty good

WTF? I was gonna say Bill Bailey is great. Which one did you get? Tinselworm isn't great, but Bewilderness and Part Troll are really good. Part Troll is definitely him at his peak.

[hotspur]

I underestimated the EVness of voting as I (along with I'm sure a lot of decent folk) lead off with counting the candidates and putting an enjoyable biggest number beside whatever Shinner happened to be on the ballot sheet.

And do did I vote for?



It Doesn't Matter Who You Voted For!

[CHDad]

Every vote counts hotspur, well played on voting for Sinn Fein.

[Kayroo]

that doesnt help,maybe il vote labour n sin fein,can i vote for both! i havent a clue!

yes im serious! im looking for help i dunno how this works,i wouldnt bother voting only last time i didnt vote obv only the retaded ppl did and we ended up with a government full of tossers!

[Four of a Kind]

I underestimated the EVness of voting as I (along with I'm sure a lot of decent folk) lead off with counting the candidates and putting an enjoyable biggest number beside whatever Shinner happened to be on the ballot sheet.

And do did I vote for?



It Doesn't Matter Who You Voted For!

lol! nicking this!!

[AdMMM]

Entire house is a ball of nerves. Count centre will be bedlam tomorrow. Recounts in Waterford, I predict.

[Icarus152]

Entire house is a ball of nerves. Count centre will be bedlam tomorrow. Recounts in Waterford, I predict.

Herself gave ye No.1 but I had some reservations.

[DeadParrot]

WTF? I was gonna say Bill Bailey is great. Which one did you get? Tinselworm isn't great, but Bewilderness and Part Troll are really good. Part Troll is definitely him at his peak.

a lot of people do not agree with me
But he struck me here, and also in some tv show he did, that the whole show was 'admire me' rather than 'I'm here to entertain you'
It's odd as I like a lot of fringe stuff but the musical wankery annoyed me.
I want comedy not musical tricks

[Zuroph]

Ross Noble.

[V for Vendetta]

So, how badly did Ireland fuck it up today? Was horrible following it on text updates. Seemed like idiocy just set in

At least 4 batsmen had a chance to grab the win but they all proved incapable of hanging in there and doing it. A great effort but ultimately a bad loss. Very exciting viewing.

[tylerdurden94]

Check out some of Joe Rogan's stand up if you can.

[Kayroo]

Want to play a little live cash tonight? It's really the Fitz or nowhere isn't it?

[hotspur]

Every vote counts hotspur, well played on voting for Sinn Fein.

[ ] Understands single transferable vote system

[CHDad]

[ ] Understands single transferable vote system

[ ] Was demonstrating my understanding of voting system
[x] Was posting for sake of it as usual
[x] Hotspur voted for shinners

[Lurker23]

Was thinking more of Black American comedians

Dave Chappelle ftw.

[Denny Crane]

Everyone can calm down now imo

https://Www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0225/breaking55.html

[Icarus152]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GOCAC8FCqE[/ame]

[dannydiamond]

Entire house is a ball of nerves. Count centre will be bedlam tomorrow. Recounts in Waterford, I predict.

Best of luck to John, I did my bit for him today anyway!

[ComradeCollie]

Breast milk ice-cream. Nom nom nom

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360225/Baby-Gaga-Breast-milk-ice-cream-sold-London-restaurant-Icecreamists.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

[badugi]

got into the sunday 5 mill special for 500 ffps in 3 steps today, so will be freerolling for the mill and lambo.
anyone playing boyles deepstack?

