Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Electra Blue]

If anyones got a few spare $$$ knocking around you coul do a lot worse then donating to Mayor Luke Ming Flangans campaign. http://www.lukemingflanagan.ie/help-out
He is very close to being elected in Roscommon/south leitrim and a major dirty tricks campign has been launched against him by FF.

If guys like him, somerville and Ross get in there might be some slim hope.

BTW Try not to go into shock when you see that he has an actual policies section on his website

By way of comparison here is Brian lenihans "National issues"" page on his website. Sums up the sociopathic traitor. Pathetic. http://www.brianlenihan.ie/national-issues.html

Can't believe he's still going strong! I was in school with him(!) He was as opinionated and argumentative then as he is now...

[Emmet]

Big poo obv

[Electra Blue]

2lbs of what? I'm serious

Whatever Tom, its a start innit?

Damn coffee break is over... I was enjoying this! TTYL

[Megatron]

2lbs of what? I'm serious

Tom they are just trolling and trying to wind you up. Pay no heed.

[SatNav]

Big poo obv

lol you would have a quare sore hole after!!!

[DeadParrot]

I'm not disputing that you can lose weight on it. EB's diet she posted last night was fine.

I'm disputing that a diet which says you can eat "Unlimited" Anything should be trusted.

Losing weight is very easy. Calories in < Calories Out = weight loss.

If the diet says you can eat Unlimited anything, than clearly it is full of shit.

I could eat nothing but Brocolli and Spinach for a year and not lose weight, simply because I'm eating 2.5k Cals of it a day.

I get where you are coming from here but you are being pedantic to a Kayroo level.
The diet plan is not just eat unlimited x
Human beings will not eat 3kg of potatoes as they will not be hungry enough.
It's really as simple as that imo.

[Wesley Harms]

Finkel would have put these women in there place and thwarted there attempt at taking over the BBV

I'm scared to.

[Closed_Account]

Is there some student tourny on this weekend? Be nice to use my student card for some pokeage related banter.

[TomD]

ah come on!!!! im on a diet obviosly !!!

Yes but you dont know what you've lost two lbs of.... Fat, muscle, water!!!

Actuully nevermind. Carry on

[Keane]

I get where you are coming from here but you are being pedantic to a Kayroo level.
The diet plan is not just eat unlimited x
Human beings will not eat 3kg of potatoes as they will not be hungry enough.
It's really as simple as that imo.

he really isn't...

The amount of food you eat is the one vital element of any diet, to call ctriscism of a wild mis-advertisement this crucial factor "pedantic" is very wrong.

[Emmet]

I get where you are coming from here but you are being pedantic to a Kayroo level.
The diet plan is not just eat unlimited x
Human beings will not eat 3kg of potatoes as they will not be hungry enough.
It's really as simple as that imo.

People complain about being capped on Unlimited broadband allowances dont they?

The word unlimited means without limit. I find it terrifying that a "diet marketer" would use the word anywhere in any of it's literature, when most people will lose weight sinply by portion control and imposing limits.

[ArmaniJeans]

Jesus.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Big poo obv

Funny one was one of my friends doing a half stone dump when he was like 16. He was a big guy, 17 stone and already doing weights because he started underage for Munster.

Well, he had a steak dinner at home. Then came to mine and had a mountain of chicken, and the farts outta him were just horrendous . He knew it was gonna be a big one so took a photo of the scales before and after and lo and behold he was a half stone lighter

[Raoul Duke III]

Human beings will not eat 3kg of potatoes as they will not be hungry enough.
It's really as simple as that imo.

obviously after 8 pints all bets are off here

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Is there some student tourny on this weekend? Be nice to use my student card for some pokeage related banter.

Na its a bit away yet. Middle of March methinks. €110 in and PP are adding an Irish open ticket to the winner. Being played in the Jackpot

[6starpool]

Mods, I still can't offer gratuity, did you remove my gratitude function?

