Bad beat/Moan/Venting Thread - BBV Archive 1

[Keane]

QQ on Black Ops actually.

I had a care package available to me this evening but no idea how to call it down. What do you need to do?

[Keane]

Half Life series > Everything

Thats sounds cool Keane. Id be up for it.

I'll be playing tomoro night I'd be pretty sure.

Anyone else up for it?

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[Bubbleking]

QQ on Black Ops actually.

I had a care package available to me this evening but no idea how to call it down. What do you need to do?

lol noob

press right on the D pad then pres the fire button

[MegaSin]

I'll be playing tomoro night I'd be pretty sure.

Anyone else up for it?

I will but it might be late.

On your Dpad press right and throw the canister where you want the drop.

[Bubbleking]

what game mode would we be playing?

[MegaSin]

what game mode would we be playing?

Free for all?

[Bubbleking]

Free for all?

parties arent allowed in ffa?

[MegaSin]

parties arent allowed in ffa?

Oh yeah

Em how about either domination or CTF? Nice team game.

[IPB Champ]

xbox or ps3?

[DeadParrot]

I'm up for that
add me on psn, I'm usually online

[Keane]

lol noob

press right on the D pad then pres the fire button

TY - I got a five kill killstreak tonight and I nearly burst out of my pants!

[IPB Champ]

If its ps3 i can make a fucked up free for all for the laugh. Haven't played black ops in ages

[Keane]

I've only been playing deathmatches so far.

I'm on xbox anyway - I know BK and megasin are the same...

[Bubbleking]

^^^^

im not going into why having an xbox is better. DP as a fellow nerd Im surprised at you

[DeadParrot]

I've only been playing deathmatches so far.

I'm on xbox anyway - I know BK and megasin are the same...

booo

[IPB Champ]

[MegaSin]

xbox or ps3?

360. Pity there is no cross play.

Congrats Keane I need some practice

[CHDad]

Fuckin nerds

[Keane]

The kraken awakens

[thedini]

My New Jogging Partner
Posted at: 2011-01-03 21:06:38
Original ad:
i want to get back into shape and am looking for a jogging partner. i always run better if i can keep the pace with someone else as i am sure other fellow runners know. i only work afternoons so i can run during the morning or night, doesnt matter much to me. shoot me an email if you want to be running partners


From Me to *************@*******.org:

Dear New Running Partner,

Hello! My name is Mustafi Chukwuemeka Adetokunbo, but my friends call me Wuemeka. I have just moved to Philadelphia from Kenya and I too am looking for a running partner. I run for twelve miles every morning, and another eight at night. I now run a 4 minute mile. I know this is slow, but no worry, I am aiming to run a 3:50 mile by next month. I most look forward to running with you, my new friend! Please respond with your contact information and where you would like to run. I am not so acquainted with Philadelphia, but I would prefer to run in densely forested areas if you know of any.

Run with you soon,

Wuemeka

From Steve ***** to Me:

wow man are you for real? theres no frickin way i can run a 4 minute mile!!!!!!!

From Me to Steve *****::

Dear Steve,

I am sorry to hear you cannot run a 4 minute mile. I can slow down my pace if you would like. How does a 4 minute 30 second mile sound?

Warm regards,

Wuemeka

From Steve ***** to Me:

HAH! dude i can run a 9 minute mile on a good day. thats it. im not training for the freaking olympics here...

From Me to Steve *****::

Nine minutes? Why are you so slow, friend? Nine minutes! Man oh man, is that slow! In my country, you would not survive! You would be eaten by a lion or speared by a rhino! I am very sorry for you my friend. You remind me of my last running partner Jumu, he was eaten by a cheetah!

Good day to you,

Wuemeka

From Steve ***** to Me:

yeah well this isnt africa this is PHILLY. we have crackheads here, not rhinos or cheetahs or elephants and we sure as shit dont have rainforests. come on man are you stupid?

From Me to Steve *****::

I am not stupid, you are the stupid one my friend! We will see who is the stupid one when you are being chased by a lion! We have a word for fools like you in Kenya - KUMAMAKO!

From Steve ***** to Me:

leave me the fuck alone jumanji!