[Opr]

Amazing.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXNyEiw28D0[/ame]

Opr

[Angry-Ball]

Breast milk ice-cream. Nom nom nom

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

wonder how the wife would feel about me drinking excretions from another woman and while getting sexually aroused by it
deffo be divorced before the icecream would have melted

[sligoboi]

@TheBigSam on twitter is fucking immense. Just imagine Sam Allardyce saying the following:

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Having a fabulously relaxing Friday evening. A few cheeky Leffe Blondes, a Mars Duo and a bit of fun with the missus.
7 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
I'm in the mood for a few risqué parlour games. Told the wife to dust down her blindfold - it's time for 'Banana or Penis?'
3 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
The joke's on her, the silly bint - it's always 'penis'.
2 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Just look in the fucking fruit bowl, love. We don't have any bananas.
1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply

[Angry-Ball]

is gilligan black or hitchhiker online?
or anyone else that would be able to give a cv the ol once over for me?

[Loopz]

bought nicotine inhalers today to help kick the ciggies

jasus they are quite addictive
I've gone from smoking 5-10 ciggies a day to inhaling 120ml of nicotine


fair play to keane tho keeping my spirits up with his posting in de odder place

[The Situation]

@TheBigSam on twitter is fucking immense. Just imagine Sam Allardyce saying the following:

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Having a fabulously relaxing Friday evening. A few cheeky Leffe Blondes, a Mars Duo and a bit of fun with the missus.
7 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
I'm in the mood for a few risqué parlour games. Told the wife to dust down her blindfold - it's time for 'Banana or Penis?'
3 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
The joke's on her, the silly bint - it's always 'penis'.
2 minutes ago


TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Just look in the fucking fruit bowl, love. We don't have any bananas.

1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply

He's awesome

[Lazare]

I bought the most stunningly amazing pecan muffin earlier in Avoca, it was so awesome that it took since 3pm for the photo to get from my iphone to here, mmmm.....

[MrsFlushdraw]

Flushdraw is a Culchie at heart

As mentioned by TheMadChef, Tony Flushdraw was discovering his inner Culchie and we have the photo's to prove it.

[Icarus152]

I bought the most stunningly amazing pecan muffin earlier in Avoca, it was so awesome that it took since 3pm for the photo to get from my iphone to here, mmmm.....

Well it looks nice,but it's no Blaa.

[Icarus152]

As mentioned by TheMadChef, Tony Flushdraw was discovering his inner Culchie and we have the photo's to prove it.

Tashtroturf.

[themadchef]

bought nicotine inhalers today to help kick the ciggies

jasus they are quite addictive
I've gone from smoking 5-10 ciggies a day to inhaling 120ml of nicotine

Pure bítch to give them up. Bet those inhalers are expensive too.
Gave them up in September cold turkey, 20 a day, i'd love to tell ya i see the difference in my pocket. I think the habit part is the hardest part to break. Wtf to do with those hands / if ya only had boobs you'd be sorted
/Before ya go there........Scratching balls not nearly as effective !

[rounders123]

Well it looks nice,but it's no Blaa.

And the thumb planted into the centre of the muffin seems so strange. Unless its to do with holding the crevice from escalating im reckoning he's disguising some badly bitten fingernails.

[The Situation]

Wow Maureen o' Hara has to be the sharpist 90 year old I've ever seen.

[Lazare]

And the thumb planted into the centre of the muffin seems so strange. Unless its to do with holding the crevice from escalating im reckoning he's disguising some badly bitten fingernails.

lol, I've a perfectly protruded thumbnail.

You're right Aidan, it's partly to do with preventing the crevice from escalating. The muffin had started to collapse, what you don't see is my four fingers behind holding the structure together, the thumb is buried in as kind of support truss.

It's all about the aesthetics, and achieving the perfect shot. Hard work.

[AndyFatBastard]

bought nicotine inhalers today to help kick the ciggies

jasus they are quite addictive
I've gone from smoking 5-10 ciggies a day to inhaling 120ml of nicotine


fair play to keane tho keeping my spirits up with his posting in de odder place

I've been on them for two years now After a few weeks you'll only need one new cartridge a day. A box of 40 cartridges is ~£22 and lasts more than a month, so that's a fuckton cheaper than smoking. Good luck with it. Try not to eat too much. I put on about a stone when I first quit.