It's mysteriously reappeared

You only have a limited amount of thanks per day to give out. If you exceed that, you can't thank anyone for a while.

Funny one was one of my friends doing a half stone dump when he was like 16. He was a big guy, 17 stone and already doing weights because he started underage for Munster.

Well, he had a steak dinner at home. Then came to mine and had a mountain of chicken, and the farts outta him were just horrendous . He knew it was gonna be a big one so took a photo of the scales before and after and lo and behold he was a half stone lighter

How many courics is that?

[Wesley Harms]

Jesus.

Yes

[The Aul Switcharoo]

How many courics is that?

Nobody got within 10 yards of the bathroom for a week. Less gas came outta Chernobyl

[Megatron]

Dom how long am I going to have to keep this name for?

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Dom how long am I going to have to keep this name for?

Until you get a facelift

forever*

[RichieM]

Until he get gets a facelift

forever*

Dom or Tevez?

[TomD]

Nobody got within 10 yards of the bathroom for a week. Less gas came outta Chernobyl

I saw an interesting documentary about how the Russians seeded the cloud before it got to Moscow. That must ave some application in this case.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Dom or Tevez?

I FMP*

[6starpool]

Dom how long am I going to have to keep this name for?

Depends if Tevez does any good tomorrow or not. Probably Monday or maybe Sunday though. It'll teach you for having the temerity to try and wind up us poor Liverpool fans.

[Wesley Harms]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRWi8sMA8_8[/ame]

One of the funniest Wrestling scenes ever imo

[Megatron]

Depends if Tevez does any good tomorrow or not. Probably Monday or maybe Sunday though. It'll teach you for having the temerity to try and wind up us poor Liverpool fans.

Sort of fair enough I suppose.

Will it be changed back to Torres then?

[The Aul Switcharoo]

I saw an interesting documentary about how the Russians seeded the cloud before it got to Moscow. That must ave some application in this case.

We learned our lesson though. He's not allowed near our jacks. Plenty of fields around my gaf that he can soil

[Raoul Duke III]

We learned our lesson though. He's not allowed near our jacks. Plenty of fields around my gaf that he can soil

note to self; when buying organic produce, ensure it's not from the Deise

[Jackyback]

I'm not disputing that you can lose weight on it. EB's diet she posted last night was fine.

I'm disputing that a diet which says you can eat "Unlimited" Anything should be trusted.

Losing weight is very easy. Calories in < Calories Out = weight loss.

If the diet says you can eat Unlimited anything, than clearly it is full of shit.

I could eat nothing but Brocolli and Spinach for a year and not lose weight, simply because I'm eating 2.5k Cals of it a day.

Literally having a good lol at the suggestion of these all you can eat/unlimited diets which you can loose weight on. It is bull plain and simple, it is straightforward maths as highlighted above in Emmets post.
Obviously the more calories you burn through exercise this allows you to increase your daily intake but you should still have a deficit.

Unless all you girls have worms, they have tablets for that you know

[Guest]

2lbs of what? I'm serious

Yes but you dont know what you've lost two lbs of.... Fat, muscle, water!!!

Actuully nevermind. Carry on

aaahhh Tom, you know well what she has lost
& you know well what it will eventually be replaced with thru no fault of her own (2nd bit not first bit)

If the diets actually worked the diet business would go bust

just like light bulbs et all, they are built to fail

less in, more out, light weight lifting (for the ladies )
Hard game!

*what JackBack said, never click quote and then leave the room

[Loopz]

all this diet talk is bullshit

its simples

smoke 5 portions of green a day this allows you to eat unlimited chocolate and crisps YES UNLIMITED , washed down by full fat (enter soft drink of choice) or beer if your man enough.

*this diet may result in some exsessive weight gains but you don't care.






* results may vary depending on the phat level of the green being smoked

[DeadParrot]

People complain about being capped on Unlimited broadband allowances dont they?