[Trippie]

So rachel riley gets engaged, shakira hooks up with gerrard pique and millie clode gets married, jesus february has started poorly on the ladies front

[MegaSin]

Touchdown dance.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE-EyKodD60&feature=player_[/ame]

[Mellor]

Not sure if this was already posted but this is totally fucked up and worth the read.

http://www.cardrunners.com/blog/internetpokers/the-million-dollar-bet-pt-1

It's about the bet ashman took with dogihead about running 70miles in 24 hours, ashman put up 900k to dogisheads 300k. Both guys are really fucked up in the head

70 miles on a treadmill in 24 hours, isn't impossible. It's about 5k an hour with time to spare. I think most reasonabably fit people would be able to do it. (ashman is collegiate-level athelete apparently). But when i read it, I seen he was out drinking the night before, very little sleep = insane.
Also, there is no reason for him to be giving 3/1, obviouskly hates money.

edit: he also got screwed on the min speed condition, depending on what that speed is.

[oleras]

Just catching up with posts from Monday...ye boys fucked up with Willie, big loss to this community...sad sad day for this site.

Please dont draw me on this, i wont be replying.

[Bubbleking]

I was under the impression Willie wasnt actually gone?

[Keane]

I was under the impression Willie wasnt actually gone?

He's just giving it a break for a while afaik, hope he comes back soon.

[Keane]

Anyway, goodnight folks.

[dannydiamond]

Just catching up with posts from Monday...ye boys fucked up with Willie, big loss to this community...sad sad day for this site.

Please dont draw me on this, i wont be replying.

I won't draw you on it, but in fairness nothing happened, he took offence to a post from finkle and that was pretty much it.
Posted that if a particular post from him got 5 thanks then he'd be off for good.
Absolutely bizarre behaviour from what I could see.

The 'ye boys fucked up with willie' doesn't wash, he did it all on his own as far as i'm concerned.
I was online when it was all going on and there's no blame on anyone in here as far as I can see. He looked to me like a guy that was having a bad day,decided to vent it in here and kinda lost the plot.

[Zuroph]

Id agree to an extent with Danny, I think there's possibly something else goin on with Willie, seemed out of sorts lately. Great poster, hope he comes back.

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[Starvin Marvin]

Rick and Will are always flirting, think they want to bum each other.

[CHDad]

I think he was annoyed that he isn't in the top 5 thanked anymore. Looked like a baby like the baby faced assassin Ole Gunnar Solksjaer. Time of the month obv or maybe the change.

/Solksjaer type slagging post

[reilly110]

70 miles on a treadmill in 24 hours, isn't impossible. It's about 5k an hour with time to spare. I think most reasonabably fit people would be able to do it. (ashman is collegiate-level athelete apparently). But when i read it, I seen he was out drinking the night before, very little sleep = insane.
Also, there is no reason for him to be giving 3/1, obviouskly hates money.

edit: he also got screwed on the min speed condition, depending on what that speed is.

massive massive respect for the ashman -what a huge sicko

love it

[ItFellOnDeafEars]

Someone I know claims he plays 2/5 NL live. I very much doubt his story so I've asked him where he plays 2/5.. He says Quay Casino in Wexford. Bullshit??

[Starvin Marvin]

Someone I know claims he plays 2/5 NL live. I very much doubt his story so I've asked him where he plays 2/5.. He says Quay Casino in Wexford. Bullshit??

Probably.

The rare time im in there its a table of oul wans that buyin for 50 quid each.

[max_power]

Good post DD, his reaction ( bearing in mind I didn't actually see any of what went on between the two ) was ridiculous. He was constantly giving it out and it was always a 'joke' in his eyes.

[Icarus152]

Need help here.

The Mrs was supposed to drop me and a friend into town in the pissing rain earlier but it turns out she has a flat tire.

She has to go to work at 7am in the morning and expects me to get up and change it for her.I on the otherhand, am a little drunk now and have no intention of going to bed before 4 or 5ish.

What's my line?

[Zuroph]

sleep in the spare room, might as well get used to it.

[Icarus152]

sleep in the spare room, might as well get used to it.

How does this get me out of changing the tire?

[max_power]

Buy your way out. Taxi/AA.

[MegaSin]

Need help here.

The Mr was supposed to drop me and a friend into town in the pissing rain earlier but it turns out he has a flat tire.

he has to go to work at 7am in the morning and expects me to get up and change it for him .I on the otherhand, am a little drunk now and have no intention of going to bed before 4 or 5ish.

What's my line?

Either

A: Leave the number to the AA or other repair service next to the bed while you pass out on the sofa.

B: Don't come home. But have a romantic meal ready for him when he comes home.

