Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Mellor]

Longshot but you never know, anyone have any experience working on a pearling boat?

Really, what ever you are into;

LINK

Pearling or genital beading is a form of body modification, the practice of permanently inserting small beads made of various materials beneath the skin of the genitals—of the labia, or of the shaft or foreskin of the penis. As well as being an aesthetic practice, this is usually intended to enhance the sexual pleasure of partners during vaginal or anal intercourse.

[max_power]

lol

[max_power]

Was expecting that hence I specified "Working on a pearling boat".

That does sound like fun but I'm not sure if it would count towards my 3 months rural work or what the pay would be.

Was thinking more along these lines http://www.jobaroo.com/job-pearling.html

[Silver-Tiger]

I know you all think he's a prick but Rosenstock's Vincent Brown sketch was very funny.

[Guest]

I know you all think he's a prick but Rosenstock's Vincent Brown sketch was very funny.

Vincent brown thinks he's a prick too judging by the look of him everytime it cuts back from one of the sketches!

[Lord Sir Banter]

Someone I know got a mini helicopter from a shop in the Ilac center (or the Lilac center as a teacher I had insisted upon calling it).
The usb on it is fucking tiny, it's smaller than the one I use for my phone, have no idea what type of usb it is though.

It's a chinese yoke with no instructions.
Anyone have an idea?

[CHDad]

Someone I know got a mini helicopter from a shop in the Ilac center (or the Lilac center as a teacher I had insisted upon calling it).
The usb on it is fucking tiny, it's smaller than the one I use for my phone, have no idea what type of usb it is though.

It's a chinese yoke with no instructions.
Anyone have an idea?

Is the copter cool?

[Lord Sir Banter]

It's pretty decent but needs to be charged, it's not mine though. I'd have bought one that wasn't such a mystery.

[CHDad]

Cool beans.

[Lord Sir Banter]

[CHDad]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[Mellor]

Someone I know got a mini helicopter from a shop in the Ilac center (or the Lilac center as a teacher I had insisted upon calling it).
The usb on it is fucking tiny, it's smaller than the one I use for my phone, have no idea what type of usb it is though.

It's a chinese yoke with no instructions.
Anyone have an idea?

[CHDad]

[Lord Sir Banter]

Thanks, had a look at that but don't have the thing to hand.
I think it's smaller than all of these.

[CHDad]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[CHDad]

Fail.

[Ramiriquez]

[Lord Sir Banter]

ffs, it was showing for me.
gg.

[Lord Sir Banter]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k[/ame]

[CHDad]

[Lord Sir Banter]

[CHDad]

Thats is like kicking the ball into the net after the final whistle, does not count.

[Lord Sir Banter]

It was next goals wins.

[CHDad]

It was next goals wins.

You are a orange but really a lemon

[Ramiriquez]

You are a orange but really a lemon

that's a satsuma

[Lord Sir Banter]

You are a orange but really a lemon

This is you:

[Ramiriquez]

I've just realised that 'Sheamus' needs a belt to keep his ginga ming in tow Too much?? (you know you're looking.........)

[CHDad]

I am the obvious winnah.

Sheamus is a legend, alright fella.

[Ramiriquez]

Fruity

[Mellor]

I think it's smaller than all of these.

they look bigger on screen tbh.


anyway, Cool Beans!!

[cardshark202]

Someone I know got a mini helicopter from a shop in the Ilac center (or the Lilac center as a teacher I had insisted upon calling it).
The usb on it is fucking tiny, it's smaller than the one I use for my phone, have no idea what type of usb it is though.

It's a chinese yoke with no instructions.
Anyone have an idea?

What colour is the helicopter?
someone had to..

[Lord Sir Banter]

What colour is the helicopter?
someone had to..

Stumped now without it here in front of me.
Will report back.

[CHDad]

Get over it Paul, I won.

[Lord Sir Banter]

Fuck you Cillian HD, I remeber you before you were in high def.

[CHDad]

I was the first to go HD. Trend setter imo.

[sligoboi]

Ah lads ffs you've got to be kidney me! The bean joke has runner it's course.

[Lord Sir Banter]

[Ramiriquez]

[Mellor]

[sligoboi]

Audio Link

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-94dc273cecbc9c444ce53c88236360d3

[CHDad]

Audio Link

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-94dc273c...e53c88236360d3

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-ea75e8f903c5afccbb3ab1f7680c0fc7

[Lord Sir Banter]

works very well...

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-c388682e49097076bfe0df38085f32c9

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-7c05ba4374368aaecebd024061f01eb1

[Mellor]

With all the newbies showing up lately, how long before we have a
"first hand of the WSOP, you get AA and..." thread

[Mellor]

works very well...

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-c388682e49097076bfe0df38085f32c9

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-7c05ba43...bd024061f01eb1

Can you get any of the other voices to work?
from the drop down, the english one is a bit crap

edit: working now, that's the last 1.5 hrs of work occupied

[Lord Sir Banter]

Can you get any of the other voices to work?
from the drop down, the english one is a bit crap

Ah it's probably the best, doesn't sound english either.

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-0149de9069e53564c63fd891ff083ad0

[Icarus152]

Hey lads little bit of help please, kinda sick of the old Windows start up and shut down sounds so kinda wanna try something new, use to use the clock ticking down in 24 as my shut down sound.

Ones I have in mind at the moment are this for start up http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/...=dayincore.mp3 and for shut down gonna maybe use this http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/...le=gameovr.mp3

Anybody else got any ideas on what I could use, cheers

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies.html

Darth Vader always dependable imo.

[Guest]

Question for the almighty BBV, got a new phone recently I think its a Nokia C3 or something like that, sort of a cheap blackberry looking thing,

Anyway I am looking to download an app to get up to date football scores during live matches etc if I am out somewhere with no TV on etc.

Any recommendations?

BUMPAGE

[Donkathon]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6lWOeOpfKo[/ame]

[Donkathon]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuJrFIPwGDc[/ame]

[sligoboi]

[Flushdraw]

Arsenal Barca highlights for anyone that missed the game

http://www.footytube.com/video/arsenal-barcelona-feb16-73411

[SatNav]

BUMPAGE

i dont know if this is any use or not but shur have a look anyway!
http://www.getjar.com/mobile-scores-...-for-nokia-c3/

[Raoul Duke III]

good grief, Lenihan is on the drift again in Dublin West, now 2\5 from an initial 1\14

this would complete me

[BobSloane]

... One thing that jumped out at me though was that FG/Lab is 1/20 to be the next government. The shortest odds on the number of seats they will win is Lab 36-40 @ 5/2 and FG 66-70 @ 5/2. This would give them 102-110 seats. Does this seem at least a little less likely than 95% or whatever to anyone given how governments tend to get formed (from my memory anyway its a little over the bare minimum number of seats required) and depending on how well or badly FG and Labour do they will look to form a government without the other.
I obv have no idea what the alternative to a FG/Lab governement is but if its 1/20 is there some way to bet the field at like 10-1 or something or is this all arsetalk

Into 1/3 now

[RasTa]

good grief, Lenihan is on the drift again in Dublin West, now 2\5 from an initial 1\14

this would complete me

Sadly no chance, Nulty won't get in.

[Raoul Duke III]

Sadly no chance, Nulty won't get in.

if Lenihan finds himself depending on transfers, he's gone

[Aya14]

BUMPAGE

I just use Livescore via google on the iphone, works the finest.

[Bubbleking]

more shite talk than usual in here last night I see. it makes me a sad panda on my morning catch up