The word unlimited means without limit. I find it terrifying that a "diet marketer" would use the word anywhere in any of it's literature, when most people will lose weight sinply by portion control and imposing limits.

I do get it, and I agrees Calories in/Calories out is the pure maths of it.

To use your BroadBand analogy, unlimited within reason is pretty much how that rule is applied and understood.
Tbh, I dont care enough about this subject to make a case for it. I 'get' what the diet is trying to do and fair play to the folks that lose weight (mrs dp is a fan as well), I simply refuse to believe that ANYONE uses the slimming world 'unlimited' definition in it's literary sense, it is a physical impossibility.

[spoofingjam]

Dom how long am I going to have to keep this name for?

threaten to withdraw the 5k from the HU league

i reckon it'll be changed back quick enough

[Wesley Harms]

threaten to withdraw the 5k from the HU league

i reckon it'll be changed back quick enough

Dom ain't in it he won't give a fuck

[Megatron]

threaten to withdraw the 5k from the HU league

i reckon it'll be changed back quick enough

Doms not playing it so he wont mind.

I thought Torres flopping last week would have been punishment enough. Obviously not for petty Loliverpool fans!

[DeadParrot]

I had the whole tin of beans; I fried 2 medium potatoes; I had a whole heaped plate of rice... to me that's unlimited.

this is kinda what I was getting at.

Anyway.........
those with an andriod phone should get this

https://market.android.com/details?id=org.lulz_industries.foreveralonewidget

[NewApproach]

Electra Blue's dinner

SPOILER

[Emmet]

I do get it, and I agrees Calories in/Calories out is the pure maths of it.

To use your BroadBand analogy, unlimited within reason is pretty much how that rule is applied and understood.
Tbh, I dont care enough about this subject to make a case for it. I 'get' what the diet is trying to do and fair play to the folks that lose weight (mrs dp is a fan as well), I simply refuse to believe that ANYONE uses the slimming world 'unlimited' definition in it's literary sense, it is a physical impossibility.

https://www.fitday.com

Check ou how easy it is to go over 2500cals with a normal Irish diet. Tea and toast breakfast with bowl of cereal(nobody has less than double the serving size recommended on the box), chicken fillet baguette lunch, chicken curry dinner with heap of rice. Toast/sandwich/mars bar whatever snacks.

You don't even need to eat a shedload of food to go over the "cap". Using unlimited there is akin to having a 0.5gb daily cap. Most people won't go over it, but there's plenty who can go miles over the top.

[Zod]

Jayus the size of the little willy

Hey, I'm a grow-er, not a show-er!

And was going to make an Adrian Adonis related joke, but then thought noone would get it.

[Zod]

* results may vary depending on the phat level of the green being smoked

420 stickiest of the icky being top of the scale.

[ghostface]

www.fitday.com

Been using this since you mentioned it in mellors thread a while back. Nice little site. The weight graph on it I find very useful and keeps you focused, all going in the right direction at the moment anyway

[MrsFlushdraw]

You seem to have misunderstood me. I wasn’t try to be a 'know-it-all'

http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...stcount=108366 was a response to http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...stcount=108354


For your benefit, the post in question was the most retarded thing I have read in a long long while. For anyone to think they are not using eating less calories than maintenance and losing weight is retarded. For anyone to think they can eat and unlimited amount of carbs in persuit of a weight loss goal is retarded. For anyone to label this as 'food optimisation' is retarded.

Its clear from reading what she is eating here (http://www.irishpokerboards.com/foru...stcount=108387), its clear to see that she is eating a reduced calorie diet and not an unlimited amount of anything. The good thing about the diet (what she ate) is that it looks varied and interesting and when her body cops on to the reduced calories and the weight loss slows down she will be able to improve it further by reducing the carb intake ie half the amount of rice she is eating etc etc.




Congrats to you on changing your lifestyle enough to succeed.