[dannydiamond]

Need help here.

The Mrs was supposed to drop me and a friend into town in the pissing rain earlier but it turns out she has a flat tire.

She has to go to work at 7am in the morning and expects me to get up and change it for her.I on the otherhand, am a little drunk now and have no intention of going to bed before 4 or 5ish.

What's my line?

Taxi to work and collect her from work with her newly changed tyre firmly in place.

What ever you do don't attempt to change it pissed!

[Carl_Morrissey]

The Fighter is epic and Christian Bale has leapfrogged into my top 3 favourite actors - Superb

[Icarus152]

Buy your way out. Taxi/AA.

Taxi to work and collect her from work with her newly changed tyre firmly in place.

What ever you do don't attempt to change it pissed!

Forgot to say she's driving to Dungarvan from Waterford City which is about 25 miles so taxi is out.She also needs to load equipment into her car which won't fit in mine.

[Icarus152]

Either

A: Leave the number to the AA or other repair service next to the bed while you pass out on the sofa.

B: Don't come home. But have a romantic meal ready for him when he comes home.

Good ideas but I checked her spare on the way in and it's a little soft imo.

[MegaSin]

Good ideas but I checked his cock on the way in and it's a little soft imo.

WTF????

Sorry it's late and i've had a long day.

[max_power]

AA so.

[Icarus152]

I know BBV won't let me down with this.

[Icarus152]

WTF????

Sorry it's late and i've had a long day.

So have I so I will let that pass,especially after you gave me the Fallout tip.

[dannydiamond]

I know BBV won't let me down with this.

Looks like you've little choice but to suck it up and get up and change it for her.

[Icarus152]

AA so.

FML I'll have to let her drive my car and bring her spare to the petrol station.FML.

[Icarus152]

Looks like you've little choice but to suck it up and get up and change it for her.

Yes but surely the almighty BBV knows of some mild poison or something I can ingest that will make me look like I'm dying without actually hurting me is what I'm thinking.

[Zuroph]

So does this download the links but doesnt actually download the files until you decide to start it?

ya, if you untick "skip linkgrabber", it just copies the links to the linkgrabber list and waits for you to confirm what to download.

[MegaSin]

Put through car windows as they are covered in most comp. insurance policies and will not raise the yearly NCB. Say you saw a group of 16-21 year olds drinking near by and that you gave chase and caught up with what looked like the leader of the gang. You knew this as he was the biggest and the only one with a headband.

After a fight in which involed on your part catching a knife in mid air and many somersaults you best your enemy but he escapes. To really sell the part fall down and cut your fucking knee.

Some hero sex and a late call to the AA, sleep then breakfast roll.

Ez game

[a-k-47]

Nice and tilted before bed!.. 4 left in FO..

min raising donk in the sb min raise to 12k both have 110 approx shove with AK calls Ad5s Kh6d9d hmmm so whats it going to be the runner runner flush or str8
8s 7s ...good night!.

[Mellor]

massive massive respect for the ashman -what a huge sicko

love it

Meh, I think he was fooling his mate who has spend too long in front of a computer screen, (btw, out drinking the night before = 6 bottles of beer)

His odds were high, prob as he knew it was doable

[Icarus152]

Put through car windows as they are covered in most comp. insurance policies and will not raise the yearly NCB. Say you saw a group of 16-21 year olds drinking near by and that you gave chase and caught up with what looked like the leader of the gang. You knew this as he was the biggest and the only one with a headband.

After a fight in which involed on your part catching a knife in mid air and many somersaults you best your enemy but he escapes. To really sell the part fall down and cut your fucking knee.

Some hero sex and a late call to the AA, sleep then breakfast roll.

Ez game

Not sure if this is quite plausible but I like your line of thought.

[Icarus152]

Nice and tilted before bed!.. 4 left in FO..

min raising donk in the sb min raise to 12k both have 110 approx shove with AK calls Ad5s Kh6d9d hmmm so whats it going to be the runner runner flush or str8
8s 7s ...good night!.

Do you have to get up at 7am? No? then STFU,I am in trouble here.

[AndyFatBastard]

Need help here.

The Mrs was supposed to drop me and a friend into town in the pissing rain earlier but it turns out she has a flat tire.

She has to go to work at 7am in the morning and expects me to get up and change it for her.I on the otherhand, am a little drunk now and have no intention of going to bed before 4 or 5ish.

What's my line?

Change the tire now before you get any drunker.