I would suggest that anyone who says this doesn’t actually know what a ketogenic diet actually is. Those shake diets and that Aitkins thing are not ketogenic diets. Anyone and I mean anyone who thinks you eat less on a low carb diet is doing it wrong.

There is no quick fix to heroin addiction, alcohol addiction, nictine etc. What makes you or anyone think that there should be a quick fix to abusing your body for years? Cpmpanies like slimfast, slimming world, aitkins, weight watchers, unislim, educo gym, Tony quinn are very successful because men and women are too lazy to actually go about educating themselves about nutrition, calories, fats, proteins and carbs. They prey on the weak who are looking for a quick and easy solution to fix what they have broken through years of abuse.

Anyone that knows me knows I offer advise and help on anything I can help with. They also know that I ask questions (often stupid) on topics I don’t know about. It was late and I couldn’t expand on why the post was stupid.

The Atkins diet is stated as a ketogenic diet as you have to put your body into Ketosis at the start to get your body to burn body fat for energy instead of Carbs.

Ketogenic diet

Main article: Ketogenic diet
The induction phase of the Atkins diet is a ketogenic diet. In ketogenic diets there is production of ketones that contribute to the energy production in the Krebs cycle.[10] Ketogenic diets rely on the insulin response to blood glucose. Because ketogenic dieters eat few carbohydrates, there is no glucose that can trigger the insulin response. When there is no glucose-insulin response there are some hormonal changes that cause the stored fat to be used for energy. Blood glucose levels have to decrease to less than 3.58 mmol/L for growth hormone, epinephrine, and glucagon to be released to maintain energy metabolism.[10] In the adipose cells, growth hormone and epinephrine initiate the triacylglycerol to be broken down to fatty acids. These fatty acids go to the liver and muscle where they should be oxidized and give acetyl-CoA that enters the Krebs cycle directly.[10] However, the excess acetyl-CoA in the liver is converted to ketones (ketone bodies), that are transported to other tissues. In these tissues they are converted back into acetyl-CoA in order to enter the Krebs cycle. Glucagon is produced when blood glucose is too low, and it causes the liver to start breaking glycogen into glucose. Since the dieter does not eat any more carbohydrates, there is no glycogen in the liver to be broken down, so the liver converts fats into free fatty acids and ketone bodies, and this process is called ketosis. Because of this, the body is forced to use fats as a primary fuel source.[10]

[MrsFlushdraw]

And TomD, I was more meaning the way you worded your post to say that EB's was the most retarded. Unless I was reading that wrong...

[DeadParrot]

www.fitday.com

Check ou how easy it is to go over 2500cals with a normal Irish diet. Tea and toast breakfast with bowl of cereal(nobody has less than double the serving size recommended on the box), chicken fillet baguette lunch, chicken curry dinner with heap of rice. Toast/sandwich/mars bar whatever snacks.

You don't even need to eat a shedload of food to go over the "cap". Using unlimited there is akin to having a 0.5gb daily cap. Most people won't go over it, but there's plenty who can go miles over the top.

normal Irish diet. Tea and toast breakfast with bowl of cereal(nobody has less than double the serving size recommended on the box)

That's a normal breakfast? Really?
anyway...I did my usual daily eating and came in @1,520 cals
Look, I agree crash diets are bad but I also think you are getting hung up on the unlimited thing when it clearly doesnt mean sign up, eat a sack of potatoes,???,lose weight

[Zod]

hey, you could just do what I did and have a depressive period coupled with work stress and lose a stone. Worked out great!

[RichieM]

sign up, eat a sack of potatoes

new signature IMO

[DeadParrot]

obviously normal eating does not include weekend drinking and take away

[NewApproach]

Look, I agree crash diets are bad but I also think you are getting hung up on the unlimited thing when it clearly doesnt mean sign up, eat a sack of potatoes,???,lose weight

If they don't mean unlimited, why do they say unlimited. They could easily just say 'a reasonable amount' or something and then there would be no chance of simpletons taking "unlimited" literally.

[The Aul Switcharoo]

Jesus all this diet stuff is tilting. I'd say ye would actually laugh at my diet. Basically cornflakes, potatoes, white toast(and loads of it Mmmmm), fuckin sackful of meat and all washed down with beer and tesco vodka.

So suck on that BBV. I think I might just go and make myself a fry

[aodea]

SPOILER

Think i played them last week.

[Emmet]

Using hyperbole to counteract a hyperbolic statement was not what I did. I'm not getting hung up on anything. I'm simply stating that having no limits on any one item in your diet means that you will only lose weight if you sel impose a limit on it.

If you started a "diet marketer" a la weightwatchers, and explained that using a weighing scales with everything you eat, using fitday to check the cal content, and limiting yourself below your maintenance caps, that you would lose weight; then you would be providing good solid advice, however, you need a reason to keep people coming back, or how else do you make any money off of it?

Most people would try any of these magic diets with mad boundaries as opposed to just doing the hard work themselves and imposing self restrictions.

Discipline is the hardest part of every diet.

[aodea]

All this talk of diets has resulted in me deciding to have Chicken wings and homemade chips for my lunch. Yummy yummy i got grub in my tummy.

[The Situation]

Michelle Satnav, more like Michelle Fatnav, amiright

[tylerdurden94]

Ugh somebody just ruined Jersey Shore for me this morning jumps in with "omg blah blah blah blah, did you see it?" normally you would ask somebody had they seen it before you go on and tell them the story

New episode http://tvdex.org/shows/jersey-shore/.../cabs-are-here

[Guest]

I eat whatever I want and never put on a pound.

Had a particularly solid days eating yest.

8am: Cheese on 2 slices mccambridge, coffee, OJ

11am: Toasted Sausage sandwich, coffee

1pm: Cajun chicken breast, carrots, 3 potatoes, bottle of Coke

5pm: Tuna and Sweetcorn with mayo on white bread, coffee

7pm: Chicken curry with white rice, can of 7 up, tea

10pm: Double Cheeseburger meal

1am: 2 slices of mccambridge with tea

[MrsFlushdraw]

All this talk of diets has resulted in me deciding to have Chicken wings and homemade chips for my lunch. Yummy yummy i got grub in my tummy.

Marinade the chicken wings in jerk seasoning. yummy!!!

[Icarus152]

what i did like about it was when you had to get weighed in every week

Reminds me of this oldie

John took his blind date to a carnival.

"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale and it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed." she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate Laura, asked her about her blind date, "How'd it go?"

SPOILER

Kim responded, "Oh Waura, it was wousy."

Funny one was one of my friends doing a half stone dump when he was like 16. He was a big guy, 17 stone and already doing weights because he started underage for Munster.

Well, he had a steak dinner at home. Then came to mine and had a mountain of chicken, and the farts outta him were just horrendous . He knew it was gonna be a big one so took a photo of the scales before and after and lo and behold he was a half stone lighter

This is a beautifully moving story,I cried a little.

420 stickiest of the icky being top of the scale.

What now?

[The Aul Switcharoo]

BBV Q

Did an excel spreadsheet thing the other day, was handy enough. Basically putting a load of clients adresses and stuff in one area, bout 60 names. However when i went to go into it today a load of info is missing. Like it has number 1-10, then 12-35 and everything else is gon

help the computer retard

[Icarus152]

BBV Q

Did an excel spreadsheet thing the other day, was handy enough. Basically putting a load of clients adresses and stuff in one area, bout 60 names. However when i went to go into it today a load of info is missing. Like it has number 1-10, then 12-35 and everything else is gon

help the computer retard

[ x ] rentboy.

[RasTa]

Stolen from Dub13 in the other place.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BlOrIGidWw&feature=player_embedded[/ame]